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BAKA! It starts at 5 o'clock.
Keyaki doesn't count!
Hello, I'm Shigeru Nozawa.
I'm Suda.
Nice to meet you!
And they are Keyaki Team!
One, two...
Gaoh!
Scary.
Gaoh is scary.
Let's announce today's program!
Today's program is...
Nagasawa and Watanabe's day off!
This program is scary, too.
Is it scary?
It's scary enough to make me cry.
What did Watanabe and Nagasawa want to do in the program?
We want to go shooting with Nagasawa and Watanabe.
I think we can talk as usual with Nagasawa and Watanabe.
They will do it today!
You two said it, didn't you?
You two are determined today, aren't you?
What?
The one who looks like me is REI!
I'm sure there is someone like me.
And we also came up with the title "your day off".
Didn't you come up with it, Pei-chan?
VTR!
It's starting! It's starting!
One, two...
It's a holiday for you two.
The table is late, too.
This time, we want you two to spend your days as usual, so the staff will basically shoot in a long shot.
But there's only one thing we can't do from the show.
There's only one thing we want you to say from the show.
Wow!
"X" is definitely delicious!
In the end, you two will eat your favorite omelet rice at this shop.
It's about a ten-minute walk from the starting point of Kitasenju Station.
You're not allowed to use your smartphone or other devices.
You'll have to ask locals for directions before you can get there.
Oh, I'm scared!
Do you have this with you?
I don't feel like it's sticking out.
Which way should we go?
Huh?
You're leading, Rika!
Which way should we go?
I don't think it's this way.
I feel like it's different.
Should we ask someone?
Should we go this way?
No, no, you don't have to decide like that.
You decided based on your senses.
Is it recording?
You look like you're having fun.
Which way?
You look like a YouTuber.
- Right? I want to go there. - What is it?
Where?
- I don't know where it is. - I don't know where it is.
I don't know.
There is an address.
"The worst taxi".
- "The worst taxi". - "The worst taxi".
- You haven't seen it, have you? - "The worst taxi".
- The staff is proud of you. - "The worst taxi".
- "The worst taxi".
- I don't eat breakfast and lunch. - Really?
Did you eat?
- Did you eat? - Yes, I did.
- Did you eat nuts all the time? - Nuts?
Nuts don't go with rice.
- But you two can talk. - You can talk.
- It looks like it. - It looks like it.
"Ikubacho Street".
- Do you want to go there? - Do you want to go there?
This way, too.
- Oh, you're right. - Wait a minute.
- This is a shopping district. - This is a shopping district.
- Let's ask around. - Let's ask around.
"Driver's Heaven".
Without asking around, they're just walking in the dark.
But for some reason, they're heading towards the goal.
Is it possible for a miracle to arrive like this?
- I'm so hungry. - I'm so hungry.
"Kitchen X".
- It's tapioca! - Where?
- It's tapioca! - Is it that big of a tapioca?
It's tapioca!
- It's hot tapioca. - Hot?
Isn't it good?
- Here you go. - Thank you very much.
- It's warm. - It's good, isn't it?
It's so good!
- It's my first time drinking it. - It's so good!
- I'm so happy. - It's like a normal...
- I have to look for it. I forgot. - It's like a normal juice.
- Do we ask for it? - Should we?
- We should have asked for it earlier. - You're right.
- Should we go back? - Should we go back?
Is there something ahead of us?
- It looks like fried chicken. - Let's go back.
- I want to go to the sweet potato shop you mentioned. - I really want to go.
- Should we go? - Should we go?
- It's good, isn't it? - It's better than that.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- This road... - This road...
- Nakamachi is quite... - It's over there!
It's over there.
- I'm glad we didn't go the other way. - It's over there.
If we go this way and go to a certain point, we can go this way.
- It's over there. - It's over there.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Is there a sweet potato shop around here? - I have no idea about sweet potato shops.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I don't think there's a sweet potato shop over here.
- I want to see a sweet potato shop. - Let's go over there.
