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Ba-gong! It's started again today! Keyaki won't go out!
Hello, I'm Shikai's club and I'm Tsuda.
Nice to meet you!
And these two are Keyaki-chan!
Kyun-kyun!
Ah, they're so cute!
They're both getting older and saying "kyun-kyun"!
Kyun-kyun!
Today's program is...
"Ideal Confession Simulation" just before summer!
What's up with this kid?
He's coming out like this!
You didn't learn Gaia, did you?
It's okay!
"Ideal Confession Simulation"!
Wait up!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
It's bright!
It's bright, isn't it?
It's good!
This time, the members will act out their own ideal confession scene!
Before, I, Sabe, was the other person's ideal confession scene on Valentine's Day, right?
The screams in the studio didn't stop!
The screams didn't stop!
Last time, Sabe will play all of the other roles and...
...until I get an answer...
...the other members will start screaming.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
When I see Sugai's face, I'm already shaking.
I don't know if I'm conveying it well...
...but...
...I like you.
- So this time, Sabe will... - Ah!
- This time... - Yes.
- Well, I won't do it. - Oh.
- Yes. - Yes.
The other members will choose the members...
...they want to play the role of the person who came up with the situation.
- Eh? - So, each member will play the role.
This time, the theme is summer.
The members will be in charge of...
...director, script, starring and casting...
...and will produce themselves.
The top pattern is small talk.
Please pay attention to who I chose for each role.
As a manager of the soccer club...
- ...there is someone I have been thinking about for a long time. - Ah, she's young.
- She's good. - It's...
...that tall childhood friend of mine.
- She's a cute manager. - Ah, Minami. - Yes.
- Good work. - Ah, good work. Did you practice?
- Yes. - Ah?
- It's almost the last tournament... - Ah!
- ...so I'm nervous. - Ah!
- The club is cool! - Ah!
- I'm sure I'll win! - Ah!
- The club is cool! - Ah!
But, you know, if you get too excited...
...you'll fall over, so be careful.
- Ah, the relay race in middle school? - Yes.
- Because of you, I couldn't do it anymore. - Ah, I'm so happy.
And you know, your face at the time...
- Wow, you're cool. - What's wrong?
Can we...
...stop being friends?
Huh?
Why?
Can we stop being friends...
...and...
...be lovers?
Wow!
Huh? What did you say?
You never listen.
So...
I like you...
...will you go out with me?
GOSSIP GIRL
Look, look, look!
No, no, no!
Don't come near me!
Oh my god, love is in full bloom!
Wow, what's that!?
What's that!?
Oh, she is kissing you! She is kissing you in the back!
I see!
Anyway, love is in full bloom!
She was lovey dovey!
Love is love! You see, you can choose your love partner, right?
That's right!
- That's right. - That's how it is.
What kind of love and what kind of instructions did you get?
We love each other all the time, and we understand each other's feelings, but...
I don't know...
- I see, I see. You understand each other's feelings, but... - Yes, yes.
- But you don't know each other's feelings clearly. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's how it is. - That's probably it.
When you talk about that episode, you always lie about your love.
- What is this? - What is it?
Do you two really like each other?
- You love each other so much! - You're so cool!
There's no Hub-kun in this world!
- There's Hub-san, but no Hub-kun! - Come back, properly!
The members are also quite... "kyaaa!"
- Sato, how was it? - Eh, it was shocking!
- Really... I mean, the style is good, right? - The style is good.
- But the back is kind of realistic. - That's right!
- This is soccer's enamel! - Yes!
- Soccer's enamel is... - Sato's point is high in detail and also in detail.
- I was surprised. - That's true.
- The style of love is like... - Yes.
- A little on the shoulders... - That's right!
- The back balance is also good! - That's right! It's just right!
- It's good. - And the facial expressions of love!
- Wow! - It looked like it would sell a lot.
- But it's quite Hub-kun's favorite. - It's amazing.
- In Kansai dialect... - That's right.
I was really surprised.
- Kansai dialect was really difficult. - That's right, in Kansai dialect.
If you asked me, wouldn't you fall in love?
It's easy for me in Kansai dialect.
I can do it!
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?!
- He gets really angry. - He gets really angry.
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Next, Sugai's ideal confession simulation.
We've been dating for two and a half years now.
He's a senior at the same workplace.
He's strict at work, but he's kind when we're together.
He took advantage of summer vacation and brought me to Paris.
Who is it? Who is it?
Who was it?
It's so good.
I'm sorry.
You eat it so deliciously.
It's really good.
Do you want me to eat it, too?
Of course.
Can I?
Thank you so much.
Can I eat it, too?
It looks so good.
I'm embarrassed.
It's okay. No one is watching you.
You look cool.
How is it?
Is it good?
It's good.
I'm glad.
It's really different.
It's really good.
There's something on it.
It's on your cheek.
Not there.
I'll take it for you.
I got it.
Thank you.
I got it.
She doesn't have much emotion.
What's wrong?
