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[Ke-ya-ki-tte-ka-ke-nai]
Ba-gum! It's started again today! Ke-ya-ki-tte-ka- ke-nai!
Hello, I'm Shigeru Suwako.
And I'm Suda.
Nice to meet you!
And these girls are Ke-ya-ki-chan!
[Ke-ya-ki-chan]
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one do you want to do?
Rock-paper-scissors are all different.
It's difficult now.
It's difficult and Rika's chair is...
It's like a chair of pleasure.
It's like a chair of lobby.
It's been one year since their debut.
And now that one and a half year has passed,
what they want to do in the future, programs, members, requests for MCs, etc.
At this time, we'll make it clear!
For each program, we'll judge it in three stages.
First, what Imai Sumi wants to do.
Tsuchida-san and Sawabe-san, you want to go on location together.
Ah, it's location after all.
Until now, we went on location with just the members several times.
But it's rare for us to go on location with Tsuchida- san and Sawabe-san.
Until now, we went on location for food many times.
I want to stay at a hotel.
Stay at a hotel?
Ah, it's the best.
I want to go on a school trip.
Ah, school trip.
With the members.
Where?
Okinawa and such.
We all want to go!
Of course, we all want to go, but...
After all, Sawabe-san's tolerance for this program is high.
If we don't go there, we can't go anywhere.
I see. That means we should ask Sawabe-san to do it.
That's right.
It's hard for Sawabe-ke to decide.
It's hard for you two little girls.
It's hard for you to decide.
Tsuchida's judgment for Imaizumi's request is...
Yes!
It's location, right?
That's right.
I don't know how many of us can go, but location is also possible.
That's right.
Next is a project that Sato wants to try.
I want to make a studio set.
This is Sato's idea.
Artistic.
The set is really cute, so I thought it would be fun if we could make something like this.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
Well, you know...
If we do that, artists might go crazy.
They might not like what we designed or what we made.
I don't think it's a good idea.
That's right.
Everyone.
Yes.
You don't look so happy.
Basically...
This is a work we made as professionals.
To be honest, how do you feel about this?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Can I add something?
Yes.
Oh, you're kind.
Tsuchida's judgment against Sato's request is...
I'm fine.
Yo, Kento!
Many people have said "Yo, Kento!"
My first brother is a big dog.
Yo, Kento!
So I hope my brother will participate in this show.
Yo, Kento!
Next is a request from Harada.
I want you to wear a cute jersey.
This is from Harada.
I wore a green jersey a few times at a sports day.
It's lame.
It's plain and the color doesn't stand out.
I don't like it when my neck is stiff.
I want you to collaborate with a cute brand.
A cute brand?
Isn't it too much?
I like this.
You like this?
I'm wearing a red one in my room.
What?
You're like an otaku.
A red one.
A so-called "jersey".
Nogizaka girls also wore a lame one at first, right?
They're more fashionable now.
Nogizaka girls are more fashionable now.
Who do you want us to change?
What color?
Light pink.
Who? Light pink?
Oh, it's Oda-sensei.
I don't accept Oda-sensei's opinion at all.
As soon as Oda-sensei said "light pink", is it lame?
It's lame.
I don't like pastel colors or bright colors.
I like black.
Black?
I like black.
If you're going to make an original one, it'll cost you money.
Is this show okay?
Is it Sony?
Let's say it.
Is it sold?
Is Ex-Aid sold in Jersey?
Ex-Aid is my sponsor, Adidas.
Is it?
I'm the sponsor of this show.
I bought it with my own money.
I hope Adidas can do something about it.
I just want something.
I just want something from Adidas.
I want to buy it with my own money.
I want to connect everything.
I want to name it as a travel agency.
As a sponsor?
Yes, I want to name it as an aviation agency.
That's good.
Everything.
What do you want me to do?
Just say it.
I like this.
Ozaki.
I want a triangular mask on my back.
A mask of Keyaki on your back.
Like a Keyaki Daka in Roman.
But, it's ugly.
Ugly?
The opinion that it's ugly is...
Wait a minute.
I said that Odara is ugly.
I want a flower.
Odara, where do you want to go with a flower?
I want a flower scattered.
No, no, no.
A flower scattered.
I want to wear a ribbon.
I don't like it.
It's like a rich man's toilet cover, isn't it?
I don't like it.
The new job creation is decided to be in advance.
Next is a request from Nagasawa.
I, Ogui, want to get revenge no matter what!
Yeah, you're right. I'm about to cry.
I knew it was going to happen.
In the Ogui character selection match held a few days ago,
Nagasawa was thought to be the main character, but...
Iguchi is really good at pitching.
That's right.
Iguchi, 24 years old!
She lost to Iguchi of "Kirakura Keyaki" and came in third place.
Are you upset?
I thought I could eat more.
You thought you could eat more?
She's upset at her own failure.
You're not satisfied with this?
I'm not satisfied.
I don't want sushi. I want fried rice next.
Fried rice?
Can you eat fried rice?