- What? - Let's go over there.
- Why? - No!
- I think there's a sweet potato shop around here. - I know, right?
Why do they want to go to a sweet potato shop?
They go the other way with their advice.
- I've been into croissants lately. - Where is it from?
- I eat a lot of different things. - Does it taste good?
- Croissants don't taste good.
It's good.
- Let's look for a sweet potato shop. - I forgot about it.
- Why do they want to go to a sweet potato shop? - Let's look for a sweet potato shop.
- I want to eat fried chicken. - Sounds good.
- There it is! - There it is!
- They're really excited.
- There it is! - I'm surprised! - Sweet potato shop!
- Let's go!
They wanted to go to this shop, Koushin.
Sweet potato and sweet potato potatoes for college students.
This shop is perfect for sweet potato lovers.
- I'm surprised you could come here. - I know, I'm surprised.
- Do you want some? - Let's eat.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- I'm glad we worked hard today. - Yeah, me too.
- Is it already over? - What?
After this, they bought souvenirs and asked the clerk for their destination.
- They bought souvenirs. - 40 minutes have passed.
When will they arrive?
- Here you go. - Oh, this is it!
- This is sweet potato. - Oh, this is it!
It was delicious.
- It was fun. - It was fun.
- I want to eat more. - Me too.
- I want to go more, but it's okay, right? - Yeah.
- If we go now, it'll be over. - What?
- Let's go together after the shoot. - Let's go together.
- Let's go together.
- There's nothing here. - There's nothing here.
- Let's go. - Let's go somewhere else.
Wow!
- It's a long detour. - It's a long detour.
- There's nothing planned. - Evolution?
- It's decreased recently. - Oh, I see.
- They want me to write a blog. - How do you do it?
- There are three articles I've written so far.
- Don't you post them? - I've written about three articles.
- When? - Before marriage.
- It's different. - What is it?
- Is it a hug? - It's weird.
- If you scream like this, it'll be weird. - It's hard.
- What are you doing? - Wow!
- That's not how you do it! - Wow!
- It's weird. - I want to do it!
Do it!
- It's weird. - You weirdos!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - It was fun.
I don't know what you're talking about. It was fun.
It's creepy.
I think we're getting there.
- It's here! Look! - Is it there?
- It's 15. - It's 18.
- Let's look for 15. - Yeah.
I just pointed at it with my GoPro.
- It has nothing to do with the camera. - It doesn't matter.
The goal is right in front of you.
If you ask your neighbors, you can get there right away.
So cute!
The dog is being carried.
Shall we follow it?
Why?
Oh, I forgot to look for it.
Oh, it's locked.
Is it over there?
It means it's over there.
I forgot.
Where is it?
I don't know.
There is ice cream.
Am I stupid if I eat it now?
You can eat it.
I'll eat it.
I was stupid.
Is it good?
I want to eat it.
I love it.
What are you doing?
Isn't it good?
It's good, isn't it?
It's cold.
Isn't it a convenience store ice cream?
It's getting cold eating ice cream.
What should we do?
Let's ask the police.
Should we ask everyone?
Who should we ask?
Let's ask that person.
I don't know who we should ask,
but we should ask "who should we ask?"
We should ask that person.
Excuse me.
Do you know where Kitchen X is?
I don't know.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Next.
You're strong.
In the end, they didn't know the way and went back to the convenience store.
I want to eat this ice cream.
Do you want it?
I'll eat it.
Do you want it?
You bought it earlier.
It's a souvenir.
Is it good?
Isn't it sweet potato?
It's good.
I want to eat it.
I don't know if the convenience store is bothering us.
They're waiting for us.
It's amazing.
It's a place you can go in 10 minutes.
I want to go there.
Isn't there honey in it?
Where should we go now?
It's amazing.
What?
- The store. - Let's go this way.
- There's a croquette on the left of that main street. - That's right.
Come on!
No!
The staff couldn't stand it anymore and ignored us.
- It's good. - Let's go.
