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Here we go! This week's show is back! "Keyaki doesn't count for anything!"
- Hello, I'm your host, Chida! - Nice to meet you!
And these girls are Keyaki-chan!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh, that's nice.
- I'm sure Moria is over there. - Moria?
- She's over there. - That's right.
- That's Moria over there. - Deputy captain.
This week's show is something I haven't shown you before.
A special Valentine's Day show!
An ideal confession simulation using Serbe!
Well, Valentine's Day is coming up, so love is prohibited, everyone!
Keyakizaka 46 is...
But! One day, everyone will confess their love!
- I see. - Right? - That's true.
The staff decided...
This time...
The ideal boyfriend...
Serbe-san!
We want you all to make an ideal confession!
What's up, Serbe-san?!
I'm a gag actor!
- Excuse me, excuse me! - Huh?
- I'm doing it for you. - I'm doing it!
This time, Serbe-san will appear on this show and another gag will be thrown in.
- That's right. - That's right.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - Seriously.
This time, they'll simulate their ideal confession scene with Serbe!
By the way, the members will act, script, and direct.
They'll reproduce their ideal confession scene by themselves!
The other actor, Serbe, is also rehearsing with the members' guidance from two hours ago!
Oh, Nana, good job!
There are a few members who do it like that.
Wow, I got directed from above!
"That's..." like that.
- Well, that's their ideal confession, right? - That's right.
The top batter is Fab!
What's the direction you want to focus on the most this time?
I want you to make it look like it's raining.
Is it raining?
- Even in the car... - That's a strange request.
Will Serbe be able to answer it?
I'm invited by an older senior and go for a drive on my way back.
I want to give him the chocolate I made, but I don't have the courage.
What should I do?
Serbe's first drive
- It's raining quite a bit. - It's raining quite a bit.
But it's a good thing you didn't get wet in the middle of it.
I hope it doesn't rain.
Huh?
No, it's raining.
Oh.
Hey, Nesa Abe.
Huh?
Have you ever gotten chocolate for Valentine's Day?
Oh, I haven't.
I see.
She doesn't have a license, so it's weird, right?
But the girls who give me chocolate are super cute.
Super cute.
All right.
I'm here.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's raining so I'll walk you to the front.
Well, good night.
I had fun today. Thank you.
See you.
Wait a minute.
This.
I like it.
Cute.
I like it, too.
Cute.
Where did you drink it?
How do you like it?
I asked him if it's raining.
That was your order, wasn't it?
I thought it wasn't enough, but...
You kept saying "is it raining?"
Did you see it?
It came out and...
I saw it.
You did it, didn't you?
Even when you said "is it raining?", it didn't reach your head at all.
I tried not to get wet.
You got wet, didn't you?
By the way, what's the most important thing you got this time?
I asked him if he had received it before.
He said, "I don't have it, but I think girls who give me something like that are really cute."
So...
You want him to say that line, right?
Yes.
I see.
Now, let's see how satisfied HUB was with this simulation.
It's a perfect score.
What's the score?
62 points.
What?!
Low!
This is not what HUB asked for.
Wait a minute, Tsuchiya-san!
You're kidding me, right?!
You came in two hours ago and criticized it that much?!
What?!
You criticized it?!
What didn't you get this time?
"It's raining" and "riders"?
"It's raining" is really important!
"It's raining" and "riders"?
Yes, I thought it didn't suit you.
But "server" didn't suit you in the first place!
That's why you got a low score!
Next up is Sugai's confession simulation.
When rehearsal starts, Sugai-sama immediately changes his line.
Maybe I'll laugh a little.
I'm not confident I can do it.
Sugai's work, which he continued to stick to until the end, is...
He always teaches me how to study.
He is a senior of social people I admire.
On Valentine's Day, we meet in front of the station to teach me how to study.
Not yet?
- What did you get for Valentine's Day? - Me?
- Where are you standing, idiot? - I'm sorry.
You're cute. Let's go out and play.
- Let's go out and play. - I don't want to.
- Let's go out and play. - Stop it.
- You're mean. - You're mean.
- Don't touch my girlfriend. - That's right.
What are you doing?
You bastard!
Ouch!
- You bastard! - Don't you remember me?
Shut up! Shut up!
Thank you for everything.
What should I do with you guys?
- Are you okay? - Yes.
Um... that's not what I meant.
You said "girlfriend" earlier.
I'm sorry.
I say it a lot at times like this.
I see.
You're right.
Let's go.
I don't know if I'm conveying it well.
Terrible.
Excuse me.
Can't I do it?
That's right.
I'm the only one who can always protect Dojitan and Yuka.
Idiot!
