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Course 2 of the series, episode talk course!
This course teaches how to talk about episodes to teachers.
Members write down episodes in a questionnaire and teachers correct them.
Based on their corrections,
members will perform at a British sandwich shop in Akimasa, Taraguchi.
The next topic is...
What a shock!
I think this happens a lot.
It seems like it happens at a sandwich shop.
Let's start with Sugai!
Let's watch Sugai's episode.
It's long!
Can you read it for me?
One day, I was riding a train and a university student couple next to me were talking about Keyakizaka.
They seemed like very poor people.
They were talking about last year's national tour and whose handshake event was difficult.
It was very interesting.
I was listening carefully, worried about what I would do if I got caught.
In the end, they didn't notice me until the end.
On top of that, the man said, "You wanted Yucca's handshake event, didn't you?"
I wanted you to come to the handshake event.
First of all, this questionnaire is not a diary.
Is it okay?
I see.
It's a heavy word.
Are you going to talk about this in the show?
Yes.
It's a little shorter and easier to understand.
I see.
At this stage, the staff may cut it off.
I see.
What is it like?
Even though you are in the same company, your fans don't notice you, right?
That's right.
Even though you are a passionate fan, your fans don't notice you even though you are close.
I think it's better to make it more interesting.
I see.
Ordinary people don't know that you wanted a handshake event.
I see.
What does it mean?
Even though you took the questionnaire for the handshake event, you didn't come on the day.
That's what it means.
It doesn't mean anything.
If you didn't go to the handshake event, does it mean you skipped the questionnaire?
Yes.
If you put it in the talk show, the staff may not know what "skipping" means.
I want to convey the fun of not noticing you.
But it's a waste of time if the host gets caught in the handshake event.
That's what it means.
You are answering very seriously.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Your fans didn't notice you at all?
Not at all.
Not at all?
They were right next to me.
They were right next to you, right?
Yes.
Even though they saw you, they didn't notice you.
They were right next to me and they saw me.
I thought they noticed me, but after that, I said, "Oh, I want to come to Yucca's handshake meeting."
I'm right in front of you, though.
I see.
You can tell by their faces.
From now on, they will try not to look alike.
It was a shock that they wanted a world-wide handshake meeting, wasn't it?
That's right. But if you're weak, you don't have to do it.
If you're weak, you don't have to do it?
She has a good understanding.
She's talented.
If you're weak, you don't have to do it?
Even though you're a passionate fan, they don't notice you even if you look at their faces, right?
That's right.
So, if you add their eyes or something like that...
That's right.
They'll notice you more.
At the end of the handshake meeting, isn't it okay for you to be angry?
Yes!
Oh, that may be true!
They don't notice you at all!
If you're a fan, you should notice it!
This method is called "mouth-to-mouth communication".
Mouth-to-mouth communication is amazing.
But you can do it with Sugai, right?
You can do it.
The character is completely different, so it's good.
At the end of the handshake meeting, isn't it okay for you to be angry?
Say it again.
Say it again?
It's high.
They don't notice you at all!
It's not a talk show!
They didn't notice you at all!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'll write it down for now.
If you do it like that, everyone will see you.
This is very interesting.
It would be interesting if you did it like this.
At first, he was a very serious teacher.
But he became a little out of control in the middle of it.
Will Sugai appear?
It was like this.
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Next, we will correct Ozeki's questionnaire.
Here it is!
The way he runs is funny!
Since elementary school, when people say that my running is funny,
I often get told that my running is weird.
At first, I was teased that I was like a monkey's engine.
And I was told that I was cutting firewood on my day off.
I don't know if the engine is broken or not.
The engine is not broken!
There is no such civilization!
I was told that I was like a monkey's engine.
Who told you that?
A boy I don't know at all.
He has a different face.
So you were told that you were like a monkey's engine.
Did you suddenly get told that?
When I was walking, I was told that I was like a monkey's engine.
You said you were like a monkey's engine behind you?
