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Bang! This week's guest is Keyaki Tekakenai!
Hello, I'm your host, Sato.
I'm Suga.
Nice to meet you!
And this is Keyaki-chan!
Summer is coming!
Now, I'd like to announce today's project.
Before that, I'd like to announce today's project.
Yes!
Please!
It's moving!
It smells like a beast.
Yes, it does.
It smells like a beast.
Be careful!
I see!
Yes!
Today's project is this!
It's mine!
I hate it!
It's my bag.
I brought it today.
What is it? I thought you were going to do a beast thing, but it's a bag.
What is it?
It's a member's bag.
Oh, it's a member's bag!
I don't like it!
This is your bag, isn't it?
So, today's project is...
Checking the contents of Mukiuchi's bag!
I'll check the contents of your bag!
Previously, Nagasawa-kun checked his bag...
Eh? I'm scared...
Ah, eggs!
E-e-e-e-e-e-eggs!
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs!
...and idol singers started to use similar words.
Therefore...
In order for the same thing not to happen in another show...
We'll check and verify everyone's bags!
The moment it came out, there was one strong bag...
"Oi, I'm glad I bought that bag!" is this!
What is this?!
What is it?!
What is this bag?!
I'm glad I bought it!
It's the one Nemu-chan and Popo-chan have, right?
It's a replica!
Where did you buy it?!
Whose is it?!
Oh, it's Uemura-san's!
It's awful!
It's Uemura-san's!
It's a collaboration product of my favorite magazine and my favorite model.
Ah, that kind of...
Don't make fun of me!
It's a collaboration product of your model, right?
That means it's fashionable, right?
Well, that's right.
That kind of thing...
Isn't it good?
Both of you are wrong.
From now on...
Each member will have their own bag placed in the baggage inspection-style belt conveyor, but...
In fact, we have taken a member survey about the contents of the bag in advance.
The members who have been questioned there will have their belt conveyor stopped and checked by the MC.
First member, Risa!
Please come in!
Please show us your bag!
If you don't show us, we'll bring you to the back room!
Risa's bag is...
By the way, Risa's bag is...
Coach's!
This is a gift from my mother.
Your mother's coach's...
As expected of a model.
She's dressed up.
Risa, you're a model!
She's a model.
Of course she'd have something like this.
It's safe, right?
That's good!
Have a good trip!
Next, Kouike!
Yes, Kouike-san!
Put it on!
Yes, put it on!
It's like a backpack.
It's simple.
How is it?
It's safe!
It's safe, right?
That's good!
It's safe!
Is it still new?
I just bought it recently.
You just bought it recently?
Yes! I love backpacks!
It's stylish!
And it's light!
There's not much in it.
Yes, there's not much in it.
It'd be funny if you put in "Keiwa News" or something like that.
Kouike-san, next is "Keiwa News", okay?
Yes!
I'll check it out.
Put in a red pencil, too!
It'd be funny if you put in a red pencil, too!
Yes! Kouike-san wins!
Now, next...
Sugai!
Is it safe?
Go ahead!
Wow, what is it?
It's like a nice backpack.
There's a horse on it!
There's a horse's head on it.
A horse's head.
Sugai-sama's is...
Amazing! What is this?
It looks like a bag of a college professor.
It's not a college student, it's a professor's bag.
How is it? The coach's bag.
And here is the horse's head.
The horse's head is turned in a straight line.
Why is it a straight line?
The one used by the Chinese mafia.
Do you use this bag all the time?
Yes, that's right. When I entered college.
Here comes the Otaku part.
When I went out with Kabu-chan.
That's right.
Ah, wait!
Your occupation... Ah, fortune-telling, right?
It's suitable for your occupation, right?
The same type of celebrity...
The same type of celebrity, right, Ran?
What was it again?
Takeda Shingen.
Takeda Shingen is the same.
Takeda Shingen also rode a horse, right?
I see!
