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Big production special!
This time it's an emergency plan! Big production special at the end of the year!
We've gone through all of the missed surveys!
And we've also released some crazy photos!
Wow! You're a hot girl!
Go away!
Bang! This week's show is back again!
Kiya Kitte Kakenai!
Hello, I'm your host, Usami.
And I'm Sudo.
Nice to meet you!
And this guy is...
Kiyaki-chan!
What is it?
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Today, we'll start from a special place.
I was surprised.
The ceiling is low.
It's not a studio.
The floor is just a floor.
Just a normal floor.
Anyway, we have an emergency plan for today!
That's right!
Because of the end of the year, we had to make a plan in a hurry.
So we recorded it in the rehearsal room.
The number of members is also low.
Before we announce the plan,
I'd like to talk about...
Last week's show, Christmas...
Yes, we had a Christmas episode.
And Kobayashi-san's...
Sad Christmas.
The episode was wonderful.
So I'd like you to...
I told you, didn't I?
Yes.
Open it!
What is it?
That's what it is.
Sad Christmas.
What did you give me?
Here you are!
Profit!
After putting on makeup, you gave me a profit!
It was a profit!
But it's "Sad Christmas."
I'm doing a commercial for Hadao.
I'm a famous maker.
Kao-san and...
Kao-san.
I'll use it.
It's a good one.
Thank you.
Inside!
We have a plan to show you inside.
Telephone Researcher 2016!
Unannounced survey production special!
So...
Crane-san...
It's low.
The camera is low.
During this year's show,
we've taken various surveys.
But only a part of them were planned.
Today,
we'll reflect on our mistakes,
and ask for more surveys.
So,
we'll ask for more surveys,
and make good use of them next year!
That's right.
I see.
By the way,
this maker has a lot of surveys.
That's good.
Do you have surveys?
Yes, I do.
We have two of them in our house.
You closed two of them?
That's amazing.
This is the survey.
I am ____ character.
Do you remember this?
This was in the early days.
Do you remember?
This was taken in March of this year.
It's written here, right?
Everyone is still quiet, right?
So the staff is asking about characters and such.
Let's see the survey first.
First, Sugai-sama!
Me?
What did you write?
Sugai-sama's survey is this!
"m" character.
It's a shock, isn't it?
Even though she's a young lady!
Even though she's riding a young lady's character, "m"! "m"!
But, you know, if it's written like this, "Huh? Even though she's a young lady, what does "m" character mean?"
People will ask about it.
People will pay attention to it, right?
I think "m" character is relatively "m".
I don't think it's an idol's reaction, but...
I haven't asked if it's "s" or "m", so...
Why do you say it's "m"?
I want to be scolded.
Well...
Why do I say it?
There's an episode.
When I was doing a drama with Keiki Zakano and Shen,
there was a director who was quite strict.
I was happy to be scolded.
I really wanted to be scolded.
I said it a lot during that period of time.
So "m" character is proven.
Not "m", but you're a pervert!
Director, please get angry!
I'll make a mistake on purpose!
I'll make a mistake on purpose and get angry at you!
But that's how it is, right?
I've been raised to be very strict in my learning.
I don't want to be scolded so much...
I wonder if I haven't grown up enough.
I don't think I'm expected enough.
I wanted to be scolded more in my acting.
You wanted to be scolded?
It was quite painful.
She said she was happy while crying.
She said she was happy while crying!
You're a pervert!
It's a rather deep "m" character.
Now it's getting exciting.
Now the members are excited and we can talk.
That's good.
It's a good "m" character.
From now on,
we will introduce the questions that we couldn't answer in this show.
First, Odana.
Odana's answer is...
"Serious" character.
What is it?
Actually, I'm serious.
That's not good.
Odana shouldn't say that.
Odana's character will be ruined.
I'm serious, but I'm forcing myself to be serious.
That's not good?
I'm serious.
Actually...
If you say it's not good...
What makes you serious?
At school, I'm serious all the time.
I'm serious all the time.
A novel?
Yes, I've been reading it lately.
Murakami Haruki's "Tazaki Sukuri no Shikki Sai Omotanai"
No, no, no!
