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"Keyaki doesn't matter" starts now!
Hello, I'm your host, Sadaru.
I'm Suda.
Nice to meet you.
And this is Keyaki!
Keyaki, congratulations!
Akeome!
Your voice is so small!
This is the second time we are broadcasting this show, but we are recording it for the first time today.
That's right.
Thank you for coming.
Akeome!
Thank you.
Everyone looked busy at the end of the year.
That's right!
We had a Christmas live show.
We also went to the live show.
Yes, Sabe had an eye contact with Moria.
Moria didn't notice it.
That's the most painful thing.
Moria...
I thought it was really painful.
It's the most painful thing for idol fans.
They say "I had an eye contact with Moria."
We will do our best in 2017!
Yes!
Thank you for coming.
Now, let me announce today's project.
Today's project is "Keyakizaka 46 2017 Kaki-zome Tournament"!
So...
We did it last year, right?
Yes, I remember.
We will have our members do kaki-zome.
First of all, let's look at Imaizumi, Ishimori, Ozeki and Kobayashi.
Please show me all of you.
Here you go!
Let's look at you one by one.
Let's start with Imaizumi.
Yes!
Fast changing!
Yes!
What is it?
At the end of the year, we had our first one-man live show at Keyakizaka 46.
I thought fast changing was very important.
So in 2017, we will try to change faster than anyone of our members.
Is it okay?
Is fast changing important?
Yes!
Anyway, is fast changing important?
Yes!
I'm sweating like a pig.
Fast!
Next, Ishimori.
Be strict with yourself and be kind to others.
Your handwriting is beautiful, but...
The balance is bad.
Yes!
Be kind to others!
This is my ideal human image.
Be strict with yourself and be kind to others.
This is my ideal human image.
Last year, I didn't live up to my expectations.
You didn't live up to your expectations.
Last year, you said you got along well with everyone.
Yes!
You took a lot of pictures alone on your blog.
Yes!
I made my mom worry about me.
I see!
I thought you didn't get along well with everyone.
Yes!
How was last year?
You took a lot of pictures, didn't you?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
She was careful.
Next, Ozaki.
Ozaki is good at GQ.
She is good at it.
"Adult Travel".
What is it?
Since November of 2016, I wanted to travel alone.
I didn't want to go to Tokyo, but I wanted to go somewhere far away like Shikoku region.
Shikoku region is limited.
There is a further place, but Shikoku region is limited.
Shikoku region is limited.
Next, Kobayashi.
"Family Trip".
But you don't go on a family trip with your family, do you?
I don't do it much.
You didn't do it much before?
I don't remember it.
You don't remember it.
Everyone has their own personal feelings.
That's right.
I'm a little cold.
You are cold, aren't you?
Next, these members' wishes for this year.
"Transparency".
If you think about what you want the most now, you want "transparency", don't you?
You want "transparency", don't you?
If you chase "transparency" away, it's not "transparent" anymore.
Last year, you wrote "passed GQ twice in a row".
That's right.
How about you?
Well...
Yes, it didn't work.
"Passed GQ twice in a row".
It didn't work?
How can you say it like that?
It didn't work?
You gave up "transparency" and went for "transparency" this year, didn't you?
Next, Takanaka.
"Stay strong".
I want you to do it.
"Stay strong".
Do you simply say "stay strong"?
Last year, it didn't work so well.
So, I want you to do it this year.
What did you say last year?
"Stay strong".
"Passed GQ twice in a row".
Your dream didn't come true last year, did it?
That's right.
"Passed GQ twice in a row".
Next, Habu.
Which one is it?
"Sleep".
Is it "sleep" or "sleep"?
It's "sleep".
Is it "sleep" or "sleep"?
But if you sleep that much, you'll get taller.
I want to sleep.
I don't want to get any taller.
I didn't sleep last year.
But I realized it's dangerous not to sleep.
So, I'll sleep this year.
Didn't you sleep much last year?
I don't remember sleeping much.
You don't remember sleeping?
When I realized it, it was already dawn.
Your expression is cool.
When I realized it, it was already dawn.
It's like the first line of a novel.
When I realized it, it was already dawn.
Next, these four will announce their plans for this year.
Let's take a look at them one by one.
Moria.
