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Keyakitte Kakenai
Bang! The construction has begun again. "Keyakitte Kakenai"
Hello, I'm your host, Sano.
I'm Suda.
Hello!
And these are "Keyakitte Handei"!
Oh, it's still left.
One, two, three!
It's so cute.
"Hi"?
"Hiragana" pose.
Oh!
Is that a "hiragana" pose?
"Hi" in katakana.
I don't know.
I see.
Today, we'll be doing "hiragana" together.
Yes, we will.
Let me announce it.
Keyakizaka 46, "barumaru" character number one, has been decided!
"Barumaru" character number one
Keyakizaka 46 is experiencing character troubles like "obaka" and "ougui" characters.
Just like any other program, we'll decide who is most suitable for those characters,
with kanji and "hiragana" combined.
Then, the first character we want to decide is...
"Movement land" character!
To decide each character's "number one",
we have already held a preliminary round in a member- only questionnaire.
And these six members have passed the preliminary round of this "movement" character!
By the way, "ozekii" got the most votes!
Nine votes!
The reason why we voted for "ozekii" is...
imaizumi
Her driving style is disgusting.
It's not that her driving style is bad, but it's disgusting!
tobayashi
Everything about her is weird.
It's not that her driving style is bad, but it's weird!
shida
yabai
There is a reason for this,
and "ozekii" is definitely a candidate for the championship.
It's dangerous.
Well, let's decide it right away.
The category is...
"basketball layup shoot"!
She is a basic "firate" basketball player, right?
It's disgusting for someone who can't do it, right?
That's right.
"ozekii"!
"firate"!
First of all, the former basketball club, "soube"'s layup shoot!
Yes!
"soube" is in the lead!
Did you see it? Did you see "furetard"'s face?
He had a big smile.
"soube" is in the lead!
I'm glad.
That's how it is.
You pass and you fold it back and you dribble and you shoot.
And the last one who passes and leaves the team is "undouonji" and he is No. 1.
First of all, "uemura" will challenge!
uemura
Great! Great!
This is it! This is it! Uemura can appear in "Ametalk" now!
The second place goes to Watanabe Rika.
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Oh! Oh!
It's far.
Oh!
Oh! One point!
Oh!
It's far.
Oh!
That was terrible!
It was like "Oh! It's a little far!"
Oh! It's a little far!
It was like "Oh! It's a little far!"
The next place goes to Nagasawa-kun.
By the way, Nagasawa-kun, do you have any club activities?
When I was in junior high school, I played basketball.
What!?
Oh, I see!
Then you can do it!
But it was about five years ago.
Was it regular or secondary school?
Secondary school.
I knew it!
Let's go!
Let's start Nagasawa-kun's challenge!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nanasawa-kun!
You did it!
You're doing great!
You're definitely better than these girls here!
Because you were strong in the first pass, I was surprised.
Yeah, because you were moving when you threw it.
Yes, you were moving.
Next, "the bad dancer Imagich."
I'm confident, too.
Why?
I'm in the basketball club, too.
What?!
Wow!
You're in the basketball club?
I'm in the basketball club all the time.
Then you can do it!
Then...
Why did you choose basketball today?
You didn't know, did you?
It's because of the staff's lack of research.
Then...
Ms. Kitagawa Keiko, please show us your enthusiasm.
That's perfect!
Let's play some music.
Go for it!
Yes.
I don't want to miss the shot anymore!
What are you talking about?
I'm just asking out of enthusiasm.
I don't know if it's a good shot or not.
Okay, let's go!
Oh, good!
Good! Good! Good!
Normally good!
Huh?
I see. So you can't exercise, but you can only play basketball.
I see!
B-basketball, too.
The next challenger, Morinori Ishi...
Great! He cleared it in one shot!
And now, it's time for a new shot!
It's Master's challenge!
Master!
Good morning, Master!
Master!
Even with a little movement, it all feels weird!
What?!
What's with that monster?
The second challenger is these three!
If you're at the same height, you can't shoot forever, so they'll be 60cm shorter.
The second challenger is Rika Watanabe!
Rika, you're a person who stops once, right?
I shouldn't stop?
That's right. If you go back, you'll be like that.
Now, it's Rika's challenge!
Have you ever seen a person running around like that in a bus?
- It's not like it's good to be moving - I don't know if you should stop or not
It's like when Gorgeous was searching for a country
- At that time - At that time
The next challenge is jade stone
This is the challenge of the champion
Champion!
Disgusting!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
So, you want me to leave?
No way!
Next, Uemura goes...
...to the final battle with Shuto, Futshi and Rika!
These two seem like they'll never finish, so they put the goal here.
It's so small!
What?!
It's so small!
It's a mini-basketball that's 2 meters high.
It's about time they score!
Now, it's Uemura's challenge!
No chance!
No chance no matter how many times you do it!
This is bad!
Now, Rika, please!
Rika is big, so...