What is it?
You eat it so deliciously.
I want to keep watching you eat it.
Isn't she married?
Yes, she is.
It's a mysterious curry.
I'll protect you from now on.
Let's go pick strawberries in spring.
Let's eat ice cream on the beach in summer.
Let's go pick chestnuts in autumn.
Let's go eat Yuka's favorite buffet in winter.
Make Yuka happy.
So...
Please marry me.
Let's go eat Yuka's favorite buffet in winter.
I'm happy.
She started dancing.
Ishimori.
Ishimori, you are a teacher of strawberries, aren't you?
Strawberries.
This is the ideal world, isn't it?
That's right.
What do you mean?
I went to Paris once as a photographer.
I thought it would be nice if my proposal was in Paris.
You look like a French person.
Really?
You look like a French person.
I wanted a taxi driver.
You looked good in a taxi driver.
Did you say a lot of things to him?
What did you say to him?
I asked him to make me happy.
Ishimori is good at acting.
You are good at saying "delicious".
It's delicious.
I'm glad.
It's delicious.
You don't have to do it again.
I'm doing it as a rival.
I can do it, too.
It's delicious.
You don't have to do it again.
I don't want you to do it again.
It was delicious.
It's good to be proposed only after announcing the schedule of the season.
It's a delicious place.
I like people who can enjoy meal time together.
I like people who eat a lot.
Do you like spring strawberries?
Do you like summer?
I like eating ice cream on the beach.
At first, it was only pine trees in the fall.
I want you to pick it up and eat it.
Is there a break in production?
I like picking up pine trees together more than picking up pine trees.
It's hard to find pine trees.
I'm looking for pine trees separately.
I like your time together.
What about the other members?
They were laughing a little.
At the dressing room, Nijika said, "Let's do something about it."
That's scary.
That's what I said earlier.
I see.
You're nervous, aren't you?
If I make a mistake in the type of food, it's rude of me.
You have to follow the director's instructions.
Next is SUZUMOTO's ideal confession simulation.
I've been wondering about it for a long time.
That person in the same class invited me to a firework show.
I'm a little nervous to be alone.
What's wrong with you?
You're good at muscle saving.
I'm a little impressed.
I haven't done this since I was little.
By the way, doesn't this goldfish look like SUZUMOTO?
Where is it?
It has big eyes.
I'm not happy about it.
Is that so?
I was going to praise you.
You're cool.
It's apple candy.
I love apple candy.
Do you like it?
What?
Oda-kun!
You invited me.
Miyu?
Oda-kun?
Idiot!
Stay away from me!
Fireworks!
You're so cool!
Stop acting!
Idiot!
Stop acting!
What's wrong with you?
What's this applause for?
At the end, Suzumo-san...
You should have decided it.
Suddenly...
I tried not to laugh.
But I laughed.
But you told me not to laugh.
You told me not to laugh.
But you laughed.
You laughed.
After you laughed, Oda laughed too.
I thought you were a good couple.
How about you, Oda-kun?
You were cool.
Oda-kun was cool, too.
How about you, Oda-san?
I felt like I was on a date.
What?
Oda-kun's evaluation was high.
You were cool.
You did it yourself, didn't you?
I did it myself.
Everyone else put on wigs.
I did it myself.
Oda-kun, I like your hair style.
Is it okay?
You are cool.
Oda-kun...
Oda-kun, what should you do?
Rika, how was it?
Dani, you were cool.
Rika, you like Oda-kun, don't you?
Well...
She is thinking about it.
She is going to answer until the end of the show.
That's right.
Ozaki, how was it?
He was handsome.
I hate you.
What is going on between you two?
Next is an ideal confession simulation by Moriya.
This is my first year as a social person.
I joined "Akogare no Kansha", but I made many mistakes at work.
Who is she?
I was depressed, but "Akogare no Senpai" invited me to "Peer Garden".
"Peer Garden"...
Then, cheers!
Cheers!
It's Risao-kun.
It's delicious!
You are always drinking a lot.
I'm doing my best for this.
You are cool!
Risao is cool.
"Akogare no Senpai" invited you to "Peer Garden". It's rare, isn't it?
What happened?
Well... I wasn't feeling well.
That's depressing.
You always make mistakes this week.
"Akogare no Senpai" is amazing.
Anyone can make mistakes.
But... I made a mistake in my order.
"Akogare no Senpai" gave me a hard time.
When you are in trouble, you are responsible for it.
She is very mature.
I...
Am I not suitable for this job?
She glanced at you.
I want you to be nice to me.
Be healthy.
If Akane is not healthy, I can't work hard.
Senior.
Close.
Will you kiss me?
Close!
Kiss me!
Go!
Go, Risao!
Go for it!
What?
Risao!
Go for it!
What is this?
Will you do this drama again next week?
Next week!
Hey!
Will you do this drama again next week?
What is this?
Kiss me!
I want you to kiss me!
How was it?
I want you to back hug me from behind.
