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Tsuchida Teruyuki, 46 years old, let's celebrate your birthday!
Tsuchida, 46 years old's birthday is celebrated by members with ordinary things.
Birthday party!
What kind of things will come out in the second half of the game?
Now, please announce the next celebration!
Let's celebrate with singing and dancing!
Let's celebrate with our main meal!
Now, let's welcome the members who are already standing by!
Please come in!
Tsuchida-san!
Again, you look like you're in the 80's!
So, these members will announce it for us.
Tsuchida-san, do you know what it is? You're smiling, but...
It should be quiet, right?
It's probably this, right?
What is it?
Who came up with this idea in the first place?
- Yes, me. - Ah, Saito did. - Why?
Tsuchida-san said she liked and loved Nyanko Club.
So, we thought that if we did it, people would remember and be happy about it.
No, we're already happy about it!
It's like we've already succeeded in half of it!
So, what song is it?
One, two...
Don't take off your sarang!
That's nice!
By the way, we've also prepared Tsuchida-san's "happy" for you today.
- What? - Yes, yes, yes!
Ah!
Show me! Show me!
"Fudoushi Bukkan"!
- Did you wear it in the past? - Yes, I actually had it.
Wow!
- So you're like a elite? - Yes, I was an elite.
- I see. - Yes.
- What is this? Do you want me to wrap it for you? - Wrap it for you?
- It suits you! - It suits you!
No, it doesn't suit me at all!
It doesn't suit me at all!
- It suits you, doesn't it? - It suits you!
And even if you say it suits me, I'm not that happy about it!
This is...
- What? Are you going to sit like this? - Are you ready for this?
Wait, what is this? Are you celebrating me?
We're celebrating you, of course!
The Onyanko Club has practiced for Tsuchida!
Will they be able to captivate Tsuchida like this time?
Onyanko Club...
Don't Take Off Your Sailor Clothes
Here it is!
If you don't mind, could you please sing it for me one more time?
Don't take off your sailor clothes
Not now
Don't take off your sailor clothes
Not now, not now, not now
I want to make a decision faster than my friends do
But I don't know when to start
I'm too shy
I want to make a decision faster than my friends do
It's a waste of time to just give up
It's a waste, it's a waste
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
Yeah!
How was it, Tsutsuyo-san?
It was really good.
Yes.
I think it's an era where everyone is watching singer campaigns.
Our generation can sing normally, too.
Oh, I see.
How was it? Try it.
I was really nervous.
You were nervous, weren't you?
I think it's better than most music programs.
Why is that!?
Everyone was shaking, but only Suzumoto was like...
It's easy, but...
Why am I shaking like this?
It's easy for me, but...
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Now, please announce the next celebration!
Yes.
Let's celebrate with art!
Now, who is this?
Yes.
Sato Uemura. Nagasa-kun!
In order to celebrate Tsutsuyo-san's birthday, the three of us will try sand art.
Sand art?
Like a story?
Yes.
Huh? Is it a hidden game competition today?
It's not a hidden game competition.
In order for the three of us to try, we will first go to a professional teacher.
First, we will discuss each subject.
I would like to draw something with a light image.
This time, Nagasawa-sensei will be in charge of story and art.
It's a comical work.
How Tsutsuyo-san will make me look like him...
I see, I see.
That's what I'm interested in.
If you just talk to yourself, everyone will look like you.
Based on this content, the three of us will start practicing right away.
Sand art is an art work that uses sand and draws everything by hand.
First of all, learn how to do it.
Yes, you're very good at it.
Yes, you're doing a good job.
Please try it again.
It's difficult, isn't it?
In terms of length, Sato, who is actually experienced, is doing well.
On the other hand, Uemura has a little difficulty.
In order to succeed, you have to practice a lot.
But it's not just about drawing.
Yes, it's done.
What time is it now?
Ten minutes and forty seconds.
Ten minutes.
Oh, and I have to do this for five or six minutes.
Can you show me for a long time?
Sand art in ten minutes.
Sand art is a live performance, so speed is also important.
You have to keep the story going.
Will the three of you succeed in sand art?
Let me show you.
It's a sand art by Sato, Uemura, and Nagasawa.
Here you go.
Wow!
Wow! It's a soccer ball!
Oh, Tsuchida-san!
Are you doing eye shadow?
A little. It's a little dark.
Are you doing make-up?
Yes, I am.
Suddenly, a soccer ball flew to Tsuchida-san.
That's amazing.
Oh, I see.
Catch!
Tsuchida-san took the ball and...
Tsuchida-san is gone.
You're laughing.
A soccer ball flew to Tsuchida-san.
Huh?
The ball got bigger.
Catch it!
Catch it with both hands.
Suddenly, two broken balls.
Among them...
What?
The memories of the three of us with Tsuchida...
To be honest...
Tuna...
Memories...
What's on the top right?
To the concert!
To the tuna!
To be honest...
Thank you, Tsuchida-san, as always!
To be honest...
I came to see you, Tsuchida-san!
Huh?
And then...
Oh, it's a soul.
Oh, it's a ball.
When I thought I was back in a soccer ball...
Huh?
Who is this?
Oh, it's a soccer ball.
It's short!
Huh?
What is it?
"Up?" "Huh?"
And so, when Abe-san turned his head...
Turned his head?
"To his head?" "I'm scared, I'm scared!"
Huh?
His head is slanting, huh?
Tsujida-san, happy birthday! Please continue to take care of me!
Wow, thank you very much!
Wow!
That was amazing as an actor!
Right? The story!
The world view was amazing!
At the end, did you turn your head?
Yes, I did.
If you turn your head like this, it's confirmed.
At the end, Tsujida-san turned his head like a madman.
How was it, Tsujida-san?