Oh, Rika just said it in a low voice.
Dunk.
Rika's dunk declaration!
You didn't say "dunk" to me.
Look at me. "Dunk."
Disgusting!
Now, it's Rika's challenge!
I'm going to dunk!
Dunk!
That's amazing!
So, the number one character who doesn't exercise is Uemura.
I recommend all of you to watch "Object", so if you are interested in this show, please watch it!
The next character I want to choose is...
Ogui!
We've been saying this since the beginning of the show, right?
Yes.
Who is Ogui.
That's right.
This is also connected to work, right?
It is.
Definitely.
The members who passed the members' questionnaire voting are these six people.
By the way, the top pass is Nagasawa-kun's nine votes.
What is the reason for that?
Even when Yone-san ate a lot of breakfast, even when she ate about three cups of breakfast, she didn't stop eating and didn't stop eating.
Shida.
No, it's not good.
Even Shida-san is like that.
Are you eating too?
It's really not good, right?
At this time, I was eating eels and I became a little sloppy.
You became sloppy?
You became addicted to eels.
Don't admit sloppyness.
That's too much.
The confrontation method is sushi of Ogui.
They will compete on how many plates of sushi they can eat in one plate and two plates of sushi.
Now, let's go.
Ogui character number one deciding match.
Ready, start!
Thank you for the meal.
It's fast.
He's serious.
He's coming to get this title.
At the same time, Iguchi and Kanata are eating two plates of sushi.
Iguchi is eating three plates of sushi.
He's eating three plates of sushi.
Iguchi is fast.
In the beginning, Iguchi jumped out of the ring.
Will she run away like this?
I'd like some hamachi.
Hamachi.
I'd like some scallops.
He's waiting for the last one.
They're eating two plates of hiragana.
Have they eaten anything good?
It's their destiny.
Nagasawa.
Iguchi is fast in terms of pitch.
That's right.
Ogui's new generation.
Two sea urchins, please.
Two sea urchins, too.
First of all...
Sugai ate two sea urchins.
I don't care.
You don't eat squid at all, do you?
If you don't eat squid, I'll eat you as a giant.
I won't eat you.
Seven minutes have passed since the beginning.
The members are getting tired of it.
- What is it? - I want to eat it.
- What do you want to eat? - Medium fatty tuna!
- Yes!
- Kageyama, do you want to eat anything? - Give me a squid.
Squid? There are so many squids!
Kageyama has come to steal a squid!
Kageyama, the squid thief!
10 minutes have passed!
After 10 minutes, there is a slight difference!
The game is about to get serious!
But, could it be...
Kageyama, what's wrong?
This is the first time I'm eating wasabi!
This is Kageyama's first time eating wasabi!
Ozuki, what's wrong?
I need a break.
Ozuki needs a break!
- How much is it? - How much is it?
The game is about to get serious!
10 seconds left!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Time's up!
Amazing!
The deciding round for the biggest number of characters!
The winner is...
Iguchi, 24 saras!
Thank you!
- Second place is Harada, 22 saras! - Amazing!
Harada is surprisingly alive!
- Third place is Nagasa, 21 saras! - Amazing!
Nagasa, what do you think of this result?
Okay!
Nagasawa-kun! Nagasawa-kun! Nagasawa-kun!
This is a competition where you eat a lot of sushi.
Nagasawa-kun! Nagasawa-kun!
Are you upset?
I thought I could eat more.
You thought you could eat more?
This is like a real big eater show!
This is not a TV show!
This is not a contract!
Surprisingly, the number one big eater is Iguchi!
Will there be a chance of a revenge match with Nagasawa-kun?
I will do my best.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
The next character I want to choose is...
A character with guts!
Umm...
Is it okay?
Isn't Moria better?
Is it a character with guts?
Yes.
That's right!
As a result of 22 votes for Moria in the survey...
We have prepared a competition to see who can soak their feet in the coldest water for the longest time.
But you can't soak your feet in water for more than 20 seconds.
But I always take cold water.
Can I ask you something?
What are you doing?
She always takes cold water.
She is a military officer.
Will there be a person who can soak their feet in such water?
- Huh? - Kaki Kaki, don't tell me you're not the girl from "Udesumo" - That's right!
- Is it "Udesumo" revenge? - Yes.
- I see. Can you defeat Kourin? - I won't lose.
- Oh! - Defeat her!
- Are you sure you want to go that far? - Yes!
- Oh! Shida! Are you going? - Wait a minute, I thought he was confused.
- But you look like you have a lot of confidence. - If you're going, it's fine. Let's do it together.
Let's review the rules.
In any case, the member who had been soaking their feet in this ice water for a long time is the number one character with guts.
- What is your opinion? - I'm scared, but I don't want to lose.
- That's right. It's not "kaki" but "kaki" but "kaki" - That's right.
- More than guts. - I see. How about you, Moria?
- I don't want to lose either, but I'll do my best to reach for it. - Reach for it?!