Let's go study.
Okay.
When you looked at me for a moment, I thought you were laughing in the middle of it.
Well, your face is a little funny.
Your face is funny.
What is it? I can't stand it.
You were happy, weren't you?
You were happy, weren't you? I have no intention of making you laugh there.
No, it was a little good, but...
Your face...
Your face is a little slowly...
Sugoi-sama's rating is...
55 points including himself who laughed.
While looking at Sugoi, Shida was in a bad mood and was smiling.
Hey, what is it? Where?
It's like he's been called by a detective.
That's right.
At the end of the line, he was in a bad mood.
No, it's Sawa-san. It's not Sawa-san, is it?
Seriously.
Sawa-ben.
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Next up is Oda-nana's confession simulation.
What is Sawa-ben's first impression of Oda-nana?
Hi.
What is this confession?
I'm really happy like this.
It's annoying.
Oda-nana's self-confident work, "Conversation".
It's Valentine's Day, but I have to work until night.
But I'm very excited.
Because I'm with my beloved senior.
I also prepared handmade chocolate.
I'm definitely going to confess today.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Nana, thank you for your hard work.
Nana...
By the way...
Um...this!
It's Valentine's Day, so I worked hard to make it, so please accept it!
What? Nana made it?
Yeah.
It's definitely bad!
That's not true!
No, it's good!
It's delicious, so eat it!
No, I definitely don't...
Is it delicious?
What? No way! It's definitely bad!
It's delicious!
Right?!
I'm glad!
It's delicious!
But...wait a minute!
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you okay?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
That's not true!
It's safe.
What?
Nana! Nana!
Oh, serve? This?
We ate Nana's chocolate and...
No! I'm sorry! Are you okay?
Oh, I'm fine now.
Do you hate me now?
Again?
From now on, I have to train my stomach for you.
Come on!
The moment it ended, it was noisy.
What's going on?
Did you die?
No, but I think it's the best atmosphere.
It suits you.
Thank you very much.
I didn't think this would be the worst.
What are you talking about?
I'm happy about it.
How satisfied is Oda?
Almost perfect.
As I thought, it's Oda!
I see!
But there was one percent flaw.
That's right. All that's left is Sabae's looks.
Next up is Saito's confession simulation.
After rehearsal.
Try it now.
Eh, but it was pretty good.
Everyone says it from above.
Pay attention to Sabae's acting.
We've been together for 5 years.
We're like a family.
Today is Valentine's Day.
As usual, I came home from work and ate dinner at my house.
I'm happy you always eat so deliciously, but sometimes I want to be excited.
It's all kneaded.
It's so good!
Me too.
It's so good!
As I thought, Fukuoka's food is the best.
You're talking too much.
Is it okay for you to eat that much?
It's so good!
Hey, Sabae.
Yes?
I have a present for you.
Eh, what is it?
I'm sorry, but what is it?
Ta-da!
Wait, eh?
Chocolate?
It's Valentine's Day.
Eat it later.
Yay! I'm so happy! Chocolate!
It looks so good!
Ah!
That's right.
I also have a present for you.
Eh?
That's rare! What is it?
What time is it now?
Now?
Yes.
Is it past midnight?
Oh!
Yes, February 15th is Fuyuka's birthday, right?
No way! You remembered my birthday!
Yes.
What is it?
Open it up.
Oh, it's a cake.
It's so cute! Thank you!
Go ahead and eat it!
Thank you for it!
Yes, it's good!
I like strawberries.
Right? It's good, isn't it?
Huh? What's this?
Huh? Hey, Sabe.
Huh?
This.
Will you marry me?
He's got cream on his face.
When you say "propose", it seems like you've done it already.
Really?
It's like "Wow!"
It's different again.
Saito's rating is...
Ta-da!
It's low!
Low!
This is good! I think the members will agree with it.
I'm happy about it!
My proposal was "no".
So, it's a little close. It's like you're marrying me in your daily life.
So, it's a little close.
It's nice!
So, it's a little more realistic.
I'm happy about it.
He's dressed up for the members' presents.
Since it's Valentine's Day, the members...
seem to have bought presents for us!
You bought them for us, right? Look, you all have them!
Look!
Aren't you happy?
However!
It's either Tsuchida-san or me who will give you these presents, but...
Why is the staff of this show making us do this?
It's fine! If you buy them for us!
We can distribute them!
Completely!
It's complete!
Then, let's distribute them right away!
First is Suzumoto!
Who will you give it to?
It's Tsuchida-san!
Oh, I did it!
I did it!
Suzumoto is so cute!
She's already cute!
Suzumoto is so cute!
She's fast!
