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Bagon! This week's topic is "Can't go out because you're tired."
Hello, I'm Shigeno Saito.
I haven't slept enough.
No, you haven't!
Anyway, this week's topic is "Can't go out because you're tired."
Talk!
Let me announce today's program.
Today's program is...
Coda Series Episode Talk Coda!
[Coda Series Episode Talk Coda!]
Last time, Gaia and Yosei conducted Coda Series with Nobukobu and Yoshimura as teachers.
And the members started talking differently!
So, as the second episode of Coda Series,
we will conduct episode talk again as teachers!
Recently, members who appear in talk programs are
Sugai, Neru, and Oda.
Oda.
Sanma and Goten.
Right!
How was it for you, Sugai?
We didn't have a script,
so it was hard for me to do it without knowing when it would be played.
You don't have such a solid script, do you?
When I was asked to do it,
I said weird things that I didn't even think of.
Neru?
On the contrary, you are a genius!
No, it's not like that.
The moment I said it,
I reflected on myself and wondered why I said it.
It's hard to do it all of a sudden in a talk program.
So, in order for us to do episode talk properly in a talk program,
we will call a teacher and learn from him.
If you say "episode talk" in the entertainment world,
only this person will say it.
Talk's demon!
Talk!
He is called "talk"!
His separate name is "talk"!
Let's call him right away.
This is the person!
I can't do it!
Talk!
I've never been called "talk's demon"!
I don't have an image of episode talk in the entertainment world.
I say it every time.
I haven't been called "talk's demon"!
What is episode talk anyway?
What is it?
There is no answer for episode talk itself.
The funny stories you usually tell your friends are also episode talk.
The stories you bring to the program are also episode talk.
Anything is fine.
Everyone is having a hard time because there is no answer.
That's why you are confused.
However, when it comes to TV, there is a reason for the stories that are not adopted.
We will write stories that are easy to adopt in the questionnaire.
Today, we will give you practical advice.
This time, like a normal talk program, we will tell you what we talk about in advance in the questionnaire.
study!
It will be corrected mainly by the teacher, and finally, as a practice, it will be shown to a main host.
Isn't it a destructive gala?
Do you really have it for everyone?
Oops! It's a little reflected!
Is it reflected?
It's reflected!
Is it really like this?
It's like this!
See! It's like a big MC, isn't it?
He's wearing a suit.
That person will do it firmly at the end of the talk.
Why is the main host waiting there?
There is also a problem.
I'm excited.
I'm excited, but shall we go right away?
First of all, the first talk theme is this!
It was so embarrassing that fire came out of my face!
It seems to be common.
That's right, it seems to be common.
By the way, Mr. Oguchi, do you have this?
When I was young, Mr. Ken Horiuchi and I often stopped each other.
I'm fat, so my pants are usually L size.
Then, Mr. Horiuchi bought a blue brief S size and said, "I want you to wear this when you stay at my house."
It's pitch black!
When you come to my house, make sure you wear this!
I wore S size pants while sticking out.
Then, Mr. Horiuchi magically wrote "treasure" on my neck.
Treasure!
Then, Mr. Horiuchi told me to throw it away the next morning.
I'm really sorry, Mr. Horiuchi.
Don't say "I'll get caught."
Can I say "I'll get caught" now?
Don't say "I'll get caught."
When I was waiting for Mr. Horiuchi, there was a crosswalk.
I was here, and there was Mr. Ken Horiuchi on the other side of the crosswalk.
"Oh, Mr. Ken Horiuchi!" "Oh, you!"
As soon as the traffic light turned blue, I saw you on the crosswalk.
I was surprised!
I thought you were measuring me.
I thought you had a different camera.
Is he that kind of person?
He is that kind of person.
His talk theme is not "Ken Horiuchi."
It was embarrassing for me to see someone else's face on fire.
First of all, we will correct it from a small questionnaire.
Here it is!
The letter "c" in Disney's "c" that you always thought was the letter "c" in the alphabet!
Well, it's not impossible.
I always used the letter "c" in Disney's "c" but no one noticed it so I thought it was the right one and then I saw "c" in the sea in the conversion and I was like "oh, it was the sea"
But it wasn't a certain story.
