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Kiyaki is not written!
Hello, I'm Shigeto and I'm Fuda.
Nice to meet you.
They are Kiyaki-chan!
What is this?
A drone.
A drone?
Okay, I'll show you later.
It seems like Tsuchida-san didn't like it.
Okay, let's get started.
Captain Sugai will announce today's project.
Please!
Birthday special project.
Let's celebrate Tsuchida-san's birthday!
Yay!
So, Tsuchida-san's birthday is on September 1st.
Tsuchida-san will celebrate Tsuchida-san's 45th birthday in various ways.
First of all, Tsuchida-san will celebrate Tsuchida- san's 45th birthday in various ways.
Wow, this is amazing.
Did you make something?
What is it?
There is a plate. I don't want to see a plate.
What did you make?
I made a smoothie bombon.
Smoothie bombon!
I've never heard of it.
I can't even picture what it looks like in my head.
Smoothie bombon.
Okay, please.
Okay, I'll open it.
It's different from what I expected.
It's different from what I expected, too.
This is the smoothie bombon.
On top of the smoothie, there is fresh cream and muscat.
That's right.
It looks very delicious.
It looks delicious.
It doesn't end with "it looks delicious".
Tsuchida-san!
Please close the lid.
Tsuchida-san!
The straw is stuck in it.
It's amazing.
It's just delicious.
Please make something bad.
Next, Arada will announce what he made.
When I was young, I used to eat cakes that Brazilians love.
They are sweet.
Sweet cakes.
They kill you in your head.
What is it?
Can I say it now?
Is it your birthday?
Do you want to celebrate it?
I think it's a break-out today.
That's not it.
Arada, please announce it.
Wow!
What does it mean?
Wow!
It's Zaru-soba.
Zaru-soba cake!
Why is it like this?
Tsuchida-san said before that if it's a cake, it should be Zaru-soba.
So we made Zaru-soba.
So you said you like Zaru-soba if you eat a cake?
That's why we made Zaru-soba.
So you combined both of them?
Wow!
So Tsuchida's dream came true today!
Wow!
Please eat it, Tsuchida-san!
The quality is different from Iguchi's.
Arada's Zaru-soba is different.
What flavor is it?
There are pancakes and fresh cream.
Thank you for it.
This is OISHII MONBRAN.
This is MONBRAN.
I'm sorry for SUZUMOTO, but this is OISHII MONBRAN.
There is also chicken in it.
This is delicious.
This is very well done.
IGUCHI, this is very well done.
I'm sorry.
You can eat this.
You are kind.
This is a smoothie bomb.
This is delicious.
They enjoyed OISHII MONBRAN.
Next, these four people will give presents to their fathers.
I'll give you a present first.
I was thinking about what to give you.
I will give a present to RIKA TSUCHIWARA.
She is a foreign celebrity called SPIRULINA.
She is very popular.
She is anti-aging and dieting.
She is also fattening.
What else do you want me to give you?
I will give you a present to RIKA TSUCHIWARA.
I don't want you to give me anything.
I will give you a present to RIKA TSUCHIWARA.
You are amazing.
I've been eating this since I was in elementary school.
You are rich.
I don't catch a cold and I'm healthy.
Wait a minute.
You should eat 30 pieces of this every day.
Is that so much?
30 pieces of this is a lot of food.
That's a lot of food.
They ate SPIRULINA.
They drank it.
Oh, I have to do this every day.
But it's good for you, right?
Yes, it's good for me.
SPIRULINA has increased a little.
It's rapid.
Suddenly.
It's so rapid.
Suddenly.
Let's move on.
Next, Shida.
Yes.
I also drank CHICHIWARA.
Hair-type.
Hair-type?
This is thin.
You don't look like you're going to use it, Shida.
What is it?
I also use this shampoo.
Shampoo?
Actually, it's better to use it with conditioner and conditioner.
Wait a minute.
Do you have to buy your own conditioner for shampoo only?
Why?
If you have it on your hair, please buy it yourself.
Is this what you usually use?
Yes, it's organic.
Organic.
It looks good.
It's good.
You can buy it in various places.
You can also buy it at Shibuya.
You can also buy it at a make-up store.
I'm embarrassed to go into a make-up store.