Yes, I'm Kagayaki.
Kagayaki!
Yes.
Last year, I saw a lot of TV programs and other entertainers I've seen so far,
and I thought they were shining.
When I saw the real thing, I felt it even more, and I thought I wanted it to shine.
There was an instrument, an instrument.
Yes.
It was shining so much.
Was it cute?
Yes.
I was surprised by the instrument.
The instrument was amazing.
It was amazing when you were singing, wasn't it?
When Hoshino was singing, you were dancing with a shy face.
I was dancing with a shy face.
You were dancing with a shy face.
You noticed you were on the monitor and thought you should do it.
It's shining!
That was cute.
That was crazy.
I've seen it so many times.
It was amazing.
It was cute.
The instrument was shining.
That's what you mean, isn't it?
Yes.
You're a first-class person.
Yes.
Yone-san, food!
Food.
I want to eat cheap and delicious food.
Cheap and delicious food is good, isn't it?
It's natural for food to be expensive and delicious.
That's right.
Cheap and delicious food is really the best ideal.
That's right.
It's the best ideal of human beings, isn't it?
That's right.
However, last year, she said she was good at makeup.
Did she give up already?
She said she didn't care about beauty.
That's right.
She seems like a woman who is good at makeup.
Next, Rika.
Move fast.
Please give up.
What do you do in your daily life?
Actions.
And writing surveys.
Oh, that too.
I see. You were late last year, weren't you?
You didn't submit it last year.
By the way, what Rika Otonami wrote last year was "I want to talk."
You were a robot last year, weren't you?
You said you wanted to be a robot, but you said you wanted to be a human faster.
You said you wanted to be a human faster.
You said you wanted to improve your performance as a robot.
Yes, Rika is a robot.
Now, the last one.
Flexibility.
This is...
My shoulders are terrible.
That's fast.
You sound like an old woman.
You sound like an old woman with worries.
My body is hard.
Oh, is that so?
Before dancing or something like that, I want to be flexible and then move my body.
You're dancing like that.
But last year, you didn't look like a middle school student.
Oh, you wrote that last year.
But last year, you didn't look like a middle school student at all.
That's right.
Last year, you didn't look like a middle school student at all.
You've grown up a lot.
I see.
Did you have a goal last year?
No, I was wondering why you wrote that.
Oh, you see.
You don't look like a middle school student anymore.
You've grown up.
You don't look like a middle school student anymore.
You've grown up.
I'm a diamond and my shoulders are stiff.
Your shoulders are stiff.
Next, these members' ambitions for this year.
Let's start with Uemura. How are you?
Last year, I wasn't feeling well.
Oh, I see.
I couldn't go out for rehearsals.
I saw a close-up video for the first time.
Oh, I see.
Last year, you graduated from a crappy school.
You graduated from a crappy school.
Does that mean you graduated from a crappy school?
You wrote your name in kanji.
People don't call me that anymore.
By the way, Uemura, who do you think is the worst member?
Nagasawa.
Oh, it's Nagasawa.
Because Nako is in my position.
She dances in my position.
Oh, no.
When you move...
Get a hold of yourself!
Next, Saito.
She wants to collaborate with Dega.
She did it last year, too.
I couldn't do it last year.
Oh, you couldn't do it last year?
I couldn't do it.
Dega, you couldn't do it.
What do you want to do with me?
I want to prank you.
To Dega?
Yes.
But I want to talk to you normally.
I can't talk normally.
That's good.
But I want to call Dega and talk normally.
That's right.
Let's surround Dega.
Let's look at her in a different way.
Let's ask her a lot of questions.
She's the second one.
When there are a lot of girls, she looks cool.
She says good things.
She looks like her.
That sounds interesting.
Next, these five will announce their plans for this year.
Now, Lisa. Health and safety.
Without this, we can't do anything.
That's right.
That's human nature.
Even if you live long, you have to live long because of your health.
And safety.
If an accident happens, we won't be able to do activities like this.
Like what you want to do.
Don't say my name like that.
Because of him, the New Year's show was canceled.
Next, Neru. Getting a driver's license.
I've always wanted to drive.
I've been going to a driving license school with Soube for a long time.
That's right.
I don't have one either.
That's why.
Can you do this show for me?
That's right.
