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Keyakitte Kakenai
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These girls are Keyakitte Kakenai!
Keyakitte Kakenai
One, two, Merry Chris...
She's caught in a trap.
She's caught in a trap, isn't she?
She's totally into it.
As you can see from this video,
I'd like to announce today's topic.
How long did you believe in Santa Claus?
Christmas episode for family!
If you have young children, please change the channel around here today.
That's right.
We can't show you this broadcast today.
The youngest children still believe in Christmas.
That's right.
This time, we will announce how to spend Christmas with your family.
We will increase the target of Christmas to the person who has the warmest conversation.
First of all, family!
The family's Christmas is this!
Illumination all over the house!
This is...
They did it.
Yes, like Santa Claus is coming down the ladder.
There is something like "chon chon chon" Santa Claus has been around for about three months.
We decorate it outside.
We put illumination on the veranda and inside of the house.
Also, we make artificial snow.
Do you often use LED lights like you see in the news?
Yes, we do.
Your father is amazing!
My father encouraged me to do it.
Artificial snow?
Yes.
That's amazing!
What about that picture?
I didn't take it.
Not a single picture?
I didn't take it.
But if you didn't take the picture, you would have said it!
I'm not lying!
Even if you look at it from the outside, it was very intense at Christmas.
That's why my friends often came to my house and told me that they wanted to see it properly and play in the snow.
Your friends came to your house and told you to take pictures in the future?
Because this kind of scene will happen in the future!
Your father was so busy making it that he didn't have time to take pictures.
Is that so?
Maybe he was tired of it.
I guess he wanted to carve a good picture in his heart.
What did you do for Christmas presents?
What kind of system was it?
My father suddenly said, "Why didn't you knock on the door and say it?"
I said, "Are you kidding me?"
My mother said, "Yes, I'm going to knock on the door and say it."
I was wondering what it was, and when I went in, there was a present.
It's fashionable!
It's cute!
It's good!
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute! It's like that.
It's cute! I'm not a cute parent.
It's hard. It's hard for everyone to be parents.
Everyone is still on the receiving side.
That's right, it's hard. I do a lot of things every year. It's hard.
You're trying to make everyone happy.
When I was in elementary school and junior high school, my father declared that there was no Santa Claus.
I'm Santa Claus.
You're a cool father.
That's why I raised my children properly.
You're trying to make them happy.
It's wonderful.
It's like a model.
That's why it's like this. It's like a model.
It's like a model.
Let's move on.
Next is Sato!
Sato's way of spending Christmas.
This is it!
Homemade roast beef!
It's like Doraemon.
This is...
Do you make it for your mother every year?
No, it's not my mother.
He used to be a chef.
Is your father a professional chef?
Yes, he is.
Is he a Western-style chef?
No, he is an almighty chef.
Is your father an almighty chef?
That's amazing.
Your father cooks roast beef for you at Christmas.
That's great.
My mother makes me a cake every year.
Does your mother make you a cake?
Does she distribute it to you?
Of course, she is from a good family.
That's right.
If she wasn't from a good family, she wouldn't talk with you for a long time.
She wouldn't talk with you for a long time.
She listens to you.
That's why you can talk with her.
If you want to talk with her, you should talk with her.
You should talk with her.
You can talk with her easily.
This is roast beef.
Nagasa-kun, you want to eat it, don't you?
Roast beef?
I don't sell roast beef very much.
You don't focus on roast beef in the first place.
That's right.
You don't make roast beef at home, do you?
No, we don't.
When you go biking in a hotel, you want to eat a lot of roast beef.
Roast beef is delicious when you make it at home.
What?
Roast beef is delicious when you eat it at home.
Does your wife make it?
My wife makes it.
Did you make it when you were at your parents' house in Saitama?
When I was at my parents' house in Saitama, I made it before Christmas.
That's right.
Saitama is like that.
There is no roast beef in Saitama.
That's right.
Next, how do you spend Christmas in Suzumoto family?
How do you spend Christmas in Suzumoto family?
You exchange presents with ten relatives.
I think you do it properly.
Every year, when Christmas is approaching, we make plans and hold a Christmas party every year.
Do you gather with relatives?
Yes.
I see.
Children are in charge of making cakes.
Mothers make meals for us.
We share our roles and make meals.
How do you exchange presents?
What are the rules and how do you do it?
One person buys a present within 500 yen.
It becomes a circle.
I play music and get a present when I stop.
Like stationery?
There was no stationery.
But within 500 yen...
What is this year?
You!
Who are you?
There are times like that, right?
There aren't.
Surprisingly, there aren't.