- Who should we ask? - I don't know.
- Excuse me, do you know "Kitchen X" restaurant? - Omurice...
- You can go from there to there. - Wow!
- It's up there. - If you turn right, you'll see a main street.
- Don't go straight. Go left. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- Isn't it suspicious? - It's a brown car.
- It says "X" on it.
- We found it! - It took about two hours.
- We found it!
- We did it! - We did it!
- It took about two hours. - It took about two hours.
- Finally, we arrived at our destination. - Finally, we arrived at our destination.
- Hamburger, omelette and cheese topping. - Yes.
- This is... - Potato slices and bacon. - Yes.
- It's fun. - It's fun.
- She's making it. - I want to see it. I really want to see it.
- Shall we go? - Let's look around.
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
What are you doing? Stop it!
It's creepy.
- Look over here. - What is it?
- Is it a big dog?
It's kind of sad.
- It's nice. - Let's go over there.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Kuntama Mutenka.
- Doesn't Akane look happy? - Mutenka.
- You love mutenka, don't you?
- It looks delicious.
- Thank you. - There's mutenka in it, too.
- Thank you. - Isn't it amazing?
- It looks delicious. - It looks delicious.
- It's hot.
- It's amazing. - It's big.
- It's a lot of food. - It looks delicious.
- Isn't it big? - It looks delicious.
It's a lot of food.
- It looks delicious. - It must be delicious.
- It looks delicious. - It looks delicious.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- It looks delicious. - Amazing.
- It's amazing. - It's Italian.
- It's a lot of food. - It's Italian.
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
Lastly, let's hear their impressions of today.
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's over. You can go now. - What?
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
- This is amazing. - Yes, it is.
- But from everyone's point of view, it's just like the usual two people. - I see.
First of all, they just walk casually.
Aren't you worried about what to do if you're on the other side of the station?
- It's okay because it's just the two of us. - It's okay because it's just the two of us.
- I feel safe. - I see.
Do you ever ignore your Uncle's advice and just go the other way?
Do you care about your Uncle's feelings in the bubble tea shop?
- Even if you say something to him, he just walks back. - Even if you say something to him, he just walks back.
We were unconscious of that.
We saw and said "Is that right?", like the two of us.
They unconsciously went the other way.
So I don't think about it.
Because if you look at it, you can get emotions.
Bubble tea!
- You make it, right? - "Bubble tea!"
"Oh, I ate a good-looking ice cream," he said, and gave me a souvenir.
He ate it all. Isn't it terrible?
And he kept the ice cream and croquette.
I asked him, "Where is the omelet?"
To the passerby.
No, I'm eating it now.
It's not that scary.
Do you want me to go further?
It's scary.
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These two have a lot of questions from time to time.
Since we are here today, we will have them answer questions from their daily life and things they want to know.
The first question is from Moria.
What was the first thing that came to your mind?
This is Nagasa-kun's answer.
Even though I decided on my own to wear an adult- style kimono, when my mother was changing it and ordering it, I got scared and tore it.
That's amazing!
What?! A kimono?!
It wasn't a kimono.
What did you order?
It was a bed in front of me because I was told I could buy it on the phone in my room.
There was a blanket and scissors in front of me.
That's amazing!
Psychopaths!
You are psychopaths!
But...
She's laughing!
You are psychopaths!
But...
Even though Nagasa-kun chose it, why did your mother change it?
True.
She said she liked red, so I chose white.
So your mother wanted you to wear something like this when you have a daughter.
But it's your daughter who wears it.
That's right.
So it blew up.
But it was the most angry thing in your life.
That's right.
Nagasa-kun's madness.
Even though I decided on my own to wear an adult- style kimono, when my mother was changing it and ordering it, I got scared and tore it.
Next up is a question from Sugai-sama.
What was the most angry thing you've ever had?
When you were in middle school, you didn't answer "yes", so you were called out.
What does that mean?
I wasn't good at saying "yes".
She wasn't good at saying "yes".
