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Keyaki Tekakenai, which started again this week, is here!
- Hello, I'm Shiken Usami. - I'm Shido.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
And these girls are Keyaki-chan!
One, two... Jyori-ti.
- It doesn't fit you. - It does, doesn't it?
- Jyori-ti... - It's Jyori-ti in a low voice.
Now, let me announce today's program!
It's been a year since their debut, so let me make it clear!
It's been a year since their debut, and it's only been a year and a half since the show began.
What they want to do in the future, requests for programs, members, and MCs will be made clear at this time!
Each project will be judged in three stages, representing the program, preferences, requirements, and results.
And the results will be announced by Shredder-sama here.
You know him from the New Year's special.
Yes, he's my partner now.
I'm going to give him a little Shredder.
Now, let's get started.
First of all, Shida!
Yes!
The project you want to do in the future is...
I want to do a project like monitoring!
That's what it is.
Shida, what does this mean?
I want to go into the city and be found by someone.
I want to infiltrate a school or something like that.
If you don't get caught little by little...
A little by little...
If it's in the city, I'll start dancing.
Oh, you'll start dancing all of a sudden!
I'll start dancing and do anything, so please let me do it!
Please let me do it!
That sounds interesting.
If you don't get caught little by little...
If you get caught little by little...
You can start dancing lightly.
That's good.
It's like "La La Land".
But you say you want to do it like monitoring.
That's right.
I'm going to steal the popularity of this song.
That's right.
I'm going to say it like that.
When you actually did it...
You said you wanted to do it like monitoring.
I'm used to it.
There's a point like that.
But I don't think monitoring will sue you for being fat.
Because you're doing things late at night.
You want to do this.
If you don't notice it, you'll reflect on your low fame.
You have to work harder.
You can increase the number of people.
Some people wore school uniforms and said, "Doesn't it look like you?"
Doesn't it look like you?
I want to do it.
Rika, do you want to try this?
I really want to do it.
Huh?
Where did you sneak in, Rika?
Bread.
In the bread...
Bread.
She went in...
And when the customer ate it...
Rika was the only one who ate it.
Before baking it in the oven...
Tsuchida's judgment for Tsuchida's request is...
Yes, that's right.
This is also about having partners.
A shop or school that will cooperate with you.
It's kind of like a prank project.
It's interesting, so let's do it.
Yes.
I want to see it.
Maybe there will be a future.
That's right.
Or the monitoring staff who are watching this, please.
I see.
Next, what is Hirate's project?
I want to go overseas.
That's what it is.
This is Tsuchida's...
It's not there.
What's wrong?
There is no "absolutely do it".
There is no "absolutely do it" song today.
Tsuchida's feelings are in it.
"Absolutely do it".
It's all over the place.
Please judge it calmly.
Will it work as a program?
Yes.
For example, where and what time will you go?
Yes.
I don't have a place I want to go yet.
If you two go together, I want you to take me.
I want you to go here.
It's like a recommendation.
But it's a program in Nogizaka and you go overseas, so it's possible.
That's right.
For example, we go overseas and shoot a program overseas.
If you go overseas and shoot a program overseas, I think it will succeed.
If you go overseas only with this program, only about three staff can go overseas.
That's right.
So we're going to shoot while showing our faces.
And we're going to put Onsei's voice in here.
We have to do it all.
We don't have money anyway.
If you do that, you can't do it with this number of people.
It's a selection, isn't it?
We will decide the overseas selection in a game or something.
About five people and...
I really don't like it.
What's wrong, Moriya-san?
I think you should stop doing this.
No, I'm fair and square.
It's a game.
Then let's divide it up.
Huh?
First of all, the members who go first are people who couldn't go the second time.
Let's go for it. You like it, don't you?
You like competition, don't you?
Don't you like competition?
It's terrible.
It's true that you like competition, but you're weak at it.
But you want to go overseas, don't you?
Well, of course I want to go.
I work in China and Hawaii.
In China, fake mobile phone factories...
I was scared. I was really scared.
Let's go to the factory with these members.
Is it OK like that?
Looking for a fake factory in China.
We went to a strange apartment and interviewed our partners.
And we were chased by a naked old man with a knife.
Is it OK like that, Hirate?
But I like running away.
You like running away.
What's going on?
What is the possibility of a fake factory in China?
We will move forward.
Next, Kobayashi's "I want to do it" project.
Surprisingly, everyone says funny things in a small voice.
We will wear microphones so that we won't be found out.
I want to hear what they said later.
What is it?
There is a camera in front of us.
We are nervous even though we talk a lot.
We talk a lot with the people next to us.
The content of the conversation is interesting.
By the way, who is the most talkative?
Aoi.
Really?
Aoi says what she wants people to say.
She says what she wants people to say.
I can't say it myself.
You can't say it yourself?
What is Tsuchida's judgment of Kobayashi's project?
I don't like it!
I thought it was good, too.
