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Saka!
I'm Sabe!
I'm Keyakuyaki Saka!
Yay!
It's better with four people.
That's right.
It's a huge mountain.
That's right.
I'm wearing it.
It's stylish.
It's stylish, isn't it?
Now, I'd like to announce why we're filming this.
Sabe-san's...
Sabe-sho has a lot of money.
Let's buy them all today!
Yay!
It's hard for me to say it in the studio.
Sabe-sho buys something for the members who played an active role in the show.
This time, they'll buy everything until the end of October.
As you can see, we got...
a tour to buy what we four want today.
By the way, the budget for one person is about 20,000 yen.
Immediately, looking for what Oda wants, Daikanyama of Rally.
Today, perhaps in the middle of this program, there is another survey show for those who worked hard.
Why is it happening more and more?
I'm doing my best today! I'm going to get it!
It won't be a survey show for you, Tsuchiya.
20,000 yen, what should I buy today?
What should we buy?
This is the store.
I don't know what kind of store it is, but it's too early for Oda.
Isn't it too fashionable?
Excuse me, this is the most expensive store in this store.
Too early! Too early! Too early!
The store Oda wanted to go to is Daikanyama of Rally.
As it looks like, it's a pretty fashionable store, but what does Oda want?
What I want is perfume.
I see. Perfume.
As soon as you smell it, it smells really good.
Why perfume?
I remember Lisa saying it smells bad in a program the other day.
I remember it. It was shocking.
It was shocking for me too.
That's right, she was an idol and said it smelled bad.
TV is amazing.
It spreads out to the fans.
I really don't like it.
It's really painful for girls.
I see. It smells good for girls.
I don't think Oda needs it yet.
But Sabe-san, this store is really good.
It does look good, but...
This store is the main store in New York.
It's also loved by celebrities.
It's a fragrance brand.
Oda is eight years early!
If you choose a scent you like, they'll make you a perfume in front of you.
You'll get a fresh and rich scent.
Now, let's look for your favorite scent!
This one is more of a citrus scent.
Which one is citrus?
It's a woody smell.
TBS?
Woody?
I thought it was TBS.
The smell of TBS?
What's that?
The smell of TBS's second meeting room.
What do you mean by "second meeting room"?
I'll give you a ride soon.
Smell it!
Oda's favorite smell.
What are we going to do until then?
Wow!
Is it a flower?
Ayame's root flower.
Ayame's root flower?
It's a flower, right?
Ayame's root flower.
It seems like Oda has it.
Ayame's root flower.
Which one is the freshest one?
The purest one.
Pure?
It's natural.
This one.
It's called "fruit orange".
It's true!
Wow! It smells good!
Look!
It's amazing!
I just put it on.
You just put it on. It's amazing!
It smells good.
Smell it.
It seems like it.
By the way, how much is it?
It's 9,000 yen for 15 ml.
It's 9,000 yen.
It's 20,000 yen for 50 ml.
It's 30,000 yen for 100 ml.
It's 30,000 yen for 30 ml.
Where is it?
It's here.
It's just right.
But for this one,
for Oda,
you can use it for two days.
What is Oda?
By the way,
Tokyo's limited smell is...
It's a quiet smell.
Isn't it for adults?
Isn't it different in price?
It's 15 ml for 18,000 yen.
It's the smallest.
Is it this one?
It's tall.
It smells like wood.
You suddenly started a business.
How is it?
It smells like milk.
It doesn't go well with Oda, right?
It's the most comfortable.
The smallest one is...
It's 18,000 yen.
This is 34,000 yen.
I'll eat it!
Wait a minute! I don't mind paying for this!
But let's follow the rules!
The last one.
Both of you are stupid.
If that's the case, I can take these two in the middle, right?
Let's say four.
Let's say four or more.
I see.
It's strange, isn't it?
It's not strange.
You know nothing about this show.
What did you choose?
I chose...
This one.
If it's this one, do you want a large one?
I like large ones.
It looks like beer.
Are you serious?
You can drink it now.
You did it!
Thank you!
She made a perfume on the spot.
Her budget exceeded 10,000 yen.
Thank you!
Huh?
Hey!
What's up?
You surprised me!
What's up?
Come here! What's up?
What's up with you guys?
You surprised me!
Come here! What's up?
What a coincidence!
It's not a coincidence!
What's up?