And he looks like me, Yosano Aki.
When I say Yosano, it's usually Yosano Aki.
Yosano Aki is the same type.
And then, as expected,
Sugai-sama, who has a lot of horse goods, then...
What is this?
Ah, it's coming again!
It's coming again.
Are you okay?
Well, it's true, there's a lot of dust on it.
It's a Guri Guri.
Guri Guri-type?
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
There are horses, four of them, and even a squadron!
Don't let me ride a horse!
While I'm riding a horse...
It's like a horse is doing something to me!
Really?
I want you to feel a horse nearby me.
It's a horse! A horse! A horse! A horse! A horse!
It's not a horse! It's a unicorn!
Unicorn!
I got it from Habu-chan.
It's not a horse!
I got it from Habu-chan!
As you can see, they have all kinds of horse goods.
What's this?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute. What is it?
What is it?
It's a storybook.
Wait a minute, Mr. Sugai!
What's up?
I see, I see.
It's not a title title, but it's written here.
It says "Yaki Shorompo".
"Yaki"?
It says "Yaki Shorompo".
It also says "Coro Coro Sugoi".
It also says about Nagoya's Kushi-kai.
Wow!
I've never heard of such a story.
"Kebasaki Ko-chin", "Kushi-katsu", "Miso-katsu", "Oishikatta".
It doesn't say anything else!
I'm not satisfied with myself.
You're a host, aren't you?
Yes, I'm also a host of a radio show.
Oh, you're also a host of a radio show.
I see. Please refrain from riding a horse.
Other than that, it's safe, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Okay, please go back to your seat.
Next is "Uemura".
Oh, it's here!
Hey! What's with that bag?
You brought something like a scallop!
A scallop bag.
A scallop from "Shoujo Manga", right?
Doesn't it work?!
A scallop!
Doesn't it work with only its skin?!
No, it doesn't work. There's nothing weird in it.
Even though the skin is interesting!
Next is "Moriyo".
If you do it properly, it won't work.
Oh, it's a white bag.
Oh, I'm scared!
Okay...
Hey! What's with this?!
What's with this?!
Come here!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
What is it?
It's scary!
Furura
What is "Furura"?
What is it?
I don't know.
It might be famous.
I don't know.
It's not like "Adidas", is it?
I don't know!
It's "Furura", right?!
Okay, I'll check it out.
There are quite a lot of cosmetics in it. But it's organized.
It's not messed up.
What's this?
Oh, there's a sheet type of thing. "Double cut ed slim"
I want to lose weight
Double cut ed slim
Is that what it means?
This is also a supplement.
Suppri
Sunscreen
Drinking sunscreen
Is there such a thing?
Why do you know about it?!
What does "drinking sunscreen" mean?
I got it from Tanaka Minami when I was on location.
It's very moisturizing.
She's a woman of many talents.
"Tsuchiwara Norika" is like that.
Tsuchiwara Norika
There are many cosmetics in "delwa delwa".
Is it a lot of cosmetics?
Yes, it is.
What's this?
Oh, it's a toothbrush.
What's this?
Oh, it's a cup.
Is it a panasonic doll?
Yes, it's a doll.
That's amazing!
What's wrong?!
- Can you carry it? - Huh? What is it?
- What is it?! - I don't know!
- What is it?! - It's a ventilator.
- A ventilator? - Isn't it for when you go home and do it at night?
- It's for when you're moving. - When you're moving?!
- I've never seen something like this before.
- What's with this weird feeling? - Your lymph nodes won't get clogged, will they?
- What's with this feeling? - Potassium. Potassium.
- What's with this feeling? - I bought this.
- Oh, you bought this?! - That's why you're making it wet.
- That's why you're making it wet.
- To use your water power. - Oh, I see.
- In the end, it's all beauty products. - That's right. And it's already empty.
- It's empty. - You're a girl power. You're doing it properly, Moria.