I've never been to a beer garden, so I don't know much about it, but there are a lot of people.
It's in the corner of Kajippo.
There are a lot of good people.
The reason I went there is because it's hard for me to go there.
You can't go to a beer garden from behind, can you?
If you say so, you don't look like you're having fun.
It's one line.
Are you okay?
The hug was the best, so everything is okay.
How about you, Lisa?
I was very nervous, but it's my third time dancing.
I'm having a lot of fun.
When I saw you dancing, I wanted you to be my partner.
You're cool. I know you're cool.
You're a stable man.
You're cool.
What happens after that?
I want to continue watching this drama.
I'm looking forward to it.
Maybe next week, Lisa will be with another woman again.
That's where it starts.
And there's a woman working at a beer garden.
I think Lisao is flirting with her.
What are you doing?
Are you trying to expose me?
That's where Lisao and Lisao are flirting with each other.
I want you to do it.
How about you, Lisao and Lisao?
I'm glad you didn't kiss me.
If you kiss me, I'll be too mature.
Can you keep up with me?
Is it too stimulating for you?
I wanted you to say it.
How about you, Saito?
I wanted you to say it.
You were flirting with each other.
You're both men.
I think you can keep up with me.
I want you to be my partner at a beer garden.
I want you to be my partner at a part-time job.
I saw a couple kissing over there.
What's that?
I want you to do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm glad you did it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Not this way, but this way.
What will the members say about Isei's "kiss"?
My own "kiss point" announcement!
I can speak like this now.
It's a good thing.
It's all thanks to Yoshimura-san.
It's all thanks to Yoshimura-sensei!
Announcement of "kiss point"!
It's getting exciting!
Kobayashi looks like he's having a lot of fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
In the end, it's fun.
From now on, each member will announce Isei's "kiss" part.
Let's take a look at the "kiss point" right away.
Here's the first one.
"Customer".
Who is this?
Yes.
Ishimori.
What? Why?
I'm not good at perfect people.
I like people who are a little human.
I thought this person had a cool face and was tall.
As I looked down and looked at his feet, I thought he was a customer.
It's not like I'm looking at you, but...
Then you can say "x customer".
No, I like "customer" more.
Oh, is that so?
But "customer" looks more like a human being, doesn't it?
I'm like "x customer", so I'm like a human being.
Me too.
"Customer"?
I'm "customer".
Isn't your hand short?
What?
Feet.
Feet?
But you're "customer", aren't you?
You're "customer", aren't you?
How is it? "Customer", aren't you?
Well, I don't know...
I see. But you said you're "handsome", "good at everything" and "only one point", didn't you?
I don't think you're "hard-looking" even at higher levels.
You're "hard-looking" even at higher levels?
Next, Kobayashi's "heart muscle point" is his profile.
I like this side of my face.
This "gill"?
I like this "kakukaku" part of my face.
Not everyone has "kakukaku" here.
But I like people with "gill" a lot.
Then you're like Katou of "the bungle"?
Not this part...
This part?
Not this part?
I like this part.
What kind of situation do you like? Looking at a blackboard?
But, when I'm walking in the city and looking at it...
When you're looking up at a traffic light and your eyes are pointing up?
Yes, I like that.
I like looking down a little.
Then, you like people who are a little taller, right?
How about us?
But, Tsuchida-san...
Tsuchida-san, you're right.
I like this part, but this part is unusually long.
Is it okay, Kobayashi? This part is long, but...
Then, how about you, Suwabe-san?
I like people who are a little more...
Yes, you're right.
I like people who have clear lines.
I don't like customers at all.
Even though you're a customer?
I'm a customer, too.
I can't accept it.
They don't like it.
It's weird.
Next, Lisa will announce her points.
She's left-handed.
She's a genius.
I know this.
Why?
It's rare for people with left-handedness.
When I saw her writing, I thought, "Oh, you're left-handed."
That's common.
It's like admiration.
Oh, you're left-handed.
It's like admiration.
You're left-handed, too.
When I was in elementary school, I tried to be left- handed with chopsticks only.
Are you left-handed, too?
No one is left-handed.
You're left-handed this much?
It's rare for people with left-handedness.
Is there another Lisa?
Yes.
She's an AB-type person.
You like that kind of person.
I'm envious of her.
She's one in ten people.
She's either a genius or a weirdo.
Suzumoto.
She's an AB-type person.
Harada.
Sugai.
Me.
You remember well.
You're a genius.
Once you remember it, you can't forget it.
Iguchi is an AB-type person.
She's a weirdo.
Do you know this?
I know blood type.
Do you know blood type.
I like large people.
I'm large.
I'm large and I'm a customer.
How is it?
It's perfect.
Your reaction is thin.
I didn't feel that distance.
Everyone is raising their hands with their left hands.
It says "AB" here.
What does it say?
Magic
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Please marry me.
Next week, ideal confession simulation second half!
Nagasawa's mysterious delusion makes the studio excited!
Please look forward to the members' sweet and sour confessions!