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Keyaki-tte, kakenai?
Hello, I'm your host, Sato.
I'm Hito.
Nice to meet you.
And she is Keyaki-chan!
Nyai, nyai.
She is just cute, isn't she?
She is cute, isn't she?
The word "nyai" is so cute.
She is cute, isn't she?
Well, let's get started.
Today's...
Oh, well...
Huh?
Sabe-san.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Could you tell us about today's program?
Yes.
Okay, Sugai, please.
Yes.
Then, I will announce today's program.
What is it?
It's a special birthday program.
Let's celebrate Sabe-san together!
Wow!
Well, everyone has had a lot of meetings.
Have you met each other?
We have had many different meetings.
But today, we will celebrate Sabe-san's birthday together.
Yes.
So, Keyaki's fans who are watching TV, please turn off the TV.
This week is Sabe-san's birthday.
Certainly.
On May 19th, Sabe-san's 31st birthday, members will give her a surprise party.
These two will be the host.
Let's start the party!
Let's get started!
The first party is...
Birthday cake party!
Here is the cake!
We decorated it together.
That's why it's a little late!
What do you mean?
It's good!
You mean it's tasty, right?
But we all did our best.
I'm happy about it!
You did your best, but you got tired of picking up the branches.
That's true!
You're picking up all the branches!
Yes, we all had to do our makeup.
You had time to fix it.
We all made these ourselves.
Nagasawa and Aoi made them.
It's been a while!
It's so sweet!
Brazilians will love it!
Nagasawa and Nao made it.
Nagasawa is good at cooking!
What is this?
It's a cheese cake.
It's a cup cheese cake.
This is amazing!
You made it, right?
Please eat it!
Let's eat Sabe's body!
Let's eat!
It's so good!
It's good!
After this, Nagasawa-kun's cake was also delicious.
Finally, it's Harada's cake!
Yesterday, after the lesson, I went home and baked it.
I did it carelessly, so I baked it too much.
You did it carelessly!
In front of him, you said you did it carelessly!
In carelessness, you said "congratulations".
It's good!
In carelessness...
I'll eat it.
The taste is a little different than before.
It's good, but...
Please give me about 8 liters of water.
It's good because it has water content.
The taste is really good.
After eating the cake, it looks like a birthday party, doesn't it?
You're really bad at it!
You're advanced!
Advanced...
It looks like a birthday party!
That's good!
Before we go to the next celebration,
we borrowed a picture of Serbe's childhood, so let's look at it!
First of all, this one!
We really don't need it!
Who said "it's small"?
We're really going to change channels!
This is a picture of Serbe's childhood!
This is the birth of Heisei's Bakusho-o!
This is junior high school!
This is high school!
High school!
No!
It's not "no"!
I have that, too!
What is it?
Classmates of the same grade come here.
What is it?
It looks like "mutsuri"!
Wait a minute!
Don't say "Kobayashi is nervous"!
Kobayashi and Hirate are also nervous!
Why are you nervous?
Eri and Shimizu are nervous, too.
It's not "so-so"!
This program is sponsored by Sony Music and soup.
Let's move on to the next celebration!
Celebration show with messages!
This time, we have received messages from people who are deeply involved in Sobe.
Oh, this is amazing!
Please watch the video over there!
I'm Yoshimura, a senior comedian of Heisei.
I'm Ubuku, a senior comedian of Heisei.
Thank you!
First of all, we received comments from these two senior comedians who know Sobe well.
What is it?
Let's see how Sobe usually is like.
Usually...
I'm not sure why, but I'm a serious salaryman.
I don't go out to eat properly.
Recently, I've been wondering if my marriage is going well.
I'm drinking in my neighborhood, so would you like to go for a drink?
I want to go home and drink in my neighborhood.
That's not the case.
I went to Daikanyama all the time with my wife.
After that, I went to my family for a meal.
I asked her if I could go.
She said yes.
You said it well.
I'm attracted to your senses.
Do you talk about your marriage with your line mates?
No, we don't.
We don't.
For example?
We don't.
Is there anything you want to be recommended?
No, there's nothing I want to recommend.
I want you to do a lot of business.
That's not the case.
What's up with you guys?
Mr. Cao Yu, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I knew it.
This is where it starts, right?
I've been experiencing it since I was 31 years old, but when you're over 30 years old, you really can't come up with a name.
I'm 31 years old, and I want you to get over it.
You're 31 years old, too.
I don't know when you'll be arrested.
I'll protect you.
Please invite me to your family for a meal again.
I won't invite you.
I'll go.
Happy birthday!
What is it?
It's not a celebration message.
A good senior is wasting his time.
Is it a business?
It's not a business!
I'm sad.
We can't tell Yoshimura-san about the contract work 46.
Why is that?
Because I hate it.
Can someone tell us about it?
I know a lot about it!
But you're good at talking about Momokuro, right?
I've been to Momokuro's concert with Tokui-san.