Murakami Haruki's "Tazaki Sukuri no Shikki Sai Omotanai"
No, no, no!
Odana won't read books!
No, no, no!
Next, HUB!
HUB's answer is...
Gobo character
Are you surprised?
Yes, I think that's what I wrote.
But in the show, Harada...
Ah, gobo character
When Harada was being teased as "gobo character", HUB was like...
Ah, I'm gobo, too.
I'm gobo, too.
Oh, no! It's my character!
Two gobos.
Two gobos!
In the near future...
we might have a showdown to see who's really "gobo"
It's hell!
Next is "Saito's survey"
Saito's survey
Here it is!
Hey!
Ah, I remember this!
"Talk"! "Be noisy"! "Dance"! "Be noisy"! "Sleep"!
Hey!
She wrote a lot of them!
I think my character was very lost in thought during this survey,
and I kept asking my members, "What is my character? What is my character? Write it! Write it!"
Before writing this survey, you took a survey, didn't you?
Ah, yes! I saw it from everyone.
And you wrote it all in one go?
I wrote it all.
"Talk", "Be noisy", "Be noisy" are all like complaints.
When I asked my members, they said a lot of complaints.
And "just being there" is funny. You're being dissed a little, aren't you?
"Just being there" is funny?
"Just being there" is funny, isn't it?
What should we do with "human-wolf-dominated" characters?
"Just being there" is funny.
When you play "human-wolf-dominated" characters...
Yes, you should play it.
When I go to a singing show and I'm asked, "What kind of characters do you play?",
I say "human-wolf-dominated" characters.
What is that?
"Can you play it for me?" I can't do it with "just being there".
In addition, "human-wolf-dominated" characters, "just being there" characters and so on...
There are also "on parade" questions that are hard to compare.
Everyone, let's eat.
Thank you.
Look, the king is now...
...giving out donations.
Everyone's survey...
...has been accepted.
Congratulations.
That's how it is.
Today's not stupid!
One by one...
...we'll be giving out donations.
This program is brought to you by...
...Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
The next survey...
...is for October.
"Please tell us your...
...recommended local information."
We're looking forward to...
...your local information.
Let's start with...
...a good answer.
Hamamatsu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.
Here is...
...Ms. Odanana's answer.
Eel pie factory tour.
It's hard.
It's number one in the country for gyoza.
It's in Utsunomiya.
That's right.
"If 'dani' and 'dara'...
...were used separately, Hamamatsu City..."
That's interesting.
Why is that?
Magic words.
Everyone uses them differently.
What's different?
'dani' is...
..."what is it?"
'dara' is...
..."what is it?"
Maybe I can become a staff of 'secret inspection office'?
That's good information.
This kind of survey is good, but...
...from now on, we will look at survey of...
...crashers who crushed this project.
Here it is!
First, from Uemura, Chiba Prefecture...
...Uemura Disney Resort!
Don't mess with me!
Everyone knows it!
From Tokyo, Saito!
'tokyo banana'!
That's not it!
Kanto, it's painful, isn't it?
Kanto, there are many things!
There are a lot of things in Chiba!
It can be information about your neighborhood.
There is a delicious ramen shop there.
Ah! There is.
Frozen dumplings are delicious.
Frozen dumplings are delicious?
Is it okay for dumplings to be delicious?
Why do you freeze it?
It's called 'white dumplings' and it's in a line.
Ah, white dumplings!
It's originally from Chiba Prefecture, isn't it?
I don't know about it.
You don't know about it!
You don't know about it at all!
Why do you know about it?
Tsuchida-san's amount of information has been overtaken.
I didn't know about it.
Is that so? You don't know much about it.
Saito's 'tokyo banana' is terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible!
It's not Haneda Airport!
I wondered if everyone knew about 'tokyo'.
When I thought about it, it was deleted from my head.
"I know about it for sure!" "I know about it for sure!"
You know about 'tokyo banana', don't you?
'tokyo banana' survived well.
By the way, speaking of 'tokyo',
Ms. Sugai is also from 'tokyo', isn't she?
Yes, I am.
