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Bako-an! It's started again today! I'm not tired of it!
Hello, I'm your host, Sabu and...
Hey! I'm Wei! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Don't say my name!
Sabu is...
This is Keyaki-chan!
One, two...
A battle you can never lose!
Watch what you say!
What is it?
Oh! Hirate!
Oh! It's been a while!
What's up?
What's up? It's been a while!
It's been a while!
You're the farthest away!
I'm happy!
The elders are happy!
Oh, I see!
Did you watch it?
Oh, last week...
Oh, I messed up!
If you think of it like a show...
It's a little early!
It's a little early! What's a little early?
I watched the latest broadcast.
What was it about?
It was about my pair rocker.
Oh! The one you fight!
Yes!
Oh!
It was funny, wasn't it?
Oh, it was funny!
It was funny, wasn't it?
At the end, the idol was eaten up...
Yes, it was unpleasant...
A lot of people said that...
Oh, really?
Is she okay?
She's crazy, isn't she?
You saw it, didn't you, Hirate?
Yes, I did.
I'm glad you saw it and came back.
I thought I'd be eaten up, too!
I'd like to announce this week's project.
This is the battle I can never lose in Keyakizaka!
2018!
Each member should have something they are confident of, like Nagasawa's back-to-back match.
Therefore, this time, each member will announce their genre they are confident of and decide who will be the king of Keyakizaka.
If there is a rival, they will fight on the spot.
First of all, Nagasawa!
Yes.
Nagasawa will never lose in this battle!
She will never laugh!
What do you mean?
Even when I see comedians laughing, I am confident of not laughing.
I don't like that girl.
I would like her to stop laughing if possible.
I want her to laugh if possible.
How do you feel about that?
It makes me let go of my feelings.
It makes you let go of your feelings?
It makes me let go of my feelings.
Even when you are in front of me, you don't care about me?
Yes.
Do you have a rival like that in Nagasawa?
Min-chan.
Who?
Koichi Minami-chan.
Koike?
Koike, you love comedy, don't you?
I love it, but there is a key.
A key that doesn't make me laugh.
Wow, what is that key?
A key that doesn't make you laugh?
It's cool!
A key that doesn't make you laugh!
Don't go to a comedy show with that key!
Please give it to me!
I see.
Who else?
Pei-chan.
Rika?
Are you confident?
But if I become a bug...
Will you become a flying bug?
Amazing!
Don't laugh, become a flying bug!
Special ability at this distance, but become a flying bug!
Furthermore, Oseki who became a candidate himself! And...
Sato's undefeatable battle...
The morning of laughter!
It's not "don't laugh!"
It's "no matter what I do...!"
Right?
It's really funny.
Do you laugh?
People say I don't laugh much.
No, you don't look like you laugh much.
Oseki, you're kind of flustered, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
With these five people, including Sato of Gera...
They will have a "don't laugh!" battle and decide who is the queen!
The one who doesn't blow water into his mouth will win!
Everyone, please blow water into your mouth!
Yes.
It's a lot!
A lot!
Please put a lot of water in your mouth!
As soon as you put water in your mouth, it's a start!
Tsuchida-san's check...
Water...
Sato!
He's only checking his mouth right now.
Cute!
Ah, Tsuchi, you're cute!
Cute!
Cute Tsuchi's water check!
Oseki, look at me properly!
Oseki is looking away!
Look at Tsuchida-san properly!
Forty-six years old.
Ready...
Start!
It's me, Masako Nozawa!
Familiar with the voice of Son Goku of Dragon Ball...
I'm an 81-year-old debutante!
A debutante...
You guys!
Um...
Oh no!
Sato is...
She closed the curtain once!
Sato is...
What's up, Sato?
That's unfair!
But the other members...
It's fine.
They look like their mother when she died.
What are they watching on TV?
Are you okay, Tajima-san?
Yes!
Sato is...
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Please, Tajima-san!
Yes!
Hello! I'm Masako Nozawa!
I got it!
Lastly, I'm going to give you a terrible spoiler!
I'm going to give you a terrible spoiler!
My mother in Shichikoyama Hospital is not in good condition anymore!
I'm worried about her!
Where is Mei-chan and Tomkurashi-mon going?
Next time on "Next Door Totoro"...
Where is Mei-chan now?
The sandals she found in the pond are her misunderstanding!
She said it all!
Moria...
Are you kidding me? Was she that stupid?
What didn't you understand?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you looking at the next picture?
Yes.
You said it at the important climax.
You said it at the next preview.
Was it me at the climax?
No, it wasn't at the real climax.
But you said it at the next preview.
You said it at the next preview.
Don't kill Ms. Tajima!
I'm sorry.
Ms. Tajima!
Next is this person! Please!
That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right!
Hello! I'm Chue!
Pirates of the Caribbean, huh?
One day, I want to go to Shinkami Island.
I won't laugh!
That's right! Look at me! Look at me!
Look! It's nothing!
Look at my cheek! Look at my cheek!
My cheek looks really good!
Rika, look at me!
Ozeki, look!