How can you use it on TV?
This is a big one!
This is a common misunderstanding story as an episode!
But if you write it like this and you actually tell people about it,
if "disney's "c" is "c", it will be like "a" and "b" too, of course, on the show.
So what is "disney's "a" and where is it?
The emcee will expand it.
If you write it like this, you have to think about the response when it expands.
"a" and "b"
"a" is Disney in Australia and "b" is Disney in New Zealand.
"b" is New Zealand? I know "a" is Australia. Why "b" is New Zealand?
I don't know.
Why "b" is Australia and "b" is Disney in Australia and "b" is Disney in New Zealand.
If it were me, I would definitely blame "a" and "b".
I will change it to someone else's story.
I will change it to my grandmother's story.
My grandmother thought "disney" was "c" in alphabetical order.
My grandmother asked me where "disney" "a" and "b" were.
I will change it to that story.
I see.
Did you write it?
When I asked her "is there anything else?" she said "my grandmother calls herself 'me'".
She wrote a story about her grandmother.
She prepared a small story for her grandmother.
You wrote "koike".
What does "koike" mean?
I will write it like "grandmother".
She wrote it like "grandmother".
It seems like a kind letter.
She wrote "grandmother".
Do you have any other misunderstandings?
Yes, I do.
Do you have any other misunderstandings?
Are you a misunderstanding person?
Are there many misunderstandings in "koike"?
Yes, there are many.
Are there many?
I can't read "toumeihan".
She said "higashina saka".
Oh, this is my wife!
This is my wife!
"higashina saka" is big!
I haven't asked you about "toumeihan".
In the end, she will learn how to deal with "subetta toki" in preparation for "yuuji".
"subetta toki" is often not accepted in real life, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
The staff laughs a lot, but it is not accepted in the field.
Yes, it is not accepted in the field unless the host laughs.
And when you look at the staff,
Isn't it different?
The response at that time is also "tension".
You have to be able to respond like that.
If you don't accept it,
Am I crazy?
Is it Kaito?
Next, we will correct Nagasawa's questionnaire.
Here it is.
"When I went to elementary school, I heard from my parents that I could only eat silken tofu trees, so I packed them in a big convenience store bag and posted them as they were.
The smell of silken tofu was more smelly than I expected, and I pretended not to know whether I was looking for a criminal."
Even though you are a criminal, everyone is looking for you and you don't notice it.
I want to know what happened after this.
I see. You kept pretending not to know, but what happened after that?
I ate it.
What? You ate it?
I ate it.
That's a scary story.
You ate it?
You actually ate it?
Is there such a story?
There is no such story like "I actually ate it."
There is no such story like that.
You are looking for a criminal at school.
But I think the people next to you noticed it.
I think so, too.
Right?
If it were me, I would have pretended not to know after this, but I would have said "They call me a terrorist in the shadows."
I would have said such an episode.
They call me a terrorist.
Even if you say I am a terrorist, I am not Fujiwara Yoshiaki.
If you say such a thing...
Sir! Sir!
Sir!
He is a young idol.
He is laughing.
He is a young artist.
Sir!
I don't know.
Did you write it?
Fujiwara Sir.
Please write it.
Sir and his friends will be happy.
Now, he will lecture how to talk to Nagasawa.
Nagasawa has his own unique tone.
He does.
He can win with his character.
I think it is okay like that.
I see.
He touches his features when he is young.
You know, you will talk scary things from now on.
Nagasawa's tone is always like that.
What grade did you have?
I am in the fifth grade of junior high school.
I was in the fifth grade of junior high school.
That was scary.
If you enter from "I was in the fifth grade of junior high school", it will be scary.
I was in the fifth grade of junior high school.
Is that right?
In the middle of it...
It is scary. It is scary.
He will not let it pass.
I don't like it. I don't like idols who set up such a far-off program.
They come to me all of a sudden.
We talked about whether the culprit was caught or not this time,
but it's a little bit like this.
Some things can be a little bit bigger.
It's not a lie, is it?
That's right.
How many did you pick up?
It's already full.
Thirty or forty?
About forty.
Let's make it about a hundred.
Please describe it in detail.
It's better to throw it away, isn't it?