Let's see Ms. Sugai's questionnaire.
Here it is.
The buffet of 'teikoku hotel' is delicious.
Wow!
However, 'teikoku hotel' exists in Osaka, too.
It's not only in Osaka.
What do you eat, Ms. Sugai?
I eat a lot of meat and escargot.
Escargot...
Basically, it's a treat, isn't it?
Even at the entrance, Ms. Sugai is eating.
I'm sorry, but Ms. Sugai is eating now.
Ms. Sugai is eating.
I won't let you get in the way.
Why is there a chair like this next to my dad?
Even in a hotel, my dad has his own chair.
In addition, Kiyo prefecture in Ozeki, which is from Kanagawa Prefecture.
Kobayashi, which is from Saitama Prefecture.
Saitama Super Arena, etc.
Everyone knows about shoes.
So here it is.
Everyone, please.
Please sing with me.
Thank you, questionnaire.
What is this?
What is this at the end of the year?
What is this picture in the shredder?
My hair is flying in the air.
No, it's not good.
At the end of the year, viewers may leave at once in this broadcast.
The staff are already tired.
Before we move on to the next questionnaire...
Keigizaka46's own history!
This project celebrates the members who celebrate their birthdays every month.
This time, Suzumoto, who was born in December, will tell us about her own history.
Now, let's look back at Suzumoto Miyu's 19 years of autobiographical history.
First of all, we have prepared some childhood photos, so please have a look.
Suzumoto!
Is this the sea?
I think it's the sea.
Her facial expression is like a child's.
It's true. Her facial expression is like a child's.
She is cute.
It's interesting.
Her facial expression is like a child's.
It's nice.
Her facial expression is rich.
She is like a child's.
In my childhood, I went to a river to play.
I didn't know how to swim, but I went to a place where I couldn't walk.
Sometimes, I jumped into the river without permission and made my parents nervous.
She is good at it.
You should say "this way", not "this way".
You noticed it in the middle of it.
You should say "this way", not "this way".
You noticed it in the middle of it.
This is what I learned in my childhood.
I learned calligraphy, playing the piano and dancing.
I didn't say it in the program, but I learned calligraphy for about eight years.
I have been learning hip-hop and jazz for about three years.
I saw her dancing in an aquarium near my house and I wanted to do it, so I started dancing with my friends.
Here is a video of her dancing.
She is cute.
She is amazing.
She is cute.
Even though it is a video as soon as I entered...
Your arms were moving a lot.
I like to move.
You like to move, so your arms were moving.
It wasn't a choreography.
It was a choreography.
Your arms were moving.
The job I wanted to be when I was little is...
Patissier.
I see.
You are good at cooking.
I like making sweets since I was little.
I have worked at a cake shop.
I like the atmosphere and smell of a cake shop.
I was very happy during my part-time job.
Someday I want to experience a full-fledged patissier in a program.
That's all for my self-story.
Thank you very much.
There was one thing.
You looked at me differently towards the end of the program.
Did I?
Did you forget it?
I'm sorry.
You pointed at the camera several times.
You were kind.
I'm sorry.
You learned a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Lastly, please tell me what you want to do when you become 19 years old.
I'm getting closer to becoming an adult.
So, I'd like to be more quiet.
What did you say?
I'm getting closer to becoming an adult. So, I'd like to be more quiet.
I think you should be more active in programs.
I'd like you to be more noisy.
Then, I'll do it.
Thank you very much.
After this, a picture of a scoop came out.
Ms. Ota.
Next, it's not a survey, but in fact, I think most of you don't know about it, but it's a paparazzi project!
What is this?
There are people who say "what?" and people who say "yes, yes."
In fact, this project started in June.
Several members were assigned to paparazzi and asked them to take pictures of what they were doing in the mechanical room and so on,
but the staff completely forgot what they asked for and it was produced at the end of this year.
So, the paparazzi who were left behind, who are you? Paparazzi appointed people!
We are appointed!
Yes, these members are paparazzi!
There are five of you!
Here is the paparazzi who were appointed!
Of course, these five people didn't know about each other's existence.
Today, let's take a look at some of the results of such paparazzi!