Look at my armpit sweat! Armpit sweat!
Armpit sweat!
I got it! Hurray!
Rize, Rize!
Rize!
Have you seen her before?
Rize!
Hurray!
It's like a flood!
But, you know, everyone was laughing!
I didn't say it myself, but everyone was laughing!
Huh?
Nagasawa-kun was the only one who didn't laugh at all!
Oh, Koike didn't laugh after all!
But, Koike also laughed almost like a bucket in the middle of singing!
Like a bucket in the middle of singing, but she didn't laugh!
Chie-san, do you want to go again?
Let's go!
Why? Why do you want to go again?
I want to go, too!
Me, too?
Then, who will go?
Yes!
Chie will go?
Yes!
Tajima will go?
Which one should we do?
With God!
Let's dance party tonight!
The party has started!
The party with God has started!
Party!
The party has started outside of the hotel!
Now, Chuei-san's challenge...
It's not Chuei-san's challenge, though.
I'm not challenging Chuei-san!
Not at all!
That's right.
Chuei-san, please!
Alright!
No, no!
I haven't taught you anything yet!
Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright!
And last but not least...
Chon! Chon! Chon!
There were two of them!
I didn't know there were two of them!
Furisode...
Kurione...
Cute!
You're cute at the end!
Huh? I can't laugh!
Alright! Let's go over there!
Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun!
The other way, Jackson!
Buonera!
Buonera! Buonera!
Carbonara!
Someone is there!
He went back.
Oh, it's a monoboke.
Hey, isn't it related to this?
Time up!
Wow, that's amazing!
Nagasa-kun is really funny.
Nagasa-kun doesn't laugh at all.
Huh?
They laugh, but they don't reach the water.
Where are you?
Can't be helped. Shall we go to the third person?
Suwabe-san, please.
Wow, I don't have confidence!
Can I do it?
Look at me.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Can Suwabe make all four of them laugh?
Suwabe-san, please!
I'll do it for you.
Thank you for coming all the way from far away.
I'm Socha, but thank you for coming.
I'll do it for you.
It was fun.
My ears!
A baby!
A baby is born!
Hello.
Amazing!
But Nagasawa-kun...
Nagasawa-kun, well...
For once, I want you to make me smile, Nagasawa- kun.
The three guests will make Nagasawa-kun smile!
Their positions have completely reversed!
Will the three of them be able to take down this difficult castle?
Now, it's the three of you's challenge!
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
Okay!
Karin-ton, you have shrunk largely!
Yeah!
(Laughter)
(Scream)
I feel sorry for you!
(Laughter)
The end!
(Laughter)
In the end, they didn't break the iron wall and it was over.
There were three people left, but of course...
Keyakizaka 46's queen who never laughs is...
Nagasawa-kun!
(Applause)
Next, the battle that you can't lose is...
Tapioca!
Um...
I know all about the taste.
Oh!
So you can guess which shop it is just by eating it.
Oh!
(Applause)
So, Ishimori will have her eat tapioca, but...
Are there any other tapioca that I'm confident about?
Yes.
There is!
(Laughter)
No way!
There is!
Really.
No way!
I really drink it every time I go to Shinjuku.
Isn't it limited to Shinjuku?
No!
I drink it in a lot of places, and as a result, there is a shop I like the most.
I like the tapioca that much.
Can you eat tapioca?
Yes.
Can you beat Ishimori?
I can win!
Oh!
From now on, you two will eat all of the tapioca in this shop.
(Laughter)
By the way, all of them taste like tapioca milk tea.
You can only taste the inside of the tapioca.
Have you two eaten all of them?
Yes.
But, I can't tell by their appearance.
I think one and three are a little thin.
Right.
Then, let's start with one and you two eat it.
I wonder if you can tell where it is with just one bite.
That would be amazing.
Now, at the same time...
Yes, I know.
What?
No way!
You two already know that this is the shop, don't you?
Yes, we know.
What?
This shop is soft.
That's why it's easy to understand.
What?
It's easy to understand here.
Amazing!
And I can feel a little taste of milk tea.
Then, tell me about the second tapioca.
Is it something you know?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
Because you don't eat this as a main dish.
Oh, I know!
I know!
Then, let's move on to the third one.
You are fast!
I know!
I can't hear "I know" from you.
I think it's that.
What?
If you eat the fourth one, will you be sure?
Let's move on to the fourth one.
What?
You are really fast, Ishimori!
I'll get a job!
But, there aren't many jobs related to tapioca, are there?
Yes, there aren't many jobs related to tapioca.
Lastly, let's move on to the fifth one, which is tapioca.
If you eat all of them, will it be interesting?
It will be interesting.
Even so, I'll eat all of them.
OK.
Now, they have finished eating all of them.
They look relaxed, but...
Here is the answer!
It's the same!
What is this?!
Hishimori was pretty fast.
But I didn't get lost.
This is amazing.
Shall we look at the first one?
Shall we look at it?
The first one is this!
Chun Sui Tang!
The second one is "the alphy".
It's not "alphy".
"the alley".
This one!
"the alley"!
