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Bang! Another week has started! Keyaki can't write!
Hello, I'm Saburo Shikeno. Nice to meet you.
So, this is Keyaki-chan!
One, two... "hi".
Ah... "hi". "hi".
In kanji?
No, in hiragana.
In kanji?
T.i.m. comes out right away.
Why do you look like Matsumoto Gongo?
You don't do that, do you?
No matter how you think about it, it's a hiragana day.
Everyone's tour is over, right?
That's right.
Right?
It was good that it ended safely.
At the end, we also went to McHarry.
Thank you for coming.
No, no, it was really amazing.
We were really happy to see everyone's wonderful performance.
We have a claim against the stars, don't we?
Even though you're saying it in private, it looks like you're turning the camera around like that.
No matter how you think about it...
It was a holiday, wasn't it, Tsuchida-san?
It was a holiday!
With a whole day off...
Your hair was just plain...
Just like you're at home...
How was it, everyone?
How about you, Arada?
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Shou, don't hide it!
Don't comment!
It was fun, wasn't it?
How about you, Rika?
Rika, how was it?
It was fun.
I see.
I understand now...
The circumstances...
I heard it from the staff...
Only Rika has a pin microphone.
Everyone's picking up everyone's voices with this microphone.
And, starting today...
You don't know, everyone?
When we were doing the on-air...
When we were trying to put Rika's comment...
When we were trying to match it with our voice...
The ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sound came out.
It was a complete mess.
Her voice was too small.
We had to raise the level.
And then...
Rika got a pin microphone.
Starting today, right?
Starting today.
She's the only one with it in here.
That's right.
Shut up.
When I put on the pin mic, it started making noise.
Let's announce today's project.
Today's project is...
K-Road Day Special Project...
My Favorite Grandpa and Grandma Announcement Party!
The members all love grandpa and grandma.
That's right, there's an episode like that.
That's right.
I'd like to hear what kind of people the members of grandpa and grandma are.
Let's get started.
The first theme is...
My grandpa and grandma are amazing!
There's a reason for all of this.
There's a reason, right?
Let's get started.
First up is Ushio.
My grandpa and grandma's garden is amazing!
Garden?
Garden is amazing?
Does that mean you're rich?
I took a picture of it and it was sent to me.
She's wearing a mask!
She's not a married woman!
There's a pond in the garden!
A koi swam in it.
A koi swam in it?
Isn't it a place for dating?
What is it? A hotel?
It's a normal house.
It's not a normal house!
My father-in-law's hobby is gardening.
In the garden, he grows trees, moss, and grass.
He grows plants and grass.
It's not a hobby of gardening!
It's a different angle!
It's white!
It's amazing!
Isn't it just a residential area?
That's right!
This land is amazing!
What did you do for a living?
I didn't do anything!
You didn't do anything, but you're in such a good condition!
Boss?
In those days...
I guess I sold medicine at home.
No!
She's not a boss!
She's a second-generation lady!
Ms. Sugai's position is...
Please sit down.
Please sit down!
What's going on with you girls?
Next...
What's amazing about Mr. Sugai?
He's healthy even though he's over 80 years old!
What?
Is it an erotic story?
No!
He's over 80 years old!
Would you say that?
What do you mean by "healthy"?
I've been playing tennis for about 60 years.
I'm still over 80 years old.
Wait a minute!
You're playing tennis when you're over 80 years old?
That's right! I'm healthy!
It's amazing that you're playing tennis in that generation!
My dad is 75 years old.
But in my dad's generation...
There's only snowboard and baseball!
In Japan in the past!
That's right!
There are only those two sports!
That's right!
Men usually play those two sports!
My dad said there was no soccer!
Do you have tennis?
I've been taught since I was little!
What?
You don't have a tennis court, do you?
It's not like that!
It seems like you're playing in a match or something!
But where do you practice or your grandpa teaches you?
Is it like a tennis school?
He teaches me at a curry restaurant!
But I don't have a court or anything like that!
You have a picture of it, don't you?