For those of you who can get a license for this show, go to school.
Neru, right?
For those of you who want it...
Look! There's a lot of them!
Wow!
You can do it!
A lot of them!
You did it!
You can do it!
You're lucky!
You can get four weeks worth of them.
You can do it!
Then I can rest.
You can't.
Next, Suzumoto.
Dejavu.
I have the same goal as last year.
But there's still something missing.
Where do you want to make it beautiful first?
The outside and the inside.
Oh, all of it.
Huh? No, it's beautiful enough.
No...
You don't know anything about me.
Hey!
Why are you acting like a witch?
You don't know anything about me? Of course you don't!
Okay, next.
Shida.
I'm happy.
Everyone is like that.
In what way?
When I think about how I'm going to live my life,
if it's fun and happy, I think that's fine.
That's the ultimate.
Yes, I want to live happily.
Last year was "adult's eye".
Oh, I see.
"Adult's eye" means "don't worry about it", right?
Yes, I want to live happily without worrying about it anymore.
Oh, I see.
Based on last year, your thinking has changed, hasn't it?
Yes.
I don't care about "adult's eye" that much anymore.
Oh, you succeeded last year.
Yes.
Because your name is like that of a professional baseball player's autograph.
Oh, you succeeded last year.
It's like in a playbook.
It's true!
Here's the last one.
"Improved tongue-twister".
Oh, I see.
It's bad, isn't it?
I realized that my tongue-twister hasn't been good since I was little.
I didn't care about it so much.
But when I'm on TV and objectively look at how I talk...
Oh, you look at it.
Why do you talk like that?
I want to improve my speech.
You often talk like that, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I feel sorry for you.
If you don't know what I'm saying, I can't tell you anything.
That's right.
Are you not good at working?
No, I'm not good at housework.
Housework?
Please say "housework."
Housework.
Kakikukeko.
So...
She wrote "kagizome."
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So we've seen everyone's goals for this year, but it's not just that!
You've all written down your "key dyes" and received "mark diagnosis"!
We'd like to announce the ranking of those "mark diagnoses"!
Yes, it's this year's ranking!
The one who gave us the "mark diagnosis" is Yunani- sensei, a "mark diagnosis" author who is very popular in various media!
Shall we announce the ranking right away?
The first one is...
Kim!
This is important, Kim!
That's right!
After all, money is important in life!
You like money, don't you?!
I like it...
You like it?
You like Oda-money?
I like it...
I like money...
I like Oda-money...
I like it...
I'd like to announce the first and second place!
First, we'll announce the first place!
The first member who seems like a rich person is...
The first place of this year's Kim's Ranking is...
Harada Aoi-san!
Harada!
Sensei!
The gap between the first and second places is called "the rich man's mouth".
The gap between the first and second places is called "the poor man's mouth".
When this gap is open, money comes in from the rich man's mouth.
When this gap is closed tightly, money doesn't come out of it.
Don't look at yourself!
Your hair won't be messy!
You like money, don't you?
This time, it's shaved off, and it's closed tightly.
It was difficult to diagnose.
It's not like you usually shave it off.
But you shaved it off carefully.
However, this part of Mr. Harada's head is open.
It's open above.
And it's closed tightly.
So, money comes in from the top pocket.
So, even if you have done it wrongly in the past,
if you are conscious of it and fix it, money will go up.
Yes, remember it!
This year's money ranking is...
Mr. Yui Imaizumi!
Yui Imaizumi!
Now, next to Mr. Harada...
Who is it?
It's coming in from above!
This part of Mr. Imaizumi's head is open.
So, money leaks out of it.
It's difficult for money to accumulate.
It comes out quickly, doesn't it?
It's the same for Mr. Imaizumi's head.
Yes, it's the white part of Mr. Imaizumi's head.
This part of Mr. Imaizumi's head is also open.
So, it's easy for money to accumulate.
Wow, money comes out!
You mean it's ok for me to draw it slowly?
It's closed so...
You don't have to draw the upper part of it.
But you have to draw it in the rhythm of "chari- chari- chari-chari-chari-chari-"
You have to draw it in that speed.
The next decisive diagnosis is...
love fortune of this year!
The love fortune this year is unacceptable!
It's hell!
