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Pagooon! It's started again this week!
Can you draw Keyaki-chan?
Hello, I'm Shigeru Suwari and...
I'm Shido.
Good evening, everyone!
And they are...
Keyaki-chan!
One, two...
Let me announce today's project.
Today's project is...
Honyarara wa chomechome shichaunde!
This time, the members will show...
their unique habits and particularities...
that others don't understand.
First of all, this is what Sasaki-kumi wants to chomechome.
The volume of the TV makes you want to make it even.
I don't know at all.
What does this mean?
I started adjusting my volume, and when I noticed it, it was even all the time.
Why is it odd?
It's kind of gross, isn't it?
When I changed it, I changed one and it became 28, and I thought, "Oh, I was looking at it even now," and I was like, "Ah," at that moment.
What is that feeling?
I don't know, but that's what it is.
Well, it depends on the person.
And it depends on the manufacturer.
The volume may be the same number, but the size may be different.
But if it's even, anything is fine.
Even if it's even, anything is fine?
Yes.
But the manufacturer made it possible to adjust the sound in such detail.
If possible, I want you to use the number.
I don't know.
It's hard to convince me of this.
By the way, there is another member like this.
This is Lisa.
Yes.
Lisa is...
It's a little different, but here it is.
You want to double the volume of the TV.
What? 5, 10, 15, 20, 25?
Basically, when I'm watching it, it's 10.
When I'm sleeping, it's 5.
When I'm small, it's 20.
I really don't like 17.
What?
What is it? What is it?
Because you're a director.
The number below that...
If you have time, you can subtract it.
Then it doesn't matter, does it?
For example, "I'm listening in 5," or "It's 10."
You don't concentrate on TV at all.
Oh, it's 5 now. It's comfortable.
It's 5 now.
Is there anything else?
You know how convenience stores are lined up like this?
If someone takes one of them,
I don't want to put it in front of me.
I know.
There's a sofa in the back.
I'm sure you can't see it.
I'm worried about it.
I wish I had a part-time job.
I'll do it.
I'll put it in front of me.
Can you sympathize with me now?
Oh, Yone-san.
Sometimes I want to wash while warming up, like in winter when it's cold.
I put it in a place where it's easy to use.
It fits in.
You put it in and it fits in.
I put my head in the bath.
You put it out of the bath and wash it.
I hate it.
When shampoo and conditioner are annoying, do you mix them from the beginning?
Does it have any effect?
No, it doesn't.
It's foamy.
I did it when I was little.
When I'm really tired and can't take a bath, I do it like this.
It doesn't get dirty and doesn't give moisture.
Shampoo and conditioner are annoying.
What is it now?
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Next, you want to have a round pool.
When I see rust, I want to bite it.
What's this?
It's like an old statue or a sword.
Rust?
That rust!
I know it's dirty, but when I see it, I want to bite it.
What?
This is a special one.
What's that? Even now?
Even now.
Do you feel bad?
You dropped it on the cord.
Even when I watch it on TV, I want to bite it.
Does it taste good?
It has a unique taste.
You should fix it.
From Yone-san's point of view...
It's impossible.
You can't change your mind, can you?
Before it rusts, it's dirty...
It's really dirty, isn't it?
It's really dirty.
It's the legs of the sable.
If it's like that, it's like a poop.
A rusty bicycle is like a poop.
From Yone-san's point of view...
From Yone-san's point of view, a rusty bicycle...
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Yes.
It's irresistible.
Wow!
This is...
Tokushima...
There's nothing we can do about it.
I don't know about it.
I see.
Next...
What does Sato want to do?
I want to collect my muscles.
Come on!
You're a bad queen, aren't you?
You've already cut your arms and put them in your room.
I like arms.
It's an arm fetish.
It's a moderate thickness.
There's a little tendon here.
I can see a little blood vessel.
How is it?
It's a little darker.
It's better if it's a little darker!
Wow!
Isn't there anyone among the staff?
Then, let's go to the camera.
It's dark.
Let's go and see.
Now, let's check if any of the shooting staff has an ideal arm.
First of all...
What is this show?
It's a show where you take a technician's arm.
Wow!
Camera's arm!
Can you squeeze it?
Wow! It's good!
The color is good!