Was it still difficult for you to say "yes" when you were in middle school?
Do you all go through that?
I've been through the same thing.
What?!
How many "yes" can you say?
When I was in third year of middle school, everyone came to me and said "yes" instead of me.
You didn't say it, but your mother said it!
She said "yes" behind my back.
That's amazing!
You two have good chemistry.
You two have similar episodes.
Suzumoto asked "What do you want to eat before you die?"
Nagasawa said "spring rolls".
And this too.
By the way, I want you to put popcorn seeds in a can when you die.
Why are you looking around you?
Yone-san, what is it? Have you heard of it?
What does it mean, Nagasawa-kun?
Doesn't it make you happy when you hear a good smell and a good sound?
I hope it makes you happy.
You don't want to say goodbye with sadness.
You are so kind, Nagasawa-kun.
Are you really kind?
After you finish grilling it, you have popcorn in your brain.
Rika's answer.
What do you want to eat before you die?
Bread and chocolate.
Chocolate bread?
Bread and chocolate.
The day before you die, everyone is eating grilled meat and ramen.
Are you okay with it, Rika?
Yes, Rika-san. Bread and chocolate.
But it's my favorite.
What kind of bread?
Komeko bread.
Next question is from Sato to Rika.
What do you think life is?
Rika's answer is...
Something that is not human.
This answer!
Something that is not human.
It's not human, right?
That's right.
What does it mean?
I thought of something and realized it's not human.
You thought it's not human.
But you couldn't think of anything else.
If you could go back in time and say "something" that is not human...
What would it be?
Didn't you say "bird" earlier?
That's right.
Didn't you say "bird" earlier?
That's right.
I said "bird."
I'm kind of scared of them.
After this, let's check what's in Nagasawa's bag!
Next question is from Ishimori.
I want to know what's in Nagasawa's backpack.
This is from Ishimori.
I forgot to bring a spoon.
I asked if anyone had one and they took a spoon out of my backpack and gave it to me.
That's quick!
I asked if anyone had a spoon and they gave me a spoon.
That's quick!
I was wondering what's in it.
She brought her backpack because she was curious about it.
Nagasawa's backpack.
I wanted to check it.
It's dirty.
Can we look at it?
You can look at it, but it's dirty.
Please don't look at it!
Let's look at what's inside!
Cookie Waffle!
It's like a normal pocket for your backpack!
Why do you have chopsticks and spoons in it?
When I have something...
When you have something?
When I buy an apple at a convenience store, I eat it with chopsticks.
You don't get an apple from that convenience store, do you?
I buy both new and old ones.
Oh, you mean the ones in your pocket?
If you look deeper...
Oh, you scared me!
What is it? I'm scared.
What is it?
It's an egg.
Oh, it's an egg!
It's an egg.
It's an egg!
Why?
I can eat it anytime.
It's an egg?
I can eat it anytime.
What is it?
You don't have to preheat it or microwave it.
You can just open it and eat it?
You can open it and eat it with the spoon in it.
What are you thinking about when you have an emergency or disaster?
I don't like when I'm hungry.
You can put more crackers in it.
I ate all the crackers earlier.
You usually eat them, but...
I ate them all today.
You ate them all today?
Yes.
And more!
What is it? I was surprised.
What?
You bought it to replace it.
No way!
You bought it to replace it, didn't you?
Did you buy it today?
No, I didn't.
So you don't put it in your bag every day.
No, I didn't.
I was surprised.
I thought you had the same thing in your bag.
If you eat this, you might eat this, too.
They have the same shape.
You are good at eating.
I thought you were unknown.
You are unknown.
You look like a gyaru.
I thought you were unknown.
What's up with you, Ozeki?
Ozeki is...
After this, we will start "Valentine's Day".
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and...
It's getting ugly.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Can you do it?
I can do it. I'll do my best, so please buy it for me.
Next time, the members will request Valentine's Day gifts for the MCs.
What do the members want?
Don't look at me like I'm a woman.