I've never been in a make-up store in my life.
Do you have this condition?
There is a male corner, so it's okay.
Is it okay because there is a male corner?
Tsuchida went back to the make-up store.
You care about it.
Next is Moria.
I'm also from Tsuchiwara.
This is for bathing.
This is from New York.
Do you know this?
Do you use it?
My wife also uses it.
If you bring it like this, it will be used by your wife.
There are three types of it.
This is hard.
This is what people in the right line say.
Suddenly it became like MX TV.
This is good for swelling and swelling.
Sweating a lot and refreshing.
I see.
It's good for shortness of breath and...
Besides this,
Moria also gives two recommended beauty goods that he usually uses.
Tsuchiwara Norika is very particular about beauty.
It's amazing.
I use a normal soap media and a nylon towel.
It's like a father of Showa.
After that, I use salt.
My skin is smooth.
I don't want my skin to be smooth.
However, the member of the contract maker wants Tsuchiwara to be smooth.
I want my skin to be smooth.
It's also good for Katakana contracts.
That's right.
At last, Kageyama.
Kageyama is...
I use Tsuchiwara Norika.
You don't use Tsuchiwara Norika, do you?
No.
Thank you very much.
This is a waist wrap for back pain.
Kageyama, why do you have this?
I'm tall and my head is big, so it comes to my waist.
I have the same design as Sky Tree.
And I think my waist hurts.
That's right, your waist hurts.
It fits perfectly.
I'm glad you like it.
I use all of it.
This is good for beauty.
Thank you, everyone.
I'm glad you like it.
Before we move on to the next celebration, let's move on to the next segment.
The next segment is "Questions for Tsuchiya who wants to know more about Tsuchiwara".
From now on, the members will ask Tsuchiya questions that he couldn't ask until now.
The first question is...
What is your favorite food?
Let's start with Ishimori.
I can't say this.
I like okonomiyaki.
What?
What did you say?
First of all, I like sweet food.
What?
I like okonomiyaki, especially Kansai-style.
That's unexpected!
You said you like soba earlier.
Do you like powder or carbohydrates?
I love carbohydrates.
How do you maintain your body shape?
Wait a minute!
What do you think of me?
Do you think I have a beauty charisma?
You're like a model.
I'm trying not to eat it.
I haven't eaten ramen for about a month.
You're trying not to eat it, right?
Yes.
Saito, do you have any recommended ramen recently?
Yes, I do.
A new one.
It's Sushiro's Shirasuma.
Sushiro's?
I think she doesn't like ramen that much.
That's amazing.
She only goes to Chinese restaurants.
Let's move on to the next question.
What is your favorite song of Keyakizaka46?
Uemura.
My favorite song?
My favorite song...
I don't know.
It's "silent majority" that I sing the most in karaoke.
When I'm drunk, my juniors usually start dancing.
That's amazing.
It's a common practice.
It's in the song.
The next question is...
Who do you want as your daughter?
From Sugumoto.
Who do you want as your daughter?
To be honest, I don't want a daughter.
I'm raising three boys.
It's annoying.
You don't know about girls, do you?
Yes.
The other day, Chibi said...
I want to quit dodgeball.
I said, "Why do you want to quit?"
She said, "I want to play soccer."
When she said that, I couldn't hold back my laughter.
I'm happy for you.
But you've been in a dodgeball team for a long time.
You should continue to play dodgeball.
I'm happy for you.
You should continue to play dodgeball.
Should I quit?
No, dad.
It's like that, isn't it?
Yone-san, what do you think of what I said?
I think you're a great dad.
I'm happy for you.
The next question is...
Do you think you can continue to be an idol?
You wanted to know.
You used a bad word.
Yes.
Don't be surprised by my answer.
Why did you want to know?
I always think like that.
If you always think like that, you should be fine.
On the contrary.
Being an idol is not your goal.
You have a long life.
If you want to be an idol, you may have to retire.
You may have to take the next step.
It's a serious story.
It's important to think like that.
If you have ambition, you can do it.
You should be fine.
What do you think of my answer?
I got courage.
I was surprised that I was chosen.
You don't have to say that!
How long are you going to say that?
Next question.