It was amazing! I was a little moved by the results of my practice.
Wow!
I'm glad you understood it!
How was it, Sato?
I was nervous! I was more nervous than Raimu!
Also, who laughed like crazy in the middle of it?
The three of you were like...
Like you made a mistake or something. What was that atmosphere like?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Who are you laughing at?
Huh?
Don't make me laugh!
Next is the last one. Please announce the last celebration.
Let's celebrate with celebrity celebration comments.
Who is this?
Yes, it's Risa.
I received celebration comments from Tsuchida-san and a close celebrity.
I don't have a close celebrity.
You had one, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I looked for you and you were there.
Kanekiyo of Shinjo Cowboys.
Futo Matsubara Futo.
Maybe you are a young celebrity.
I'm not a celebrity.
Maybe you are a young celebrity.
They went to a recording studio in Tokyo to get comments.
Who are they going to meet?
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
Excuse me.
They came to get comments from Tsuchida's old best friend, Daimao Kosaka.
It's Tsuchida-san's birthday.
Tsuchida-san?
Yes.
Is he the Tsuchida-san I know?
Yes, he is.
I see.
I want you to celebrate with me.
I want you to comment on my birthday.
Comment on your birthday?
I'm grateful.
My birthday is July 10th.
The moment we met, I got a message on LINE.
The first one is Tsuchiro.
You are so kind.
He is Tsundere.
I see.
You don't usually talk much, do you?
You must love me.
I am Tsuchiro, a Tsundere.
Hurry up and say it!
Actually, they have a request for such a small- talker demon king.
I want you to make a song for my happy birthday.
Is it Tsuchi's birthday song?
Yes.
How much is the budget?
The budget is...
If you give me this much...
Even if you give me 4,000 yen, I won't do it at all.
Don't make fun of me.
But you know...
I am Tsuchi.
Do you have some time?
Do you want to talk for a while?
Yes, I'm fine.
They decided to talk about the song.
How is Tsuchi usually like?
Tsundere...
Tsuchi...
It's been a long time, Kosaka.
It's amazing.
I did it!
After that, Kosaka's skills improved and their voice samples were also recorded.
I brought it back and said, "Okay, I got it."
Tsuchi... Don't cry.
It's like a famous song.
What kind of birthday song did they make?
We'll reveal it in the studio after this!
So...
You've been together for a long time, right?
Yes, for about ten years.
Wow!
About ten years.
We've been together in concerts.
We're one year older.
We're both big and scared of each other's faces.
You have a lot in common.
We have a lot in common.
You also send messages on Tsundere.
Everyone who has a birthday does it.
You too, Mamei?
It's hard for boys to do that.
You think I'm a boy?
Huh? I'm a girl.
You're a girl?
Your gender has changed a lot!
This time, Nisa and Yonetani will perform with Kobayashi and Moriya.
Keyaki and Kikotaro's parents, Kosaka.
It's a dream collaboration!
Tsuchida-san, please sing us your birthday song!
Um, happy happy happy happy...
Happy happy happy happy...
Happy happy happy...
Congratulations!
Amazing!
What is this?
Amazing!
Don't touch me!
Amazing!
Young people may not know this, but they are all my seniors!
Amazing!
Not seniors at all!
Batsgun!
But Boomer!
Who is this?
This is Antonio "Hodorico" Nogueira who is fighting even before being knocked out!
Nogueira!
Dangerous Notch!
Amazing members!
Amazing!
Kosaka is also here with us today!
Welcome!
Amazing!
This is the funniest thing I've heard in the past 3 years!
Seriously!
The moment they came out, everyone's faces were amazing!
You don't know them!
You don't know them, right?
This is the first time Keyakizaka girls see me like this!
I don't usually dress like this!
What kind of clothes do you all wear?
Each of you can dress in the way you think is the funniest!
Batsgun!
Fushio is an old lady!
And Gane is a long-lived fan of Daimon!
And Key is in his usual clothes!
And Ise is an alien!
Alien!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's still popular.
It's funny, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's a little off!
How about you four?
Yone-chan, who was at the front.
Yone-san, yes.
I've been watching you while you were on stand-by.
You were like...
Yone-san was able to study and go to college.
She's not the kind of person who does things like this.
Yone-san was there, and Moria and Kobayashi were working together.
Lisa was standing in the back.
It's a member's store, isn't it?
Even then, she was like...
It's funny, isn't it?
Since we're here, let's learn some jokes that veteran comedians can use in their daily lives!
Then, we'll go with "win-win"!
Yes!
We'll go with "win-win"!
Then, Yone-san and Yone-san, please go with "win- win"!
Win-win!
This is "win-win" but...
I wonder if "win-win" works.
"win-win" isn't that complicated!
Sugai, can you go with "win-win"?
Can I go with "win-win"?
You'll do it, right?
Yes.
Can you say, "I'll do "win-win""?
I'll do "win-win"!
Yes.
Fans usually like it.
They like it.
But the real "we" is like this.
The real "we" is like this.
Nice, Notch!
Nice!
How old is Notch this year?
53 years old!
Is there anything else?
After this, it's Ise-san.
Ise-san.
Speaking of which...
Ise-dance.
Everyone, please.
Everyone, please show us your dance.
Ise-dance!
Ise-dance! Ise-dance! Ise-dance! Ise-dance! Ise- dance! Ise-dance!
Like this, the other members will getexistent negative effects.
Please care about us.
"please go back home soon".
I don't give him that treatment!
We can see that!
Should we go home?
Yeah.
Please go home soon.
Rika says like that.
Rika, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Great.
After this, Sugai becomes a soldier.
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Please say something.
Are you okay?
Thank you very much.
Chiza-san, happy 46th birthday!
We, Kiyaki-zaka46, would like to work hard with you as well.