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Tonight's "Can you play Keyaki?" is a one-hour special karaoke showdown with yukata!
Everyone in front of the TV!
A serious showdown of Kanji Keyaki and Hiragana Keyaki!
For some reason, Omega is urgently participating!
Can you play Keyaki?
Tonight's show has begun! "Can you play Keyaki?"
Hello, I'm Sabuto.
You're fast!
Thank you for having me!
And these guys are Keyaki!
Let me announce today's show.
Today's show is "Can you play Keyaki?" karaoke showdown!
This time, it's a serious karaoke showdown of Kanji Keyaki and Hiragana Keyaki!
This showdown is based on the theme of summer songs.
The team with the most total scores from the karaoke machine wins!
The winning team will receive a summer-like reward!
Kanji Keyaki, how do you feel?
I feel great.
I have a little experience with Kanji Keyaki.
I feel like I can show everyone what I can do.
Right, everyone?
I only got a little bit of it.
Now, the leader of Hiragana, Nel!
Yes.
Nel is only Hiragana, right?
Yes, only this time.
Only.
By the way, from a kanji member's perspective, is it okay for Nel to be the leader of Hiragana?
Hmm...
That sounds good.
Nel doesn't need it.
I might want Nel's song.
Nel's song.
What do you mean?
Nel's song is a very important song for kanji members.
What is Nel's song like?
What is it like?
Well...
I don't like it!
You're making fun of her the most!
Now, let's move on to the first round.
The first round is...
Duet Battle!
Hiragana will go first!
Yes!
Now, the leader of Hiragana, Nel!
Yes!
Sasaki Mirei and Ushio Sarena will go first!
They're here!
They look good!
Somehow...
Did you two practice or something?
Just once...
Just once!
Oh, it's only once?
If you're a kanji member, you can do it only once.
You can't twist it lightly.
We can do it.
Now, what song will you two sing this time?
Secret... Zone?
Secret...
That's not it.
Secret...
Secret... Zone?
The kanji word "secret" is combined with "zone."
"Secret" in "zone," right?
Yes.
"Secret" in "zone" is like a dirty joke.
It's not "secret" in "zone," is it?
That's right.
The end of summer with you, dreams of the future, and a big hope I won't forget
I believe we'll meet again in August ten years from now
These are my latest memories
Wow, that's great!
The moment we met, at the crossing on the way home
You called me out, "Let's go home together"
I was embarrassed and hid my face in my bag
Actually, I was very, very happy
Ah, fireworks bloom beautifully in the night sky and it's a little sad
Ah, the wind flows with time
I was happy and had fun, and we did a lot of adventures
In our secret base
You and the end of summer, dreams of the future
I won't forget my big hope
I believe we'll meet again in August ten years from now
I knew you were screaming "thank you" from the bottom of your heart until the end
It's painful to say goodbye with a smile and holding back your tears, isn't it?
Our best memories
Thank you very much.
Now, isn't it good?
The score is...
How is it?
81.425 points!
This is a good score, isn't it?
If you sing in full chorus, the score will go up, but this score is amazing because it's so short.
It's good, isn't it?
How was it for you personally?
When I was practicing, it was about 82 points, so it went down a little and I'm depressed.
Ah, you're depressed. But you should have practiced more.
That's true.
How about you, Sugai?
I got nervous.
I felt a little sad.
I was about to cry.
Next up is the Kanji team.
Who will sing?
Habu-chan and me.
You two seem to go to karaoke often, don't you?
Yes, we do.
You two?
Yes.
Then you must have practiced a lot.
You must have practiced a lot from the beginning.
You two were amazing.
I thought you were amazing.
Did you go to practice after you decided to sing?
We didn't have time for that.
We're busy, too.
These two will sing...
Cruel Angel's Thesis.
This song is always in the top ranking of karaoke songs.
Yes, it's a popular song.
But I always sing it, too.
Oh, you do?
Yes, I always sing it in karaoke.
Like a cruel angel, boy, become a legend.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! And those of you in front of the seminar!
Hey! Hey!
Even if the blue wind knocks on my heart now, you're just staring at me and smiling.
Softly touching things, being absorbed in seeking things,
eyes that don't even know fate yet.
But you'll realize someday, right?
That you have wings on your back to aim for the distant future.
With cruel angel's hands, you'll eventually fly out of the window.
With a hot pathos, if you betray your memories,
Embrace this sky and shine.
Young boy, become a legend!
How is the score? The studio is very excited!
The score is 81.669!
Ah, somehow...
The feeling of riding was good, wasn't it?
Does that work as a plus?
