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Keyaki te...kakenai?
Bang! It has started again this week. Keyaki te kakenai?
Hello, I'm Shikai's Sanbu and I'm Tsuno. Nice to meet you.
They are Keyaki-chan and...
One, two...
Hello!
Today's project is an emergency project.
It's an emergency.
Emergency...
I would like to announce it now.
Today's project is a dream emergency project.
USJ family selection audition!
Yay!
Are you ready?
USJ family selection audition!
Let's go!
Wait a minute. Can they make such a loud voice?
I'm glad.
Universal Studio Japan has had many requests for places they want to go.
In such a situation, we asked them if they would like to shoot at USJ.
However, it is difficult for all of us to go, so we will select members who can go to USJ this time.
The number of people who can go with us this time is...
Six people!
By the way, when was this? The 31st?
Tsuchiya-san, how about you?
I can go!
Tsuchiya-san, can you go?
What about you, Starb-san?
I can go, too!
Oh, you can go!
That means...
There are only four people left!
I used Starbucks!
I'm sorry!
Just now! I used Starbucks!
Moria, what are you doing?
I definitely can't go!
Why can't you go?
I don't know!
Probably...
Why?
Moria!
Do your best today!
Moria!
We're going to have an audition now.
Of course, there are many USJ points that can be obtained by each screening.
There is also a chance for the members who have left an impression as a whole.
Everyone, please appeal to them!
I really want to go!
You want to go, don't you?
Sugai also wants to go!
No one can beat the love of USJ!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
But...
Yes, now you have ten points!
Ten points!
That's how it is today!
The more you show your love of USJ, the higher your rating will go up!
Yes, Yogi-san!
I'm from Osaka, so I can guide you anywhere!
Oh!
That's good!
Everyone, please show me!
If you can coordinate!
Yes! If you can, I'll lend you my parents' house!
You can do it now, can't you?
Your parents' house...
Ten points!
You got points, didn't you?
I did it!
The first screening is...
Check USJ's psychological test with true psychology!
First of all, we're going to check if you really like USJ from your heart!
In advance, we asked you to answer a question as a psychological test,
but in fact, whether you like USJ or not is a sensitive question!
I'll give you 10 points for the members who answered about USJ!
First of all, I asked you a question like this!
What do you think of from now on?
Yes, yes, what do you think of from now on?
Tsuchida-san, what do you think of this?
This is also USJ.
Oh! I see!
Oh, that's what it is!
No matter how you think about it...
No matter how you think about it... So there was only discomfort.
Now, let's take a look at it right away!
First of all, Kobayashi!
Here is Kobayashi's answer!
Why doesn't the water fall?
Oh, I see!
What do you think of it, Oda?
I don't know what you're talking about! It's cute!
It's cute, so I'll give you 10 points!
There is also such a point!
Here is Oda's answer!
Is the earth warming? Is the earth extinct? Is humanity extinct?
It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's not cute at all! It's scary!
It's minus 20 points!
It's huge!
It's minus 20 points!
It's huge! It's huge!
Now, there is only one member who is correct!
The correct member is...
Sugai-sama!
Sugai-sama's answer is...
The correct answer is...
Sugai-sama!
Of course it is!
No matter how you look at it, it's definitely USJ!
Sugai-san, when you look at the earth...
That's all I could think of.
Then it's 10 points.
Ah, that's good.
Let's move on to the next question.
What comes to mind when you think of a character?
Of course it's related to USJ.
Yes, there are a lot of characters.
Like Minion, Harry Potter... There are a lot of characters.
That's right.
I can't say for sure, but...
Saito Fuyuka's answer is -10 points.
Saito-san, what's wrong?
It's not a suitable character.
Ah, I see.
Moriya-san's answer is...
Since it's Doraemon, the song is different.
So it's -10 points.
I see.
It's a little different.
Takahama Neru-san's answer is...
Why is it -10 points?
She went for a job-stopping book.
It's a job-stopping book.
You bought a job-stopping book, didn't you?
My favorite character is, of course, Minion.
But it's a question about all characters.
I see.
So I chose a famous character in Japan.
This question...
Is Lisa a Minion?
Oda and Sato answered with Kitty-chan and got 10 points.
Next...
I want to go to _______ right now.
If you really like me, you should be writing 'usj'.
Uemura's answer is...
I want to go to a place where no one knows me right now.
What's wrong?
You've been doing it for a while, haven't you?
What's wrong?
I'm not sure if I can say "minus" here.
This is "through".
"Through".
It's "through".
Next, let's look at Oda's answer.
Here it is.
I want to go to ______ right now.
Does it mean "heaven"?
Heaven...
My "heaven" is "universal studio japan".
Oh, I see.
That's why it's "heaven".
You can write "heaven" in kanji and have "universal studio japan" read it for you.
I see.
That's how it is.
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
She's kind.
But I'm not going to give you any points.
I'm just going to say "it's good, isn't it?"
It's like heaven, but it's a nice and fun place.
It's a nice place.
Next, Kobayashi's answer.
Kobayashi has been doing it for a while.
He's been doing it for a while.