I said it like I could definitely hear it.
You were talking with your friends, weren't you?
The boy walking in front of you.
I think it's like a pun.
I see.
If you talk about it like that,
I think it's a little better than the current engine.
When this comes up in the survey, I wonder what it is.
I see.
I don't know the episode well.
I'm curious about what you're talking about.
Show me Ozeki's back.
When I was in elementary school, it was like this.
Oh, it's an engine.
It's an engine.
Is it like a cat?
I don't know if it's a cat or a monkey.
It's an engine.
This is difficult.
Your back is interesting.
Ozeki, what direction do you want to go in?
Can I make it at all?
Or do you want to go based on facts?
I'll make it.
I want to make it.
It's called an engine from an engine.
It's called a Beijing engine.
It's called Beijing.
It's called Shanghai from Beijing.
In the end, it's called China.
I'm losing my voice.
It's called an engine.
Who is Eto Madouchi?
It's a double engine.
If it's cute, I know.
It's not cute.
Ozeki, do you like it?
I like it from Beijing engine to Beijing engine to Beijing engine to Beijing engine to Beijing engine.
Do you like it?
Shall we go with it?
It means that the nickname will change.
Yes.
If you were nicknamed "engine" and called "engine", you would be called "engine" by your classmates.
You will be asked which one is the real engine and you will be voted.
That's a lie.
This is the real double engine.
You just want to call it "double engine", don't you?
You just want to call it "husband".
Forget what you just said.
I will use it.
Don't use it.
Don't use what you just said.
Is it solidified?
Yes.
Really?
Can you see it?
It's not solidified at all.
Are you okay?
I'm just saying something appropriate.
The teacher is also a little excited about Ozeki's episode.
What kind of story will Ozeki tell us in this episode?
Next, we will correct Riku's survey.
Here it is.
You said your face is swollen, but you were mistaken for a bug and you got hit.
Where is it swollen?
Here, on my nose.
How is it?
Where?
Such a small bug?
Actually, I was joking.
What?
Actually, I was joking.
You were joking?
I was joking and I got hit.
Your friend said, "Hey, Riku, you have a bug on you."
Your friend knew you had a swollen face.
It's a bug.
She said it on purpose.
So, Riku already has it.
She removed "joking" from it.
She already made it up.
I didn't get shocked by it.
Yes, because you were joking.
Because you were joking.
That's it, right?
Yes.
She said "yes."
She was shocked.
What did you say when you got hit?
No.
She said it because she knew you were wrong.
No.
But you said you got hit because you thought it was a bug.
I think you should make use of this part.
When you say "make use of it," which part do you think it is swollen?
This part is small.
So, make use of it.
Make use of this part.
When you appear on a TV show, you make use of it.
Yes, I make use of it.
You have hair like Ken Shimura.
Make use of your legs like this.
I'll make use of it.
Lastly, he'll talk about how to talk to someone who can't talk.
Like Horace Ken, I'll make use of "hokuro" only.
Hokuro!
You say it a lot, don't you?
I do.
You say it a lot, don't you?
Hokuro!
Like a mysterious word.
I wonder why you say only that word.
I have "hokuro" on my face.
Hokuro!
My friend mistook me for a bug and said "hokuro!"
Then you can make use of Rika's character, can't you?
Can you say "hokuro"?
Can you say it once?
Hokuro!
That's good!
Lastly, can you say "hokuro" three times in a row?
Hokuro!
Mr. Watari.
Mr. Watari, I'm sorry!
Two times in a row?
Two times in a row.
If you say "eh?" in a serious way,
My people will help you.
"Rika" is "Mr. Watari."
"Mr. Watari" is fine.
If you're in trouble, you can say "Mr. Watari."
My people.
I see.
The advisor's advice is getting more and more violent.
But considering "Rika," this is necessary.
"Samba Gozen" is about to begin.
Yes!
I want to see it!
Let's see it.
Samba Gozen
Mr. Watari!
Nice to meet you!
