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"Bagon"! It's started again today. "Keyaki" doesn't count!
Hello, I'm Shigeru Suwako. And I'm Suga. Nice to meet you!
And these guys are "Keyaki-chan".
Let me announce today's project.
Today's project is...
Report what you can't do early! I can't do this! Announcement!
Report what you can't do early! Announcement!
There was a time when we broadcasted from Shibuya.
Yes, there was.
At that time, we found out something.
Yone-san's "I can't do this! Announcement!"
Yes, yes, yes. I remember it.
The 4th single's campaign.
During the broadcast from Shibuya 109...
While eating cookies...
A shocking fact was revealed!
Why? Why? Why?
Why do you hate it so much, Yone-san?
In front of everyone in the store!
Why? Why? Why?
What's wrong? Why did you hate it just now?
I don't like joint kissing.
You don't like it?
It's fun!
You didn't know about it?
In order for this kind of thing not to happen in the future,
each of you will announce what you can't do.
First of all, Yone-san's "can't do this" is
turning and drinking.
I've avoided all kinds of joint kissing in my life.
Like clubbing and turning and drinking.
Here you go, Nanami.
Thank you!
You didn't drink it, did you?
I didn't, but like this...
Thank you!
You weren't pointed out about it?
Even if I was pointed out about it, I didn't need it that much.
I see, you haven't changed much.
When we have our own big concerts, they write us.
Ah, you have your own bottles.
We have our own bottles, so we don't have any trouble.
But when we go to festivals or other venues,
we have our own number of bottles.
We don't have many, but we don't have many.
Ah, I see.
When we have like five bottles, we absolutely have to drink them.
Five bottles for that many people?
We have our own number of bottles in our own hands.
At times like that, we're like "oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no".
So you don't want to drink as much as you can at festivals?
I don't want to drink as much as I can at festivals.
Because you sweat a lot.
Right? Festivals in the summer are like...
On the contrary, what happens if you do that?
Do you feel sick or something like that?
Do you throw up?
I don't throw up, but...
In my head and in my feelings...
I see.
So you don't want to drink while you're dancing at festivals.
Like shabu-shabu.
Hot pot?
I've never been there.
I've never eaten there.
I've never been there for shabu-shabu with my friends.
Imagine it.
Imagine you're eating hot pot with your friends.
And your friends are eating hot pot in their own house.
I got Chinese cabbage.
I got meatball.
Don't lick it!
I'm going home.
By the way, there's one more member who can't drink while dancing.
What?
You're saying that much.
Uemura!
You can't drink while dancing, right?
Yes.
What do you do when you're dancing?
I put up with it.
Same.
Let's say you go on a work location in the winter.
Do you eat hot pot after work?
Do you eat it first and then eat it?
What about extra water?
I can't do it.
Can you do it without extra water?
You can make a lot of things.
Extra water is the best.
Can you do it without extra water?
Yes.
I can't think of anything.
Let's call an expert.
An expert of this?
Let's talk to an expert.
Hello?
Thank you for calling.
Do you know an expert like him?
There is an expert like him.
First of all...
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry. What's wrong?
Is this how you talk?
Are you Nijishiko?
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Amon Nijishiko, a psychoanalyst.
Amon Nijishiko!
He is the first member of Katakana Keyaki.
You are Amon Nijishiko, right?
Yes, I am.
He is not Amon Nijishiko.
Wait a minute, Nijishiko!
Let's have a concert next time!
Do you have a reaction?
Well...
I've been asked to speak up here and there.
That's amazing!
Mr. Nijiko, what do you mean by "no turning around"?
Well, that kind of person is...
In fact, it is a characteristic that is common to people with strong desire to win alone.
Desire to win alone?
In short, it's good for the family, but it's not good for others.
I see.
It's a type of person that strongly distinguishes between the inside and the outside.