Do you have it?
It's cute!
When I saw this picture, I thought you'd say it's cute!
That's rude!
It's cool!
Is he going to serve from above?
Yeah, I think he's going to serve from above.
But this is recent, right?
That's right, it's been 10 years.
He's in good health!
This is amazing!
Is there a member who played grandpa's tennis?
There is?
There is!
You too?!
What, did grandpa play?
He did, even though he's over 80 years old.
So this is a tennis match between Sugai and Sasaki's grandpa.
And the winner will play against Moriya.
I want to see it!
Can you play against grandpa?
I don't want to lose!
Let him win against grandpa!
Next, what is the amazing thing about grandma Kakizaki Memi?
She's Ikebana's great teacher.
Is grandpa a grandma?
He's a grandma.
A grandma!
That sounds amazing!
It does!
How great of a teacher is he?
I know how he judges competitions and such.
So he's not the one who shows competitions and wins an award.
He's the one who evaluates them?
He's that side of him.
That side of him!
So he's like a "monkasei" or something like that, right?
Kakizaki style?
I don't know much about it, but I do it.
Wait a minute...
Isn't there too much money involved?
I'm getting nervous.
My grandma called herself "me."
She's cool, right?
She's a wild grandma, but she's cool.
I was wondering if she was a grandma or grandpa.
Did you learn how to do it yourself, Kakizaki?
I've never done it before.
Do you know how to do "shin" or "uke"?
Not at all.
I did kado when I was in high school.
For school classes.
I did kado classes.
High school was a bad time, wasn't it?
I'm sorry, but it was a school only old people could go to.
Only upper-class people could go to school.
There were kado and sado classes.
There were also shodos.
But you don't have windows, do you?
What are you talking about?
But it was a Buddhist school, so there were shodos and classes.
The girls with perms were like, "Should we do this?"
Everyone was like, "It's too much work," but they were like, "Let's just do it."
I did "shin" and "uke" randomly.
I did kado for about ten percent of "shin" length.
But if I did it randomly, people would choose me.
I was always in a locker and displayed behind me.
I was like, "Tsuchi, you're doing kado classes properly, aren't you?"
No one would evaluate you.
I was stopped.
That's why I remember it so well.
But you don't do kado, do you?
No, I don't.
Kakizaki, are you supporting me in my idol activities?
Yes, I'm supporting you.
This old woman is a father-type old woman.
When her mother-type old woman came to play in Nagano,
there was a panel in Tower Records in Keyakizaka.
She took a picture with me.
She took a picture of you?
This is a grandmother and a grandchild.
Is there a difference in people depending on the tempo?
Yes, that's right.
Are you supporting Ueda?
There is such a thing in each house.
Who is this?
Grandfather?
Grandfather is also happy.
This is happy.
The grandchild is a panel.
Grandfather is amazing.
What is amazing?
Grandfather.
Grandfather is amazing.
Grandfather is cute.
I don't know what you mean.
My grandpa and grandma are crazy healthy.
I've been waiting for it.
You've been waiting for it.
The first one is...
Koigen!
My grandpa is a staker.
You don't say that on TV.
I know.
It's a warning.
He seems to like me a lot.
When I went to a zoo in kindergarten,
It's like a performance.
My teacher told me not to follow my family.
I wore sunglasses and a big camera and followed them from behind.
My grandpa was very famous in my kindergarten.
Everyone noticed me.
You're disqualified as a staker.
You're not good at staking.
There's a picture of him.
Grandpa.
He seems to have imported strange things from abroad.
He's not human.
He's not human, is he?
There's a strange white powder in his back.
It's not there.
These sunglasses are for snipers, aren't they?
You're still young, aren't you?
Yes, I'm still young.
You're still young.
Did you go to other events?
I went to sports festivals and entrance ceremonies.
All of them?
Yes.
You wore them all?
Yes.
I usually take a picture when I'm in a certain place.
You're only allowed to take a picture here.
I usually take a picture next to my teacher.