I didn't think you'd come all the way here.
Yes.
It's amazing, isn't it?
You're in good shape, aren't you?
Right?
I'm sorry for being violent.
If only I had one step of courage!
It's really big!
It's true.
If only I had one step of courage!
I'm glad he didn't go all the way!
It's okay.
I'm down here.
You say that.
I'm down here.
Okay.
Here is today's theme.
"The extent of others' shock".
This is it.
I was shocked.
It leads to the past.
Sugai, let's do it.
"The extent of others' shock".
This is it.
When I was on the train the other day,
the person in front of me was a fan of Keyaki.
Oh, how do you know that?
I heard about the national tour last year,
and my personal story.
He also said, "I want to go to a handshake party with you".
Oh, I see. You said it in a loud voice.
Yes, I was in the opposite seat,
so I couldn't hear you at all.
I even met your eyes.
I see. You were sitting in the opposite seat,
so you couldn't hear me at all.
I see.
And?
I was worried about you if you found out.
If you found out, what should I do?
You weren't performing?
I was wearing a mask.
I was nervous,
but you didn't notice me until the end.
I feel sorry for you!
If you were a fan, you should have noticed me!
Director!
Huh?
Is everyone in the studio dead?
Everyone is alive!
I'll tell you everything.
I'm scared of you, Googie!
I'm really scared of you!
Huh?
I'm scared of you!
Why?
You're good at shaking it.
You're shaking it.
I'm scared of you!
In the end, what shocked you?
The fact that you couldn't find me shocked you?
That's right.
But it's a hindrance!
That's right.
It seems like my fan got a handshake voucher,
but in the end,
you didn't go to my handshake event.
That shocked me, too.
I see!
That shocked you!
I see!
Let's continue.
Next, Odeki!
When I was little, I was called "engine".
What?
Engine.
What?
Engine.
Engine?
Yes.
Engine.
Sarunihito's engine.
Oh, I see! Sarunihito!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm a writer, too!
My engine is like this!
Engine! That's a good one!
From there, I was called "engine", "genjin", "ninjin" "miraijin", "bekingenjin" and so on.
You will travel all over the world soon!
You will travel all over the world!
In my class, there was a boy named Endo.
Endo? Isn't that "engine"?
In the end, I was called "engine" too, so I was called "double engine".
"Double engine"?!
All of you were called "double engine"?!
You shouldn't have said that! "Double engine" all of you?!
I was told "is this the real "double engine"?!
Sorry, sorry!
First of all, "is this the real one" or...
No, that's not it.
You were told "engine" by your back?
Yes, like "that's weird", my back was told like that.
"That's weird", you said?
Yes.
Your back was weird?!
Is there such a thing?!
There can't be such a thing, right?!
That's right, there isn't.
Your back is weird, right?!
There can't be such a thing!
Back, back, back!
Who put it there?!
Look over there, it's really dirty!
If I move, something will happen, right?!
I'm begging you, really!
Right?! Your back is weird, right?!
Your back is weird, right?!
There can't be such a thing, you idiot!
You're funny!
That was you, right?!
That was you!
That's you, that's you!
If you did it behind me now, I'd be angry!
You'd be angry!
This is difficult, right?!
You wouldn't sit down, would you?!
Second floor is in front of you, second floor is in front of you!
That's right, can you let me do it one more time?!
That's when you want to do it!
This is also a pattern!
That's when you want to do it!
This is also a pattern!
Can you do it again?!
Rika!
Yes?
Hey!
What is it?! What...
What was shocking...
I...
You had a tattoo there, Hokuro!
I did.
Hokuro, you had one there?!
What was shocking about it?
Um...
Your face...
You surprised me!
What's wrong with you?!
What? What?!
Oh...
I mistook you for an insect and you attacked me...
Hokuro mistook you for an insect?!
Hokuro, you're smiling!
You're scary!
My people are in your care!
Your people are in your care?!
That was quick!
You're making it sound like a pattern!
That was quick!
