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Tonight's "Kea Kake" is a two-month-late Valentine's Day reward project!
We asked for presents from two MCs and are now appealing what we want!
However, requests escalated too much and...
Are you stupid?!
Ba-bom! The orphanage has started too! I can't draw Kiyaki-chan!
Hello, I'm your host, Sato Ruto!
And I'm Tsuchida!
Thank you for coming!
And these girls are Kiyaki-chan!
Please!
So, let's announce today's topic!
Today's topic is...
Tsuchida-san and Starbe-san's requests!
The other day we broadcasted our debut one year anniversary show "Hakkiri Sase to Kou"
- You did it, right? - Yes, we did. It was fun, wasn't it?
It seems like there's something that the members couldn't introduce but would like to ask us.
Yes.
Before, on Valentine's Day, do you remember giving presents to the MCs?
Of course we do!
- We actually used it. - We used it a lot!
- You did? - Yes.
- You used it? - Kobayashi-ni-moratta-de-fuku.
- It's a kid's item. - It's a kid's item.
We use it a lot!
I also got two mufflers and used both of them.
But only one adult's item was used.
- Because it was a difficult design. - Because it was a special design.
Excuse me.
About three months ago, on Valentine's Day, did you send presents to either of the MCs?
Today is May 14th, and it's been two months since White Day.
I was talking with Shida about how we haven't received any presents from you yet.
Shida, you too?
It's not like we're forcing you or anything like that.
But when we receive presents like that, I think we'd like to give you something for your next birthday or something like that.
What's this? Does everyone think like that?
- Nelmo. - Yes.
I think about it every day.
You think about it every day?
In such a busy schedule like this, you think about it every day?
So this time, each member will announce what they want for their next Valentine's Day.
In the end, the person chosen by Shida and Sabe will receive a real present from the two of them later.
- Each of you will give a present to one person, right? - That's right.
We're going to pay for it, right?
First of all, let's do it all at once. Flip, open!
Come on, come on, come on, there's a lot of things.
Ah, Nel!
Bass?
Do you need it?
Are you in a band or what?
You like festivals, don't you?
Yes, we do.
So we thought that if we formed a band, we could enjoy it anytime.
I like festivals, but it doesn't mean that anyone can stand with an instrument.
You can form a band anytime you like.
Besides, if you guys form a band, we won't be able to make a living with only bass.
That's right.
Even if you give us only bass...
Don't call me a drummer.
Who said that?
There was a band called "second year high school band" when we joined.
You guys said that around that time?
We did, and we decided which instruments we would play.
By the way, what instruments do you play?
I play a tambourine.
A tambourine?!
A band and a tambourine?!
What instruments do you play?
I play vocals.
Oh, vocals.
That's good.
What about you, Risa?
I play drums.
She's the most expensive one.
And I'm Minami Koike.
What about you, Koike?
I play an electric guitar.
An electric guitar?!
You play an electric guitar?!
But I actually have an electric guitar at home.
Huh?! Can you play it?
Just a little bit.
Oh!
So you really want to play it?
Yes.
I'll play it while I'm sleeping.
What?! You want to do that?!
I want to do it.
I didn't know you said that much.
Next, what does Shida want right now?
Shida wants...
I want a camera.
A camera?!
A digital camera?!
No, an SLR camera.
An SLR camera?!
A good one?!
I want a good one.
Why?!
Right now, I'm really into taking funny pictures of the members on my phone.
But since it's my phone, I want to be able to see their faces in real life.
You want to be able to see it?
I want to be able to see it.
So, if you give me this, I'll take a lot of funny pictures of you.
Oh, I see.
So, you're saying you're going to take a lot of funny pictures of yourself?
You want to take a lot of funny pictures of yourself?
I think everyone wants to see it.
Well, fans would be happy about that.
That's true.
Today, I brought some videos of me taking funny pictures of myself on my phone.
Oh, you brought videos of you taking funny pictures of yourself?
Yes.
Oh, let's take a look.
This is me dancing "fukyo-wan" with Odana-na.
I was so excited that everyone started laughing.
I was dancing by myself.
She's being really funny.
She's cool, but...
She's like, "You don't know me?!"
What's this?
She showed me Odana's dance practice.
Yes, it was so beautiful that everyone was talking about it.
If you're the one who's talking about it, I'd like you to take pictures of everyone's faces.
Oh, I see.
Who was talking like Hayashia Pako?
That's right.
If you buy me this, I'll take it.
What's that?
She's got a lot of money.
If you're going to take a video of me, you can do it on your smartphone.
Do you still have videos of me?
Yes, I do.
The second one.
The next one is also Oda.