I'm sorry, but you can't take a picture next to your teacher with a microphone, can you?
No, I can't.
I cut my hair and take a picture again even though my teacher is angry with me.
She's mentally strong.
"Mentally strong" is the best compliment.
To put it in a bad way...
I know this one!
What? That one?
It's on top of the ceiling!
Wow!
What?
Wow!
It's so loud, I think it's official.
It's like a local cable car is coming.
It would be scary if a grandma was holding a cable in the back.
Grandma, please handle it.
Give me the tape.
White, white.
It's a grandma.
Next is Nagasawa-kun's grandma!
I'm the strongest grandma.
The strongest grandma!
The strongest grandma.
What do you mean?
I often go to my grandma's house in the countryside in the summer vacation and play games with my cousin.
I always play Bomberman.
You play Bomberman, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I go to my grandma's house every time.
When it's time, my grandma deliberately turns off the outlet.
Does she unplug it?
Yes, she does.
And she hides the game.
And it doesn't come out every year.
You're the strongest!
Is that all?
There's one more.
There are a lot of snakes in my grandma's house in the mountains.
About 50cm or 60cm.
And there are a lot of snakes in the kitchen.
Snakes come in from the house?
They come in from the entrance.
But it happens every year.
I'm good at chasing them away with a broom or a small stick.
Snakes?
You're the strongest!
You chase away snakes as if it's normal.
Yes.
Amazing!
You're the strongest, aren't you?
What?
You're the strongest, aren't you?
I'm the strongest.
Maybe I'm a thin and long snake.
But you're a snake!
You're a snake!
You're thin and long!
You're a snake!
If you're short and short, you're not a snake!
How do you play a snake?
Can you play a snake?
Can you play a mature snake?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mature snake! Mature snake!
Mature snake!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I also came up with it, so I played it.
I actually didn't watch it.
I don't know how to play it.
If you say such a mature snake, I won't be able to say anything.
Next is the grandpa in Higashimura.
Please.
I ride a pink bicycle.
Do you need a pin microphone there, too?
Was your voice that small?
What do you mean?
My grandpa doesn't use mine anymore.
(laughs)
What's wrong?
You don't use it anymore?
Yeah.
What's this?
It looks like Daruma-san fell down.
You're getting closer!
Higashimura, you have to speak up!
You have to say the episode before I finish talking!
You're crying in the episode!
Why are you crying?
Why are you getting closer and crying?
Where have you cried before?!
What?!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
I'm fine.
You're fine, right?
What about Higashimura?
I'm riding my bicycle that I don't use anymore.
The one you rode when you were little?
I bought a new bicycle.
The one I don't use anymore.
The old one?
That's right.
The pink and cute one?
No, it's just a normal pink bicycle.
The pink and cute one?
The one you rode?
That's what I'm talking about.
(laughs)
Let's end it over there!
(laughs)
I don't want to get involved with you anymore!
It's cute, isn't it?
Do you have a picture of it?
No, it's just a normal bicycle.
It's cute!
(laughs)
Oh, you rode it!
You rode it!
But you look fashionable when you ride it.
Oh, you're right!
What do you think of it, grandpa?
When I was in school, my grandpa was there and I was riding my own bicycle.
I was surprised.
Your grandpa was there when you were in school.
I was riding my own bicycle and I was talking while looking up with a flip.
(laughs)
My body is getting hot now.
(laughs)
Looking up with a flip...
You're like a veteran.
(laughs)
I see.
It must have been embarrassing when your friends saw you like that.
No one was there.
No one was there?!
You were just looking up with a flip?!
Then it's not that embarrassing!
(laughs)
Also, Mei-chan...
Why did you cry? Tell me about it!
(laughs)
It's a story that can't be helped even before it starts, but I was worried about it and almost cried.
The pink bicycle?
Yes.
Weren't you confident about this episode?
(laughs)
Were you worried about it?
Don't worry about it!
Who do you think is MCing?
(laughs)
Next up is Iguchi Mao's grandma!
My grandma is like a crema.
Oh!