After listening to this song, I naturally became a pose of Ikari Gendo.
It became a smooth pose, didn't it?
How about you two? Please sing it.
I was more nervous than I thought.
Somehow, I'm shaking a little.
But somehow...
It's fun, isn't it?
Somehow, you made a weird pose.
You were watching TV together, weren't you?
No, it's Sunday night!
It's morning!
Anyway, we added a lot of ad-libs.
Somehow, we were having fun like "let's do it together", you know?
Then, somehow, I said it alone...
Ah!
That's a combination you couldn't get!
How was it?
Somehow...
The score is both 81.
I don't remember Hiragana-chan's "shousuitenka".
When we were talking like "which one is it?",
she was always making a straight face and said "this is a "shousuitenka" battle, isn't it?"
"It's a "shousuitenka" battle!"
It's already...
It's too serious!
It's fun! It's a pop dance!
That's right!
The second round is...
A nostalgic summer song battle!
Kumi-chan and Nemi-chan will go.
How about these two? What about Karaoke?
We started practicing Karaoke with Kumi-chan the other day.
You two went to Karaoke!
What song did you sing?
We sang "Ah! Summer Vacation" by Tube.
Did you girls sing that song?
Why did you sing that song?
I watched a lot of live videos.
You wore tank top, didn't you?
Yes.
I like singing on the beach stage.
I want to hear what girls sing.
What kind of song is it?
"Ah! Summer Vacation" by Tube.
In the south of Japan, you're in Yoshizu
Someone turns around, and says "Call me"
Feels like you
Summer girl, I want you to do me a favor
I love you
The wolf boy on the shore responds with a signal
They run into each other on the edge of a cliff
The two of them don't cool down, and jump into the sound of water
Is this like a dream?
This kind of encounter is only in the summer
I love you
But I guess it's okay to try, right?
My skin is burning
Ah! Summer Vacation
I swim a little, and feel tired in my heart, baby
I feel like I've been snacking in my hometown of Saitama.
What's the score?
80.043!
Well, well, well!
What do you think of their singing?
I couldn't stop shaking when they sang.
I'm still shaking now.
Are you that nervous?
Yes.
But their side steps were amazing.
Chibu-san, I often ask you about this.
I was wondering if the keys didn't match.
But you made it with three keys.
You could have made it with one more key.
Who's next?
I like Showa songs.
Koike and Ishimori.
Koike and Ishimori!
Koike likes Showa songs.
Yes, I love them.
Koike sings this song, too?
Yes, I often sing this song.
Koike is familiar with this song.
What about you, Ishimori?
I listen to Showa songs a lot because of my grandma.
I often go to karaoke with my grandma.
You used to go with your family, too.
That's right.
My grandma only sings Showa songs.
Of course.
If your grandma sings one octave higher, you'll hear it.
What do you sing?
Ikue Sakakibara's "Natsuno ojou-san".
There it is!
Ikue-san!
She sings Ikue-san's song!
She's a senior idol singer.
She's a talent scout.
She's a first-time grandma.
Yes, she is.
I think I was in the first grade of elementary school.
Choo-choo-choo-choo, Miss Summer.
Your bikini looks really good on you, it's so exciting.
I'm getting dizzy.
Choo-choo-choo-choo, slip through the salt breeze.
Get on the skateboard and go pick you up.
Wait for me.
You're the person I admire.
Ice cream, you scream, it's the season of love.
Lower the beach parasol and hide.
Ice cream, you scream, I like you.
Miss Summer, Miss Summer.
Yeah!
With some ice cream.
That's right.
It's nostalgic.
What's the score?
78.447!
How did you feel when you sang it?
The key of "choo-choo-choo-choo" is high from the first beat.
I was nervous about whether I could sing it.
You were "choo-choo-choo" while you were gambling.
I sang "ice cream, you scream, it's the season of love."
How about you, Harada?
I thought it was cute.
She thought it was cute.
After the second round, Hiragana Keyaki has a lead of about one point.
Next is Nogizaka Summer Singing Contest!
Hirama, Nakiaki will go first. Takase, Higashimura, and Neru will go next.
How about these three?
Manafi and Memi have cute voices.
Nogizaka has a cute voice, so I think it's right.
- Mel-chan! - Mel-chan!
- You're amazing! - Nagabu!
- Mei-mei!
(♪ BASHU TAORU)
Girls fall in love with him and cry with him all the time.
Girls, you made me happy.
I want to tell you a lot of secret stories that I can't tell you now.
If you let this sea flow, forget it.
Until I remember it someday.
This is cute.
Hiragana Keyaki's score is 78.777.