- I always go for the most advanced. - You go for the most advanced.
- Don't you have a lot of luggage when you're staying? - There's a lot.
- Right? - There's a lot. - That's true.
- Do you bring shampoo and stuff? - I do.
- So you don't trust hotel shampoo and conditioner? - No, I don't use them.
- Oh, I know.
- Isn't hotel shampoo good? - What?
- You're an idol. - Yes.
- It's good to pursue beauty. - Yes.
- If you notice it too much, you'll get scared. I don't like it. - Yes.
- It's like, "I want to be like a Barbie doll." - Ah!
- It's like, "I pulled out two ribs here." - Ah!
- There are people like that. - "Oh, Moria, ribs!"
- "What? You have ribs?" - "Do you have ribs?"
- "Yes, I pulled them out like a Barbie doll." - Ah!
- "I pulled them out." - "Moria!"
Next up is Ozeki!
- Ozeki! - Yes!
- Did you come from the countryside? - Yes.
- There's quite a lot of luggage in there. - It's heavy.
- It looks heavy. - Yes!
- Scary, scary, scary. - Scary, right?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's check the luggage! - Hey!
Let me show you what's inside.
- Yes, yes... - Ah!
- My favorite! - This is it!
I've been waiting for it!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Yes, tofu noodles! - Ah!
- Are you on a diet? - No, no!
I love tofu noodles!
I don't get tofu noodles out of my bag!
- You don't like it, do you? - No, I don't.
This is a chopstick.
It looks like a chopstick when you break a chopstick.
The chopstick inside is a plastic one.
- This is a paper one. - It's an old one.
I don't know why it's in here.
- What's this? - Ah!
- Eh? - Eh?
- Edamame! - It's edamame!
- Eh? - No, edamame!
- What's this? - Why?
If you put it in an emergency meal, you can eat it when you're hungry.
- Nagasa-kun said it before. - It's an emergency meal.
Why are you suddenly in a pinch?
When I'm hungry and I'm about to get used to it...
You don't eat a lot of food, do you?
- But... - Ah!
But if you look at it like this, you're doing it properly.
- It's like... - It's like Tetris!
It's like Tetris!
- You're putting in a lot of good stuff! - It's in here, isn't it?
- What's this? - Eh?
- Socks! - Socks!
- The camera is recording you! - The camera is recording me!
I don't have a voice!
Wow!
- Eh? - Edamame!
- Did you put it in here? - It's clean! It's clean!
I washed it. I always put it in here.
- My boss says my socks are ugly. - Ah, you've said it before.
I hate it so much that I put it in here so I can change it in an emergency.
I think this is ugly, too.
- Out of all of them... - It's not good yet. - It's not good yet.
If you dig even deeper...
It's the one from earlier!
- It's broken! - It's the one from earlier!
The main character of the card, from earlier!
Moreover, he probably broke it. You must be using it, right?
Why you're putting it back into the case again?
Now it's dirty!
- Now it's dirty! - Why you put it back in?
Throwing it away is better.
Because you have a new chopsticks, New Girl.
You're not going to use it, as we expected.
You put it in.
Oh, it's troublesome.
- This is terrible. - But for variety, it's 100 points.
- That's right. - Well, is that it?
- Well, I guess so. - Wallet? - Oh, this is bad. Oh, it's not bad.
- Yu-yu, do you want me to put it down for you? - Hey!
- Wow! - Seriously?
- You've got your receipt organized properly. - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- This is no good. - Please take care of me for a little while, okay?
- You're disgusting! - Disgusting...
- What is this? - Green feathers.
- Dream collaboration of emikuji and green feathers. - Wow.
- For now, organize your wallet. - Okay.
- And you'll never put back the chopstick you used once. - Okay.
- Just keep this. - Okay.
- What is this? - This program is brought to you by Sony Music...
- Is this Yona-chan's gene? - ...and sponsored by me.
- Just keep this. Check your wallet. - What is this?