Oh no!
A strange flow is about to start!
What's up?
I happened to be here.
You happened to be here.
I like this place.
You were looking for something here, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
Like hand cream.
Or hand sanitizer.
I want people around me to smell good.
I don't know.
But I forgot about it today.
You forgot about it?
Go home!
You don't have a right as a customer!
Go home!
Bring me some money!
You don't have a right!
Let's play a game!
A game? What kind of game? A fist fight?
Let's do that for now.
I'll go first.
Is that your team?
Oh no!
Actually, Koike and Habu will play this game with this hand cream.
It's "Make Server Embarrassed for 30 Seconds".
The rule is simple.
If you make Server embarrassed for 30 seconds, you'll get a mini-server award.
First, Koike will do the challenge.
Koike is good at this kind of thing.
She's good at it.
Ready, set, go!
Yuu-kun, Koutei...
Jin...
Look, she's doing both!
6 seconds! 6 seconds!
Yuu-kun, Koutei...
Jin...
Look, she's doing both!
I might be weak at this.
Yuu-kun and Koutei both did it in one go.
And they were crouching.
Next up is the Habugo Challenge!
Don't look away!
Ready, set, go!
Yuu-kun...
My hands are dry...
I want you to buy me one...
Buy me one...
What kind of game is this?
We're losing for the first time in a while!
What kind of game is this?
We're winning for the first time in a while!
"Sawabe - Mini Sawabe Show" is on sale now!
Thank you!
I'm glad you two happened to come.
We'll see you again in the studio.
We're going home like this?!
This program is brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Next up is...
Kojima-e - Pet Expert
If you're interested in pets, you can find anything here.
Who wants to shop here?
Me!
I recently started buying new dogs.
I have two dogs now.
I want to buy him a matching one.
For Ai-ken, Bam-kun and Tana-kun, let's look for matching goods.
What kind of matching goods do you want?
Pets, clothes, necklaces, beads...
There are many kinds of pets.
But, you don't want many of them, do you?
No, I don't.
What's that? A tissue case?
No, it's not.
It's a fluffy poncho.
Fluffy poncho.
Do you want to turn it into a pig?
Or a dog?
You're laughing a lot.
You're so excited to go to a pet shop.
You're so cute.
You like dogs that much, don't you?
Yes, I do.
For Ai-ken's sake, the clerk also called for Suzumoto, who is pretty serious about it.
Isn't it too big for a one-year-old dog?
I don't think so.
You don't like it anymore?
I still like 2L.
Who are you talking to?
I like people with long eyes.
Who are you talking to?
We are...
Fukuon students.
Don't you like it anymore?
I like it.
As it was, Suzumoto went to the pet shop one after another.
And when she was about to check how much it was in the fridge...
Thank you very much.
You can eat it, can't you?
I think you can.
It looks good.
It doesn't have much flavor, does it?
Hello.
Thank you for it.
Did you eat this when you were on a diet?
For dogs?
For dogs...
It's really good.
Did you eat it for dogs?
We can't talk about that episode again.
If you're going to eat it, should we buy it for you?
Really?
Finally, they added a bowl for Ozeki.
How much is it in total?
Wait a minute.
It's 29,335 yen.
It's 20,000 yen.
But we really want it.
I think that's what we want to eat.
That's about 10,000 yen.
It's expensive!
How much is that bowl?
"Boro no Uta".
"Boro no Uta"?
It's 10,000 yen more than "Boro no Uta".
What are you singing now?
You're laughing a lot.
She likes "Boro no Uta" so much.
Maybe next time we can eat "Boro no Uta" for a thousand yen.
You can try it, right?
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
Then it's fine.
- Thank you. - Thank you for coming as a whole.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
They continue to pay by pushing a little over.
- Thank you for coming as a whole. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm buying a dog. - Yes. - Can I go home after seeing it?
- I don't know what you say. - This doesn't change. - This doesn't change. - It's a rule. - Of course it doesn't change. - I want to see it. - I don't care about it. - I want to see it. - I want to see it. - Everyone is buying it.
However, this one word will invite a terrible situation.
- Can I go back to the bus? - Of course you can. - I don't care about it. - I don't care about it. - I don't care about it. - Hey, wait a minute! - I don't care about it! - Are Tsuchiya and Sawabe going to allow it?