How did you feel when you sang it?
I was more excited than when we practiced, so I think it was good.
But Takase was good, right?
Takase's call was cute.
We were going to do it together, but in the end we were doing it alone.
You were betrayed, weren't you?
No, I was completely alone.
Moriya, Ozeki and Saito will challenge Kanshiki Keyaki.
Ozeki, do you know how to sing?
I don't think I've been asked that much about singing.
You don't remember singing.
Yes.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
It's different from the usual summer.
No one notices it.
The strength of the sun,
the brightness of the flowers.
Seasons pass again and again,
and I've forgotten it somewhere.
The sad entrance that makes you like someone.
You know?
Orange colored nose ring,
one piece side walk.
You look good in the sun.
While drinking rooibos tea,
why are you smiling alone?
Under the table,
you casually took off your sandals.
You always look sad.
Are you walking somewhere alone?
Hey, what do you want to do?
I can't predict your actions.
Without caring about others,
you always turn me around.
I'm tired and exhausted,
but I still love you.
Now, hurry up and spit it out.
70!
Kanjiki Yuki's score is 77.305.
How did you sing?
It was worse during practice.
Was it worse during practice?
I'm very happy now.
What score did you get during practice?
60...
60?!
Uemura, how did you sing?
I and Ozeki have a lot of parts in the same song.
I often listened to it during recording.
I was better than then.
You're good!
You can see it from the members.
I'm happy.
You're happy?
I usually say "poo" a lot.
I'm going to practice more this time.
This time?!
Practice more!
You're a pro!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
The revenge match of the year!
In the past two times,
Nagasawa-kun, who has lost many times in this match,
will challenge revenge in karaoke!
Are you going to do it?
I want to win.
That girl...
That girl is motivated!
You want to win, don't you?!
I want to win.
What will Nagasawa-kun sing?!
Hoshino Gen-san's "Koi".
Hoshino Gen-san's "Koi"!
Why did you choose that song?
It became popular.
It became popular?!
If you give me a city of threads and waves, the winds will carry the crowds of crows and people.
There is no meaning, there is only life. I'm just hungry and I'm going back to you.
When I feel like it, I look up and think of everyone in this world.
What's in my heart, what I'll never see again, it's you by my side.
I'll always remember what's in you and what's in my heart.
I fell in love with you and your fingers mixed together.
The scent of your cheeks goes beyond the wind and snow.
I'm curious about the score.
The score is...
How is it?
The score is...
68.220!
What?
Nagasa-kun, how was it?
I did my best.
You did your best!
Were you tired from singing? Were you about to cry?
I couldn't hold my breath.
I see.
When I was watching it, I was like, "Huh? Is she a record holder or something?"
That's what I thought.
Nagasa-kun's singing voice.
Rika.
I did my best.
You did your best.
That's good.
How was your singing voice?
It was cute.
It was cute?
Hmm...
I don't know.
Suwabe-san, you're persistent with me.
No, it's not like that.
I want to hear your opinion properly.
Since we're in the same group.
Hmm...
But I don't like you, Suwabe-san.
What do you mean you don't like me?!
It's messed up!
It's all messed up!
The technique of messing it up!
Alright!
Next time, I'll write a script!
I'll end up talking more and more!
What will you sing, Iguchi?
I'll sing "Yay, it's such a holiday!"
Yay, it's such a holiday!
It's nostalgic.
I...
I want you to stop.
I really like you.
That's right.
We're of the same generation.
We're of the same age.
Oh, really?
Yes.
How confident are you?
I'm not.
You're not?!
Yay, it's such a holiday!
It's nostalgic.
Yay, it's such a summer time!
I want to love you with all my heart!
The times have changed...
and so have you!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
When all the girls are fighting...
don't lose to your rivals!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
It's so hot! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
So sometimes you end up losing a centimeter...
But I'll do it!
Yay! Mecha! Holiday!
A lively summer hope!
Yay! Zubatto! Summertime!
I want to love with all my might!
Yay! Mecha! Holiday!
I want to shake off my courage!
Yay! Zubatto! Summertime!
I want to support my new self!
I want to love with all my might!
Yay! Zubatto! Summertime!
Yay! Mecha! Holiday!
The rating is...
69.583!
I approve!
At first, I was like "Huh? Jiraiyo Jabbit?!"
Huh? Katari?! Katari no...?!
Huh? Jiraiyo Jabbit?!
Let's apologize to Ayaya once.
To the camera.
Ayaya-san, I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Next is "Gachinko Solo Battle"!
"Gachinko Solo Battle"!
Let's have you do it one-on-one, one-on-one.
With my own strength.