Like a crema!
Yes.
What do you mean?
Well...
I went to eat with my family and when I ate a hamburger, my grandma's tooth fell out and...
(laughs)
No way!
So I called the staff and said, "This hamburger is hard and my important tooth fell out," and I made a complaint.
We were embarrassed and said, "Excuse me," and went home, but a few weeks later, in front of the store...
When I passed in front of the store, the store collapsed.
Because of my grandmother, the family restaurant collapsed and became famous.
Why is that story spreading?
It was famous among us.
Is it famous in your neighborhood?
It's famous among us.
In your family?
Yes.
But that's pretty...
As expected, it's a hamburger.
That's honestly a cremer.
It's like a cremer.
If you eat a hamburger and break your teeth, you won't have enough calcium.
That's right.
You can't eat such a soft thing and break your teeth.
If it's steak, she'll give you 100 pieces.
That's right.
Does your grandmother tend to make a lot of claims?
The other day, when the four of us went out to eat, two menus...
Usually, two menus come, right?
Two menus came, but four menus...
Four menus are needed because there are four of us.
If there aren't four menus, what's going on?
I got angry with the store clerk.
That's pretty...
My little brother is pretty strong, so I shouldn't say that.
That's the worst thing for a person.
Your little brother isn't strong.
His little brother is his little brother.
That's a little weird.
His little brother's way of saying that to his grandmother is harsh.
Is your grandmother the worst person?
Grandmother, these menus...
You can say, "Don't look next to me."
Is your grandmother the worst person?
This is...
Your grandmother's life damage is...
Your grandmother is a loser and a lucky singer, right?
It's different at home.
What is your grandmother like at home?
My grandmother loves herself.
At home, my grandmother is probably a loser, too.
We are a family that loves karaoke.
I go to karaoke and record my own voice.
I buy a recorder and listen to it...
I don't listen to a singer's song, but I sleep listening to my own song.
That's crazy.
What do you mean?
I go to my own karaoke...
I know that.
You record the song you sang at karaoke and listen to it, right?
You're doing weird things.
What are you doing?
I know that.
The phone is connected.
After this, the lucky old man appears in the studio!
Next is the unhealthy episode of the lucky old man!
My old man is not healthy.
What do you mean?
He works in the field on the mountain above his house.
He always climbs the mountain with a machine made of concrete.
The machine fell from the top of the mountain.
How high is it?
About seven meters.
Is he injured?
No, he is not injured.
Is he injured?
Is he strong?
I think he lives in nature.
He is 90 years old this year.
Is that so?
He is healthy.
He was in his 80s six or seven years ago.
He is not injured at all.
He is very healthy.
His head was bleeding a little.
That's important!
Don't say it until the end!
After this, the phone is connected with the lucky old man!
Old man!
Yes?
Nice to meet you!
Hello, my name is WATANABE.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for calling me.
You're welcome.
Thank you for calling me.
Old man!
Was it really seven meters high?
What?
Was it really seven meters high?
Yes!
Seven meters!
It's about six to seven meters high.
Old man!
Do you support your grandchildren's activities?
Do you watch them?
Yes!
It's hard to get into this channel, but on the channel that comes out, she is the oldest of her grandchildren, so she has been coming back to Aoita for the New Year until almost the end of junior high school, so she is the cutest and I am doing my best thanks to everyone, so I think I will continue to support her even more.
I want you to be careful of your health and do your best, but you are also careful of your health and you are the youngest of your grandchildren, so you are cute, but you said before that you are going to Kyushu to get money.
That's not the case.
Why do you say that?
That's not the case, is it?
That's not the case.
He is such a cute grandpa.
Let's start with Ozeki.
Please live a lot more.
Thank you.
Grandpa, I will do my best to support you.
I can't get enough of this.
Thank you, grandpa.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
That's wonderful.
That's amazing.
The staff of this program often call Ozeki's relatives.
That's right.
This program happens.
It happens.
Grandma!
Next time, grandma will appear again!
Grandma!
I'm sorry!
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