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Hiragana, Kinsei, Kanji-rich New Year's party!
As last week, Kanji-rich New Year's party will be held.
We will spin the roulette with the members' wishes written on it, and only do the items that are stopped.
Shall we start the roulette?
Yes, please.
It's a very good New Year's party so far.
I'm a little hungry, too.
Yes, me, too.
It's a comedy show!
This is...
Koike!
Yes!
What is this?
When I played Yutan's character with Oda...
Who was Yutan?
I don't know.
He's an old friend of Tsuchino's.
He played it for me on my birthday.
It was interesting.
I thought I'd like to play a comedy show with an entertainer.
Last time, it was a high-quality comedy show.
Yes, it was.
That's why Koike came.
She has Kansai blood in her.
That's right.
So, this time...
We've invited an entertainer who will play a comedy show with Koike!
Please come in!
Thank you for having me!
Koike will play a comedy show with a unique and popular story, "Tokyo Hoteison"!
Do you know Koike?
Yes, I do!
You know her?
I like her aquarium story.
You like aquarium stories?
Yes!
This time, Koike will play her favorite aquarium story!
First of all, let's show her a little!
Hello!
Hello! This is Tokyo Station! Nice to meet you!
There's a scene I want to try!
Oh, a scene you want to try!
Aquarium date scene!
Oh, aquarium date!
A girl comes in!
OK!
Wow! It's a beautiful aquarium!
That's right!
Oh, first of all, the sardines are facing you!
Oh, it's sardines!
Let's take a look!
Yeah!
Wow!
It's sardines!
That's right!
Hmm...
No, no, no! Crione's length!
Wait, wait, wait!
Crione's length is the only thing that can keep you up!
Go, Iwashi!
Go, go!
Thank you!
Thank you for your time!
Please!
But it's surprisingly difficult to say "ma"
It's difficult!
You tend to say "ma" all the time, but how you say "ma" before that is important!
How about you, Koike?
I'll do my best!
Wow!
She's so motivated!
So, Koike will practice saying "ma" as Takeru!
In the meantime, let's move on to the next roulette!
Is she good at it?
Wow!
Hypnotism!
Lisa! Hypnotism!
I've always wanted to do it!
I was watching Hiragana-chan's video, and I'm happy!
Hiragana New Year's Party... Did you watch it?
No, I didn't!
Wow!
Hiragana New Year's Party voting!
Once again, Hypnotism will be applied to Lisa!
So, this time...
If you do Hypnotism normally, it will be your reward!
Lisa will do what she wants to do!
It's not a reward plan!
That's right!
What we want you to do this time is...
Hypnotism will make you overcome your weakness!
Oh!
We want you to challenge overcoming your weakness!
Sounds good!
This time, it's not a reward plan!
Hypnotism will make you overcome your weakness!
The three of you will challenge it!
I'm scared!
Here we go!
Look carefully!
You will overcome this!
Open!
Wow!
This time, they will overcome a huge cockroach that lives in South America.
Wow!
Look!
Wow!
I can't do it for free, so I'll charge you for free.
Shall I charge you?
Current situation. Four people who can't even look directly at it.
How long does hypnotism take for a cockroach of an unprecedented size?
First of all, hypnotize many times and many times.
To a deep hypnotic state where the teacher's words can easily enter.
My head is floating. Wake me up once, two, three.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
It's more effective if you let me sleep about one more time, so let's go again.
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
Get closer and closer. Get closer and closer.
If you count three, it's very fun and very interesting.
If you see it, everything becomes like that. One! Two! Three!
Good morning!
It makes you happy, doesn't it?
It makes you excited, doesn't it?
It's very interesting what you will touch from now on.
Look at this.
This is interesting.
Look at this.
This way of moving is funny and funny.
It's very funny, isn't it?
Come here and look a little closer.
It's funny.
This slimy movement is very funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
This is the best way to see if you are hypnotized or not.
Please look at me.
It's funny, isn't it?
Can you be hypnotized?
It's this sense of change, isn't it?
I thought I wasn't hypnotized.
I tried to touch it, but it was still hard to touch.
But when you look closely, it's close.
And when you let go of it, it suddenly goes like this.
When you let go of it, you know you were hypnotized.
I see.
Do you feel like you want to go blank?
I feel like I want to go blank.
She tried to approach it with her face, but it didn't reach her until she touched it.
It's not a complete surrender.
She changed her mind and tried something else she wasn't good at.
There's one more member I'd like you to call out.
Her name is Rika Watanabe.
Is she not good at talking in front of the camera?
Is she a little shy?
I think she's already been hypnotized.
I see.
She was hypnotized and joined this group.
I'd like her to go away.