Yes, and it's okay to throw away 200 of them.
It's okay to make up stories, isn't it?
That's right.
It's okay to make up stories, isn't it?
You're doing terrible things, but it's okay to make up stories, isn't it?
No, it's a talk show, so it's okay to win.
It's okay to win, it's okay to win.
It's okay to win if you can't even laugh on the spot.
It's okay to win on that day.
As you can see from Mr. Nagasawa's survey correction,
there were some advice that went too far, but in the end, what kind of episode will it be summarized in?
The third person is to correct Lisa's survey.
Here it is!
If you talk to her as a friend, she would say "Senpai!"
This is too simple and it's hard for me to choose.
If you just put it in your pocket...
35,000 yen is not enough for this.
Look at this. It's not that embarrassing, is it?
If you talk to her as a friend, she would say "Red stranger" and it would be embarrassing.
But if you talk to her as a senpai, she would say "I know you."
I don't know you. We go to the same school.
I don't know you.
I've never talked to you before.
Was it the most embarrassing thing in your life?
It was so embarrassing that fire was coming out of your face!
This is what you thought of when you were writing the survey, right?
Yes.
What would you do with this?
It's too short of an episode, isn't it?
Would you make her a member of your group?
If you talk to her as a member of your group, she would think you are a member of your group.
I would make her a middle-aged man or...
Or you would make her a debisu yoshikazu.
I would make her think like that.
Are you a middle-aged man?
What part of you is middle-aged man?
I would lie to her and say "He is my husband now."
It's common.
It's amazing.
It's common.
It's common to say "He is my wife now" in an embarrassing love episode.
I'm not married.
Let me say it.
Let me say Lisa's famous line.
He is my husband now.
No matter what episode you talk about...
I see.
He is my husband now.
There are many difficult advices.
Let's see how far they can go in the show.
Based on the revised survey, we will talk about the real-life episodes.
As I said before, it's better to be closer to the real- life episodes.
That's why we invited this person today.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Please give him a round of applause.
It was better than I expected.
That's good.
In order for the members to see the results of the lecture,
they will perform the episode at the Gijisanmago store in Karamichi.
Are you okay? Are you cold?
Shall we go?
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Is it from the beginning?
It's from the beginning.
Give me a cigarette, please.
Here it is.
After this, episode talk practice!
Let's get started with Sanma Goten.
Sanma-san, please!
San-chan!
Thank you for coming!
You have all the members!
There were members in Goten, right?
Who was it?
Nagahama Neru.
Nagahama-chan! Nagahama and...
Tsugaru Yuka!
Ah! I remember! I remember!
Sorry, I lied a little.
Today, we have all the members!
Let's listen to various episode talk!
The first theme is this!
I was so embarrassed that fire came out of my face.
This happens a lot, doesn't it?
It happens a lot!
Even now, when I'm in fashion, it bothers me.
This happens a lot, doesn't it?
Let's listen to various episodes!
The first one is...
Logan, right?
Koike! Let's go!
I'm dangerous.
I make a lot of mistakes.
The other day, I put my socks in the fridge by mistake.
I make such terrible mistakes.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Isn't that too much?
What is it? What is it?
What does "dangerous" mean?
You put your socks in the fridge by mistake?
You put them in the fridge by mistake?
What do you put in the fridge by mistake?
I don't know. I just put them in.
You just put them in when you realize it?
You're like Mr. Ootake Shinobu!
You're right!
I was trying to kill myself with an injection.
The episodes...
I know those episodes.
I often misunderstand like that.
I recently learned about it.
You know "DisneySea" right?
"DisneySea" is still there!
I always thought it was "abc" sea.
She's laughing a lot!
What are "a" and "b" then?
"a" is Australia for me.
"b" is New Zealand.
"a" is Australia. "b" is New Zealand.
If it's "sea", there must be other countries.
Are there?
No.
I'm "sea".
This is it!
Let's listen to the next one.
The next one is...
Who is it?
How long was it?
Was it so long that fire came out of your face?
It was when I was in 5th grade in elementary school.
I'm scared, I'm scared! Something is going to come out!
Something is going to come out! Something is going to come out!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
While I was on my way to elementary school,
a silver orchid tree was standing there.