I can be popular with you, but I can't date you!
So, luck may come this year.
Luck may come.
Luck may come this year.
This year's luck in love is...
Minami Koike.
Koike.
Koike, please come forward.
Wow, you look so popular.
She had an unpleasant face just now.
Between making a tent and this is a passage.
On this passage, you can meet strange beings and spread human veins.
Between making a tent and this is a passage.
You can meet strange beings and spread human veins.
Koike, you are number one.
I've never been popular, so I don't know.
No, you haven't.
I'm serious.
This year's luck may come.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous. I'm surprised.
It's amazing.
Don't you think you'll be rejected by technology companies?
It's ridiculous.
Luck may come in order of first luck, second luck, and third luck.
Wow, I got second luck today.
Why did I only get fifth luck today?
Fifth luck is better than sixth luck.
So, who is the luckiest member of luck in love?
Who is the luckiest member of luck in love?
It's impossible.
It's Ms. Akane Moriya.
I knew it!
You knew it?
No, you said something sharp, so I thought you were bumping into me.
Now, please come next to Ms. Moriya.
Wow, you don't look like you're popular!
Yes, it's a strange place.
There is no way to pass.
Ms. Moriya is refusing.
It's a place that refuses circulation.
Even if you get stuck, there are about three difficult places.
That's why you didn't notice that I had eyes with you.
Because you're refusing.
I see, you had eyes with me.
That's right, I had eyes with you.
Can I stop?
No, you can't.
Don't cry!
It's okay.
Open it! Open it!
Can I open it and write it down?
Yes, you can.
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
You're a national champion!
It's amazing that you didn't lose when you were young!
After this, Uemura Rina's self-story!
Keigizaka46's self-story!
Every month, members who celebrate their birthdays get a spot on this show!
This time, Uemura, who was born in January, will tell us about his own history!
Now, let's look back at Uemura's 20 years of history!
So, how old are you now, Uemura?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old!
That's a happy age for you, isn't it?
20 years old is...
Did you have a birthday party recently?
Yes, I went there yesterday.
You went there? Yesterday?
Yes.
Did you meet your friends from your hometown?
Yes, I did.
Were you okay?
No.
Uemura! You're Uemura!
Yes, I said, "The majority is here!"
The majority is here! The majority is here!
I didn't know you'd say that!
First of all, I prepared some photos of me in my childhood.
Please have a look!
Wow!
Childhood!
This is...
Isn't it...
What?
The one you go to a shrine with, isn't it?
Probably.
"Omiyama Eri"!
Wow!
She's cute!
Is that your brother next to you?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
She's cute!
This is...
She's cute!
She knows who she is.
You've been wearing bangs since then.
Oh, you're right!
In my childhood, I was just copying my older brother, and we went to learn swimming and tennis together.
I also learned English conversation and piano, and did whatever I liked.
When I became a high school student, I started working part-time because I wanted to buy clothes or buy things with my own money.
Wow!
That's great!
You did that, didn't you?
This is the part-time job I was doing.
Oh, you were doing other jobs, too!
Yes!
I worked at a Kentucky restaurant from the first grade of high school to the third grade of high school.
That's amazing!
I only worked at a pool receptionist's shop and a first class restaurant in the summer.
I worked at a udon restaurant.
I worked there for a year when I was in the third year of high school.
You work a lot.
Didn't you go to school?
I fried tempura at a health food shop.
That's amazing.
Next, I have something I was addicted to when I was a student.
That is this.
IDOL.
Actually, when I met idols, I had a stronger longing for them.
The reason why I became addicted to idols is this.
Ta-da.
Influenza.
What do you mean?
Did you get influenza and went crazy?
Did you go crazy while you were resting?
That's right.
When I was in junior high school, I got influenza twice and it was very popular at school.
For about two weeks, school closed and I recovered in a few days.
While I was free and watching music videos and blogs, I became more and more addicted to idols.
So when I meet you on a music show, you're like, "Wow, you're alive."
You're like, "Wow, you exist in this world."
Now you're in your 20s, Uemura.
Please tell us your aspirations for your 20s.
I want to be like a 20-year-old and be strong.
Since I'm an idol, I don't want to forget my youthfulness and do my best.
All right.
Happy birthday!
Thank you.
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