What about Rika?
She usually shuts up when the camera is rolling.
So we're going to hypnotize Rika with the so- called "studio tension."
When I count to three, you'll feel like you're having fun talking in the studio.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
What are you laughing at?
It'll be more fun.
Take it.
You'll be more excited.
You'll have more fun talking to Mr. Watanabe.
Go, Rika.
She's doing it.
Sana is doing it.
I'm embarrassed to say it, but she's doing it.
That's good.
She's doing it again.
I thought you'd shut up.
It'll be more fun.
She's doing it live.
You're doing it.
Let's go.
It's fun.
It's fun now.
It's fun.
It'll be more and more fun.
Look at her.
Go on.
You're nervous.
What should I do?
He's struggling.
Is he drunk?
You can do it!
Bye-bye!
You did it!
Rika is very excited.
If she solves hypnotism now...
You will go back to your usual self!
If she solves it...
Are you OK? Are you going back to your usual self?
Yes.
Why did you solve it?
Give me back my bright Rika!
Did you feel like you were in a dressing room?
Yes, I did.
Did you feel embarrassed?
Of course, you were conscious of it.
Yes, I was conscious of it.
In short, you were hypnotized.
Wow!
Thank you very much, Jinro.
Thank you for watching.
Shall we continue?
Yes.
Shall we spin the roulette?
We are ready for you, Koike-san!
We are ready!
OK, let's go!
Let's have our guest appear!
Tokyo Koike Hotei-san!
Please come in!
I'm Tokyo Koike Hotei-san!
Nice to meet you!
There is a scene I want to try.
It's a aquarium date scene.
Could you do it for me?
Sure.
Wow! What a beautiful aquarium!
I know, right?
First of all, there are sardines in front of you.
Wow!
Shall we take a look?
Yes!
Wow!
There are sardines!
I know, right?
Hmm...
Aah! Mm...
Cryone's usefulness!
Hmm.
Isn't it a cryone's usefulness!
Hmm.
Is it okay for me do to it?
Wow, wait a second!
It's a rare fish!
Rarely seen...
I rarely see such thing!
You rarely see such thing!
Not at all!
Look!
Hmm?
Look!
A mackerel!
Aaaaaah!
Manatee's voltage!
Isn't it a manatee's voltage!
Oh, look, look, amazing!
Sierra punch!
Amazing!
Rare punches!
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all, Kai.
Thank you for your performance.
That was good.
What I like about it is that Koike looks like she's having fun.
That's right.
She looks like she's having fun.
Compared to the story.
The way she noticed when Iwashin was good, too.
That was good.
That was really good.
She did it in Azulim.
That was good, wasn't it?
That was good.
We can make a series of this.
Koike's...
Koike's comedian story series.
I want to see it.
Towards the end of the year, M-1.
That's right.
The next roulette that stopped was Saito's request for a full responsibility game.
This time, we're going to have...
Youth Super Bowl Catching!
The press is really quick.
We're going to have the usual Super Bowl Catching.
This time, the members of Ukeru River will hold the youth team and do it with a lot of patience.
The pairs will be decided by lottery.
As a reward for the pair who succeeded, you can have these sweets.
First of all, Nagasa and Yonatanikeya will challenge.
Nagasa-kun is wearing it.
But Tsuchiya-san has the switch.
This is also pressed at Tsuchiya-san's timing, right?
Yes.
Is that so?
Is it okay? Is this distance okay?
Higher, higher.
Yes, yes. That's enough.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Please!
Let's go! Let's go!
Just in the right timing!
She scooped it up while shaking it!
She did it while shaking it!
Shaking it with her shoulders!
But she did it!
And with that, the two of you get a bonus!
Go ahead and eat it!
That's nice!
Ouch!
What's wrong?
Eat it! Eat it!
Ouch!
Eat it! Eat it!
You can't even eat it!
You can't eat it that easily!
You're a professional, so you can eat it!
How do you feel?
I'm not good at this either, but if I had this, I probably wouldn't be able to get it.
But cutting your hair is cute, isn't it?
Ouch!
What's wrong?
Your knee is really bad!
Does it hurt that much?
No, no, I'm just surprised!
Do you want me to do it?
Is it okay if we end this discussion?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Ozeki-san!
What's wrong?
Ozeki-san!
I'm scared!
What's wrong?
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Did you just push her?
I just pushed No. 2!
She's over there! Ouch!
I didn't know you were pushing Ozeki-san!
Ouch!
I was getting a kiss from the makeup artist!
So, No. 2 is Ozeki, right?
Yes, No. 2 is Ozeki.
Okay, let's do it!
This is Risa's challenge!
Please do it!
One, two, go!
