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Ba-gong! It's started again this week!
Can't Write Because I'm Tired of It!
Hello, I'm your host, Salto.
I'm Oda.
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's time for "Can't Write Because I'm Tired of It!"
One, two...
Teenagers are forever.
That's what 20-somethings said.
We're going to be 20-somethings.
Yes, we are.
We're going to announce today's project.
Teenagers' Special Project!
Are Teenagers used to being adults?
Adult Check-up!
This year, out of Kanji and Hiragana,
a total of 10 members will welcome teenagers.
That's a lot!
We're an idol band, but we're aging so fast!
So, this time,
not only do 10 members look like adults,
but they're also used to being adults inside and out.
Adult Check-up!
These members will be coming up in a moment,
but this time, they'll be coming up with their own ideas
about how adults should dress as women.
That's their fashion.
That's right, everyone.
Let's have them come up!
Go ahead!
Who will it be first?
Oh, it's Ushio!
It's Ushio!
Oh, he looks like an adult!
Oh!
Oh, that's nice!
Oh, that's pretty!
He's got a good sense of fashion.
That's not nice!
Oh!
Huh?
What did you say?
Lower your voice!
What did you say?
Okay, next!
Who?
I don't know at all!
Who?
Oh! Huh?
Kato?
Huh?!
Who?!
What's this? A forehead?
A forehead...
A forehead?
And her hair turned black, too.
Yeah.
Even though Kato was brown.
I'll teach you a lot of things.
What?!
She's 20 years old!
What is she saying?!
I don't know!
It's an adult's image!
That's right!
For Kato.
Okay, next!
Oh, Kyoko!
Saito Kyoko!
Saito...
Huh? Isn't this the usual Kyoko?
Isn't this the Kyoko you eat ramen with?
It's an adult's image.
OL-san...
Oh!
Let's study together where we don't know!
You can't say "oh" like that!
Adults can keep their balance!
Oh!
Okay!
Who is it?
Oh, Ishimori!
Ishimori!
What?
She looks like a queen.
I know, right?
Okay!
She looks like an adult!
What?
Coffee. Black.
She's an adult!
A child's idea!
Next up is...
Saito? Saito? Saito isn't standing up properly!
Ah, it's Saito!
Huh? Saito has lost weight?
He's kind of shy, isn't he?
He looks smart.
Saito has lost weight, but he was smiling a lot just now.
This is kind of nice!
Saito, are you hungry?
A child who can't walk properly in the field, what are you talking about?
Next up is... Suzumoto!
Ah, this is kind of like Suzumoto!
Ah, but it's kind of like...
A strong expression...
But it's the same as doero stockings, isn't it?
It's nostalgic!
...
Talk! Talk!
He shook it with both hands and spit it out.
Next up is...
Who is it?
Ozeki?!
Ozeki!
Ozeki likes riders?
Ah, cool!
Huh? Today's Ozeki is pretty, isn't he?
What is that hand for?
The one you only put your thumb in.
Ozeki!
Tonight, at Ginza, I'll have a seesaw.
There's no such thing!
Only sushi is served, right?
That's right.
Continue!
No, no, no, no, no!
You're different from the content!
You're the type of person who offers your heart!
It's an image of a maiden!
I don't have a weapon.
A weapon...
A heart...
An adult...
A hub protects you!
So cute!
It's an image of an adult!
Isn't it someone who fights giants?
Is that an image?
Who is that?
It's Moria!
Moria?
Moria!
So cute!
The laughter...
The laughter won't stop!
From the members...
Heels!
Amazing heels!
Amazing!
So high!
A woman doesn't give up her shoes.
It's like a commercial!
A woman doesn't give up her shoes.
Continue!
A woman doesn't give up her shoes.
Thank you for coming.
You are all dressed up.
You are all dressed up like adult women.
How do you feel, Tsuchiya-san?
I'm surprised.
Moria's height is too high.
She is almost chubby.
That's right.
She is wearing heels.
Moria is wearing the highest heels.
That's expensive.
I'm wearing my favorite shoes today.
It's thin!
It's high.
You are all dressed up like adult women.
However, there is a woman who suddenly shows aggression.
What does that mean?
She is aware of the tree "Alice" in "Biohazard".
Is that "Biohazard"?
I see.
She thinks everyone is aggressive.
You are all dressed up.
Are you Mikasa?