But I don't think you will talk if you wear a microphone.
I see.
Tsuchida's judgment of Kobayashi's project.
I'll make you do it.
It's rejected. Thank you for your hard work.
What is this?
We will be discharged from next month.
We won't! We won't!
Next is a project that the club wants to try.
I want to surprise everyone with my specialty, a TV game.
What is this?
I don't like going out and exercising.
I think I can win if it's a game on TV.
What games are you good at?
Buyo-buyo.
That's a big move.
Taiko no Tatsujin.
If it's a scary one, I've been playing Biohazard lately.
Is it a new game?
Yes, it's a new PlayStation 4.
Wow, you're really a gamer.
Let's see how good she is at Buyo-buyo against Tsuchida, who has always been a strong candidate.
Now, we have Tsuchida as a strong candidate.
It's a match between the club and Tsuchida.
Let's start the game!
They're both in the same position.
Shida looks strong, too.
- It's already raining. - Huh? I don't rain, you know.
- It's been raining continuously. - Yeah, continuously.
- What's going on? - You were doing it, weren't you?
- Yes, I was doing it. - Hey, what's wrong with being a candidate?
- It's raining a lot! - Oh, no!
- It's raining a lot! - Wait!
- Shida! - Help me!
- Huh? Isn't she the weakest one? - Oh, no!
- Shida! - Help me!
- Oh, no! She's strong! Her chin is strong! - Oh, no!
I think it's over.
- Even if you scream, it won't disappear! - Wait!
- It came out! - It came out!
- Why?!
- It came out! - HABU wins!
- She's strong! - She's strong!
- If you have all three of them, you can give them back when you need them. - She talks a lot!
- She talks a lot when we explain the game! - She talks a lot!
- As expected of HABU's master! - HABU's master!
- How about you, Shida? - I thought I could fly if I erased the white one.
But I can't go to HABU's place at all, so I can't do it.
- You said you were confident, so you came out. - That's right.
- You came out and you don't know the rules. - That's right.
- You're the worst. - You're a tough cut candidate.
Will the game plan come true?!
Yes! Cancellation!
Cancellation!
HUB SHOCK!
Isn't it enough?
We don't have any opponents anymore.
If there is a rival...
If it's another game...
I want to do it in various games.
Can you do it in Ameba TV?
Unfortunately, in this show...
it's a cancellation.
So, here is...
HUB's survey...
to Schmetter.
Next is Uemura's "I want to do it" project.
She wants to do a project with adult members.
That's right. This is Uemura.
I turned 20 last year or this year.
In interviews and handshakes, people ask me, "Did you do anything like a 20-year-old?"
What did you do when you became an adult?
But I haven't done anything in particular.
There are four adult members, and seven of them will turn 20 in April.
I want to do something adult with about five people.
I see. What is "adult"?
I don't know. What is it?
I don't know.
At the beginning of the interview, you said "I want to do it" last year or this year.
Did you do it yourself?
I became an adult in January of this year, but I was born early last year.
You were born early, weren't you?
I became an adult.
What's wrong?
You just said it bluntly.
Did I say it bluntly?
You said it!
What did you say?
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
I'm sorry.
You don't know what we're talking about at all, do you?
Everyone said it bluntly.
What is "adult"?
It's pretty shitty.
Do you want to do it?
How about you, Nagasawa-kun?
I want to go to an izakaya.
Izakaya?
But do you drink alcohol?
Does Rika drink alcohol?
We don't.
You don't?
We don't drink.
I'm curious about what happens if all the members drink alcohol.
I'd like to see it.
Sounds interesting.
I'd like to see it.
But isn't that possible?
You put on a CCTV camera and talk about your true feelings.
Some people drank a lot of alcohol.
That's nice.
Rika started talking a lot.
She said "hey, hey, hey" really fast.
She said "it's dangerous if you drink alcohol."
It was really dangerous.
But Sato talked more than ever.
What do you want to say, Sahana-kun?
Actually, Sugai also said this.
I want to go to a racecourse.
I like horses, but I've never been to a racecourse.
So I'm curious about what it's like.
I think it'd be fun to go with other members.
I'd like to go with young people.
It's beautiful at night.
It's increasing now.
With couples.
With adult cameras.
So it's like an adult tour.
That's nice.
We can go to a place where kids don't go.
And we can go to an izakaya at the end.
It'd be nice to include all kinds of things.
Will an adult tour be possible?
Every day!
Targeted!
Not bad at all, right?
Highly rated!
Yeah, but it's targeted in a positive way, so it's not boring.
And if you make it an annual event, there will be more new adult members every year.
That's why we made an annual adult ceremony contract.
Oh, yeah. The girls will teach you a little, right?
And in the end, Hirate will be gone in about five years, right?
Yeah.
So in five years, we'll take all of them with us.
A grand party!
A grand party.
I see.
These girls...
Shida and others...
Together...
At the end of the store...