Tsuchida-san, please tell us how to react to "hot oden" like "ryuheikai".
Nel.
People say I don't react much.
That's because you're in a team.
For example, when you say "hot oden", you fall down, right?
When Higo-san and Yoshima-san were reacting to "hot oden", "terakado" picked up everything.
Actually...
I see.
That trio is amazing.
That's amazing!
Of course, they have been doing it for decades to show it properly.
It's not something you can do right away.
I'll tell you if we all do "oden" at a live show next time.
Certainly, you'll learn from Tachiboto-san.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
MC Tsuchida's birthday party!
Next up is Oseki!
Oseki, what kind of "oden" will you do for me?
Tsuchida-san said she likes "hot oden" a lot.
So, I looked up "hot oden" a lot.
Among them, I chose "hot oden" that I can use in daily life.
Tsuchida-san, you like "hot oden", how dare you!
I don't think you know it.
You don't know it?
Tsuchida-san doesn't know it?
She also does "hot oden" series.
This is Omron-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is also a classic from a long time ago.
It makes you wake up easily.
You didn't know about it, did you?
I didn't know about it at all.
I was very happy about it.
I think it's been around for about two years.
Is it an old one?
I don't think it's the latest one.
iOS 5, 5s, 5c and so on.
You can use it from iPhone 4s.
What will you do with it? Will you give it as a viewer's gift?
Will you put your signature on it and give it as a viewer's gift?
Let's get back on track and move on to the next celebration.
The representatives are Oda and Koike.
What kind of celebration will you do for me?
I'll do a skit for you today.
A skit for Chichida-san?
That's right.
What is it about?
It's about Chichida-san's unfinished U-turn.
You're going to dedicate your U-turn skit to Chichida-san.
What is it about?
It's about U-turn.
I don't know about it.
It's about you and Chichida-san.
Chichida-san at that time.
You two practiced your U-turn skit.
Yes, we did.
You two practiced your U-turn skit until today.
What is it about?
Let's have Oda and Koike show us their U-turn skit.
Let's watch it!
A skit. A little gal from Omiya.
You're late, Ternan.
We were supposed to meet before 7 or 8.
What happened?
Oh, no! I'm late!
Where are you?
Oh, Ternan! Ternan!
Oh, sorry, Zico!
Which Brazilian are you? I'm not Zico.
Oh, you're Morimi! I thought you were Zico.
Which one? How can you be wrong?
Sorry for being late. I'm Mengo.
You're not Mengo.
I'm hungry for now.
Let's go to McDonald's.
What? Wait a minute.
Where? Where? Where is it?
Ternan, you're a little gal, aren't you?
A little gal calls McDonald's "Mac"!
No way!
It's true!
A little gal from Omiya doesn't say that.
Then what does she say?
"Mutton"!
You sound strong!
Then let's go eat mutton!
Let's go to karaoke!
Karaoke? Karaoke sounds good!
Which store should we go to?
There are many in Shibuya!
What's wrong?
Look at that, Morimi!
What?
It's a big echo!
It must be Omiya's big echo!
It must be Omiya's echo!
What should I sing?
What are you singing? Do you know the number?
Of course!
What are you singing? Amuro? Amuro?
Of course! Of course! Of course!
Yay!
Covered in straws
Yay!
What's that song?
On the way home
What does "on the way home" mean?
Don't you know it?
Omiya's big echo is "on the way home" right now!
I don't know that song!
You can't sing that song in Shibuya!
What should I do?
Then I'll choose the latest song for you!
Sing it!
I definitely won't sing it!
I don't know the latest song!
I definitely won't sing it!
I can sing it!
It's perfect!
I can sing it!
You nailed it!
I couldn't do it at all!
You did it! It was perfect!
I don't know what you're talking about! I'm going home!
That's my line!
Hey! Hey!
Thank you very much!
This is wonderful!
This is a studio blast!
Tsuchiya-san, how was it?
It was a complete copy!
Yes!
Koike's introduction was also good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was kind of...
When I was doing "TM REVOLUTION", Koike kept asking me, "Can you do it?"
Everyone sings it, so it's a complete copy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's what Aikatsu-san was probably saying.
How was it for you?
It was a story from a long time ago, but it was very interesting and I thought it was amazing.