I'm Mikasa, but I'm Alice.
Can you say something like "I don't have a weapon"?
I'm trying to defeat someone.
Why do you try to defeat someone when you become an adult?
I don't have to defeat anyone.
Does that mean you are strong?
If I defeat someone, I will be in the newspaper.
Basically, you are all dressed up like adults.
You are dressed up like an adult.
What do you think you are?
I'm an elementary school student.
I see.
You are dressed up like an adult.
What about you, Kato?
I'm a career woman.
You are dressed up like an unfair woman.
I see.
What do you think you are?
I'm dressed up like an adult.
You are dressed up like an adult.
And the last one is Joy Nagasa.
Why did you choose this song?
I was admiring a certain Joy in a certain drama.
You were admiring a certain Joy in a certain drama.
You don't have to say it like that.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Can you really become an adult by doing this?
Members' Q&A!
First of all, we will ask the members about...
...what they usually do and say that they can't become an adult.
First of all, we will ask Sasaki Mirei and Saito Kyoko.
She couldn't make cup noodles!
- Do you really like ramen? - Do you really love ramen?
You're making fun of me.
I thought I just had to open it and pour hot water in it, but I made a mistake.
But can you make it now?
I don't eat cup noodles much, so I don't make them that much, but I think I can make it.
What? Are you mad at me?
You're kidding me.
You're not very smart in the first place.
But I don't know. Which one is it?
Which one is it?
It's a double-dealing because you can't do it or you can't do it, right?
By the way, what are you interested in now?
- Is it a field? - A field?
What do you mean?
You sound like a local field senior.
It's a field, right?
Next up is Yone-san talking to Nagasawa-kun.
Nagasawa-kun asks you to clean up his room and organize his receipts.
And he sometimes doesn't return the manga he borrowed.
First of all, I go to clean up my room from time to time.
- Why? - Because it's dirty.
Do you get paid for that?
- You don't, do you? - No, I don't.
Since Yone-san is doing it, it's almost like you're helping him out.
When I go to clean up my room, I always leave my manga there.
It was too long ago and I don't remember it.
- I was like, "Huh? Isn't this my manga?" - There are people like that.
And I got it back. I took it back.
But in exchange for you doing it for me, you also returned it.
Of course I did.
What do you mean by "return"?
- I bought you fried food at 7-11. - Fried food?
Don't make Yone-san gain weight.
- Return it. - Don't make him gain weight.
New adults member adult check!
Next up is...
Adult mail check!
When you're with adults, you talk about mail quite a bit.
- That's important, right? - That's true.
When you're in your teens, you only talk about mail with friends.
But when you're adults, you may talk about mail with people you work with.
This time, a number of members will write a thank you mail to Tsuchida-san.
It will be written by a new adult member.
A former number one hostess in Ginda, Cindy Counselor Tsukakoshi Tomoko-sensei...
will get five points out of ten.
First, let's look at Ozeki's mail.
Thank you for the meal. It was very delicious.
I'm sorry for asking you so many questions.
I like collecting and looking at home appliances, so I want to talk about home appliances next time.
Tsuchida-san, what do you think of this mail?
I don't really want to talk about home appliances.
Ozeki, what do you think you're doing?
I know Tsuchida-san likes home appliances,
so I think we should talk about what we like
so that he'll want to go again next time.
Ozeki's reply mail.
Her score is...
Ta-da!
Tick!
Yaba!
Teacher, what is this one point?
Well, the biggest minus point is that the relationship is a friend, isn't it? This mail is.
Well, for my senior, my great senior's father, I also like home appliances, so I'm talking at the same level.
I couldn't be aware of the up and down relationship anymore, so it's the biggest minus point for me to go out into society.
Oh, I see.
The biggest minus point for you to go out into society!
The point is, when it comes to home appliances, only people who don't know will ask questions, so it's just an explanation.
For example, if you go with someone who likes soccer, you can talk about soccer and get excited.
So, if you like home appliances, it's good for you.
Oh, if you have the same hobby, it's good for you.
That's right. "Do you know about this new home appliance?" "Eh, what is it?" If you have something like that, it's fun.
So, rather than this connection, it's better to have a proper up and down relationship like a boss of a company who has a job.
That's right.
By the way, when I got a very smart email from Ozaki, I felt a great distance.
What's wrong with you?
Be careful, Ozaki.
Yes, I've learned a lot.