You like Oda, don't you?
The next one is Sunshine.
I love Oda.
Sunshine.
It's a coincidence.
I'm an idol who only sings about passion.
Yes, I am...
Sunshine...
Bo...
Bo... Da...
No, no...
It's not even a robbery or whatever!
I can't believe it...
I'm hungry... It was funny, Shida...
It was funny...
It's funny...
Also, you know... I'm young, so...
I like to use my camera vertically...
But I only use it sideways on TV...
At times like this...
If I have a camera, then while Shida is interested in it,
I might be able to film a lot of things...
I can film "penis" and such...
"Penis"?
"Pe"... "Pe"...
It's Rika, isn't it?
It's Peinos.
It's like a Sumicar of a creature called "Pei".
I'm afraid of Peinos.
I'm going to get Peinos.
Next, what does Uemura want now?
A vacuum cleaner.
Why do you want it?
I don't have a vacuum cleaner now.
I'm going to clean the room.
I'm going to kneel down and clean the room.
I'm going to throw garbage at the entrance of the room.
I'm going to grab the garbage and throw it in the trash can.
After that, I'm going to clean the floor with a rag.
It takes a lot of time.
I start cleaning at midnight.
When I notice it, I can only sleep for an hour.
Do you do it that much?
So I want a vacuum cleaner to save time.
You're addicted to talking.
In the middle of it, you flip diagonally.
Are you not Uemura's parent's house anymore?
Yes.
Then you don't want it to be a canister.
Canister?
It's compact.
It's a canister that you can pull.
Tsuchida wants it.
What kind of vacuum cleaner do you want?
I want a slim and easy-to-use vacuum cleaner.
Slim and easy-to-use.
How do you store it?
I want it to be compact.
It's annoying for people like you to disassemble it.
It's better to disassemble it as soon as you get it.
I see.
That means you have three options.
You have three candidates.
You don't have much power.
You don't have that, so you have two options.
You're cutting it off more and more.
I'm not saying I'll buy it.
A vacuum cleaner is good.
Is there anything good about this show?
Is there anything positive about this show?
I often catch a cold.
I think it's the dust in my room.
Is there that much dust in your room?
If so, you're cutting it off more and more.
Your room is dirty.
No, it's not.
Are you feeling better now?
I hope I can do a good recording.
You hope you can do a good recording?
So, you're not in your best condition yet.
I see.
You've come this far.
So, you're not the same Uemura you used to be.
No, I'm not.
You're in good shape.
Even when you enter the studio, you say "good morning" while measuring.
But you'll die if you do that.
Next is what you want now.
I want a backpack.
Backpack?
What kind of backpack?
Kitty's backpack?
No.
What kind of backpack?
Mimei's backpack?
Kiki and Lala's backpack?
How about Pompom pudding?
No.
How about Precure?
No.
I want a backpack with a lot of black stuff in it.
I use my backpack every day.
When I go to school or work, I put textbooks and lessons in it.
I put a lot of things in it.
I see.
So, you use it when you go to school, too.
I use it every day, so I can't wash it.
It's getting dirtier and dirtier.
And when I run, this part stretches out and the backpack goes down.
What?
When I run, my backpack goes down.
But you still adjust it.
My backpack goes down like this.
It's getting dirtier and dirtier.
And I want it so much.
What was it?
What was I trying to say?
If you can't remember it, it's over.
No, it's okay.
You have to buy a backpack.
I won't buy you a backpack.
No?
Please remember it.
Oh, no.
Go!
No, no, no!
Anyway, I want it.
I'll do my best, so please buy me one.
I don't think she remembers it.
She ran away.
I think she'll buy it for you.
What?
I think she'll buy it for you.
I don't know what it is.
She seems to like black.
Next, Ozeki.
Ozeki.
What is Ozeki?
What does it mean?
Shibuya 109.
Momotetsuka!
Shibuya 109!
I won't buy it!
But if it's like this, only Sabe-san can buy it.
No, Sabe-san!
But 109 is quite...
One day, I was meeting Oda.
I was waiting for him.
The moment he came...
He didn't say "I'm sorry."
He said "Your clothes are ugly."
The moment he said that...
Did he say that?
I was so shocked that I couldn't believe it.
I see.
But...
Oda was fashionable.
That's rare.
She's happy to be praised.
Why?
When I saw it, it was Mechakari-san's full outfit.
There it is!
Mechakari, you're good at this.
When I saw his socks, they were super ugly.
I think it's all thanks to you, Mechakari.
I love you too, Mechakari.
I want you to add something to make me look good.
I want you to give me a product that I can use in Shibuya 109.
I really want 109.