- This is not good!
- Shida, Ishimori and Suzumoto cleared in a row. - Yay!
- And Watanabe Rika is... - Hey, Rika is...
Wow!
So, let's check the luggage!
- It says "Mew Mew", doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
- Isn't it great? I want only one of these here. - What?
- It's true! - Is there such a way of using Mew Mew's bag?
- Half of it is in this guy's room! - Only this guy is here! - He's not here.
- Wow! - So cute!
- Is it cute? - What's this? - It's Kuma-chan.
- Do you know what it is, Kuma-chan? - Yes, I do.
- What's in it? - Kuma-chan, what is it?
- Wow! It's a wallet! - Is it a wallet?!
- It's a wallet! - Is it a wallet?!
- You're an adult, aren't you?! - Even my four - year-old boy doesn't use it like this!
- I have a proper one, too... - What?
- Why do you have it? Is it light? - Yes, it is.
- Is it light? Is it like a little shopping bag? - Yes.
- I don't think there's much in this one, either... - Oh, no!
- What's wrong?! - This is it! This is the sensor's reaction!
- Detective Tsuchida... - What's wrong?!
- Wow! What's this?! - Wow!
- What's this?! - Wow!
- This is, you know, honey oil, right? - Wow!
- This is crazy, right? - This is processed and...
- This is crazy, right? - This is crazy, right?
- What's this? - It's dried squid. - Dried squid?
- Why? - I love dried squid...
- and I always eat it. - You have a lot of food allergies, though.
- Huh? - One of your bags is emergency food...
- and the other one is your bear wallet. - So, this is...
- a bear emergency food, right? - Yes.
- So, you have a lot of food allergies, right? - Yes, that's right.
- There's nothing in the smallest places. - See?
- You're good at using those places. - See?
- It's fast even if you don't clean up. - It's fast!
- It's over. - Okay, you and your bear...
- Welcome back. - Yes, Hoshimoto.
- Oh! - He continues...
- and he clears Pabuto Nanohama! - I can't get up!
- But Yonezumba... - I can't get up!
- You look like you have a lot of energy. - I can't get up!
- Okay, let's check it out! - There's nothing in it.
- That's right.
- And I think it's school-specific... - Ah!
- This looks like Yonezumba! - Wow!
- All of them are studying! - Amazing!
- What is this? - Mejian Mathematical Exercise. - What is "mejian"? - It's something like "mejian".
- It's difficult. What is this? - Huh?
- Symmetric and non-symmetric equations... - I have no idea, really!
- Do you make rockets or something like that? - No, I don't make anything like that!
- I have no idea. - You don't write it here, do you? - That's right, I write it on that leaf.
- I write it here. - Wow! Wow!
- What a smart person's notebook! - Circle! Circle! Circle! Circle!
- Wow! It has a lot of numbers and alphabets written on it! - What does it represent?
- If you go a little further from here, there's probably a biology zone. - I have no idea what's written on it...
- But it's easy to understand. - You like biology, don't you? - Yes, I love it!
- My favorite strap is also a genetic strap. - Huh? What's a "genetic strap"?
- It's easy to hold and looks beautiful like this. - Oh, I've seen it before!
- Wow! - Wow!
- A "genetic strap"?! I've never seen it before! Where do you get a "genetic strap"?!
- I sell it! I sell it! - What kind of "genetic strap" is this?!
- This is Yone-san's "genetic strap"?! - What kind of "genetic strap" is this?!
- When I went to a local school culture festival, there was something like a "genetic price range".
- The kid said, "I made it for you, so I'll give it to you!" - Oh, you made it!
- I think he made it with beads. - I see.
- But look at the note! - A "genetic strap", yes.
- From the eyeball cross section... - Wow!
- You're good! - You're good!
- You're good at this kind of thing! - Wow!
- No, this is already... - It's good!
- It's good!
- Yes, thank you. - Wow!