That's a little...
I've learned a lot.
Thank you.
Now, next is Moria.
Moria's email is here.
Thank you for taking me out for a delicious meal full of collagen even though you're busy today.
Thanks to you, my skin is soft.
I wanted to hear more about you.
I'll make good use of what I've learned and encourage beauty.
Ah, it's like she said it's completely dirt.
It's like she said it's completely dirt.
Moria.
That's how it is.
Yes, that's how it is.
That's how we talk about beauty.
Moria's score is...
3 points.
Oh, 3 points!
In the middle.
Ms. Moria.
Well, I was able to say it just now,
but I should have said "thank you" about Ms. Tsuchida's consideration that Ms. Moria should take you out for a delicious meal full of collagen,
but I said "thank you" about Ms. Tsuchida's consideration that Ms. Moria should take you out for a delicious meal full of collagen,
so it's 3 points.
Ah, I see!
So, when you took me out,
you should have said "thank you" about "beauty" to me.
I'm happy about that.
I see.
You've been taught that.
Yes.
But what's great about it is that you're telling me to make good use of what you've learned.
Yes, but first of all, what did I tell you about "beauty" in this live show?
What did I say?
While eating a delicious meal full of collagen...
I'm telling you.
I should have said "beauty organ" instead of "beauty cosmetics".
"Beauty cosmetics" is over there.
I thought it was "beauty" instead of "beauty cosmetics"!
Let's move on.
Next is Kato.
Kato.
This is a mail from Kato.
Thank you for your hard work! I'm Kato Shiho of GEAR GIGA 46.
Thank you for the meal today! It was very delicious!
I was really happy because I wanted to talk more with you, Ms. Tsuchida!
I had a lot of fun today, so...
Isn't he from "Kabakura Radio"?
Come again! Come again!
He keeps saying "next", "next", "what should I eat next?"
I wrote it at night, so I ended up with this kind of tension.
I don't know, but...
On the contrary, I don't know, but I want to see it.
Even if it's a thank you email, it's possible to send it at night.
Ms. Tsuchida, please rate Kato's email!
2 points!
It's a little low, isn't it?
It's a little...
I want "Kabakura Radio" to send me an email asking me to come again, but it's no good.
It's no good?
It's a weak "Kabakura Radio".
I can't say "come" directly.
Then I'll lose my skills.
On the contrary, you'll be appreciated.
I can't be appreciated.
I want you to think "I want you to take me again."
What did you say at that time, Ms. Tsuchida?
It's a secret.
You're serious all of a sudden!
It's a secret!
This is an adult woman's technique!
That's right.
The negative point of this email is...
I definitely want to go eat with you again.
I thought so, too.
I didn't need this last part.
Also, the word "definitely" is a word children often use.
I understand.
Adults don't say "definitely", so this is also a negative point.
I understand.
Adults can't say "definitely".
They say it in a different way.
Please.
If you have a chance, please come again.
It's easy for teachers to understand.
Let's continue.
Let's look at Nagasawa-kun's email.
This is bad.
Thank you for treating me to a delicious meal yesterday.
This is the first time in my life that I've eaten such delicious sushi.
Did you go to a sushi restaurant?
I went to a sushi restaurant and bought a new rice cooker that Ms. Tsuchida recommended.
I'm looking forward to using it.
Why am I talking about rice cookers in a sushi restaurant?
I don't know much about entertainment yet, so I don't want to bother you.
Please continue to support me.
Nagasawa-kun took her to a sushi restaurant.
If I had to describe an entertainer's meal, it would be sushi.
I don't understand.
Let's look at Nagasawa-kun's email.
How many points did he get?
Five points!
I'm surprised, too!
What? Where? Why?
First of all, you immediately take action for the advice you received.
You went to buy a rice cooker.
And you don't know what to do, so you tend to say "Please teach me."
You say "I know it's annoying, but thank you for your time."
I see. I see.
You're an adult.
You're an adult if you don't say "Give me, give me."
That's right. You're an adult.
Yes, but the minus point is...
Ms. Tsuchida, it's okay because you're in the entertainment world,
but you shouldn't put emojis when you're next to an adult in another world.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
That's true.
You got five points, Nagasa.
I'm happy.
My friends always give me a lot of emojis.
I'm the one who changed it.
You've been thinking about Ms. Tsuchida for a long time and reducing it.
Yes, I reduced it a lot.