You're Junji Inagawa, aren't you?
So, I packed a few hundred silver orchids into a big convenience store bag and submitted it to school.
Wait a minute!
A few hundred silver orchids!?
A few hundred in a bag!?
Inagawa-san, what did you think of it?
I'm scared, I'm scared!
I told you!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
And?
I submitted it to school as it was.
With a few hundred of those silver orchids!?
And during class, the smell was getting worse and worse.
In the classroom!?
In the classroom.
I didn't know what to do.
That's when I started looking for the culprit.
Who is this smell!? Who is it!?
Is it you!? Is it you!?
But I kept pretending not to know.
Yes! It's not me!
But the boy who was sitting next to me said, "You smell like silver orchids, don't you?"
So I rubbed the silver orchid on the girl's desk in the opposite seat next to me and blamed it on her.
I'm scared!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
If you do something like that, you'll get a weird nickname, won't you!?
You were called something, weren't you!?
What are you looking at!?
How many times are you going to say that!?
How many times!?
This is it! This is it!
Yes! Yes! Yes! This is it!
You were called "terrorist" before me!
You're going to get a weird nickname like that!
I was called "terrorist".
Sorry, I'm ticklish!
I'm telling you that I'm ticklish!
Sorry!
You're going to get a weird nickname like that!
I was called "terrorist".
Terrorist!?
But other girls called me "Fujiwara Kumicho".
The man who looked like a joint demon!
Why do you know that name, Fujiwara Kumicho!?
I liked you.
You liked me?!
I'm going to grab your uncle's heart!
I'm not going to let you go like you did with Kumiko!
I'm not going to let you go!
That's great, that's great.
You have great members!
That's great, that's great!
Can you still do it?!
Can you do it?!
She can do it.
Okay, last one!
Lisa!
Yes!
While I was doing my make-up, I was thinking about the members next to me doing their make-up,
and it was Ebisu Yoshikazu-san.
And...
What kind of situation is this?!
But it was you right now.
Ebisu-san's... Ebisu-san's wife?!
Yes, that's right.
You're lying!
Is that true?!
That's how it happened.
How did it happen?!
While we were talking, I choked.
You choked?!
Did you ask for a marriage?!
He said it right there.
Right there?!
On the contrary...
It was an amazing encounter!
He's not bad at all!
What do you think now? Is there such a thing?
There isn't.
But there are men you admire, right?
Like, "I wish there were men like him."
Men who don't smoke.
I wonder if there are men who don't smoke.
Is there anyone like that?
My husband.
Oh, my husband.
That's wonderful.
It's already time for us to say goodbye.
I don't do things like that!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Mr. Sanma is amazing!
He's amazing!
Mr. Sanma just finished his performance.
He's drinking a lot of oolong tea!
He's drinking while smoking, right?
It's time for the guests to eat.
That's right.
I'm glad you three came out.
You three were talking so proudly.
How was it, Koike?
It was a lot of fun.
It was like revealing myself.
I thought there was a problem with Koike's talk.
Rather than Disney Sea,
it's more of a punch that she put her socks in the fridge.
She's adding an episode of strength.
That's also a true episode.
You guys have a unique personality.
How about you, Naga?
I feel like it's almost a making-up story.
You had good jokes.
It's a good way of having jokes.
It's like a prank that elementary schoolers do.
It's a good idea.
Lastly, Rissa.
I was really nervous before it started,
I think it's okay to say it out loud.
That's where Lisa gets a little fun, isn't it?
She does everything for me and laughs for me, so I can talk with peace of mind.
That's what it is.
Of course, other talk shows and variety shows are all amazing.
That's right.
In the end, that's what it is.
You can do it if you have fun.
Ozaki, how was it?
The tempo is good and everyone around you can ride it.
I don't know. The conversation goes on and it's fun.
The tempo is good.
Is that your evaluation of Mr. Haraguchi?
The tempo is good.
It seems like you had a good tempo, Mr. Haraguchi.
Stand up! Stand up! Thank you!
Thank you.
Stand up! Stand up!
After this, Rika wakes up from a distance!
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Next week, Episode Talk Lesson Part 2!
With the power of the lesson, Rika's outrageous talk will blossom!