If you say that, I want it too!
I want the right of management!
I'm so excited!
If I had that right, I'd quit my job.
Next, Odanana!
What is it?
It's a make-up tool.
A make-up tool?
I've been studying make-up lately.
The make-up tool I'm using now is a little expensive.
I see.
I think people who are watching this show think of me as a variety girl.
But it's not like that.
People don't know that I can do make-up even visually.
I think you know.
People don't know, so they bought me a make-up tool.
It's cute.
It's cute, Oda.
Oda!
It's not a make-up tool.
Oda, it's cute!
And...
It's not like that!
She's shy, so she might change the subject.
We, the hosts, see you as a woman.
I've been watching you.
I feel sick.
Since that day.
You were thinking of getting make-up tools from him?
Scary, isn't it?
That's scary.
Scary.
By the way, what are make-up tools?
What are they?
One of a kind.
Everything I said I wanted.
Everything you said you wanted?
Are you going to punch me?
No!
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Next up is what Nagasawa wants right now.
A hedgehog.
A pet?
A real one?
What do you mean?
A hedgehog?
A real hedgehog.
A real one?
A pet?
A pet.
It's popular right now, isn't it?
Do you have a hedgehog?
A hedgehog?
But I buy it for my friends.
That's because you're a friend of Nagasawa, right?
But Nagasawa is a good place, right?
It's lonely, right?
Yes.
Then what do you do when you're busy?
I feed it once...
...and when I'm staying overnight, I leave it with my friends.
You buy a hedgehog and leave it there?
Yes, we've already negotiated.
Negotiated?!
You've already made up your mind, haven't you?!
You're already planning to get a hedgehog, aren't you?!
The rest is up to you to decide!
Huh?
Today...
...we've prepared a real one!
Here you go!
It's bigger than I thought!
It's so cute!
It's really cute, but...
Can you buy someone like that?!
I thought I was going to fall!
No! Don't do it!
What?! What?! Nagasa-kun is electrocuted?!
Next, what Captain Sugai wants.
Mental training.
Mental training?!
It's really weak against pressure.
Like a mental game.
Ah, that's right!
Like, if I lose, everyone loses.
I can't use my strength like that.
So...
That's right.
It makes me mentally stronger.
What should I do?
I used to go around temples on TV shows.
I know.
Like, going around shrines and stuff like that.
It was really fun.
Like, "sabe bo."
I'd go around temples all over the country and train for one night.
Like, water sports.
My legs were covered in rope from a huge cliff.
My body was thrown out of the cliff.
Like, "I'm going to get hanged!"
I'd watch it in the studio and go crazy.
I've been trained in many ways, and you...
That's good. That makes you mentally stronger.
That trains you a lot.
And it's cheap!
Can you do it?
I want to do it!
Like, you come out with food...
Like, rice, miso soup, fish and stuff like that.
You eat it all, right?
Leave a little bit of miso soup at the end.
And you...
You put it in your rice bowl first.
And you wash it with takuan.
Your bowl of tea.
And you put it in another plate and wash it.
And you wash it with miso soup.
And you put it in another plate and wash it.
And you drink it at the end!
You drink it and eat takuan!
And that's it!
You don't waste any of it!
Can you teach people like that properly?
Can you?
I can!
Next up is...
What does Watanabe Risa want?
I want a trip to Hawaii.
I want to go to Hawaii with a few members.
Manaka and Oda are forced to go.
I want to go with one more person.
I want to go with about four people.
I just want to go and have fun.
What are we?
Is she an Aijin?
What is it?
Aijin?
A trip to Hawaii?
It's a little like that.
Aijin's...
It's like bringing three friends.
Is it okay?
It's like, it's really fun over there.
Can you do it, Oda?
I can do it!
Like Oda's fire dance?
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Only Oda can do it!
Next, what does Yone-san want?
Katakori removal goods.
Katakori? Yone-san!
Katakori! Katakori! Katakori!
That's unconditional! Katakori! Katakori!
Then let's go to the next one!
Katakori! Katakori!
Next, what does Fuyuka Taito want?
Eternity!
Ah, I'm a little scared...
But still...
Let's ignore it.
There's a reason...
Oh no, she started talking!
There's a reason?
What is it?
Eternity... What's wrong?
I want eternity.
Eternity?
No, you could be called "Piccolo the Great Demon King" or something like that!
That's right!
Recently, I often think about what happened just now.
And one day, I might lose my spirit.
Graduation and all...
When I think about it, isn't it really fleeting?
You've lost a lot of your mental strength.
That's right.
Eternity...
Is there anyone else you're curious about?
Danitori Handy Cleaner?