Next is HUB!
Let's look at HUB's mail.
Tsuchida-san, thank you for your hard work. I'm HUB Mizuho.
Thank you for inviting me for a meal.
Okonomiyaki was very, very delicious!
It's a taste I can't forget even now!
It's a taste you can't forget, right?
Thanks to Tsuchida-san, I was able to eat Annin Tofu, which I actually didn't like.
What did I eat that you forgot, Annin Tofu?
I also ate suji salt, which I had never eaten before, and it was delicious and I was really moved!
Also, Tsuchida-san is a wonderful adult at a beautiful night view shop!
I don't have many opportunities to listen to such slow conversations like this, so thank you for giving me such a valuable experience!
As promised, I will keep this a secret from SABE- san!
By the way, I have a bad feeling about this, so I'm thinking of buying some snacks, but if you have any recommendations for me next time, please let me know!
Tsuchida-san is the best!
I know you're busy, so if we have another chance, I'd appreciate it!
Thank you very much!
I think HUB is aiming for me!
I'm definitely going to drop it!
What is this?
And I'm aiming for it too!
It's a beautiful night view shop!
That's right, this is a beautiful night view shop for Okonomiyaki!
What is this? It's crazy!
Maybe it's because you're both so big that it looks like a night view shop!
It's because you're both so big that it's a beautiful night view shop!
It's supposed to be a normal seat!
It's because you're both so big!
This, HUB...
I thought I had to write this and this, and it got really long...
I didn't think it would be this long...
Looking at what people are saying now, I thought it was a little long...
When I heard what the members were saying...
I was like, "Huh? I'm scared!"
I thought it was something Tsuchida-san would like.
Yes, okonomiyaki for me.
The total score of HUB is...
4 points.
Not bad!
Cool!
HUB's biggest evaluation point is...
First of all, Tsuchida-san, thank you for your hard work. I'm HUB Mizuho.
I put your name in there.
Your own name and your opponent's name.
This is absolutely necessary for business emails.
Was HUB the only one doing that?
I thought it was amazing.
Yes, you put your own name in there and your opponent's name.
Before you said that...
I think it was great of you to say thank you and give your impressions.
But after you screamed...
I thought you were overdoing it.
I was trying to say it in kanji.
I told you I wouldn't keep it a secret in Serbian, didn't I?
That's right.
If you try too hard to keep a distance from people...
It might take too long and you might lose out.
So, if you send an email with a little less than half of it...
I think thank you emails are very sociable.
But 4 points was surprisingly high.
Next, Ushio!
Let's look at Ushio's email.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm Ushio Sarina of Hiragana Kiyaki.
Thank you for inviting me to eat while you were busy today.
While eating delicious food...
I was able to talk with you and have a really fun time.
Thank you for the meal.
Well, it's tight.
It's tight.
It's tight, but...
But, you know, it's after HUB, so it's a little boring.
Well, without emojis, it's tight.
It's HUB ROSS.
HUB ROSS is coming.
Once you get addicted, you can't get out of it.
Now, Ushio, this is...
It's from a senior, and it says...
In my feelings, it said "thank you" in emojis, but...
It's hard for me to press and delete and press and delete...
In the end...
It doesn't say anything in emojis.
I'm a senior, so I'll delete it.
If you don't put emojis in it, I'll go with you.
This is a plus point, right?
I see.
By the way, Ushio's email...
How many points do you give it?
Yes, five points.
Great.
This is a cool five points.
It's minus point zero.
It's perfect because you're busy.
It's just the right length.
It says "thank you" too.
Because you're busy, you're considerate of your seniors.
You're telling them what's important.
That's right.
So there's nothing to withdraw.
Speaking of which, Tsuchida-san was considerate of you at first, but...
I don't think it's a problem.
This is the best.
I'm happy.
It's perfect.
I think it's great for men who have high standards.
I think I can work in Ginza right now.
You're about to start working.
That's right.
This is the coolest five points, right?
Yes.
To sum up...
It's a little different from Nagasawa-kun's five points.
It's a little embarrassing.
Excuse me.
After this, when the members say hello...
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
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Sponsored by these sponsors.
Stop screaming!
Next episode of "Newcomers' Adult Checkup 2nd Half"!
Who will be the number one adult?
- I said it with Tsuchida-san. - She said it!
- Tsuchida-san said it! - Tsuchida-san said it!