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Robo!
He calls himself "Keaki Zaka's big fan"!
Nukiuji Kojima, check!
Will Anjushu Kojima be able to say all of the members' full names?
Nukiuji, check!
That's enough! Stop counting!
Bakohan!
It's started again today.
I'm not going to count!
Hello, I'm the host, Suwabe.
I'm Tsuda.
Nice to meet you!
And these guys are Keyaki-chan!
Let's get started.
Today we have a guest!
A guest!
Today's guest is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
It's real!
It's Kojima-san!
It's Kojima-san, right?
You're mistaken!
Why are you laughing?
You can't say that!
I'm happy!
You're a passionate fan of Kojima-san, right?
That's right!
I've been watching you since the beginning of this show.
Since the first episode?
Since the first episode. I don't think I missed it.
How was the first episode?
It was like an audition.
Didn't you feel like you were going to pass?
No, you're wrong.
I'm wrong?
No, I'm really watching you.
You were in Hiragana Keyaki.
You were in Nagahama Neru-chan's...
Neru's?
And Zeihan's.
You did Hiragana Keyaki, right?
Hiragana Keyaki.
What about Katakana Keyaki?
It's you, right?
And? And? And?
There's one more!
Another key member!
That's right!
Sujiya-san, and? And?
Who? Who?
Iwai?
No, that's not it!
It's Amon Nijishiko-sensei!
Amon Nijishiko-sensei!
Yes, he's the professor of psychology in our show.
Amon Nijishiko-sensei!
Wait a minute, this is going down.
You noticed it, didn't you?
Because you're sensitive!
Because you're sensitive, it's going down.
What's up with you?
Kojima's down system.
Down system? What's that for?
It goes down as you slide.
Now, with that in mind, let me announce today's program!
Does Kojima really like Keyaki?
Yes! Yes!
Wait a minute...
We were waiting for you!
Wait a minute... Wait a minute... What's that?
Huh?
It's different from the meeting...
What is it?
Wasn't it like a question corner or something like that?
We did that with Kikuchi Ami...
Yes, we did it with Kikuchi Ami...
There's no way we can make it more interesting than Kikuchi Ami, right?
We can!
We can do it at all!
You were worried about it at school earlier, weren't you?
Kikuchi Ami is funny, you know...
And so, this time...
Anjash Kojima, who is a member of Keyakizaka...
Will he be able to say all of the members' full names?
Nukiuji Check!
Of course, we won't let you use it in advance...
But we'll give you a fake plan for an offer and a meeting!
Wait a minute...
I really have a bad feeling about this...
About what?
My feelings...
I forgot to say it, but...
Yes, yes...
If Kojima-san gets his name wrong...
Of course, we'll be responsible for it...
That's right...
We haven't had Kojima-san memorize everyone's names yet...
So, if you get your names wrong...
You'll have to play a punishment game...
That's right...
It's our responsibility...
So, Kojima-san might turn your farm into an enemy today...
Wait, wait...
I'll do the punishment game!
No, no, no...
I'll do it!
Kojima-san, isn't that bad?
No, I don't remember it...
No, no...
We didn't have enough impact...
If Kojima-san doesn't get his name right...
I'll be responsible for it...
No, I don't remember it...
I'll be responsible for it!
That's right...
He gets mad when his name is wrong so many times...
That's right...
He cares about his name...
He cares about his name the most in the entertainment world...
"Kojima!" he says...
Kojima!
Don't get your name wrong!
He's mad...
He'll never get his name wrong!
That's right...
Aside from Imaizumi, Ozeki and Nagasawa-kun...
Can they say all 18 members' full names?
Let's do the challenge!
Kojima-san, which one should we start with?
Start with the one you're confident in.
The one we talked about in the opening.
Number 8.
I see, I see.
Let's get started.
Number 8's name is...
Nagahama Neru-chan.
Hiragana Prefecture.
She's a public official now.
I'm happy for you, Neru.