- Are you going to die?! - I'd like you to stop if you can.
- Ready... - Start!
- So fast! - So fast!
What is she doing here?
Leaving behind Kamasei's Shida...
What is she doing here?
As expected, it's these two.
It's almost 30 seconds.
- 30 seconds. - 30 seconds.
- You can't hold back anymore. - Yes.
- How is it? - It's hot water.
- Hot water? - It's hot water.
- Hot water. - Hot water.
She's adding it little by little.
- So, Kagisaki... - What is it?
- It's going better than I expected. - It's going better than I expected!
- It's crazy. - Oh no.
She's reaching her limit. Is it getting harder?
- So, one minute... - One minute.
One minute has passed.
- Oh! Oh! Kagisaki is also suddenly... - You can't do it! You can't do it!
- Which one is it? - You can't do it! You can't do it!
- Oh! - You can't do it! You can't do it!
- It's over! - You can't do it!
- Yes, it's hot water. - It's hot water. Get out of my way, Shida!
- What's up with you? - You came all of a sudden.
- More than one minute. - My jaw is about to shake.
- I see. Your jaw is about to shake. - I see.
- Was it okay? - Yes.
- Was it painful? - No.
If you ask me if it was the most painful thing in my life, it wasn't painful at all.
If you ask me, I can't say it was the most painful thing in my life.
With their fame and skills, No. 1 characters with guts are Moriya and Akane.
We are waiting for your contact information.
After this, we are going to talk about stupid characters.
The first character we have decided is...
Stupid characters!
These are the stupid members who passed the members' questionnaire voting.
The top two members received eight votes.
The reason is...
Nagahama Neru, you always say crazy things.
Ozeki, your way of thinking is stupid.
You don't have a reason, but you persuade me.
All quizzes are quick questions.
If you get it right, you can skip it.
The one who stays until the end is the number one stupid character.
By the way, you can give up at any stage.
So far, you are the number one stupid character.
Who do you think you are?
I won't lose to you, Nijika.
Oh, Ishimori.
We meet again.
I used to think Ishimori was a stupid character, too.
Isn't it?
I'm serious.
You are serious and stupid, so you are the number one stupid character.
Then you should be stupid and bad.
Please give us the question.
What do you say when you overtake many players at once in a marathon or something like that?
Are you kidding me?
In the middle of the question...
Yes, Sasaki.
Chinese cabbage.
No, it's not.
Chinese cabbage.
Yes, Imazumi.
Radish?
I know how to peel a radish.
I know how to peel a radish, but I don't know how to peel a radish.
Yes, Takamoto.
Peeling a bone.
It's not a shop anymore.
Time's up!
Terrible!
Have you ever heard of "peeling a burdock"?
No, I haven't.
What? "Peeling a burdock"?
Are you an international student?
What do you say to your children when you force them to have a harsh experience?
Make cute girls do ______.
What do you make them do?
What is it?
"Travel"!
Correct!
"Love" comes from "travel".
Well done, Takamoto! Win!
After that, the deep sea island became independent.
By studying airplanes, the famous brothers are...
What brothers?
Here it is!
Space brothers?
It's a manga!
It's not a manga!
It's a manga story!
When a baby is born, what do you call the first cry you make?
Yes, Imazumi!
Umeki voice?
But, in this question...
"moon" and "what"?
"tail".
Correct!
Only three members are left.
What is the last exercise to do during radio exercise?
"Deep breath".
"Persuasion"!
Earlier, you said "don't leave me behind"!
There are people who say that!
Sorry, but when you won, your persuasion was stupid.
Stupid!
Now, this is...
Imaizumi is out of the game!
Countries surrounding the Pacific Ocean...
promote economic cooperation...
"Pacific Ocean Partnership Agreement"...
what is it called in three letters?
This is a hot topic!
Of course we know about it!
Every day!
And even after President Trump became president...
That's right!
It's in three letters!
Can you say it?
P... P...
P. P.
Correct!
U. N. C.
What? Poop?
U. N. C.
Poop? Poop.
Poop.
In the Pacific Ocean, they made a partnership and made poop.
In the Pacific Ocean, they made poop and didn't leave it behind.
They made poop for otakus again.
What's amazing about it?
Even if you calculate it, you end up pooping.
Idiots are amazing! Idiots poop!
If you compare what you can't move with your wallet and so on,
and say "what doesn't turn"...
What doesn't turn?
Your body?
I got a hint!
It's here!
Your right arm!
Your hand!
Your hand doesn't turn!
Wrong!
It's...
Look, it's up from here!
Neck.
Correct!
Is it okay to say it's correct?
Thank you.
Continuing from last time, Idiot Character No. 1 is Ishimori!
Let's release the idiot's arrogance!
After this, fourth single campaign!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, Idiot Character No. 1 is Ishimori!
Fourth single campaign!
The members' first broadcast report!
That's right!
The pose of an idiot isn't old!