Everyone bought me pudding and book cards for 500 yen.
Book cards for 500 yen is good.
It's good.
It's almost cash.
That's right.
You definitely buy manga.
You can buy it.
It's good.
Next is "Christmas in Ishimori family".
Here it is!
Cake!
5 holes!
It's like a dream! What is this?
What does it mean?
My family is 5 people.
Everyone likes different types of cake.
If it's my sister, I like shortcake.
If it's my grandmother, I like Montblanc.
Everyone is different.
No one gives up.
No one says "This is enough for me".
"Then let's order 5 of them".
You order 5 of them?
It's big!
We eat it for 3 days.
That's the Christmas in Ishimori family every year.
Your Montblanc is just one size.
It's not like that!
What is 5 holes of Montblanc?
There are some that are cut.
My family doesn't buy the ones that are cut.
Yone-san was surprised.
There are some that are cut!
My relative's aunt came out.
You don't have to buy 5 holes!
You can sell the ones that are cut!
It's embarrassing!
Buying 5 holes...
Are you stupid?
You can't store it in the fridge!
You eat it for 3 days, right?
I eat up 3 of them.
You eat up 3 holes in the first day?
I eat up.
Since when?
Since the 24th.
You eat up 3 holes in one day?
No.
You only eat up 2 holes in the fridge.
You don't cut it up and eat it one by one.
You eat up.
That's amazing!
Are you happy?
I think I'm going to throw up.
You guys are amazing!
But it's nice.
It's nice.
It's fun.
And Ishimori family has one more way of spending their time.
They live in Fukuyama and Masaharu.
Fukuyama is Santa Claus?
Fukuyama comes here?
My family is really close.
We go to karaoke a lot.
On Christmas?
We go on Christmas, too.
My mom and grandma are really passionate about it.
At the end of it, my dad...
Fukuyama and Masaharu's...
"Let's be a family" while crying and singing...
Ah, I see.
That's a Christmas charity event, right?
It's a charity event.
Ah, that's amazing.
In the end, he said "well, shall we go?"
Your father.
Well, shall we go?
Yuyama-san, shall we go?
There's quite a bit of alcohol in it, right?
While pulling it, everyone...
Don't pull it?!
Don't pull it, because your father is crying.
Everyone is pulling it...
Eh, what is this?
"Don't talk about it"?
What kind of story is this?
It's an interesting story.
What kind of episode is this?
Father...
"Don't talk about it"?
What kind of song is this?
Mother sings it too.
What does she sing?
Mother sings it too.
Mother sings Hamazaki Ayumi-san's song.
She's young!
By the way, what does grandma sing?
Grandma sings Chiyoko Shimakura-san's song.
Ah, I'm glad.
Life is full of various things.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Next, how does the Uemura family spend their Christmas?
Eh?
Part-time job is extremely hard!
Extremely hard?
Why?
You don't have to work part-time on Christmas.
For three years of high school, I stayed in Kentucky.
Wow!
That's super busy!
It's the busiest time of year in Japan, right?
Because it's Christmas for everyone...
Ah, you can't skip it.
In the summer...
Yes.
I...
I quit in the fall.
Certainly.
Before Christmas, right?
In the middle of work, I came to buy something for my mom.
"Good luck!" I said.
Ah, you came to buy something for your mom.
Eh, so for three years?
Yes.
Eh?
You didn't quit much, did you?
Yes.
For me, even if it's long, I can only hold it for about half a year.
Eh?
Certainly.
I quit in one day, too.
There are many cases like that.
Eh?
In one day...
No, I think Saitama is like that.
Saitama is like that.
Right, Kobayashi?
There is a system where you can quit in one day, right?
You can quit, right?
Saitama has a special employment system.
There is, right?
Yes, yes.
Ah, that's because you're independent.
You don't have to do anything and you can quit.
Yes, yes.
There are rules, right?
There are, there are, there are.
Next is Kobayashi family's Christmas.
Kobayashi family's Christmas.
Here it is!
Let's skip this one.
Let's do it without tears.
That's right.
If my memory serves me right,
she brought a picture of herself wearing underwear on New Year's Day.
That's right.
She was a little lonely.
That's right.
She did it on New Year's Day, too.
I don't eat like I usually do.
I don't do anything special.
It's exactly like Tuesday.
Special!
Even if it's December 24th or 25th, you don't do anything.
That's not it.
If I feel like it, I make a cake.
If you feel like it...
What about presents?
Presents...
When I was in middle school and first year of middle school, my mom gave me something.
She gave you something when you were in middle school and first year of middle school?
What did she give you?