Here's Kobayashi's answer.
I want to go to Fuji-Q right now.
Does it mean "usj" when you write "fuji-q"?
It's Kobayashi.
If you allow it, anything can happen.
Next up is "Please write three fun-looking katakana."
"univer" or "ride"
"univer" and "studio" and "ride"
Let's see the members' answers.
Ishimori!
It sounds good.
Ishimori's answer is...
"roomba"!
It's close to "univer"!
"univer"!
"roomba"!
It's a vacuum cleaner with artificial intelligence.
Tsuchida's answer is...
"univer"!
Why is it a plus five?
Tsuchida's "studio japan" is good.
Next up is Shida's answer.
Shida's answer is...
"waiyo"!
That's right, "waiyo"!
It was supposed to be a katakana three-letter phrase.
What is this, Shida?
A friend of mine has recently fallen in love with stepping on an apple.
Apparently, you use "waiyo" in that mood.
A rapper uses it, doesn't he?
"Waiyo"!
That stuck in my head, so I wrote "waiyo".
That's funny!
So, Shida, out of everything you said, do you think "waiyo" comes up many times?
Yes, it comes up a lot of times.
When you're riding a motorcycle...
"Waiyo"!
That's funny!
Let's see Shida's answer.
Next up is Kobayashi!
That's right, Mr. Kobayashi.
He's doing it again!
Let's see Kobayashi's answer.
land
This is...
over there, isn't it?
"land" or "land" or...
It's over there, isn't it?
Kobayashi is being pulled a little bit.
All of this is "land".
All of it is "land".
This is "land", isn't it?
This program is brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
my sponsors.
The next quiz is...
"USJ fast push" Quiz!
The next quiz is...
Here, we will judge how much you know about USJ.
From now on, you will be divided into four groups and challenge the "USJ Quiz".
If you answer one question correctly, you will be awarded 10 points.
By the way, you don't have to use your hands, so please answer with all your might!
You can give us funny answers, too.
Yes, of course we will give you points for that.
We will give you points.
So, of course it's "USJ Quiz", but...
If you are not good at it, please think of it as "ougi".
USJ Quiz
How about you, Oda?
Well, I've only been to "USJ" once, so...
I'd like to do my best in "ougi" if I can.
She's amazing! She says amazing things!
But you know, I'm waiting for Oda-sensei's "killer word".
Oh, I see.
Yes, I want that.
When I see that, I want to say it out loud.
If you have that, you can get 10 points without any conditions.
But you have the timing, right?
Yes, we do.
It depends on where you use it.
Where do you use it?
It's difficult!
USJ's Catchphrase
I want to deliver ____.
"To enter ____" is...
Here it is!
It's a little difficult.
I want to deliver ____.
"To enter ____" is...
Here it is, Nagasa-kun!
Smile
"To deliver ____" is...
But it's good!
It's a fun catchphrase, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Here it is!
Dream
Oh, I know what it is.
Here it is, Komayashi!
Happiness
I want to write it in four letters.
Kanji
Four letters.
That's what you write in kanji.
Kido Airaku
You want to deliver "kido airaku"?
Why does it say "airaku" over there?
Sekai Honyarara
Sekai Heiwa
"Sekai Heiwa"?
That's a big word.
I'm sure you have that thought, too.
Of course you do.
Kitao Zeki
"Sekaiisan"?
"Sekaiisan" is a different story.
Sekai Saikou
That's right!
I want to deliver "Sekai Saikou"
which is a catchphrase of "usj".
Let's move on to the second question.
When will "usj"
become famous?
usj
What do you call "usj"
as an employee?
What do you call "usj"
as an employee?
Here we go!
Ekistra
It's true that "usj"
is a part of "sekaihan".
But it's a movie.
"Shain"?
I'm sure you have that thought.
"Shain" is correct.
"Shain" gets 5 points.
But it's not a problem.
Partner
It's cool, isn't it?
Partner
Oh, this one!
"Strawberry" "Minus five points"
"Cast" "NG word"
NG word
"Crew" "Correct!"
In the second group, Nelle got the first question right and got 10 points.
In the second group, Yone got the second question right and got 10 points.
In the third group, the popular attraction of USJ, "Terminator 2" in 3D.
Now, translate the famous quote of the movie "Terminator", "I'll be back".
It's easy.
Oh, that's close!
"Abayo"?
That's what Yanagi-san said.
"Abayo" is what Yanagi-san said.
"Adios"?
That's weird.
She said "adios" in Japanese.
She said "adios" in Japanese, so she got 5 points.
"Adios".
Yes, Saito?
"I'll be back" or something like that.
Correct!
That's correct.
What is your experience with Kitty, who can only do it in USJ?
Close your eyes!
Can we make popcorn together?
What is it?
Something you can make popcorn with, right?
You can find it in a game centre, right?
Something you can make popcorn with Kitty-chan.
The other day, I made it with my child.
Ishimori, you get 5 points.
Say something easier!
I can make something with Kitty-chan.
She's pulling you.
This is...
Yes, Harada!
Can we talk?
Correct!
Wow, you can talk with Kitty-chan.