First of all, from Oda paparazzi!
Here it is!
Shizumoto?
Oh, this is Shizumoto!
It is cute, but can you sleep well?
And this is a pipe chair.
Sitting on a pipe chair and sleeping like this.
Oh, I see.
A pipe chair...
What?
A pipe chair is being carried?
That's right.
Shizumoto doesn't notice it, either.
He doesn't notice it.
Doesn't Shizumoto sleep well?
He does sleep well.
He used to sleep well, too.
Sleeping like this and...
It's a prank, isn't it?
And there is one more.
Here it is!
This is...
Make-up studio...
Ota-sensei!
This is Rika Watanabe.
When we were recording the song,
she was taking a cold bath.
And she wanted to go closer to the air conditioner.
So, she sat on the chair and held up her chest.
Was it hot?
I'm glad.
When I saw it, I thought it was dangerous.
Rika got some kind of pharaoh from space.
It's official.
This is Rika.
I like cold places.
You like cold places.
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing.
But it's nice.
It's not from the front, but from the back.
It's like a hidden camera.
That's right.
Next is Shida Paparazzi!
Here it is!
What's this?
Yuka was taking selfies.
While I was shooting,
she made herself a mirror into light.
Oh, I see!
To make herself brighter.
She did it.
I thought she was desperate.
Wow!
You're evil!
The way you look at it!
I thought she was desperate.
I wanted to take it.
She made herself a mirror into light.
Wow!
There was a window and the sun was shining.
I thought if I reflected it,
I'd look younger.
Younger?
You're still young.
The members call me "grandma".
I'm the oldest.
You'll be a grandma when you play the ref.
That's right.
But it's a good picture.
It's a good picture.
It's a good off-shot.
Next is Shida's picture.
Here it is!
Wow!
But Rika, you noticed this, didn't you?
What is it?
When we were shooting for our second season of music video,
Pei was wearing this outfit, and I thought it was rare, so I took it.
It's like a bathrobe.
What kind of pose is this?
Sexy...
What was funny about it?
Sexy...
Here is another picture of Pei.
What is this? A studio?
It's in Suzumoto.
I was surprised when I saw it for the first time.
I thought it was the one I took off my jumper and left it there.
In Suzumoto?
When we were shooting for our second season of music video,
I told them not to sleep because I was going to get swollen because it was a music video,
and I told them to let me sleep for one minute, and I used this screen to raise my head high,
and I held my legs with my luggage so that I wouldn't slip.
That's amazing!
They told me I shouldn't sleep.
They told me pretty hard, but I told them to let me sleep no matter what,
and they measured me for only one minute, and I was really woken up in one minute.
Ah...
Next is Lisa Paparazzi.
Let's see Lisa's photo. Here it is!
This is...
I'm Oda Nana.
Where are you?
Before the lesson starts...
You're reading a book at the corner of the room.
I'm reading a book.
She's reading a book.
After this, when I say "Oda Nana",
I want you to look at my photo.
Ah, there it is.
Wow, what is it?
Huh? What is it?
Huh?
What? What is it, Lisa?
She looks like a youkai.
Does she look like me?
It's like she's grown up.
In the corner of the room.
It's like this.
It's amazing that they came here and put it together in two pieces.
In two pieces.
It's got a story.
After this, we'll go to Nagahama!
Really!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
It's a video, Saito Paparazzi!
A video.
...a sponsored video.
It's like "Junkan Bunshu".
It's a video.
That's right.
Let's make Saito Paparazzi go wild!
Saito Paparazzi!
Here it is!
Hey, isn't that mean?
Happy Birthday...
...youkai.
Happy Birthday...
...youkai.
Happy Birthday...
Happy Birthday dear...
Happy Birthday to you...
It's a birthday youkai, isn't it?
On Yuka's birthday, we decided to send a video.
Yuka was sleeping, and Enel said, "Take it from the song."
If she sang it, Yuka would wake up.
I see.
We wanted to send a surprise youkai without waking her up.
It was like Marilyn Monroe's song.
Really?
Are you embarrassed?
I said I'd remember it.
She set a trap for you.