You can do it!
Ouch!
Damn it!
Don't put it in, everyone!
Don't put it in!
Nerves are motor nerves.
I see.
It's my first time playing this game.
What?
I've always been in the back of the line.
I see.
Is there such a thing?
I'm finally in the back of the line.
I'm glad.
I have to do this.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
Then, Nel and Habu will challenge.
Please.
What?
What was that?
That was already...
You caught it in your own place.
Chaos.
Let's do it again.
Nel and Habu will challenge.
Please.
I saw it.
Unfortunately, you failed.
I didn't see it.
Unfortunately, you didn't get any sweets.
I'm Imaizumi.
It's been a while since I played this game.
I see.
Were you good at it?
I'm good at it.
Can you do it?
She can do anything.
She is confident in anything.
You can do it, right?
Yes.
She is enthusiastic.
Her partner is also science.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Aban!
"Aban" is difficult.
Then, let's do it.
Please.
I'm scared.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
One, two, three.
Can you do it again?
Please.
Why do you do it repeatedly?
It's a little low.
Raise your waist a little more.
What's wrong with you?
You have a bad attitude.
What's wrong with you?
Amazon's colorful birds.
I was surprised.
Ozeki and Moria's challenge.
Let's do it!
She got it!
Wow!
It's her first time, isn't it?
Sweets, get!
No way!
Kononto and Harada's love pair.
Ishimori and Uemura's pair.
Saito and Sato's pair won and got rewards.
The last one to challenge is Sugai and Kobayashi's pair.
Sugai, are you confident?
I've never succeeded, so I'm not confident.
But I want to show people that I can change this year.
If you succeed, you can change this year.
That's right.
I've never succeeded like that.
I see.
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Sugai and Kobayashi's pair challenge.
Let's do it!
Can you do it?
One, two...
Sugai failed!
It's good.
Why?
It was close!
It was close.
Sugai, you can never win.
No way!
I was wondering what would change this year, but it might not have changed.
I'm so happy!
After this, there will be amazing people!
Let's move on to the next one, Tsuchiya.
Let's do it!
Let's see what we have here.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't like firecrackers.
Firecrackers, firecrackers and idol songs.
Director, idol songs!
I want to see you, Sakurai-san!
What? She stopped!
She stopped because she wants to see you, Sakurai- san!
Sato, do you still want to see him?
I've been listening to music a lot lately.
Good style!
What?
You're like a god.
I don't think you can do it on this show.
I'm sure you can't do it on this show.
So I made an offer!
Pretending to be stupid!
So I made an offer!
Here!
She gave me a comment!
No way!
So I'm going to read it out loud!
No way!
Here we go!
I'm very honored to hear that Sato Shioi-san wants to meet you.
I like Keyakizaka46's music and I've been listening to it.
I've always wanted to meet you.
So I'm going to interrupt you on this show!
No way!
So Sakurai-san came to our studio!
Here we go!
You!
What's with him?
It's okay! It's okay! Let's go!
What?!
Hey, Sakura! Sakura!
Sakura! Sakura!
Sakura!
Wow!
Sakura!
Long time no see!
See you next year!
Sasuke-kun!
Sakurai-san!
Sato!
Sakurai, please let us go!
I want you to let us go!
Congratulations!
Sakurai-san!
Sakurai-san, please welcome to this event!
Sakurai-san!
Amazing!
I didn't think you'd really sell it!
Sato is so happy his back is shaking!
His back is shaking!
Right?!
This is amazing!
It's written in the letter...
Do you listen to music?
I love it!
Yes!
Look!
The way you talk, Sakurai-san!
Do you love it?!
I love it!
How is it, Sato?
What?
Your name is Sakurai-san, right?
Yes, I'm Sakurai-san.
Who do you want to meet, Sato?
Sakurai-san.
Sakurai...
Kazutoshi-san.
Sakurai...
Kazutoshi-san.
Sakurai... Kazutoshi-san?!
Kazutoshi-san?!
Huh?
Huh? What's your name?
Sakurai... Toshikazu.
Toshikazu?!
What?!
It's different?!
It's always been Sakurai-san!
We also think it's Toshikazu-san!
What?!
It's difficult!
You don't say your full name!
It's difficult!
Why does the staff work so hard?!
Because you're older...
Because you're younger...
Because you're younger!
You took the train at 6 in the morning!
I'm sorry, really.
Even if you look closely, you can tell, right?
You're way older than me.
By the way...
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 50 this year.
You're 50?!
50% of you are younger than me!
I see!
I also took the train!
I see!
I'm younger than you!
I'm sorry for saying it wrong!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
No, thank you!
The legendary socialite is back!
She's cute!
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