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BAKO!
Today's show has already started!
Keyaki is not written!
Hello, I'm Shikado Sato.
I'm Totti.
And I'm Honami.
And these guys are Keyaki-chan and Doink!
Today's show is...
Grabbing each other at a convenience store,
pair rocket reaching battle!
This time, based on the combination of requests posted on the show's website,
five popular pairs will decide the content of the rocket and have a pair battle!
The first pair is...
Sugai-Moriya pair!
I didn't think you'd call me by my name.
I'm getting excited.
It's okay! It's okay!
I'd like to hear the captain and deputy captain's daily conversation.
I asked Moriya, who couldn't go to the rocket, for a reason like "I'd like you to go to the rocket."
But when I was looking at the group shot at the front desk earlier,
it's because Moriya is wearing a gym uniform,
but his ankles are shaking.
What does he do for a living?
You don't know what kind of sport he does, do you?
His ankles are shaking.
The next pair is...
Koike and Habu pair!
We're very close and we'll be together tomorrow, too.
Can you turn that camera around?
It's kind of inefficient, isn't it?
The next pair is...
Oseki and Risa pair!
Recently, many people say "love love" in blogs and other places.
Is it "love love"?
No.
What are you doing?
The next pair is...
Nagasawa and Neru pair!
There were many opinions that they wanted to see their relaxed atmosphere at the rocket.
The last pair is...
Oda and Rika pair!
What kind of opinions will Oda and Rika bring out?
A-chan, do you think Oda and Rika will come out?
Will they come out?
Will they?
I don't know.
You don't know?
So, this time, the five pairs will compete against each other at the rocket.
As a result of the competition, we will divide the grades of the rocket in this way.
So, Matsukosu might be on an airplane.
Or he might have a passport.
Are you okay? Do you have a passport?
Are you okay?
Do you have a passport?
Takekosu might be on a Shinkansen.
Umekosu might be on a rocket bus.
Those are the top three.
So, what about the fourth and fifth place?
I think they will say something a little harsh.
I think they will say something a little harsh at first.
That's right.
That's what it is.
We would like you to do your best.
Also, for the members who were not chosen this time,
we would like you to guess which pair will win.
For the members who guessed correctly,
we will give you these sweets as a reward.
Here are the guesses of each member!
Nagasawa and Neru have many pairs, right?
Neru is smart, isn't she?
I thought she would do a good strategy.
I thought Nako would create a miracle.
The strongest combination.
Nako is a miracle?
Sugai and Moriya are also there, right?
Yes.
What about you, Sugai and Moriya?
I think Makanen will do everything with her willpower.
But, will Sugai be able to keep up with her?
I'm not sure.
I'll do my best.
I have my willpower, so it's okay.
You can do it with your willpower?
It's a willpower debate of the military.
Will Sugai be able to keep up with her?
"Countdown of Fear", "Partner", "90-minute Game"!
Partner
It's a game where you have to clear a mission as soon as possible and rescue your partner from a balloon explosion!
You can get points for each successful mission.
But, if you exceed one and a half minutes, the balloon will explode forcibly!
First of all, this room will try the first mission!
Here is the first mission.
There are ten empty cans here.
So, please stack ten empty cans vertically.
How about you, Neru and Nagasawa?
I also chose a balloon myself.
Don't you hate it?
I hope I won't die.
We won't try to kill you all.
Now, when you've stacked ten cans, please press the button next to you.
Now, let's start!
Ready!
Ready! Start!
They're fast!
They're fast, aren't they?
Now!
Three cans for each team.
And Nel is fast!
One, two, three, four, five! The fifth can!
They say you should do it slowly and carefully.
Whoa!
Five cans!
30 seconds have passed!
Now, one, two, three, four, five, six...
Seven!
They're fast!
The seventh can! Crash!
If you crash, you have to go to the hero again, right?
That's right!
Now, they're running out of time!