Um, toner and stuff like that.
I see! She gave you toner and stuff like that!
It's the time of year when it's dry.
Saitama is like that, isn't it?
That's right.
It's like a joke from Gunma.
Was it Ikko-san?
Yes, it was.
She wrote in her letter, "How much?"
I'm sorry, Kobayashi.
Let's move on.
The next way of spending Christmas in the HUB family is...
Gift cake!
What is it? It's a scary story.
Every year, I decorate my house with a Christmas tree at the entrance.
At the entrance?
Yes, I make a cake at night and decorate it with a letter and a cake.
You put it under the tree.
Is it a cake for Santa Claus?
Yes, I make a cake and put it under the tree.
That's kind of you.
What is it?
The next morning, I receive a letter and a gift from Santa Claus.
Does Santa Claus eat the cake and go home?
Yes, he does.
He doesn't always eat it all, but sometimes he does.
I guess he's full because he eats it in various houses.
Is it an annual event?
Yes, every year.
Santa Claus comes from various countries.
There is a picture of a letter from Santa Claus.
This is from Japan.
At first, you write a letter and eat a cake.
The next day, you receive a gift and a letter.
Yes, I put it under the tree.
I'm happy that you came to my house again this year.
I hope you like it.
I hope you don't eat it all.
Oh, no!
It's Santa Claus!
What is it?
Isn't it "anihaseo"? "anihaseo"?
It's Korean.
Suddenly, a Korean Santa Claus! What's up with you?
You didn't say you wanted a K-pop CD at this age, did you?
It's written in Korean.
When I told my dad I couldn't read it, he said, "I can't read it, either."
I can't read it, either.
Neru is laughing a lot.
What's up, Neru?
Korean Santas are coming little by little.
I'm sure there are Korean Santas.
I'm sure there are, but...
When I'm sleeping at night, I can hear "shanshanshan."
When I say, "Isn't it you?"
They say, "Yes, it's me."
They're happy.
They're coming.
That's why I believe in them.
Of course.
You probably wrote a letter at the time, too.
It's me. It's me.
That's right.
He asked me a job question twice, but it was okay.
He's gotten through it well.
A job question.
However, there is an age in which Santa doesn't come.
That's right.
When I was studying and it was annoying and I said I wouldn't do it anymore,
they said, "If you don't finish it, Santa won't come."
If you don't finish it, Santa won't come.
I didn't see Santa like that, so I thought he'd come again this year, but he didn't come.
He really didn't do his homework.
He didn't come.
And?
And the next day, he came a day later.
Wow!
Amazing!
Santa is working hard.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you all the time.
I'm watching you.
You haven't done your homework yet, have you?
I'm watching you do your homework.
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Christmas episode for family.
The next theme is "memory present".
The first presenter is Sato Shiori.
When I was in nursery school, I was into "oshaburi kombu".
Santa Claus, my mother and others,
when Christmas was approaching,
they asked me "do you have something you want now?"
and I said "oshaburi kombu",
and when I woke up in the morning,
I saw a lot of "oshaburi kombu"
That's good.
You said it.
By the way, you were happy.
Not "very", but I was very happy.
Not "very", not "very".
You were "very" happy.
I was very happy.
I opened one by one carefully,
put it in the vegetable room,
and protected it so that others couldn't eat it.
I see.
It's important.
The next presenter is Nagasawa-kun.
When I was in 4th grade, I got an electronic dictionary.
I said I wanted a game, but I got an electronic dictionary,
and I was very shocked.
Oh, I see.
Maybe Santa wanted you to study.
Or maybe Santa bought it for a game, but he didn't want it.
Santa is an old man,
but he has a lot of electronic dictionaries.
Maybe he thought it was good.
I thought it couldn't be helped because it looked like me.
He's an adult.
Oh, I see.
But there are times like that.
When my brother said he wanted "monchichi",
he said "I love you" that looked like "monchichi" in a weird way.
He said "It's not "monchichi" and cried.
It's possible that he thought like that.
He looked like he was sad.
That's true.
Next is Hirate Yurina's memory present.
I have a mat for nap.
A mat for nap?
I like to sleep.
So I wanted it for a long time.
How old were you?
When I was in 5th or 6th grade.
When you were in 5th or 6th grade, you asked Santa Claus for a mat.
Were you happy about it?
I was happy about it.
I used it every day and slept.
You must use it.
Because it's a mat.
What do you do?
Do you write letters to people you wish for?
Do your parents ask you about it?
Yes, they do.
Do they ask you about it?
My parents?
They ask me about it a lot.
They ask me about it all the time.
All the time?