There's no way an owl is wrong, but this owl, this owl...
Wait, take it off, Mr. Cameraman!
This is an owl!
It's an owl!
This is wrong!
You surprised me!
It's an owl.
It's an owl!
Can I have it back?
Let me use it!
Ah, you got it.
That's good, that's good!
You're going to eat it.
Hey, wait!
That's not how you say an owl!
Why are you so strong-willed?
Owl!
Two nights in a row...
We've been taking care of you.
That's an owl!
That's an owl, you!
I asked you if you felt uncomfortable for a long time!
Yeah, I'm sorry.
No, I'm glad.
This was pretty hard work.
It's cold.
It's okay, it's okay.
I think you should work harder.
You said it yourself.
You said it yourself, really.
Thank you very much.
How was it, Sugai's comedian Rika's Watari?
You were pretty rough.
No, you were handsome.
How was it, Sugai?
The comedian was very difficult.
Was it the right way?
Yeah.
You should do it like this a little more.
It's more interesting if you do it all of a sudden.
And you can't wear a mask on the train.
Oh, it's just an episode.
It's better not to notice it even though you know everything about it.
It's better not to notice it.
Even if you wear a mask, it doesn't mean you didn't do it in real life.
The back of Ozeki's head.
It was hard, wasn't it?
How was it?
The second one was correct.
What Ozeki did was amazing.
He said, "Show me your back."
But you said it yourself.
All of a sudden?
Isn't it too early?
That's too early.
You said it first.
He said, "Show me your back."
And Rika's insect skull.
It was an insect, but it looks cute.
Insects are cute.
How was it?
It was fun.
Rika likes that kind of thing.
It was too early for us to say "thank you"
It was too early.
She was anxious. She wanted to say it quickly.
She wanted to digest it quickly.
She wanted to say it quickly.
What is "hoguro" anyway?
What did you think of HARAGICHI's performance?
I was also trained.
It was amazing.
Everyone was writing in detail.
Everyone was checking the contents of the book.
Everyone was writing about this pattern.
That's amazing.
How was it, AIGASHIRA?
Wait a minute!
You guys!
If you do it, you can do it!
That's what it is!
I finished it in three minutes!
KUSSMAN, MECHAIKE, and everyone finished it in three minutes!
I'm counting on you!
Was it difficult for you, AIGASHIRA?
To be honest, I'm embarrassed.
Bitch is here
Big is here
Tarmac is getting faster
As expected, I'll be in charge
I'm excited
- You look like him - Funny
- Tatsuya - You're funny
- How is Mr.Maezawa? - I'm nothing
Produktivist Jenner
Are you a horrid wife?
It's tough
This is rough
Both of you! Both of you! Stop it!
I'm not doubting you.
I'm sorry. You're the only one in the entertainment world who can do this.
You're the only one in the entertainment world who can do this.
But you're right. I only do maniac impersonations.
There are a lot of impersonations I don't do on TV.
Even in the entertainment world, I only impersonate Haraguchi.
That's right.
And I do it when I come into the studio.
Tsuchida-san comes in.
Tsuchida's studio entrance impersonation by Haraguchi.
Tsuchida-san comes in.
She's laughing a lot!
She looks like her!
She doesn't look like her!
She looks like her!
She's still doing it!
She looks like her!
Amazing!
She sits in the front most of the time.
Because she has a lot of trust.
You studied with her, didn't you?
You said "wow" to her.
You said "she's weird" to her.
You did it!
You said "wow" to her.
You said "she's weird" to her.
That's not different from me.
That's not different from you.
She really looks like her schoolmate.
She really looks like her.
The last episode of "The Most Valuable Episode of the Day"
Today's MVP is Rika Watanabe!
Even though she is a unique character, she did it proudly.
How do you feel about being chosen as MVP?
No, it's not "fufufu"
I was chosen!
I'm back to my usual Rika.
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Show off what you've come up with!
Father is very excited about the appearance of a masterpiece!