I've never seen Sato so lively like this.
It's true.
What's wrong?
She said it.
It's Onsen's...
Aha! Aha!
It's too much here.
It's too much!
Did you expect too much?
Isn't this a good color? How is it?
Ah, a little more...
Wow!
You have to see it all.
What? Did she really look for a boyfriend?
Wow!
I like this person!
Even though she tried various things, she couldn't find an ideal arm.
Do you have an ideal arm with a famous person?
I like Mr. Children.
Mr. Children?
Yes.
I love him with all of my heart.
Mr. Children?
He's so important...
He's Mr. Children!
He's not Mr. Children!
I'm sorry.
Next, what does Uemura want to do most?
When you look at the members, you want to take a picture.
Uemura, you're going to take it.
I'm basically mature.
You're basically mature.
Do you have a picture?
This is...
Suzumoto?
Suzumoto and...
I don't want to say this, but being mature is ugly.
When I was taking selfies, I opened my legs a lot and took selfies, so it became interesting.
It's amazing that you can take it at that decisive moment.
Don't miss it.
Do you still have it?
One more.
It's a banana.
What is it?
I put all the bananas in it while Oda wasn't in the dressing room.
You're talking like a pinball player.
I put it in and took a picture of my reaction.
But what's amazing is that there's no picture of your reaction.
It's a picture of you putting bananas in it.
That's what it's supposed to be, isn't it?
That's right.
She did it for Oda's reaction.
Do you do anything else?
What kind of pranks do you do?
I often put stickers on my back without knowing it.
It's classic.
It's classic, isn't it?
I put stickers on my back without knowing it.
It's classic, isn't it?
Nagasawa-kun tore up the sticker and put it on Oda- san's back like a fortune-teller.
Nagasawa-kun, why did you do that?
I wanted you to care about me.
You were lonely, weren't you?
You were a coward girl.
You wanted me to care about you.
Let's move on.
Here is what you want to care about Oda-san.
When you see beautiful hair, you want to smell it.
Is it so?
Yes, it is.
I don't know why I want to smell it.
I think it's instinctive.
When you notice it, you want it.
That's what you want, isn't it, Kobayashi-san?
Yes, it is.
Also, you have beautiful hair.
I like it very much.
I don't think I've ever smelled it.
You haven't smelled it, have you?
Surprisingly, I smell it like this.
You do it like you don't get caught.
I smell it in the elevator.
You smell it, don't you?
You smell it in the elevator.
I've smelled it once.
Yone-san, do you smell it?
I felt uncomfortable and said "what?"
"Don't smell it," I said seriously.
"Don't smell it," she said.
I think I smell it a lot.
Yone-san, next time you buy concert goods,
don't say "don't smell it."
Don't say "don't smell it" T-shirt.
By the way, there is another similar person.
It's Takamoto.
Takamoto is here.
You want to follow someone you like.
What kind of smell do you like?
I like the smell of softener very much.
Softener and that person's smell mix together.
I like the smell of Moria.
Moria is number one.
Moria smells good.
It smells good.
Moria, I like you.
Takamoto, do you have any other members you don't like?
I don't like it.
I mentioned it before,
but when I was in a lesson,
Toshi-chan's perfume...
Kato-shi's perfume room...
was very intense.
Was Toshi-chan intense?
Even if it was only 5 meters away,
I could tell when I entered the room.
Kato-shi is coming!
I was in the same hotel before.
I woke up in the morning and...
"shh," I said.
First of all?
I didn't do anything.
I just woke up, took my perfume...
"shh," I said.
But I changed it recently.
You changed it recently.
Today, I was silent.
You're silent now.
Are you a member of FABRIS now?
I'm not a member of FABRIS.
FABRIS?
That's a unique name.
Mr. Yoshida, I have a phone call with Ms. Amo.
It's already late.
I forgot.
Ms. Amo!
Yes?
It's been a while.
Hello.
By the way, Ms. Amo, where are you now?
I'm at a rental shop in Ikebukuro to borrow some DVDs.
Have you already borrowed them?
Yes, I have. I'm borrowing "species" that female aliens are attacking and invading the earth.
Oh, you're watching "species", Ms. Amo.
I see.
Don't tell lies!