For example, in the future, if you get married and have a husband like this,
even if you have a little bit of an upper-hand structure, you won't be able to forgive it.
But maybe I can't even get married.
With your husband?
Yes, I can't even get married with my husband.
You can't even get married with your husband?
You mean you can't?
I definitely can't!
What?!
No, no, I'm telling you, even if you get married, you won't get married with your husband.
You're right, you're right, you won't.
I don't like it.
Even though he kissed me, he gave me a coin watch.
What is this?!
It happens, doesn't it?
It's a wonderful thing!
What should we do to fix it?
It's difficult to fix it, but...
It's quite difficult.
Yes.
But I think you'll be able to kiss me someday.
Someday, right?
Someday.
When you grow up, you'll be able to kiss me, right?
I think you'll be able to kiss me someday.
I don't think an expert can say that.
As expected of Ms. Fujito.
As expected of her.
Can you kiss me?
What?!
If you want me to kiss you...
You can kiss me, right?
You can't?
I can't!
I can't do it at all!
That's rare.
Ms. Fujito, it seems like you can't kiss me.
Yes!
Next, what is something Nell can't do?
- Takoyaki? - What?
- Oh, I see. - What?
- Is it only takoyaki? - No, no.
I can't eat only takoyaki and okonomiyaki.
- What? - What?
- That's not good. - I often eat them as a side dish.
- I'm sorry, but you can't eat both of them? - I can't eat both of them.
- But you can eat them as a side dish.
- There's a lot of takoyaki. - There's a lot of it.
- The taste? - What?
The taste, texture, and the smell of sauce and green laver.
- I can't eat both of them. - Really?
- You can't eat both of them? - That's right.
- What?
When I was in middle school, I would eat takopatti and takoyaki with my friends.
My friends would either not call me or my friends' mothers would prepare rice balls for me.
- Wow. - I always ate them alone.
- Can you eat rice balls that your friends' mothers prepared for you? - Yes.
- You can eat them, right? - You can't eat them, right?
- No. - See? She can't eat them.
You can't eat rice balls that your friends' mothers prepared for you?
You can't eat lunch boxes that your friends' mothers prepared for you?
- You can't eat them? - No.
No matter how soft your friends' mothers' rice balls are, you can't eat them.
You can eat them even if they're a little messy.
Next, what is something that Suzumoto can't do?
- The aquarium. - What?
- The aquarium is popular with girls. - Yes.
- Why? - Isn't there a 0% chance that the glass will break?
Now that you say it, isn't there a 0% chance that the ceiling of the TMC will come off?
- That's true. - I don't like water that much, but...
- I'm scared of things like being in the water on TV. - Oh, you're scared of water and the sea?
- I'm scared of it. - Are you okay with the zoo?
The zoo...
- I like it a lot. - But even if it's the same zoo, it's not 100% safe, is it?
- But if it's a zoo, it's pretty far away. - That's right, there's water and stuff like that.
- Are you the type of person who calls the zoo by its name? - No, it's just a coincidence.
Next, what is something that Moriya can't do?
Working hard and working hard, but losing.
- You're a little different again. - When did you start doing this?
- It's been pretty recent. - Oh, really?
- So you haven't hated losing since you were a kid? - No, it's not like that.
- It's like I'm growing up little by little. - Oh!
- So it's like you exploded after you signed the contract? - Yeah.
- Oh, I see. - You don't want to lose anything anymore?
- It's written in the contract, right? "Even though you worked hard."
- Even though you worked hard?! - If it's something that doesn't matter, I'm okay with it.
- I see. - I'm okay with it.
It's hard for me to lose when I know I don't want to lose.
- But effort isn't always rewarded. - Yeah.
- But other than that, I can't do anything else.
- There's a show where you have to compete against each other.
- Do you work really hard for that? - If it's like that, I'll do my best.
- If it's like that, you'll do your best?! - No, if it's work, I'll do it properly.
- That's amazing! - You're a professional.