I've been looking for fried rice for the rest of my life.
Fried rice for the rest of your life?
Yes, for the rest of my life.
I want to eat as much as I can for the rest of my life.
And you want to compete with her?
I wasn't able to compete either.
Oh, that's right!
I think I could have won.
Oh, wow! Yone-san!
Yone-san, you're from "Shunkaku Kyoko", aren't you?
Will their revenge be realized?
This is the last round.
Each of you will bring out one of your specialties.
This is not a one-time competition, but three competitions in total.
That's right.
Nagasako's fried rice.
What about you, Yone?
Sweets.
What about you, Harada?
Gyoza.
Dato and I ate fried rice at the same time.
It's almost like Chinese food.
Next is a project that Harada wants to try.
They want you to do a close-up shoot of Rika and Nagasawa.
Yes.
What about you, Yone?
If we do a close-up shoot of them, something unusual will happen.
I think it will be interesting.
It can be a little shoot, or it can be part of their daily life.
It's like finding out about their sex life.
Rika also said this.
I want to do a close-up shoot of Nagasawa and Rika.
I think I can talk like I usually do with Nagasawa and Rika.
I want to do it.
Oh!
They can't talk.
I hope we can get along.
If you're going with Nagasawa and Rika, where do you want to go?
I hope you won't talk to me.
Tsuchida's judgment for this project is...
Yes!
I'll do my best.
I want to see Nagasawa and Rika talk.
Yes!
We want to see them talk.
It may come true soon.
Yes!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
The next program is what Ozeki would like to do.
In order to shorten the distance between you and the host,
you would like to play a team game together using Gobee sweets.
Until now, we used to play games with each other.
But I would like to do it with 23 people.
Oh!
You won!
No, I don't want to eat sweets.
My motivation doesn't go up.
Soba! Please give me soba!
Will the distance really be shortened?
Using delicious sweets,
all of you, including the host, will play a team game.
This time, you will try to throw a super ball with one bounce.
The next person will catch it with a glass.
As soon as someone fails, it's over.
When I tried it last time, Ozeki and...
Captain Sugai failed.
You two.
I cried.
I thought it was over.
I don't want to start this feeling.
Isn't it better for you to do it first?
If you feel pressure in the second half and say "I failed last time", you can't stand it.
That's right.
So, in this order, including MCs who brought Ozeki and Sugai to the front, let's challenge!
Well, are you ready?
First of all, Tsuchiya-san is last, so Tsuchiya- san will throw first, right?
I'd like to confirm one thing.
Will the distance be shortened by doing this?
It will be shortened, won't it, Ozeki?
It wouldn't make sense if we were members.
But by putting you two in between, we don't have this opportunity, do we?
If Tsuchiya-san catches the super ball she throws, the distance will be shortened, won't it?
Shall we do it, then?
Well, let's do it. Ready, set, go!
Well, Ozeki...
It's high, it's high, it's high!
Wait a minute...
The line is coming out a lot!
What should we do about the line? What should we do about the line?
Let's do it.
From Ozeki to Sugai...
OK, let's do it.
Ready, set...
Time's up!
See you next week! Goodbye!
No! No! No!
Crane is moving! Crane is moving!
No distance, no sweets!
No! No! No!
No! I really don't want it!
But...
It's Sugai-sama's tragedy again.
I really don't want it!
Please! Please! Please!
But...
If you say it like that...
This kind of game...
There's no fun in it, no matter how many times you play it!
Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please!
If you say it like that and we say no...
Your fans won't know what you're saying!
What should we do?
What?
He's crying!
Um...
Sugai-sama!
You can't cry!
It's not fair!
It's such a big game!
It's not fair!
Then, shall we do it one more time?
Sure!
In the face of Sugai-sama's tears...
A once-in-a-lifetime challenge!
Then, please!
Okay!
You can do it now, right?
You've overcome it!
Here I go...
Time's up!
Then, see you next week!
Goodbye!
Please do it one more time!
Hey!
It's not a high-class game!
Hey!
It's not a game that makes you cry so much!
Then, let's do it one more time!
Let's do it!
Let's do it next time!
You're really wet!
With tears...
You're about to fall down!
Here I go...
Ready... Start!
Here I go...
Okay!
You're okay now, right?
I'm sorry...
It doesn't matter!
You can just do it like that!
Here I go...
Yes!
I did it! I did it!
You have to throw it!
Great! Next, you have to throw it!
Hirate...
You can grab it, right?
Hirate...
Hirate, did you do it last time?
I did it!
You did it!
I'm scared!
You just have to drop it, right?
Isn't it a little high? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Do you want me to lower it more?
Are you okay? No, no...
It's too high, right?
That's right! If it's a little lower...
If it's too low, it's hard to grab it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
She did it! She did it!
Next, you have to throw it!
I can't do it!
What is this posture?!
Official...
This competition's official posture!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go for it!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Lower it! Lower it!
Hand sweat?!
It's not that serious!
Everyone's hand sweat...