So, you know...
It's getting weird.
We'll do our best to make you like us more.
It's not your fault.
It's the members' fault.
You have to become a member who gets more attention from you.
It's not a business.
So, that's it for the celebratory comments from famous people who are close to you.
That's it?!
What?!
You know something else, right?
Yes, we've been to a place where Hiragana members have visited.
Let's watch the video.
We're coming to Haraichi, where Sabe-san is from!
Haraichi!
It's near Sabe-san's hometown.
I'd like to collect words from people around me and give them to you, Mr. Saabe.
I have a promise with someone who will show me around today, so I'd like to go to that promised place.
So, the three of them visited Haraichi for Mr. Saabe.
Who is the promised person?
Mr. Iwarai!
Good morning!
The members were waiting for Mr. Saabe's partner, Mr. Iwai.
Let's say hello.
When I go out for shooting, Shida calls me "Have Mizuho".
What kind of park is here?
This park is called "Haraichi Ekimae Park".
I used to play here.
After I became an adult, I used to make a story of Haraichi here.
There is an iron stick here.
I use it like a center microphone and say "I'm Saabe".
I want to make a story about you.
About me?
I've never heard of such a person.
They decided to reenact the situation at the time.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Recently, I'm addicted to soup.
Soup?
For example, consomme soup.
It's delicious.
Also, potato soup.
It's a little warm.
Also, meat and potato soup.
You can't do it at all.
Are there any other places you remember?
There are many places in Haraichi.
Really?
Do you want to go?
I want to go.
Let's go.
I'm happy.
Let's go.
They went to a local supermarket.
What memories do they have here?
Saabe worked here.
How long did you work here?
About 18 days.
How long did you work here?
One day.
One day?
I was asked to work in a corner of a grocery store.
I didn't work in the department I wanted to work in.
I see.
You worked here for one day.
Can you tell us about it?
I negotiated with the people of Inagea.
I asked them if they could congratulate me.
I only worked here for one day.
I don't want to be involved in it.
It's natural for you to say that.
It's natural for me to say that.
After this, they went to a kindergarten where Saabe went.
Since they were in class, they couldn't film there.
They didn't get a single comment.
Where did they go next?
Over there.
I've been there a lot.
I've been there with Sabe and other friends.
And this is it.
This ramen shop.
We've been going to this ramen shop since we were in middle school.
Sabe and I think this is the best ramen shop in the world.
I love ramen as much as I write a ramen blog.
I love ramen.
You don't look like you eat a lot, but do you eat a lot?
I eat eight cups of ramen when I have a lot of recordings.
Which ramen do you like the most?
I've been eating Jonathan's souler ramen recently.
Jonathan?
I know it.
I want to go there.
Jonathan?
It's delicious.
Leaving Jonathan aside, let's go to the ramen shop.
After ordering the most recommended ramen in Harajuku,
we asked the store manager to look back on that time.
You wear a hat and a wig and go to Jalliboo, right?
I remember that image very well.
It's just like that on TV.
Thank you for leaving me alone.
Did you go with your girlfriend, Sabe?
She was rejected and left home.
Really?
I see.
What did you do in love when you were in junior high school?
Sabe?
Sabe had a girlfriend.
She was dating, but she was rejected by a boy in her neighborhood.
She was rejected?
That's right.
When they were dating, she used her cell phone's ringtone for Matsuura Aya's song "One Hundred Kisses".
She only used it for her girlfriend.
She's been using that song for five or six years.
I'm sad.
I don't know if it'll be "One Hundred Kisses".
It's disgusting.
The ramen they've been waiting for has arrived.
What will it taste like?
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I don't eat ramen that much, but this one is really good.
It's refreshing and rich.
It's a taste I've never tasted before.
It's delicious.
Saito has been eating it.
Sasaki has been doing it.
He's been eating it all the time.
And his uniform smells bad.
After enjoying the ramen, they brought the topic back to Sabe.
What kind of family is Sabe's family like?
My father doesn't talk much.
He's a really quiet person.
So, Sabe doesn't talk much at home, either.
It's a dark house.
It's a negative place.
His house is really one of a kind, but it's kind of creepy.
Did you go to his house?
Yes, I went there a lot.
When you go to his house, it's a little dark.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Finally, we received a congratulatory comment from the store manager.
Thank you for becoming famous and riding it all the time.
Also, I've been running this store until I retire in Harajuku.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
We've been around a lot.
How was it?
It was fun.
The ramen was really good.
What was it again?
We received a congratulatory comment from a person who has a deep relationship with you.
How was it?
I don't think we received many congratulatory comments.
But it seems like you can't do it today.
What?
One of my friends in Serbia and Kyoto has a classmate named Koksikun.
I'm going to get some comments from my classmates and acquaintances.
I can't do it, but I'll try to get some comments.
You don't have to do anything.
Thank you.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Thank you for today.
Where did you go last time?