- So you're a professional, right? - But girls don't like bugs, right?
- That's true. - On the contrary, are there people who like bugs?
- If you ask me... - Oh!
- I don't like them, but I don't hate them. - You're okay with it?
- I think I'm more scared of bugs.
- It's like a story from a picture book.
- That's true. - That's a kind side of you.
- But you grew up in nature, didn't you? - That's right.
- You're a wild animal, right? - Yes, I'm a wild animal.
- I'm really okay with it. - Huh?!
- Can you touch bugs at all? - I can.
- Huh? There were bugs on your takoyaki, right? - No, I couldn't do it.
- What kind of situation is that?! - What kind of situation is that?!
- I don't know, but... - Is it a sea creature or something like that?
- This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
- I hate knees!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- What the heck is that?!
- Next up, "What can't Lisa do?"
- Gathering.
- What's this? - What's this?
- Something bumpy. - Ahh!
- Bumpy, bumpy, bumpy. - Ahh!
- Like a cartilage? - Something like that is fine.
- A cartilage is fine?
- What... like... I don't know.
- There's a gathering that's fine and one that's not fine.
- A gathering that's fine... - That's a bee's nest.
- Ahh... barely safe. - That's fine.
- What do you hate the most? - What could it be?
- You don't know what it is in your head, do you? - Yeah.
- Is it the same for you, Nell? - Yes.
- For me, it's like...
- It's in a computer sample image or something like that.
- It's like a flower petal in a dwap.
- Ahh...
- Something like that. - How about you, Lisa?
- Something like a flower... - I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Let's take a look at some of the pictures to see what kind of gathering they hate.
- Here's a picture.
- Ahh... - Ahh...
- This is... - What is it? A plant?
- What is it? - This is disgusting.
- This is a mustard. - Disgusting.
- What about you, Niru? - Disgusting.
- What about you, Lisa? - Disgusting.
- What's worse is that they all hate it!
- I don't know about that.
- Me, too.
- It's like a monster.
- All of you are likely to hate it!
- No, no, no!
Not me!
- It's like pupa feeding bugs.
- No, it's not okay!
- Not for everyone!
Huh?
- Kobayashi, Kobayashi! - Huh?
- Everyone's not okay with this. - Huh?
- Why? - What's not okay? What's with this time?
- Nothing's wrong. - Nothing's wrong?
- She has one emotion and two emotions less. - There's more!
- Here! - Ooh!
- Ah! - Wait a minute!
- This is...well, cherry blossoms! - Ah!
- Well... - It's okay.
- What about you, Nell? - I'm not okay with three - dimensional things.
- Ah, like...sujiko... - Yeah, if this isn't okay, then sujiko isn't okay.
- Sujiko isn't okay. - How much is it?
- How much is it for the combined one? - If it's increased, it's not okay.
- Then, if you look at it like this, it's okay, but if you look at it like this, it's not okay? - Yes, it's not okay.
- It's increased! - It's increased?
- Ah, it's okay, it's okay! - Ah, it's okay, it's okay!
- No, if this isn't okay, then taiyaki anko wouldn't be okay. - Ah!
- What about you, Lisa? - It's okay.
- Ah, this is okay! - Like...
- On the flat surface, it's bumpy. - It's the opposite! - Lisa is on the flat surface!
- Eh, there's still more there? - There's still more.
- Here! - Ah...
- Utsubo? - Utsubo!
- Is it okay at all? - Utsubo is...
- Look! It's close! It's close to Utsubo's face!
- What about you, Nell? - Suzumoto has an amazing face.
- It's okay. - Suzumoto!
- What about you, Suzumoto? - Ah, like...
- Like a sea creature. - Like a sea creature.
- It's a double, right? - Like a sea creature.
- Like a sea creature, but bumpy. - Like a sea creature, but bumpy.
- Okay, next! - Isn't there a bigger group?