Amazing!
Who will do it?!
We're always healed by your singing voice.
We're Kobayashi!
There it is! Kobayashi!
"Gachinko Solo Battle" though...
I always do it with Yui-chan.
I don't have a solo.
I'm really nervous.
You're nervous?
Did you do anything for this?
Did you go to karaoke?
I couldn't go to karaoke.
But I sang in the bath.
Everyone sings in the bath.
What song will you be singing this time?
Dotsukai-san's "Planetarium".
It's like you've been fighting for real!
The song you want me to sing!
It continues, a child's voice disappears far, far away
I wonder if you're somewhere in this sky
At the end of summer, we escaped
I found it in this park, that constellation, I somehow remember it
Even if we can't meet, I want to follow my memories and see the same happiness
Along with that scent, fireworks pop and open
I want to go to you, I want to run out and go right now
It's pitch black and I can't see anything, even if I'm scared, it's okay
The countless starry sky is still here, I won't cry
Because it's the beautiful sky I saw with you in the past
I could feel his nervousness.
But it's good!
84.847 points!
Today's highest score!
Even for an amateur like me, I think he's good.
He's good.
His voice is good.
He has a wide range of voice.
And he seems to have a lot of feelings.
That's right.
I think the camera was excited in the middle.
Suddenly, his side face appeared.
Suddenly?
What kind of program is this?
How do you feel?
I was very nervous.
I could feel your nervousness.
How about you, Risa?
It was very good.
Now, Neru!
Yes!
Who will sing "Hiragana"?
As expected, Yui-kun is amazing.
So, Kyon-kun, who is comparable, will sing.
Who is this guy?
This is unexpected.
He's really good.
Can you sing with a high voice?
That's right.
The way you said "that's right" now is like a professional hero.
Congratulations!
How was today's praise?
That's right.
Most of it was sweet.
But you have confidence in singing.
But I often go to karaoke.
You go there?
Yes.
Do you go there with anyone?
I go there with my father.
You go there with your father?
What will you sing?
I will sing Akira Nakamori's "Desire".
That's right!
I see!
The quality of your voice...
You chose a song that matches your voice quality!
You're just like your father.
That's right.
You're just like your father.
Kera kera kera kera pa ni na
Yari kirenai hodo taikutsu na toki ga aru wa
Anata to ite mo (matte kon'ya)
Shaberu kurai nara odotte itai no ima wa
Garasu no discotheque sou minna datte shin'e
Ase ga hane no kawari ni tonderu
Nan ni
Lovers from a time when love was invisible
Fall headlong and get out
Burn like fire and come out
Love can't be as crazy as dance dance dance dance
lonely
Kera kera kera kera pa ni ha
Thank you.
Ta-dah! The score is...
190!
199.600!
If you sang it in full chorus, it would have been 90.
It's true!
It's not that kind of show.
That's right!
How do you feel after singing it?
Ah, but I was quite nervous.
You didn't look like you were nervous.
I didn't look like it.
Ah, my hands are numb now.
Your hands are numb?
My hands are numb.
Ah, your hands are numb. I was surprised.
If you say your hands are numb...
I think you've been taking a lot of drugs.
If you say your hands are numb...
I was really scared.
You're a crazy guy.
Ah, that's right.
Kumi, how was it?
Eh, I was closing my eyes in the middle of it.
And I was like...
Eh, Nakamori Akina-san?
And when I looked back, it was Saito Kyoko.
Wow!
That's a great compliment!
That's what I think.
Ah...
Well, yeah.
After this, we'll have an emergency match!
The last match is...
"Nori Nori Natsuta" match!
First, Hiragana Keyaki will be challenged by...
Takamoto, Kageyama and Neru.
This is...
Why three of you?
Because we are excited.
I see. Because you are excited.
Excited three of you.
More people...
Kageyama will be challenged.
Kageyama!
Unexpectedly random.
Excited.
What do you say, Takamoto?
I think I can do it because I'm excited.
Excited?
It's amazing to say like that.
You say like a gyaru star.
I was excited when I was in high school.
I feel like I'm back in those days.
Excited.
I see.
Three of you are funny.
What?
You are funny.
He is excited.
(Singing)
Now, the score is...
2.5!
Not 80 points, but 2.5!
Kiryu!
Did you see that high score machine?
How was it singing?
I think it was good.
That's right.
Kageyama came out of nowhere and said "take it away!"
That...
That was...
We were really scared.
What were you thinking?
Really?
I think Kageyama's fans decreased by about 80 people.
It decreased a lot, didn't it?
But it was heavy and the score was high, too.