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes?
There are many girls who can't stand smells.
When girls become sensitive to smells, it means that they have confidence in their sexiness.
They think their friends' smells are good, but they think they're winning in their inner sexiness.
But it's true that girls with those symptoms are the sexiest girls in this group.
It's true.
I think you're right.
I did it this week, too!
No, you didn't.
How about you, Oda?
I feel like I'm becoming more feminine these days.
I bought two perfumes, too.
Really?
You're right about that.
What about you, Takamo?
I don't use perfume myself.
But you're showing your sexiness now.
I don't use it, but I'm showing it.
You're showing it.
I'm showing it.
Yes, you're showing it.
Ms. Amo, you've never taken it off, have you?
Right, Ms. Amo? Yes.
Yes.
If you had one, you should have taken it off.
Ms. Amo, and over there as well, you know...
Yes, I have rusty...
Yes, there's a boy named Koike...
Yes, yes, yes.
When he sees rusty bicycles or rusty iron, he wants to bite it.
There are people who fear death more than anyone else.
Apparently, Mr. Koike is that kind of person.
Yes.
In the first place, rusty is rotten metal.
Yes.
By biting it and tasting the rust, I can finally be sure that I'm alive.
Yes.
By lightly tasting the rust...
"Lightly tasting the rust"...
Am I okay?
"Lightly tasting the rust"...
Did you get rusty?
You can't be sure you're okay?
Yes.
You can't be sure you're alive.
That's what she says.
But really, I'm always afraid of death.
I often tell my mom, "I'm going to die someday," you know.
That's scary.
So I think that's right, but...
I don't think I'm living by biting it.
Truthfulness...
I don't think I am, but deep down in my heart, I am.
I see.
It seems like you're right, Mr. Koike.
Yes.
You're in good shape today.
I wasn't in good shape last time.
OK, come on, touch time!
He's excited about the touch time!
Next up is Sasaki Mirei!
Looking at your butt makes you want to hit it.
Yes.
It makes you want to hit it.
Yes, I want to hit it with a pen.
What?
If you had your own type of butt?
No, normally...
Any of them?
If you had your own type of butt in front of you...
It makes you want to hit it.
Isn't that pretty bad?
By the way, do you have any butts you want to hit in front of you?
Saito Kyoko's butt is really soft.
When do you ever touch it?!
Touching butts in front of you?!
There's a certain timing in front of you...
Touching butts in front of you?!
That's a crazy idea!
Because you had a butt in front of you...
By the way, there's another one.
There's a similar type of person.
It's Kato.
But Kato's butt is...
It makes you want to touch it when you see it.
I see. It makes you want to hit it.
It makes you want to touch it.
It's a different type of butt.
A butt you like.
But if it's in front of me...
It's the same when you see it!
If it's in front of you, you can't touch it.
You can't hit it.
You're saying it like you're hiking.
Kato, do you have a favorite butt of any of you?
Sasaki Kumi's butt.
I like that part.
I touch it a lot.
If it's Sasaki's butt, you can tell, right?
I can tell.
You can tell?
I can tell.
I see.
Mirei, you can tell if it's Kyoko's butt, right?
Yes.
I see. Then, shall we try it?
Shall we?
Let's try it.
Just by touching it...
Can you tell?
With your eyes closed...
With that said...
The two of them will cover their eyes...
And each of them will choose their favorite...
Kyoko Saito and Sasaki Kumi's butts...
And we'll have them guess.
Then, first of all...
You three can decide the order...
Shall we start with the first one?
The first one.
Let's go.
Before Mirei...
Please set up your butts.
Yes, I'm setting up.
Yes.
It's hip-setting time now.
Hip-setting time.
Yes, it's hip-setting.
Mirei, put your hands forward.
Are you ready?
Mirei, are you ready?
OK, come on, touch time!
It's good.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop, Yves!
Touch...
Stop, Yves! Touch time!
Don't touch it anymore!
Please put it down already.
Next time...
Put it in front of the corner.
Yes, in front of the corner.
Let's go.
Yet...
I'm hip-setting.
Hip-setting time.
It's hip-setting.
Put your hands forward.
Let's go!
Go! Yves, touch time!
Go!
Go, Yves!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop time!