- Why are you two here in school? - No, we want to see a dog. - We know it. - You know it. - No, we don't. - You're not. - You're from Team C.
What were you doing there?
Excuse me, that wasn't good.
What did you say?
We were talking about "Ponkotsu Captain".
You were recording, weren't you?
What?
You weren't recording anything.
Sugai...
Sugai released a script and confirmed it.
Look, it's so funny.
Record it. Record it, please.
There's nothing.
Record it, please.
Sugai is like this all the time.
She released a script that's so funny.
I didn't know you were recording today at all.
You're so "ponkotsu".
Again, it's a game competition for prizes.
It's called "sawabe-kaisu".
If you can answer the same question about a certain serve as the person, you get a mini-serve award.
Now, the question is...
What was the first thing you were happy about when your wife told you recently?
The first thing I was happy about?
Let's have Sawabe-san answer first.
The first thing I was happy about when my wife told me recently?
The first thing you were happy about when your wife told you recently?
Because it's "yaki" and "rabu-rabu".
I see.
I think this is the simplest and happiest thing.
What is it?
Is it about appearance?
It's not about appearance.
For example...
What is it?
If you're a housewife, you'll be happy if you're always told "thank you for the housework".
Tsuchida-san!
What is it?
But don't worry.
Because they're "ponkotsu".
Even though we gave you so many hints, you didn't get anything right.
If it's these two, you shouldn't miss anything.
You have to be really sure about this.
Really?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
She already saw it. She already saw it, Sugai.
She saw it, Sugai and Sato. She saw it.
She might have known.
Ok, let's give them all the answers.
Here we go. Here you go!
"You are always working hard." "You are always working hard." "You are always working hard."
Wow, that's amazing.
What is this?
They won a mini-saber show with a joke during a joke during a joke.
It's really a coincidence that we met like this.
I'm glad we met like this.
What were you doing in Roppongi?
I was holding a dog.
That's suspicious. You were playing in Roppongi.
No, I'm scared.
After this, there will be even more excitement in the saber!
After this, we went to a big camera in a home appliance store.
Everyone, welcome to my house.
You have something you want, don't you, Rika?
Yes.
What do you want, Rika?
A planetarium.
A planetarium?
A planetarium.
A planetarium, right?
Do you need something like that?
A planetarium.
It's healing.
Do you like stars?
I like stars.
Rika, when do you want to see it?
I also have Nel-chan.
You have Nel-chan?
Nel-chan recommended it to me.
It's good.
It's healing.
Look.
Exactly.
Wow, it's amazing.
Yes, this one.
But, you know, it's a little expensive, right?
Mr. Saber, you've become stupid, haven't you?
It's pretty cheap, isn't it?
You think it's cheap, don't you?
Isn't this just right?
But I do want you to see the 15,000 yen one, too.
Please.
Thank you very much.
What's the difference between the one above and the one below?
The one above has a better resolution.
It looks better, doesn't it?
That's right.
I like the one above.
When do you want to see it, Rika?
What's your plan?
Yes.
When do you want to see it?
A little later.
When do you want to see it?
When I want to be healed.
When you want to be healed, right?
Rika wants to be healed almost every day.
I think it's good to see something good almost every day.
Do you want to be healed?
You want to be healed, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But I don't think it's that good.
If you compare it with what you've seen so far...
As I thought, the one above has a better resolution.
I see.
But I like the one above.
You like the one above, don't you?
I like the one above, don't you?
Do you like it?
Yes.
White one.
Okay.
This is the fifth viewing of "Sawabe".
Big, big, big, big camera.
Harada, don't do it!
"Sawabe", "Big Camera" song.
16,000 yen.
- It's 200 yen. - 200 yen!
Thank you very much.
- Where are you going? - Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
"Sawabe" wants a hair dryer.
Let's go to "Dryer Corner" on the sixth floor.
It's already over 70,000 yen.
If it's 20,000 yen per person, "Sawabe"'s budget is 5,000 yen.
- Shall I say this first? - Yes.
- Yes, "Dyson". - Yes, "Dyson".
- I really want it. - "Dyson" is well-known for its wingless fan.
They made "Dyson"'s motor part very small.
They put it in here and made it.
Expensive!
By the way, the price is 45,000 yen.
- Do you need a hair dryer in the first place? - No, I don't.
- You can use this, can't you? - Well...