Thank you very much!
For Kanji Keyaki...
Shida, Yoneda and Suzumoto will challenge it!
The practice you did for this?
I was playing it in the dressing room.
You were playing it all day!
You all grew up!
Other members are good members, too!
What song is it?
"Suirenka".
"Shounen no kaze"?
Yes!
You played it in the dressing room?!
Like a water lily flower, facing the morning sun, I sing again today.
Like a water lily flower, these feelings shine on the water's surface.
Tears shed by a water lily, are you enduring it?
The rising season has come. After all, it is said that you will be born.
Ore! Ore! Ore! Ore! Ore!
Ah, midsummer jamboree.
Ha-ah! Bad vibes are flying.
Ha-ah! Midsummer jamboree.
Ha-ah! Don't wake me up, summer dream.
Yeah! Summer breeze. Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Sit down. Boo!
Again, this guy has lost again.
The sun smiles on a sunny day. The overflowing hope is in my heart right now.
Let me fly and take the wind. Let's run now to achieve our dream.
With a yellow passport and a white watch, I'm heading towards the blue sky.
These passionate memories will never come back. Let's go and smile.
I like you, I like you. You don't have to do this. It makes me feel good. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Frankfurt!
While we're standing, we aim for the goal with a red boat.
A low-floating high heel.
Hey, Shine, look sideways!
Here's a memorial map!
Ah-ah, summer Japanese!
Essence's heart is big!
Ah-ah, spring forest's spring breeze!
Gori gori, gori gori!
Ah-ah, scorching Jamboree!
Go wild and say it!
Ah-ah, don't say it!
Ah-ah, don't say it while you're wet!
Summer breeze! Yeah!
It's decided with this one again!
Summer game!
Yay!
Sabe-san!
Yes!
Look at the score!
Yes!
The score is 72.476!
It's too much!
I can't show this to Iwai!
It's quite...
It's the end of the show, isn't it?
That's right!
The drunk make-up artists and stylists of the end of the show...
Yes!
It's like they're gathering together!
It's like that!
How about you three?
When we practiced...
When we practiced calmly...
It was about 78 points...
When we did our best...
Our score got lower and lower!
And when I saw Sabe standing up...
He looked like Saigo-don!
Yukata!
It's a yukata!
It's like you're a young Tamori-san!
It's really like that!
How about you, Suzumoto?
Our score was low...
But we had fun...
So we're in a good mood!
If you didn't have fun, you'd be in hell!
After this, the results will be announced and the members and Sabe will face each other!
After all six matches, we will finally announce the total points of each team!
The team that will receive a reward is...
The Kanji team's total score is...
462.964 points!
On the other hand, the Hiragana team's total score is...
The Hiragana team's total score is...
485.688 points!
The winner is Hiragana Keyaki!
Hiragana Keyaki's overall performance was slightly better,
but her 6th round loss was one of the reasons why she lost.
We have prepared this for the winning Hiragana team!
Please take a look!
This is amazing!
This is not just any fruit.
By the way, this watermelon costs 8600 yen!
That's expensive!
Here you go!
You eat so fast, Iguchi!
Iguchi, how is the watermelon?
It's delicious!
How about you, Okageyama?
I'm happy!
How about you, Okagizaki?
This is the sweetest melon I've ever eaten!
This is great!
And for the losing Kanji team...
a punishment game!
There's a reward for the winning team, so there's a punishment for the losing team, right?
We say we didn't say it, but we didn't say it either!
The punishment game you'll be playing is...
this static electricity generating machine!
You'll all have to hold hands...
and receive static electricity!
I was just thinking about this...
But in the middle...
you were participating, right?
That really affected my privilege!
Even if you were forced to do it!
You were able to do it, but in the middle you were holding onto the mic...
Shida, you were forced to do it!
No, I wasn't!
Did you say it sensually?
Did you have fun?
No, I didn't!
A little more forward!
This is super scary!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Don't let go of my hand!
What is it?
That's natural electricity!
This is static electricity generating machine...
and I'll put a little static electricity in here...
and you'll touch the service...
Wait a minute! Why am I here?!
It's super scary when you touch it, right?!
I told you to go away!
Please go away!
What's up with her?!
Moriya can handle it!
She can handle it!
I can handle it too!
But we're all the same!
Don't let go! Here we go!
Oh no!
Uemura! Don't let go!
Connect it!
Shida! Shida!
Here we go!
Shida!
Uemura!
Why do you guys eat watermelon?!
Because we won!
You're kidding me!
Let's do it again!
Huh? What? The static electricity?
No, no, no! It's not static electricity!
It's not static electricity!