With Moria and the two of them...
Thinking about a grand party...
It's not good.
It's about time for me to leave because it's time for the store.
Oh, what is it? Is it Napoleon's money?
No way!
Next is Sugai's request for the program.
The atmosphere of the preliminary announcement is heavy, so I want you to make it feel light.
This is...
Sugai...
Well...
The preliminary announcement makes me really nervous, so...
Rather than the atmosphere of the studio...
If you could announce it in a brighter atmosphere...
I think I'll be less nervous.
Oh, you'll be less nervous?
Well, if you're nervous, you're on that side, right?
But if you're a fan who can feel that atmosphere...
Well, you're right!
Because...
Number ten...
Sugai...
No way!
Wait, wait!
What? What? What?
Can you handle it, Sugai?
That's true.
Next, the fifth row.
There's no "five"! Wait, wait!
What? Five rows?!
It's thin! It's thin!
It's thin! It's like it's getting thinner!
Can you say it?!
This much?!
Can you do it?!
But, like, the sound effects...
Like, "bong"...
Yeah, like that!
It's scary!
Ah, you can change the sound, then.
Next, the third row.
"Pa-pa-paaaa!" Like that.
You can make it, like, more cheerful later?
I want them to put music in the background.
Thin?
"Naramurimi" may be good.
You're going to play it very thin?
Are you going to announce it for them too?
The center is Chimi... Chimina!
What is it? In the end, it's all about drifting.
Well, that's also...
What do you think about it, Tsuchiya-san?
Well, I think...
It's a good idea.
I think it's worth it.
Yes, it is.
I think it's worth it.
I've always thought so.
That's right.
Next is a request from Sato for the show.
If you have a seat at the end and you can't talk, what should you do?
Oh, I see.
Oh, this is...
The farthest you can come in is if you don't have a loud voice.
The farthest Hinadan Kouretsu is from the MC is because you can't do it unless you have skills.
Because when you say "But it's me", the front row turns around.
At that point, the atmosphere changes a little.
"What are you talking about?" "What are you telling me?"
It's like a talk show.
That's right, Kouretsu is actually difficult.
Difficult.
Because it's easy to talk.
That's true.
It's a very serious story.
Hina's serious story.
There are various things in this relationship.
Rika wants to sit next to Oda and Nagasawa.
Isn't it a school class?
Why?
Because it's calm.
It's easier for Oda to talk to the third row of MCs.
It's in the front row.
It's in Saku-chan's position.
It's always around here, isn't it?
It's easy to talk to here.
You look like a professional.
You look like a Hinaban idol.
It's easy to talk to there.
It's easier to talk to there.
But it's true that all the MCs are here.
It's good to go home.
Because it's in the middle of the second row of MCs.
It's like a Shanghai opening.
I see.
What do you think of it?
It's a novel style.
What do you think of it, Rika?
It happens sometimes.
It's good to have various seats.
Speaking of seats...
Rika gave us this opinion.
I want a backrest in the studio chair.
I want a sofa if possible.
It's a cheeky opinion.
In response to Rika's request...
we've prepared a comfortable chair for you to sit in.
Let's have you sit in it!
The seat is low, so it's like you're shaking your legs too much.
But it's nice. How do you like it?
- It's great. - It's great?
It's great. You put your elbows on it.
Everyone's putting their hands on their knees.
- It's good. - It's good.
- It's cool. - It's good.
- I'll do it again. - I'll do it again.
What is it?
You look like Akira Kurosawa.
A chair for Akira Kurosawa.
Since we're here, let's do our usual opening.
Bakon!
It's started again this week. Keyaki Teikakenai!
Now, these girls are Keyaki-chan!
How is it? What do you think, Rika-san?
Everyone's on the sofa.
It's not like I'm going back. Everyone's on the sofa.
Everyone's coming up to me.
What is their response to Rika's request?
Um...
Are you going to be positive about it?
- It's only Rika. - It's only Rika.
- It's not for everyone. - It's only Rika.
Are you going to be positive about it?
How about this?
Every time it's only Rika's chair. It's different.
- That's good. - Rika is sitting on a lot of chairs.
Ah, I see.
I don't like it!
After this, the discord is revealed in the studio!
The discord is revealed in the studio!
Ah, isn't it dangerous just to like someone?
Ah, isn't freedom something you can't have?
Everyone is selfish in their own way
What do you want to do? Where do you want to go?
To a new world!
I don't like it!
Discord is revealed in the studio!
I'm not afraid of it
Even if you hate me, I have my own justice!
I want to hit you, I want to say "no"
Even if you push me away, I won't die!
If you want to fail,
Defeat me first and then go!
Discord, discord, yeah, discord!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? You're not alone.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
If you're going with Nagasawa, where do you want to go?
Next episode of "Make It Clear!" Second Half!
Can you not say that three times?
She's crying!
Sugai-sama, why are you crying?
You can't cry!