Until now, I've only used a normal hair dryer.
It costs about 3,000 yen.
But "Dyson" makes my hair wet.
Is it ionized?
But I often saw it in an electric shop.
"Dyson" makes my hair wet.
"Serve" doesn't know about it.
- "Serve" doesn't know about it, either. - That's right.
By the way, is there a hair dryer you want?
I wanted "Panasonic"'s nano-in.
- This one, right? - It's new.
- It's renewed. - We have it.
- You do? - Yes.
How much is it?
- 18,460 yen. - It's too much.
I see.
"Panasonic" is 5,000 yen.
- Is it? - It was 30,000 yen.
- I bought it for 30,000 yen. - It's 30,000 yen.
- You're lying. - It's true.
- I bought it! - What?
- Let's make it 30,000 yen! - No way!
He's right.
What else do you use?
- I use this, too. - You all use it?
- Yes.
- That's good. - That's good.
What color do you use?
- Pink. - Pink.
- And... - Light pink.
- Suzuma and light pink.
- What about you, Oda? - It's shocking pink.
- I use pink, too. - Shocking pink.
When you say "Oda" and "Ozeki" use it,
it doesn't sound bad, does it?
My wife uses it, too.
- Is it okay? - It's okay.
She bought it for about 10,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
- Make it good hair. - Yes.
- Okay, let's end it outside. - It's over!
- Yes. - We're not here anymore.
- We're not?
- We're not here anymore. - No more jokes?
- No more jokes. - Okay!
- Okay, let's end it! - Yes!
- I'm glad you all wrote what you wanted. - Yes.
- I'm glad. - It's amazing.
We did a lot of shooting today.
It was really...
- Huh? - Nanako!
- What's up, Nanako?
- What is it?
- I was shopping. - What did you do?
What is it? Isn't it over?
Isn't it the ending?
- I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat. - Huh?
- Food. - Are you hungry?
- I'm hungry now. - But if you think about it,
- we did a lot of shooting today. - We did a lot of shooting.
- Then, let's all... - No!
- Let's go! - No!
- I want to go! - No!
- I'm hungry! - No!
- I'm hungry! - Don't come out!
If Nanako says it, let's go!
- Let's go! - No!
- This is really... - Let's go!
- No. - But you know me, right?
- No. - It's the same with money.
I have a feeling that the shooting will go further from now on.
That's one thing, and there's money.
- No! - Then, let's go home.
- Then, let's go. - I'm lonely, so let's go. - It's hot. I made a reservation for shabu-shabu over there. - Wow, you made a reservation for that?
Six people went to Kyoto Hyouki, where they can eat elegant dashabu-shabu.
- The main store is probably in Kyoto. The main store in Kyoto is amazing. But it's delicious, isn't it? - It's delicious.
- Thank you for the meal. - Let's go. It's good. We came all the way here.
Now that they're full, they go home.
- Mr. Shabu-shabu, please. - Yes.
What did Mr. Shabu-shabu see?
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
- Mr. Shabu-shabu, please. - Yes.
- What? - Mr. Shabu-shabu, right?
I see. I see how it is.
What's going on?
- What's going on? - They're here.
- What? - They're here?
- What? - What's going on?
- The worst actors are here. - The worst actors are here?
That's impossible.
- What? - I see.
- It's a coincidence. - It's a coincidence.
Did you meet Mr. Nagasawa?
- I see. - I see.
- Damn it!
- They're here. - Damn it!
- I'm surprised. - Tsuchida-san.
Can you get a script from him?
I'm trying to put it on my lap.
How far are you going to bring me?
If you stop the camera, you'll be in trouble.
I'm just warming up.
Thank you so much for coming today, Mr. Sabe.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's best if everyone is happy.
- You're so kind. - You're so kind.
- It's okay. It's okay. - You're so kind.
- It's best if everyone is happy. - You're so kind.
Thank you for coming today, Mr. Sabe.
- Cheers! - Thank you!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- It's so good! - I'm glad I saw you smile like that at the end.
- It's so good! - It's so good!
- Beer tastes best when you're drunk. - It's so good!
- It's so good!
- By the way, how have you been, Abe-san?
- I'm glad you're happy about it. I'm counting on you for the contract. - That's right.
- Once again, let's say thank you to Abe-san. - Thank you!
- Let's do our best from now on, too! - Let's do our best!