Chun Sui Tang! "the alley"!
The third one.
"pearl lady".
"the alley".
The next one is "pearl lady"?
"pearl lady"!
"the alley"! "pearl lady"!
The fourth one is "koko toka".
If it's "koko toka", all of them are correct!
Could it be?!
How is it?!
It's "koko toka"!
Since it's correct, the third one is...
"papilla"!
Both of them are correct!
Both of you are amazing!
Congratulations!
"papilla" is correct!
It's not "papilla".
Tonight, it's "that legendary tatami"!
What's that?!
Next up is "Keaki Zaka's song intro battle", where Saito can't lose!
When I practice a lot, I always listen to the intro.
That's important for me.
So I memorize it.
Also, when I watch the intro on TV,
even if it's not Keaki Zaka's song, it just comes out.
I think I'm good at it.
The intro itself!
And from the survey, these three people are also confident in Keaki Zaka's song intro battle!
In addition to Nel, who was selected as a candidate, they decided to have an intro battle, but...
But well, it's like a penalty game, so it might be good.
- Oh, but it's their own song, isn't it? - That's right.
- So, it's true that it's better to have penalties for those who are reunited with it. - That's right.
- Okay, then... - What are you going to do?
- I'm going to copy all of Chuei's confident jokes. - Ah!
- And if you say it, I'll add more and more different jokes. - Until you can do it perfectly?
- You can't change it perfectly, can you? - Chuei, are you here?
- Ah, you're here! - You're still here!
- Were you listening? - I was listening!
- Do you have anything? - Let's have it!
- It doesn't make sense. - You're not good at Japanese!
Since it's their own song, the battle is even shorter and it's a super-intro battle!
The two contestants will win!
The first question is...this one!
- Oh, fantastic! - Yay!
The first person who pressed it is Saito! Go ahead!
- "Aozora" and "Marie" but "aozora" is wrong. - Correct!
- Isn't that mean of you? - All of a sudden, it's not just about the title of the unit...
- Unit...what's wrong? - You bullied me! You bullied me!
- What's your name? - What? - "u", "n", "c", right?
- "u", "n", "c", "un", "chi", "un", "chi", "ze" - Yes.
If Saito gets the next question right, it will be queen's decision.
The other contestants, good luck!
The second question is...this one!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Go ahead! - Hiraishin.
- Yay! - Correct! - Yay!
- Wow! - Yay!
- Yay!
- With only two questions, the game is over!
- So, Tsuchida-san! - Yes!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Keyakizaka46's intro queen is...
- Saito-san! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The final round! If you get one point, you can leave!
- Let's move on to the next question!
- This one!
- Yay! - Yay!
- The first one is...Ishimori! - If you're going to talk, look!
- Correct! - Yay!
- Oh, Saito's not here anymore!
- Are you okay? The other contestants?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- I don't know! - I don't know either!
- No way! - No way?
- Are you my friend? - No way!
- Why?
- That's amazing!
- The remaining three contestants...
- Will they...
- Here's the next question!
- Wow, it's hard!
- The first one to press was Nelda!
- Here's the answer!
- "What time is it on Mondays?"
- Correct! - Yay!
- This one...
- It was pretty easy to understand!
- It's pretty...
- There's also a problem with their reflexes, right?
- They don't use reflexes at all!
- Nelda...
- She's amazing at quizzes, right?
- She doesn't overdo it. - If it's a quiz...
- Okay, what is it?
- I'll do it like a regular person.
- Like a regular person?
- Like a regular person...
- Here we go!
- Sekiyuupon?
- What do you mean?
- But...
- Who's going to do such a famous joke?
- Here it is!
- Ah!
- It's so easy! - It's so easy!
- You've listened to the intro! - This is...
- Sato, here's the answer! - "Our War".
- That's correct!
- So, Ozeki is going to do Chuuen's joke!
- Ozeki-san! - Then, you two go first.
- It's not something you can do right away! It's not a joke!
- It's not a joke! - I'm sorry!
- No matter how bad it is, I won't forgive you! - I'm sorry!
- Two! - One!
- I'll forgive you! - Ah! Thank goodness!
- Go! - Go ahead, Suto!
- After this, Ozeki-style tackle Chuu!
- This program was brought to you by...
- Sony Music and our sponsors.
- Yes, we're done!
- So, Ozeki is going to do Chuuen's joke!
- Go ahead!
I'm Funky's Chichi Shibori!
That's good!
You did well!
Congratulations, Ozaki!
Thank goodness!
How do you like it?
It feels really good!
Are you addicted?
Yes, I am.
Next time, do it in a concert!
Boon, boon!
Actually, I'm driving in Boon, boon,
but since I'm Chichi Shibori,
I'll make it easier for you to understand.
Could you please stop explaining the gag?
It's embarrassing!
What you just said is no good!
I'm Chichi Shibori after all,
so it's easier for you to understand.
Stop it!
I'll do it like this.
No, no, I'll do it like this.
Don't say it like that!
Please don't say it like that!
Boy A!
With Boy A,
that's all for today!
Thank you!