In the beginning, you gave me a nickname "Kuritaro"
That's right, but...
I'm grateful for it.
In the beginning, you gave me a nickname "Kuritaro"
However, it was Saoe-san who made me like "Kuritaro" more than anyone else!
More than anyone else!
More than me!
What are the contents of the presents?
It's cold press juice!
Isn't it popular?
What is it?
Tsuchida-san is taking care of his health...
Wow! What is it?
It's good!
Really?
It's like you're scooping water out of a pond!
It's the most popular!
Wow, I didn't know that at all! But it's true that my juniors call me "Tsuchiwara Norika"
I'm really happy!
From Tsuchiwara Norika-san's point of view, you must be very happy!
Wow, thank you very much! I'm really happy!
I'm really happy!
That's great!
I'll drink, I'll drink!
Next, what does Saito want to give as a present?
It's Tsuchida-san!
It's not Sabe-san?!
Even though Sabe-san is so energetic!
Before, Sabe-san said that he's not good with sweets.
So I thought that it might not be suitable for Valentine's Day.
I see, it's Sabe-san's fault!
It's because Sabe-san is not good with sweets.
I'll eat, I'll eat! I'll eat a lot!
What's this?!
I'll eat, I'll eat! I'll eat a lot!
What's inside Saito's present?
Oh, you're smiling. What is it?
What were you talking about?
Huh?
It's none of your business!
Gundam!
Gundam comedian!
And it's a single-player Gundam!
No, what is it?
It was broadcasted in 1999.
But I'm also a Gundam fan, and my eldest son is a huge fan of yours.
I think my eldest son asked me for it and put it up in his room.
Thank you so much!
I'm glad.
Next up is Risa Watanabe!
Oh, it's kind of big!
It's kind of big!
It's scary!
What is it?
It's someone's head!
Huh?!
It's someone's head cut off!
She's a rival comedian!
It's Yoshimura! Yoshimura!
It's Yoshimura of Monocore!
Who will receive San's head as a present?!
Sanbe-san!
Yay!
Oh, this is frustrating!
I've always wanted to give you this.
Oh, I see!
Sanbe-san, your ears are red!
My ears turn red right away!
No, it's not that I'm embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed!
When I was playing the piano just now, my ears were really red!
No, my ears are red!
My voice turns red!
No, I don't want to give you anything.
Why?!
Give me something!
Lisa's present is a hedgehog stuffed toy!
It looks like Sabe-san, doesn't it?
That's right. I thought it was close to my head.
It's cute!
I imagined it would be cute if Sabe-san played with it.
What do you mean?! I'm not a gorilla!
I won't play with it!
Next up is Tsuchida's present!
I think Sabe-san will get something really nice from his wife.
It's cute and lovey-dovey.
If you say it like that...
What? You think I'm cold-hearted?
Hide it! Hide it!
And Yone-san's present is...
What is it? I don't know what it is.
Comfortable and peaceful pyromist.
It sounds like a commercial!
It's an aroma-like thing.
I'm busy with work and I'm tired.
If you put it on your bed, you can sleep deeply.
That's good!
You can sleep comfortably.
Orange, lemon, basil and...
Zeranium.
If you combine them...
Pyromist.
Comfortable and peaceful.
What's with that commercial?!
How many times have you done it?!
Next up is Nagahama's present!
He gave it to Sabe for "children only" reasons!
Tsuchino san, it's "chimney town" Puperu!
It's you, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's the popular "chimney town" Puperu, isn't it?
It became like that after I chose it.
I see.
It became like that after you bought it, didn't it?
It became like "chimney town" Puperu.
After you let me read it to the children, you let me borrow it, too.
I wanted to read it.
But you can read it online, can't you?
Yes.
Next is Sabe's present.
It's good, isn't it?
It's a super tie!
It's good, isn't it?
This is...
It's cute.
It looks like "chimney town" Puperu.
It looks like "chimney town" Puperu?
You gave it to me with the intention of tying my neck, didn't you?
I've never seen "chimney town" Puperu in my life.
Sabe's present that Pabu has always wanted to give is...
It's cute!
It looks great on you!
I haven't put it on yet, but it looks great on you!
Please put it on for me.
It looks great on you!
Is it okay like this?
It's cute!
But it's good, isn't it?
I think I can say "chimney town" Puperu like this.
I think I can say "chimney town" Puperu like this in shock.
It's good, isn't it?
Uemura!
After this, the ideal confession simulation, second half!
Uemura!
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This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Today we have chocolate.
Chocolate?!
Next time, Valentine's Day Project Second Half!
I want you to carry it with you.
Carry it?!
What did Rika give to Sabae?!