- Here it is! - Something like this. Sunflowers, I guess.
- Only Nail and Lisa... - I'm a little nervous.
- Can I see it? - Sure, go ahead.
- Because, you know, back in the day, the cover of the Japanese Academy of Sciences was like this. - Oh, right!
- That wasn't good.
- If the Japanese Academy of Sciences wasn't good, there wouldn't be a notebook to use!
- Oh, there's more. Next!
- It's blue. - Sesame?
- Sesame! - It's totally fine.
- It's totally fine?
- I don't like things that humans have.
- Things that humans have?!
- I've seen it before in pictures, but...
- There's something buried in my knee. - What are you looking at?!
- What's buried in your knee?! - I was shown it by my friends.
- It's not food or plants. - So it's not human?
- What about Yoshida's black mayonnaise? - That's important.
- Don't say "that"! - She's our senior.
- There's more! Next! - Oh, there's more.
- What's this? A coral? - I feel sick.
- Are you sleeping? - I feel sick.
- What about you, Risa? - There's something buried in my whole body.
- Something buried in your knee? - Yes.
- What's buried in your knee?! - It's a normal knee, but it's buried in my knee.
- There's a picture of it. - What about you, Sango?
- What's buried in your knee?! - It's buried in my knee.
- I don't need it. - What about your favorite brand's bag?
- It doesn't change. - It doesn't change.
- Next! - Strawberry.
- Strawberry is fine.
- I eat it a lot. - There's a lot of seeds in my knee.
- Why do you always talk about your knee?! - My knee is beautiful!
- Let's ask him. Doctor! What's buried in your knee?!
- I've been talking about my knee for a while. - Did you press a weird button?
- No, I didn't. - Are you okay?
- Yes. - Please.
- These bumps and crumples represent your beauty deterioration. - Beauty deterioration?!
- Yes, they symbolize it psychologically. - I see.
- So, if you're afraid of it, you're afraid of your beauty deteriorating. - Does that mean you're a narcissist?
- Yes, I'm narcissistic and self-confident. - Is there any side effect of narcissism? - No, there isn't.
- No, there isn't! - But narcissists sometimes don't know for themselves.
By the way, when Amon Nijiko-sensei was speaking, what happened to the other three or four people in the back row?
They were saying "butsubutsu" and "tsubutsubu" and I thought, "aren't they the same?"
- No, "butsubutsun" and "tsubutsubu" are different! - They're different!
- Sensei? - Yes, yes!
Were you listening?
I just heard it now, but what were you talking about?
You know, like Sensei said at the beginning, "butsubutsu" and "tsubutsubu" are the same, right?
That's what they're saying.
"butsubutsu" and "tsubutsubu"...
Hmm...
"butsubutsu" has a skin feel, and "tsubutsubu" has a three-dimensional feel.
- That's easy to understand! - That's easy to understand!
That's true! Look!
What are you laughing about?!
- Hey! - There was a difference!
- I'm sorry, Sensei! - Not at all!
By the way, where are you right now, Sensei?
- I'm in Ikebukuro's back alley. - Back alley?!
- Ikebukuro's back alley?! - Back alley...
I thought it might be a little quiet in the back alley, but...
- Did you just say "butsubutsu" and "tsubutsubu" in the back alley?! - Yes, yes.
- You can't say "butsubutsu" and "tsubutsubu" in the back alley! - You can't do that!
There might be some people who are a little crazy, so be careful!
- Oh, be careful! - Be careful!
- Yes! - Sorry!
- How are you doing it? - A little like this...
- That's not it! - After this, will Nel and Nagasawa-kun be forbidden to do anything?!
After this, will Nagasawa-kun be forbidden to do anything?!
- Nel will hug me and kiss me. - It's changed a lot, hasn't it? - Again!
Recently, Nel comes really close to me.
And then, he'll come and put his hand somewhere...
and like, kiss me.
That's scary.