They crash again!
Now, one minute has passed!
One minute has passed!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Six cans have stopped!
They're running out of time!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
What's going on?
Ten seconds left!
Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
Since all teams failed, balloons will explode!
Wow! Wow!
It's standing!
Only one is standing!
The sound is reverse!
I feel like I've seen a historical moment!
I think this is the loudest sound in the history of variety shows!
One by one, they were shot with shotguns!
One by one, they were shot and in the end, Nagasa- kun was like...
Bang! Bang!
From his neck to his nose...
So cool! So cool!
Suzuku, how was it?
I felt like I was about to be born!
You've never had a baby!
And Nagasa-kun was the only one standing.
It was fun.
What?
It was fun.
Really?
We don't let you do that for an attraction!
I felt warmth of people here.
You felt warmth of people?
Nagasa-kun! That's not warmth of people!
Did you notice?
But it was dangerous!
Next, for the second round,
from the audience members to Kobayashi and Uemura pairs,
this pair will challenge!
Now, for the second round's mission is...
Pet bottle throwing!
Rotate the watered pet bottle once, and if you can make it stand upright, you clear the mission!
Two bottles with different water content and hardness! If you can stand either of them, you succeed!
The time limit is one and a half minutes!
Rika and Odana's pair!
Rika will do it?
Pei said balloons are scary.
And Odana accepted it.
She's a manly woman!
She's a manly woman! She's popular!
She's a manly woman!
Well, let's get started!
Ready...
Start!
Well...
They're getting better and better...
Oh, Moriya! She made it in one go!
Good pace!
Moriya, good pace!
Well, there are two teams left...
It's not easy for Aoi...
She made it!
Rika...
Rika is very happy!
Oh, Uemura and Aoi too!
Aoi...
She made it!
Well, one minute left!
If you throw it too high, it will fly!
Well, the balloons are getting bigger and bigger...
It doesn't stand!
Red doesn't stand!
Red is too difficult!
Well, one minute has passed!
One minute has passed!
Well, 30 seconds left!
Oh, no!
Time's up!
Oh, no!
It's like a chain reaction!
Oh, my!
It's a miracle that all three teams succeed at the same time!
The points will change depending on the order in which you succeeded, right?
But the order in which you succeeded and pressed the button...
Ah, that's right! The button!
- I think Rika was the first one... - That's right, Rika was happy and pressed the button.
There's a possibility that you didn't press the button.
What kind of order is it?
Now, let's talk about the order in which you pressed the button!
Rika was the first one to stand up!
But, because of her happiness, it's too late for her to press the button!
Uemura also succeeded almost at the same time as Rika,
but he also forgot to press the button!
On the other hand, Moria is a little behind the two of them,
but he also pressed the button as soon as he succeeded!
What kind of order is it?
And so, the rankings are as follows!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Their love for zokebi, kumitaiso!
If you can make the correct shape of kumitaiso only by listening to the name of the kumitaiso that actually exists, you get 10 points!
If you don't know the correct shape, but you have a high artistic sense, you get points for Tsuchida's judgment!
The first round will be played with these three kumitaisos!
The first technique you will learn is...surfing!
You will do surfing together!
This is kumitaiso!
I think we can do it if we think about it!
Please think about it together!
Start!
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
It's different! It's different!
Five! Four! Three!
Oh, you changed it a little! Two!
What will you do? One!
End!
Now!
This is...
Now, this is...
This is...
How is it?
Almost both sides are the same.
Both sides are the same.
Yes.
Ah, Sugai is also paying attention to her fingertips.
I'm expressing waves.
Ah, what are you expressing?
What are you expressing with the board?
I see, this is a code, but...
I see, yes.
The correct image...
Yes.
Please have a look.
Here!
Surfing...
This is it!
Wow!
So...
Everyone is wrong!
That's right!
That's why...
At first, Sugai was right!
I was right!
You were four times better, weren't you?