- Please encourage Ben-gak! - I will!
- Next up is Harada's "luggage check"! - Thank you!
- Wow, as expected, it came out!
- Yone-san too, but these two smarties... - They're studying properly! - They're studying!
- This is already... - The note is cute!
- What was the name again? Ariel? - It's Ariel!
- Wow, it's so detailed!
- Wow, you're already studying second year high school!
- I'm in second year high school! - Huh?
- Huh? Since when?
- This spring.
- You're pretty good at Japanese... - You're in second year high school, right?
- Right? Wow, isn't this amazing?
- Wow, the "g" is so small and pretty! What is this?
- Second year high school! She can study! - Wow, amazing!
- She's writing "g" so neatly!
- What's this?
- "g"
- See, as expected! - See, what is it?
- She's writing "g" so neatly! - Awesome!
- See, as expected! - I feel relieved!
- She's writing "g" so neatly! - She's stretching her back!
- She's studying second year high school before anyone!
- It's not second year, it's second year high school!
- Try using "g" for cinnamon roll!
- It's cute, isn't it? - It's cute, but...
- How old are you? - Second year of high school.
- You're lying! Look! It's Maimeru-chan!
- It's cute! Use it! - What's this, Maimeru-chan?
- "G" for cinnamon roll. - Maimeru-chan with "g" for cinnamon roll.
And even more...
- There's a letter. - Oh!
- Is it like a letter? - A friend of mine...
- Oh! A friend of mine... - sent me a letter.
- A friend of yours... - is an elementary school student!
- My little sister is an elementary school student and she sent me a letter.
- Aoi-chan, I'm watching you on TV. I love you. Let's play together next time. Good luck!
- This is a classmate, right? A classmate's... - No! No!
- A classmate's... - The friend of her hometown!
- The friend of her hometown sent you this, right? - No!
- It's not? - It's my little sister's.
- Oh, wait. It's dirtier than mine!
- After this, we'll check out Nagata again!
Kobayashi, Saito, Hirate and the staff will also leave their luggage checks!
- Nagata-kun, I saw it last time, but I'll check it again.
So, for the last time, we'll check Nagata-kun's bag again!
- I'll open it. - It's not different from everyone's, really.
- Wait a minute! It's dirtier than I thought!
- Hey, what's this? It came out like "beroon"!
- Wait a minute! - Yes?
- Is it the "emergency meal" that everyone talks about a lot? - Yes!
- A lot of "chigiri" (fried squid)! - It looks delicious!
- It doesn't look delicious! What's with that reaction?!
- What about this ribbon? - I wear it every month.
- Ribbon is... - Ribbon is my favorite book. - It's your favorite book, isn't it?
- You like manga, don't you? - I love it! - You write, don't you? - Yes.
- I see. - But I haven't stopped reading it since elementary school.
- I've been reading it a lot of the time. - You're addicted to ribbons, aren't you?
- Yes, on the train... - You read ribbons on the train?!
- Basically, once you touch a ribbon, you can't get rid of it. - You can't get back.
- You're addicted to ribbons, aren't you? - Yes, I'm into ribbons. - Ribbons.
- You're addicted to ribbons, aren't you? - Ribbons!
- A pencil case! It's a pencil case, isn't it? - Yes, a pencil case.
- Inside the pencil case... caramel! - Why did you put it in a pencil case? - Right?
- I thought I'd lick it during class.
- You shouldn't lick it during class. - I'm sure it's okay. - You're sure it's okay? - I'm sure it's okay.
- You're sure it's okay because you won't be found out? - That's not it. - It's about morals.
- Please be more careful. - When you look at it, you don't think it's an idol's bag.
- You think it's an old man's bag. - An old man's bag with a ribbon.
- After this, Suzumoto is in tears! - See you later!
- This program is brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
- Next episode, "Failing Couple"!
- See you later! - See you later!
- Will they be able to go on location?