You don't like that?
He says "zwa zwa" to me.
"Zwa zwa"... Well, it's just breathing.
Yeah, he says "zwa zwa" to you. It happens, right?
I like Nanako-chan...
I like Nanako-chan a lot...
and when I hug her...
she says "you're itchy" to me.
I don't like it anymore...
and when I don't like it...
I hug her more...
You get excited?
I hug her more...
Wow...
How do you do it?
Well, like...
Isn't it a little too hard?
I'm the one who's more experienced than you.
You can't do it?
Do it lightly for Nagasa-kun.
Eh? It's embarrassing...
What is that?!
It's late at night on the TV island.
It's okay for foreigners, late at night on the TV island.
Wait, teacher!
Teacher Rojirado!
Yes?
You hug her and kiss her!
Yes.
What do you do with it?!
Do you do it with other people, too?
Yes.
Ah, you do.
Yes.
Um...
Probably...
Um...
Nagasa-san is very jealous of it.
Eh?!
Isn't it Nel who's not satisfied with it?
Yes, it's Nagasa-san who's not satisfied with it.
Eh?!
Oh, it was you!
No way!
Nagasa-kun!
It's the same as before.
Yes.
Nagahama-san...
You don't want to do it with Nagahama-san who kissed other people, right?
I see, you're jealous of it.
Yes, I'm jealous of it.
So...
My...
Yes.
From the bottom of my heart, I hate it.
I see!
Yes.
This is...
Nagasa-kun...
That's what it looks like.
Certainly...
I've seen you do it a lot since you were little.
- Oh, I didn't know. - I didn't know you did it.
- Oh, I didn't know you did it.
- It might be like that. - Oh, I didn't know you did it.
- It might be like that. - You were doing it, Sensei!
Yes!
You look happy, Sensei!
- You did it, didn't you?! - Sensei!
Yes... No, no, no...
- That's right, isn't it?! - You're making quite a loud voice! Are you okay?! - Yes, somehow... Yes, there are people walking their dogs, but...
- Yes, and actually, there's another long story. - Yes. - Here's another one! "It's impossible for a mother to catch a cicada." - Hmm... I can't do it either.
- Why does a mother catch a cicada? - Well, since I was in kindergarten, there are a lot of cicadas in the mountains, so I catch them and stick them to the curtains of my house.
- In your house?! - Yes. - In your own house?! - It's really loud and I don't know when it will fly away, and I'm really scared... - Don't you tell your mother about it, Nagasa-kun?!
- Well, my mother seems happy about it, and she thinks I'm happy about it, so I don't say anything... - Doesn't your father say anything about it? - My father comes home at about nine in the evening and catches it and lets it go...
- Does your father stay with you until then?! - Yes, he does. - Wow, that's really bad! Wow, I should ask my teacher about this! - Teacher! - Yes! - What do you think?! - Well... I don't like it when a mother catches a cicada. - That's right! - Yes! - What do you think?! - Well... I don't know... - Teacher, it's okay if you don't have one!
- Is it okay for you to give up?! - Well... I'm sorry! - You just gave up! - By the way, Ms. Nijiko, you said you were going to Ikebukuro, but what are you going to do from now on?! - Yes, well...
- I'm going to buy half-price sales at the supermarket!
- That's just right! Well, it's getting cheaper, isn't it?! - That's right!
- By the way, what are you aiming for today?! - Well, today...
- Uh... Ohagi... Ohagi and... - Ohagi?!
- Ohagi?!
- It's not fish or anything like that! Ohagi?!
- Start!
- Nanatawa-kun's Big Bite Revenge!
- Good luck, everyone!
- This program was brought to you by Sony Music and...
- You guys lost, didn't you?!
- ...the following sponsors.
- Next episode, Big Bite Revenge Fight!
- I broke my stomach in the morning.
- Will Nanatawa-kun, who trained like a warrior, be able to win?!