Yes!
You were four times better, weren't you?
What?
Was Moriya...
Was Moriya trying to quit?
No...
The theme of "turning table" this is it!
Sparkling!
So, everyone!
Sparkling...
So, everyone!
Sparkling...
Please express it as much you can!
I'm sure he'll say it.
We'll say it now!
sparkle...
With this...
No one can win!
OK...
OK, everyone!
Please think about it!
Sparkling...
Start!
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Five!
Time's up!
Each of you has your own sparkle.
This is great!
One by one, please stand still.
This is a sparkle.
Put your hands together.
When the guardians see it, they will say, "Oh, this is a sparkle."
Oh, my child is sparkling.
It looks like you want it.
Next up is the HUB KOIKE team.
This is a sparkle that you can do even in elementary school or low school years.
Even first graders can do it.
What kind of image is this?
There are four sparkles.
Is it like a star?
Sparkles with your hands.
What happened?
When you lose your pose, you lose your pose.
I will do my best!
Artists have to do their best until the end.
The last one is fluttering.
What is this?
Your face is sparkling, too.
Your eyes are sparkling.
Both eyes are up.
I'm expressing the beauty of life.
The beauty of life.
Your expression is important, too.
What happened?
Art! Art!
Rina is supporting you.
This is a sparkle.
It's okay.
You're not slacking off, are you?
It's okay.
Here is the sparkle of life.
It's this.
One person lies on one knee and sparkles.
Maybe this studio sparkles more than this sparkle.
What is the score of this studio?
Eight points.
Eight points!
Four points!
And nine points!
Oh, no!
Everyone should have a sparkle by now.
The second round is a pair of Saito and Ishimori, who are self-proclaimed candidates.
The first theme is "slide".
Please stop!
The theme is "slide", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Ozeki and Risa are also "slide", aren't they?
So, Ozeki and Risa are also "slide", aren't they?
Yes, they are.
They are "slide", aren't they?
Yes, they are "slide", aren't they?
What is this?
Oh, this is...
Oh, this is good.
What is this?
It looks like cat's eye.
Which one? What does it mean?
This is also "slide", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Saito is "slide", isn't it?
Yes.
Ishimori is "slide", isn't it?
Yes.
Oh, she has a good face.
She has a good face.
She is an adult woman.
She is aiming for art.
Yes, art.
I see.
Now, please look at the correct "slide".
Here it is.
It's "slide" for you two.
We don't need "slide".
It's true.
Yes, it's a pity.
However, all of you were a little far from the correct answer.
Tsutaya-san, which one has more artistic points?
Well, Saito-san and Ishimori-san have 8 points.
Oh, this is...
No, I can give you 9 points.
I'm proud of you.
When I came to see it, I was wondering what those two teams were doing.
I was wondering if my teacher was okay.
However, Saito and Ishimori have great artistic points.
It's true.
It's a good school.
I don't know whether it's "slide" or not, but it's cool.
The second topic is "thrill".
Look!
What is it?
Risa...
Risa told me to get on it.
Get on it!
Can I say something?
While I was playing with this one, the middle one changed.
It's dirty.
This is...
"thrill" with two hearts.
I see.
"thrill" with two hearts.
It's cute.
Yes, it is.
Can I say something?
While I was playing with the first two teams, the last team tried to increase their artistic points little by little.
Stop it!
It's dirty!
"thrill" with two hearts!
While I was playing with the first two teams, "thrill" with two hearts.
Can the first two teams do this facial expression?
What do you think of it?
Holding hands?
Yes.
I want you.
It must be humiliating.
Yes, it is.
It's terrible.
You can't do it.
It's terrible.
Let's see the correct answer of "thrill".
Here it is!
thrill
I think we can do it.
And "oseki" and "lisapia" and "nagasawa" and "nerupea" didn't get artistic points from Tsuchida.
And...
Artistic points...
I think it's for artistic points.