The tempo is also very fast, isn't it?
That's why I thought, "It's amazing that you're a comedian."
Thank you very much!
The party is finally over!
Lastly, it's Nagasawa-kun's celebration!
I wonder what Nagasawa-kun's celebration is...
It's a dead body!
It's a dead body, isn't it?
Tsuchiya-san has killed someone he hates!
So, Nagasawa-kun, what kind of celebration is this?
The celebration I have prepared is this!
What is this, Nagasawa-kun?!
It's a tuna.
It's a tuna!
Why, Nagasawa-kun, a tuna?
When I looked up Tsuchida-san's favourite food on the internet,
I found out that it was a tuna fillet.
I used to work at a fish market.
I was working part-time.
I couldn't eat raw food since I was a kid.
A senior there told me to eat it from the middle part.
He took the bone part with a spoon and forced me to eat it.
It was insanely delicious.
Since then, I can eat all kinds of sushi.
So you're not mistaken about that information, right?
No, I'm not mistaken.
So?!
Yes, in order to make the middle part, I plan to dismantle it.
What?!
Nagasawa-kun?!
Yes.
No, no, no!
Begin, begin!
Yes!
After this, Nagasawa-kun will dismantle the tuna!
As expected of Nagasawa-kun, I'm a little worried.
You're worried, right?
That's right!
We've invited TAKUMI-san to dismantle the tuna!
What kind of tuna is it today?
Since it's Tsuchida-san's birthday, I want to repay him with a tuna.
As expected!
I'm happy!
So, Nagasawa-kun's tuna dismantling show begins!
Come, come, everyone!
TAKUMI's tuna dismantling show begins now!
Yes!
Welcome back!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you okay?!
I'll do it with my hands.
Let's do it together!
Tsuchida-san, at the same time as you dismantle it, please say "Happy Birthday!"
At the same time as I dismantle it, I'll say "Happy Birthday!"
One, two, three!
Happy Birthday!
This is something you've never seen before.
- The biggest one. - Let's do it!
Here it is!
One, two, three!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
You're looking up at yourself, but are you okay?
Okay, then.
- Be careful. - Lower it gently.
You can do it, Nagasa!
Be careful here.
Since we're here, let's do it quickly.
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Please start! - Okay!
- Here we go! - Here we go!
Please welcome our biggest guest of the day!
One, two, three!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
What's up?
What's up with that silent mascot girl?
Nagasa is doing so well so far.
It's finally time for the middle block!
That's right!
Okay, let's do it again!
- Follow the bones! - Don't drop it!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
This reminds me of when I was 18.
- At my part-time job. - At my part-time job.
Okay, please take this mochi.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- The middle block... - Be careful!
- Is it okay? - Be careful!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Congratulations!
- This is how you eat it. - The middle block that Nanasawa got!
What will it taste like?
- It's so good! - It's so good!
- What do you think, Narasa-kun? - I'm happy, I'm glad.
I'm really happy.
- So, this celebration is a success! - Thank you!
- Thank you, Taisho-kun! - Thank you!
Amazing!
So, this tuna...
- Isn't it a bit of a waste to just eat the inside? - That's true.
- Right? Everyone, what do you think? Do you want to eat it? - Yes!
- You want to eat it, right? - Yes!
So, since it's Tsuchida-san's birthday party today...
Only those who answer correctly in the Tsuchida Quiz will eat!
Here is the question!
- Tsuchida-san's blood type is... - I'm type 4!
What type?!
- By the way, I think you all know my blood type. - That's amazing!
Then...
Let's open them all at once!
Now, now, now...
AB, AB, AB, AB...
AB... Is there a lot of A's and B's?
AB is also quite common.
- Now, then... - You all don't know, right?
- Tsuchida-san! Please announce the correct answer! - Yes!
My blood type is AB!
- Yes! - Yes!
- AB is correct!
- Yes! - Yes!
So, after this...
It's time for "Quiz-Correct Answers"!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Go, go! - Go, go!
- It's so good! - It's good!
- How is it, Suzumoto?
It's the thickest one I've ever had.
"Thickness"?
That's a good comment!
That's it for "Let's celebrate Tsuchiya-san!"
- Congratulations! - Thank you!