Everyone's...
It's like a smooth glass.
It's crazy!
Lower it! Lower it! Lower it!
Are you ready?
Yes.
You're the best!
Next...
Go for it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Ready...
Go for it!
She did it! She did it!
She did it!
Are you okay with this posture?!
Are you okay?!
You're scared?!
Are you okay?!
You're not alone!
I'm scared!
What's with you?!
You're like a craftsman!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Is there such a thing as difficulty in this business?
How do you do it? Cup parallel?
I'm scared!
Are you okay? Just drop it?
I'm okay. Just drop it.
One, two...
It's really easy.
Let's go, Danny.
What's this?
Danny, let's go.
A little more, Danny.
Here? Here?
Let's go, Danny.
Let's go.
Shut up!
Danny!
Why did you pull out your opponent?
Danny!
Are you okay, Nagasaki?
Nagasaki!
Let's go. One, two...
This is...
Just drop it.
It's getting higher.
Isn't it bad?
Can I drop it here?
Yes, you can.
Time's up!
Goodbye!
It's really hard, this feeling.
I know how you feel.
Is there a campaign like that?
We've said it only once from the beginning.
Should we continue with the campaign?
Well, you can let me eat it on my own.
That's right.
You just have to put out sweets and eat them.
That's right.
It has nothing to do with me!
Since it's a mess, let's put it aside for now.
Let's continue.
Next is what you want to say to the members.
First of all, Shida!
Yes.
What Shida wants to say to the members.
Oda Nana is laughing excessively only when she is on the monitor.
This is Shida.
When I was in that seat, I saw Oda Nana.
She turned around and put out her hand.
She was laughing.
As I was looking this way, I realized she was doing it.
What about Oda Nana's self-awareness?
She is laughing, so she usually puts out her hand.
It's annoying.
That's right.
You can laugh, too.
You can put out your hand because you are laughing.
Don't you think you are free?
Let's do it.
It's like an SKⅡ commercial.
Next is what Nagasawa wants to say to Rika.
Is Rika's eye drops getting in the way?
Nagasawa-kun, what do you mean?
Rika-chan has dry eye, so she always puts eye drops on her.
But when I'm trying to cheer her up, I always put eye drops on the back row of her eye.
It looks like it's going to kick me, and it's scary.
What about today?
I have eye drops.
What's going on?
She puts eye drops pretty deep in her eye.
It's pretty deep in her eye, isn't it?
Nagasawa-kun puts eye drops deep in her eye.
Rika-chan's eye drops are on her back row of her eye.
She puts eye drops on her back row of her eye.
It's like an umbrella watch.
That's right.
Yuu-san's eye drops are always there.
Yuu-san puts eye drops there.
Does Yuu-san always have a pouch?
That's right.
Gloss?
Yes, yes, yes.
Some people have it.
Does Yuu-san also have it?
Yuu-san also has it.
Yuu-san also has it in her shoulder.
Hey, wait!
In her shoulder.
What's in her shoulder?
In her shoulder costume.
What's in it?
I'll show you.
It's in my shoulder.
Wow!
Lips are coming out!
This part of her clothes is for putting in lips, isn't it?
It's for putting in lips.
There's no place to put it in.
If lips go in there, eye drops will go in there, right?
That's right.
Can you put eye drops in there?
What kind of structure is this?
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
You did it!
If you think your eyes are getting dry, can you take it out quickly?
My eyes are getting dry.
You did it!
But...
Yes?
What will you do if you change your costume in your fifth single?
We'll ask the designers...
After this, Hiragana Kiyoki's new song will be revealed!
Bokutachi wa "tsukiatteiru" to sakebitaku naru
Kono mama zutto himitsu ni dekinai
Tomodachi ni mo kidzukarenai you ni suru nante
Bakabakashii to omou kara
Let's open Chanto
Dareka issho ni iru toki
Waza to yori wo oite mitari
Me wo awasezu ni ugazuku
Futari nandaka fushizense
Komatasugiru ki no tsutai kata ga
Kikochinakute setsunakunaru yo
Datte kiri ga aitsu no mukashi no karojo na dake
Ningen mo mano hanashi janai ka
Nannimo waru koto shitenai
Bokutachi wa "tsukiatteiru" to sengen shiyou
Minna no mae de haakkiri saseyou
Moshimo kimi ga nanika iwaretara
Ukete katsu deai no junban
Dear Kami, why did you make a mistake?
Encounter with Daremo kami and parting ways
Repeatedly, in this last place, we finally found our love.
♪「Love」
Can I shout that we're dating?
I couldn't say it until today, but
It's "love" because even if it's a secret, it'll be revealed soon.
Somehow, somehow, I can feel it in the air.
The happiness of being attracted to each other radiates out.
For those of us who are born and act, we can end our kiss here.
It's panic!
I've been looking into it.
Next time, the relationships between the members will be revealed!
Various thoughts come together to create chaos in the studio!
I love you so much but!
Is the group in danger of collapsing?!