You look like you are in "kiss and cry".
Yes, I do.
You look like you are praying.
"ishimori" and "saito" didn't get artistic points from Tsuchida.
- 8 points. - Why?!
- Shocking - 8 points! - Why?!
- Why did you do that? - I didn't want elementary school students to see me like that.
- Because I'm a fan of "fukuei". - I see.
A fierce battle beyond your imagination!
Next up is the classic pair game "try-athlone"!
This is a match between two players playing "try- athlone".
Two players will do "na-tobi" 10 times in a row.
Without using their hands, they will roll balloons with their bodies.
At the end of the match, they will score a goal by putting the ball between their faces.
Two pairs will play against each other and the pair who wins will get 20 points!
The first match is "sugai moria" pair against "nagasawa neru" pair!
How confident are you?
I don't mind getting injured at all.
She's very motivated.
There is no element of injury in this game.
It's mostly soft things.
Now, against "kojira".
I haven't been able to leave any results yet.
- No results yet? - That's right.
- I see. - I want to do my best.
That's true.
Then, let's start! Get ready!
Oh, my!
- Good! - With this rhythm!
- This! - Oh, "nagasawa neru" team!
- They are fast! - They are fast!
"sugai moria" is fast!
Now, at the end of the match, they will score a goal by putting the ball between their faces!
Too slow!
Oh, good! Good! Good!
Goal!
What a difference in spirit!
It appeared, but it was fast!
You cleared it all in one shot, didn't you?
It was like when I won the championship.
How was it?
How did you feel?
Did you lose your spirit?
But I'm in a good mood now.
How was it?
So, Ousugai and Moria's team won!
They got points!
Next is this match!
Lisa is athletic, but Oseki is...
She has a good sense of rhythm and is athletic.
But I'm good at double jumps.
If you cleared it, you'll be fine.
What are you laughing about?
She provoked Oseki.
What are you laughing about?
What? Were you laughing just now?
I was laughing a lot.
I said I could double jump, and he said "haha".
Did you say it?
They were talking.
It's just your imagination!
It's embarrassing!
Oseki couldn't do it!
Let's start!
Go!
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
She's fast!
She's slow!
They can't match up!
Oseki and Lisa can't match up!
Now all they have to do is carry the ball with their faces! Somehow, somehow, they cleared it!
You did a good job.
You did.
How was it?
It was lame.
Lame?
Next, Koike and Habu's opponent is Sato and Suzumoto.
Since both of you came out as teachers, I think you can do it.
I think I can do it.
I think you can do it.
Habu and Koike.
Yes.
How about you?
We are a clumsy duo.
That's difficult.
Can you do it as a duo?
Let's do our best.
Get ready.
It's a good match!
Which of them can jump over 7 seconds?
It's a good match!
He's fast!
He doesn't have any luck!
Please let me do it first!
No, no!
The ball first!
You still have a chance!
Just the face!
You can do it!
Which of you can do it?
She dropped it!
From the table!
She dropped it from the table!
She dropped it!
Which of you can do it?
It's getting interesting!
You can do it!
She dropped it!
She dropped it from the beginning!
She dropped it!
She dropped it from the table!
It's getting interesting!
You can do it!
She did it!
Shato Suzumoto did it!
Excellent!
Ms. Suzumoto!
Mr. Suzumoto!
Exactly as we wanted!
This is it!
This is the TV show!
Thank goodness!
We were all like balloons!
You were like this!
It was like a UFO!
And you were doing this with your hand like this!
You were doing Suzumoto style!
Excellent!
Very good!
I hope we will be able to see the shoot!
I hit myself on the spot.
What kind of location is this?
I put everything I have in here.
I'm sleepy.
After this, Rika finally awakens!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
Next episode, hand-to-hand combat battle semi- final!
You're annoying me!
Why are you having so much fun?
MC is shocked by their members' hard work!
What's with this nod?!