When I'm in the bath with my mom,
they ask me if it's time for Santa Claus.
Do you have anything you want recently?
It's obvious.
So you don't ask me about it all the time.
You don't naturally ask me about it.
But it's hard for me.
For me, it's letters.
Do you like letters better?
I write letters with four people and send them to the post office.
I have two envelopes with letters.
I put a dummy in the post office and hold the one with letters.
If you don't check it in advance, you won't know what kind of product it is.
So I look at Toys R Us catalogs.
Before I go to work, I go to Toys R Us and say,
Excuse me, this is a Kamen Rider something belt.
It's very popular now and you can't buy it.
Can we buy it before Christmas?
Then I report it to my wife and she drops it at an online auction.
It's not kind, it's a big deal!
Santa Claus is doing it in combination!
That's right! It's a big deal in the Santa industry!
It's a big deal, isn't it?
However, there are times when you start to notice the difficulty in the middle.
It's also difficult to make them your friends little by little.
Now, those three are on my side.
The fourth kid is on the other side.
If you look at this, it's already...
I won't show you!
That's what everyone's dads and dads are doing.
Well, except for Kobayashi.
That's why Kobayashi has beautiful skin.
The next question is a forbidden question.
When did you realize that Santa Claus wasn't there?
Family Christmas Christmas episode target.
The next theme is "When did you realize that Santa Claus wasn't there?"
First of all, Sugumoto!
When I realized that Santa Claus wasn't there...
Here it is!
Santa Claus gave me money.
This is...
When I was in junior high school,
my mom said, "Santa Claus, you gave me money this year."
So I said, "That's weird," with my sister.
And the next year, she said, "You gave me money last year," and it was weird.
So I said, "You're my mom, aren't you?"
And she said, "That's right."
She said, "That's right."
But it's amazing that even junior high school students believe in Santa Claus.
It's perfect.
It's C-56.
And the kids at school say it.
Santa Claus isn't there. He's a parent.
My stepfather said it, too.
And the third daughter said it loudly.
And the eldest son said, "What?!"
He looked like his wife.
When I saw his face, I knew that his wife noticed it.
And I talked to him in private.
What do you think of Santa Claus?
In private.
What do you think of him?
Santa Claus.
Even at school, my friends say, "Santa Claus isn't there. He's a parent."
What do you think of him?
I think he's a parent, too.
Then you've been in a relationship for a little while, and you're on my side from now on.
I've been doing it with you, too.
It's a wonderful thing to grow up little by little.
Next is when I realized Santa Claus wasn't there.
This is when I realized Santa Claus wasn't there.
You still believe him!
I'm 19 years old, so I'm already married, but my parents say that I won't come this year if I say I don't have Santa Claus, and my friends also say that Santa Claus is their parent, but I pretend not to listen to that anymore.
I see, you're trying hard.
That's a good education.
If you say you don't have Santa Claus, you won't get presents anymore, right?
Yes.
If you don't give presents, you'll think Santa Claus is always there, right?
Yes.
He's there, isn't he?
Yes.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Every year, I write down what I want in a letter and put it away.
Oh, you're still using the letter system.
I'm still using it.
Last year, I didn't have anything I liked or wanted.
There are times like that, right?
Yes.
And I wrote cash.
I knew it, cash!
The three of us don't have anything we want anymore.
In the end, we'll get there, right?
That's right.
If it's money...
That's right.
If it's something, you might get something for 20,000 yen.
Yes.
But if it's cash, you'll have to pay half of it.
What are you going to do?
Then give me cash.
Of course, cash!
I got it!
Cash is good, isn't it?
Yes.
Did you get cash for that?
I didn't get it.
When I woke up in the morning, something else was left behind.
What was left behind?
I prepared a picture of it.
That's all.
How cute!
A teddy bear?
What is it?
A teddy bear was left behind and it's over.
Is the teddy bear next to you a letter?
It's a letter.
What did you write in the letter?
It's Hangul.
That's Hangul!
Hangul!
You want to know the reason why the teddy bear was left behind and it's over!
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Is this your house?
The target of this Christmas episode is...
Mr. Tsuchida, the target is...
Mr. Kobayashi!
So, the target of this Christmas episode is...
Mr. Kobayashi!
Mr. Kobayashi, who was chosen as the target, will receive something from Mr. Sahabe.
What will Mr. Kobayashi receive?
I think he'll receive breast milk.
After the lotion.
By the way, do you want anything?
I don't have anything in particular.
Then I'll send you breast milk.
Good breast milk.
From Mr. Sahabe.
And you wrote a letter in Hangul.
Don't make a mess of it!