Danitori Handy Cleaner...
In other words, it's a futon cleaner, right?
Yes.
In general, people's beds have more than 2 million danis living in them, right?
You're watching a lot of commercials, aren't you?
You're watching a lot of commercials made by those manufacturers, aren't you?
This is what I really want.
Daiso's...
Daiso's hand cleaner?
I really want it.
But this...
Daiso's handy cleaner is even in my car right now.
What?!
I was thinking of giving it to my colleagues.
It's used, though.
I want it.
Then I'll...
I'll give it to you.
You're going to do that?
You're going to do Tsuchida-shou like that?
Yes.
Thank you!
Give me the make-up tool!
Here, Ota-sensei will leave school.
Ota-sensei will leave school.
It's school time!
For those who left school in the middle...
I'm sorry!
You won't be able to see the show.
Bye-bye!
Oda-sensei, unfortunately...
Who will you let go of?
Staff-san is here!
What else?
A giant bear!
What is a giant bear?
A giant bear is...
A giant costco...
A stuffed toy?
It's a stuffed toy.
It's quite a big one.
How big is it?
It's about Chichida-san's size.
It's almost 183cm.
It's huge!
Isn't it in the way of your house?
I want to sleep with it.
Isn't it in the way of your house?
It's bigger than me.
I want to sleep with it.
What?
Are you all bringing 20,000 to 30,000 yen?
It's about this size, isn't it?
That's right.
Now that I think of it...
A flat cell phone case.
It's cheap.
It's cute.
Why?
What do you want now?
Why do you want a cell phone case?
An iPhone?
How much is it?
About 2,000 yen?
A pressure cooker?
What?
A pressure cooker?
You suddenly said something like a mother.
A pressure cooker?
I want to sleep with brown rice.
Sleep with brown rice?
No way!
A pressure cooker...
She wanted to sleep with brown rice!
With the pressure cooker...
Brown rice will...
Sleep with brown rice?
Is there such a thing?
Isn't a pressure cooker bad?
It tastes better.
Since you said "sleep with it"...
I'll cook and sleep with it.
You'll cook and sleep with it...
That's how you make it more delicious...
That's what you want to do...
After this, will Serbe be able to put up with it?
Are you stupid?!
By the way...
My Dyson is here.
Oh!
Wow!
Wow, for real?!
That's mine!
So, Tsuchida-shou is decided, right?!
What?!
Tsuchida-shou...
But if you're giving it to an idol, I should've cleaned it up a little more.
A little, right?
I was going to give it to my junior.
Oh, then I'll give it to Daiso.
Thank you!
No, no.
Tsuchida-san, you're a home appliance entertainer, so you have a lot of things, right?
Well, well, I have a mixer and a vacuum cleaner, but...
But I gave it to Sabe-san, so if Tsuchida-san chooses a good one...
I didn't get one from Moriya.
I see.
And I got one from Tsuchida-kun.
Yeah, you got a scarf.
Now that you mention it, it's getting complicated.
Now that you mention it, should I give it to Uemura-san?
Oh, then I'll give Tsuchida-shou two vacuum cleaners.
Wow!
So, since it's "vacuum cleaner ruin," Tsuchida- shou will give it to Uemura-san and Moriya-san will give it to Tsuchida-san!
If that's the case...
Sabe-shou?
It's Sabe-shou.
What should I do?
If that's the case, I'd rather go for a cheap one, so...
Lisa, I guess?
Lisa's travel insurance is expensive!
What?
It's really expensive!
Wait a minute, it says Suzumoto Travel Insurance.
Suzumoto Travel Insurance?!
I'm from Paris, France.
Paris, France?!
I want to go there with 21 people.
What?!
I want to go there with 21 people.
With 21 people?!
Are you stupid?!
Paris, France?!
Even if you say it's with 21 people...
Then I'll give you two vacuum cleaners and Sabe- shou will give you two travel insurance.
No way!
No, no, no!
Sabe-shou...
What?
Sabe-shou will give you a love candle!
Candle!
Love candle!
Congratulations!
It's a love candle!
Candle!
Candle and a cell phone case!
What?
I'm fine.
You shouldn't have written that!
But...
If you go with that...
It's not a base, is it?
What?!
Then it's fine.
A base and a candle!
Yes!
Sabe-shou has it!
Base and a candle!
Was it good?
Koike, was it good?
Koike has a base-shaped candle!
After this, Sabe-shou's surprise birthday party ends!
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What?
Let's celebrate Sabe-san!
Next episode, Sabe's 31-year-old birthday party is getting married?!
Give me about 8 liters of water.
I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold!
Will the surprise the members came up with be a success?!