Amazing!
You can't do it with anyone else.
The first question of the final group is...
Shida gets it right and gets 10 points.
Correct!
And the second question is...
The world's largest minion area opened in April of this year.
In that minion area, what can you experience that is the largest in the world?
Wow, this is difficult.
This is a difficult hint.
It's difficult.
For now...
If I were to say it on this show...
It's like when we did the mozzarella cheese game.
It's like that atmosphere.
Here it is!
The largest number of people.
The largest number of people!
Can you experience the largest number of people in the world?
Scary!
You probably can't enter the park.
The king of yellow.
The king of yellow?
Because the minion is yellow?
The king of yellow is the largest in the world!
I don't know.
There may be other places that are very yellow.
As an unusual word...
I eat a banana.
What is that?!
Can you eat the largest banana in the world?!
It has nothing to do with minions!
A huge banana!
Tension!
When you're so excited...
Fever!
When you have a fever...
Like excitement!
Dance?
No!
Throbbing?
No!
Stupid?
Not stupid!
Hachamecha!
Correct!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
You don't know how to give a hint with "hachamecha", do you?
It's amazing, isn't it?
After this, the last appeal match!
Next, the judges will do a reaction test to see if their charm is correctly conveyed!
Here, the judges will evaluate your reaction ability, which is important for recording!
For each image of "usj" shown on the monitor, you will have to react appropriately with all your might!
By the way, this is an all-or-nothing challenge!
Well, here we go!
Ready...
Start!
What is this?
The cute part is amazing!
It's harder than I thought.
Put it down! Put it down!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's amazing!
Everyone is amazing!
What is this?
It's amazing!
It's over!
It was better than I imagined!
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes!
Everyone was doing their best!
It was really good!
It was good, wasn't it?
What surprised me was...
Rika was doing her best, too!
Everyone was doing their best, so...
I was doing like this all the time!
This is a fixed position, isn't it?
I put my hands in a fixed position, but...
What surprised me was Kobayashi!
Kobayashi was amazing!
Kobayashi, you showed your feelings!
That's right. I didn't get any points at all.
Everyone was amazing!
The judges also gave high marks!
The last one is "Free appeal time"!
"Last appeal"!
Who wants to do it?!
I knew it!
Yone-san is amazing!
He's a beautiful teacher!
That's right!
Then, let's have Yone-san do it!
As I said earlier, I live in Osaka, so I can guide you.
Being able to guide you and hiding in Moria's shadows is the most I haven't been to the location.
The most I haven't been there!
I went to Moria Kyoto location for the third time.
I haven't been anywhere! I haven't been there for a long time!
Unexpected information!
I haven't been there for a long time!
Anyway, I'd like you to let me go there when I'm in my hometown.
I see.
Thank you in advance.
I see.
I've only done the location of the sports festival.
That's convenient, isn't it?
But if you say it like that, what will you do?
I won't let you go there!
I won't let you go there for the rest of your life!
This position is also important, isn't it?
The next appeal is Ishimori!
This is Ishimori's last appeal.
Please!
I know more about Universal Studios Japan than the members here.
I haven't been there at all.
But since I went there for the first time, I think I can convey new emotions.
I haven't been to Universal Studios Japan like me in the world.
But I think there are many girls who admire it.
I think I can give new excitement to such girls.
I'll do my best, so please let me go!
Please!
Thank you!
I see.
It's like a commercial audition for USJA.
It's time for the announcement of the USJA location selection.
Then I will announce it.
First person.
Keyakizaka 46.
Chidamanaka.
Chidamanaka!
To tell you the truth, he gets a lot of points.
The quiz is big.
I will announce it now.
The second one is...
Yuka Sugai!
Yuka Sugai has always been appealing about being the only J.I.
She is also in the second place of points ranking.
She is in the first place of points ranking without any complaints.
The third one is...
Oda Nana!
Oda Nana is in the first place of points ranking!
She didn't lose any points and made the quiz more exciting.
She has changed her posture and is in the first place of points ranking.
She is big!
The fourth one is...
I will announce the last one.
Nijika Ishimori!
Nijika Ishimori is in the second place of points ranking!
The final one is Minori.
Nijika Ishimori is in the last place of points ranking!
We have decided to select these six members.
However...
We have selected too many members today.
Let's select one more member.
The last one was a fierce battle.
The last one is...
Keyakizaka46!
Keyakizaka46 is in the last place of points ranking!
Kobayashi Yui!
Kobayashi Yui! Kobayashi Yui is in the last place of points ranking!
Kobayashi Yui's answer was full of resentment.
However, thanks to her good reaction and her performance, she is in the first place of points ranking!
Another member of the special cast is Kobayashi Yui!
Thank you!
How do you feel now?
I'm very happy.
I also thought it was a place I couldn't go, so I'm really looking forward to it.
Yes, let's enjoy it!
Moria...
Moria, how do you feel?
Please don't ask me anymore. I'll cry.
Moria... Moria...
After this, they finally landed in USA!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors of this program.
Next week, the members of the special cast and the host will finally land in the USA!
They will show their best expressions ever!