Don't take off your skirt!
You don't have to answer who that was, but how did you feel about your butt?
Yes, as a butt sommelier.
It's a little different.
A little different?
It's squinting.
Oh, I see.
It's squinting.
How about your skirt?
I think I know who's butt it is.
Oh, well, don't say it.
Don't say it, okay?
Okay, let's move on to the second one.
Yves, setting time!
Setting time!
Yves, touch time!
Stop time!
Stop! Go!
Okay, setting time.
Okay!
Hands up!
Yves, touch time! Come on!
Stop time!
Oh!
Gently, lightly!
High stop! Stop! Stop up!
How did you feel about your butt just now?
I like it.
I like it, too.
It's like a perfect butt.
Oh, a perfect butt.
Perfect.
Okay, last one. The third one, please.
Yves, setting!
Ready?
Ready!
Go!
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, Yves!
I'm...
Stop!
Yves, touch time!
Stop!
Oh, no.
It'll affect tomorrow's work.
Next!
Ready?
Go!
Yves, touch time!
Stop!
Touch!
Hey, touch!
Touch!
Stop!
Oh!
The shape of the butt was the most beautiful.
Oh, I see.
Maybe it's because of your hips?
Yes.
How about the cut?
I thought it was similar to the second one.
Oh, I see!
By the way, do you know who the other one is?
This is a member of Hiragana.
It would be amazing if you guessed it right.
Who is it?
Iguchi Mao.
Oh, me, too!
Oh, Iguchi Mao.
Me, too!
But, I wonder...
Why did you think it was Iguchi?
The shape of the butt was beautiful.
Oh!
And the way you used your muscles was beautiful, too.
Oh, really?
She praised you and you're smiling now.
Mirei is Kyoko Saito.
Kato is Kumi Sasaki.
Which one was Kumi's butt?
Have you decided?
Yes.
So, Sasaki, Mirei and Kyoko Saito...
Which one was it?
The second one.
Oh!
The second one!
Yes.
The first one is Kumi's and the second one is Kyoko's.
Kumi's?
Yes, Kumi's.
I thought the first one was Kyoko Saito and the third one was Kumi Sasaki.
I see.
Oh!
The time is up.
Both of you are wrong!
It's dazzling.
Oh! It's different!
So, both of you are wrong!
It's totally different!
No way!
The first one is...
The first one is Kyoko.
And the second one is...
Kumi.
And...
The third one is Takamoto, right?
Takamoto was praised a lot!
He was praised a lot!
He had a beautiful smile!
He has a beautiful butt!
The next one is...
The first one is...
When you see something you've never eaten before, you want to eat it, don't you?
I want to taste something I've never eaten before, and I don't buy the same thing twice.
Is there anything you've eaten recently for the first time?
Recently, it's been there for a long time, but I didn't know it existed for a long time.
I found out about it recently and it was very delicious, so I looked it up.
I ate a sweet potato flavor, but there was also a matcha version, and I looked it up, and I'm sorry.
Iguchi, you don't have to eat it.
It's been a while since I ate it, so it's weird.
The way you talk is like Hifumi Kato.
That being said, let's see what Iguchi has probably never eaten before!
What Iguchi has probably never eaten before is...
This one!
Huh? Iguchi hasn't eaten it at all.
Have you ever eaten it?
I have!
See you next week!
Wait! Why? Where?
By the way, this is often...
Bamboo shoots, right?
Bamboo shoots.
Curry rice is the most popular.
This is a cicada.
Yes, that's a cicada.
Cicada! Cicada!
And this is...
Koran!
I absolutely hate it!
Can you eat it?
What is this?
Iguchi has always said in a low voice, "I can eat it. I can eat it."
Can you eat it?
Cicada meat!
Is it good?
No, it's not good.
No!
This guy is amazing!
By the way, is there a difference in taste?
It's slightly different.
But it's a taste I've eaten before.
It's not my first taste.
It's similar to what?
It's similar to snacks and side dishes.
But it's a taste I've eaten somewhere before.
I saw something like this on "Crazy Johnny" a while ago.
After this, the studio was in a mess.
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"USC" location has been decided!
Next week, the long-awaited "USC" location audition will be held!
Please!
Who will be able to participate in the location?