There wasn't a convenience store at all.
How did you spend it?
You made fun of my hometown!
There is no convenience store!
But congratulations!
It doesn't connect there!
How about you, Sasaki?
It was a city with little color.
People don't eat that much.
Ramen was delicious, wasn't it?
Ramen was very delicious.
That's fast!
You have a ramen blog, don't you?
Yes.
Did you write it?
No, I didn't.
You didn't write it?
No, I didn't.
But I said I would go again.
Do you really go to Harajuku?
There is no convenience store!
You say it too much!
In addition, as you can see in the video, Iwai asked people in the basketball club in middle school about Sabe at the time.
Here is his classmate.
Do you know?
That's amazing!
By the way, Sato was in another middle school basketball club.
Do you know?
It's Kiichi! Sato is Kiichi, isn't he?
At that time, Sabe was rivaled.
He was in the top four in the country.
In which middle school?
He was in the top four in the country.
He was in my middle school!
So, Sato asked Sabe if he remembered being rivaled by Sabe.
He said he remembered that there was a bald man in Harajuku.
Sabe, what do you think?
Didn't you say that Sabe was good?
I only have the impression of being bald.
So, Sato and others asked Sabe about Sabe at the time.
Sabe at the time was a historical figure in the basketball club.
He was a star player who could be selected for regional selection.
Here is a picture of Sabe at the time.
There is also information like this.
Sabe had a narcissistic side, and even if he scored a shot, he didn't get very happy about it.
That's true.
Who said that?
That's a lot different from Sabe's image, isn't it?
Can you do it for me?
After you scored a shot.
At that time in junior high school.
I'm not a dog, I'm a dog.
After this, the birthday party was filled with tears of emotion.
Next is this.
Let's celebrate for your family, too!
This time, we received comments from our family, who know you the best.
First of all, it's a letter from your father.
Happy birthday! You're 31 years old now.
After graduating high school, you entered this world, and you were worried about what would happen in the future.
It's been 12 years, and you're blessed with your own efforts and luck, and you're relieved to be seen on TV and so on.
Please continue to liven up this show we love!
That's what it says.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
Iwai said it, too.
Usually, a quiet father like you cooperates with the show and sends us letters like this.
Thank you very much!
I'm a big fan of Hirate!
Can you say something to your father?
Thank you for giving birth to me.
Your father didn't give birth to you!
He's not a special creature!
The next one is from my wife.
Happy birthday to you, Yu-kun!
We're both older than we were when we met.
The environment is completely different, but I think I'm the only one who has a more fulfilling, fun and happy day than when we met.
At least me and the kids are having a fun and happy day every day.
It's also thanks to my dad.
Thank you for always paying attention to the whole family.
Thank you for always making everyone smile.
I look forward to working with you in the future.
I hope you have a wonderful year in your 31st year.
But I'm happy about it.
- That's good. - I was a little moved by it.
So we got some nice and weak comments from your family.
Since we're here, we'll answer some of the questions we asked our family members.
Huh?
The first question is...
Have you ever talked about 'Kiyakizaka 46' at home?
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
This is what my wife answered.
The answer is...
Not really, but before I knew it, I showed my daughter the music video and made her remember it.
- That's good. - I'm happy about it.
- If you show her, she'll remember it. - She'll start dancing.
She'll start dancing on her own.
That's why my 3-year-old daughter says, "I don't like it."
She can't dance exactly, but she'll move her arms like this and say, "I don't like it."
She'll move her arms like this and say, "I don't like it."
- That's really cute. - I'm happy about it.
Let's move on.
The next question is...
If you had to give a catchphrase to Sabe-san, what would it be?
- Everyone said it. - Everyone said it.
- This is what my dad... - Your dad?
...answered. Let's take a look.
This is it.
Sabe-san, what do you think?
What do you think?
Well, it's far from it.
Sabe-san, please introduce yourself now.
Hi, I'm Sabe Yu, the invincible influence of Watanabe Entertainment.
That's good.
It's not bad.
It's true that I felt sick when you said it.
At the end of the party, Sabe-san sent a message from Captain Sugai on behalf of the members.
Sabe-san, happy 31st birthday!
And thank you for always taking care of me.
We are idols, but we don't get much attention and we don't get many reactions.
I'm sorry for bothering you two MCs all the time.
But in such a situation, Sabe-san understands and supports each and every one of us.
He cheers us up with his big love.
He extends his warm hands to us who are beginners in variety shows.
I'm full of gratitude.
Sabe-san is like our kind and wonderful brother.
We will do our best so that we can reduce the burden of you two even a little and make it a fun show.
I know you are busy, so please take care of yourself.
I hope you have a healthy and wonderful year, Sabe-san.
From all of you.
Thank you.
After this...
I don't like it!
Each member said, "I don't like it!"
What is that?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let's look for it.
I don't like it.
Next, the members will announce how they usually feel about "I don't like it."
You know it, right?