Thank you.
She had an impact in the middle of the show.
It's a good name.
Let's move on.
There are a lot of names.
Number 13.
Let's go with number 13.
Habu Mizuho-san.
That's correct!
Habu Mizuho-san.
Her name is difficult.
It has an impact.
"Habu-chan" is a great name.
She's tall, right?
I remembered it right away.
"Habu Mizuho".
My main bank is Mizuho.
I don't know it.
It's the same name as my main bank.
Is that how you remember an idol?
I remember it right away.
Let's move on.
What's next?
It's a full name, right?
Wait a minute.
There are two more!
Wait a minute.
A full name is...
Wait a minute.
Number 4.
Hirate Yurina-chan.
That's correct!
Hirate is in the center.
She's in the center.
She told me that she likes Ranji Ashi.
I was happy when I saw it.
You saw it?
I'm happy.
It's just "Watabe".
"Watanabe" is too big.
Let's move on.
Number 5, "Watanabe" and "Rika-chan".
Number 3, "Watanabe" and "Risa-chan".
"Watanabe" and "Risa-chan".
My wife often says "Rika-chan" and "Risa-chan".
Your wife is more familiar with it than me.
Shizuka says it.
Don't say my name.
I'm happy. Thank you.
How do you like it?
I'm happy.
You don't have to show me such a big smile.
Do you like me?
I like "Watabe".
"Watabe" is too big.
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC.
Anjush Kojima is a big fan of Keakizaka.
Will he be able to say all the members' names?
So far, five people got it right in a row.
There are still 10,000 people left.
My name is already full of mistakes.
Wait, it's my full name, right?
I know! Number 15, "Saito Fuyuka".
Correct!
Wait a minute, can I just keep my eyes closed?
For now, this Kojima-san zone is 10 minutes.
It's short!
It's short, sorry, I was being cheeky.
Did you say "go" in "go"?
Go
"Moriya", wait a minute, "Akane"?
Correct!
You said it well!
I'm glad, "Moriya" is smiling.
That's dangerous, "Moriya"!
If you didn't say my name, I would have been angry.
Yes!
With a smile.
If you didn't remember, I would have hated you.
I don't like that.
Wait a minute, what should I do?
Number 17 is about to cry.
Will you say my name?
I'm worried.
I think I can say it.
Number 17, "Koiike".
I know "Koiike".
"Minami"?
Correct!
You said it!
I'm glad.
Let's end this week with a happy smile.
Let's not make everyone feel bad.
Don't say "feel bad".
If you didn't say my name, I would feel bad.
If you didn't say my name...
I'm irritated now.
I used to call you by your full name.
I only called you by your full name.
"Miyoji" also came up.
I know "Miyoji".
Oda
"Oda" is...
Like "Mutou" and "Oda Miyoji" and stuff like that.
No, no, you call me by my full name a lot.
Yes. Oh, my left hand...
It's not good.
That left hand... Oh, this is not good!
If it gets worse than this, I'll start singing a musical song.
So for now, can you say "Miyoji" only?
I'm confident about that.
Then say it in order.
I'm really confident about that.
Then how about number one?
Can I say "Sugai-chan"?
Number two is "Shida-chan".
Number six is "Sato-san".
Number seven is "Harada-chan".
And number ten is...
"Imaizumi".
Oh, I made a mistake. No, it's "Suzumoto-san".
"Imaizumi" is...
This is...
How about this?
How about the judgment?
No, you made a mistake.
No, no, no.
You're hurting me a lot, Suzumoto-san.
Oh, this is...
This is...
If it gets worse than this, I'll start throwing things.
I'll throw something right away.
You have that kind of skill.
I'll throw it right away.
Then what about number eleven?
Number eleven is "Kobayashi-san".
And number twelve is "Ishimori-san".
Right? Not at all.
And number fourteen is...
"Ota-yo".
I said it earlier, didn't I?
And...
"Uemura-san", right?
And...
And lastly...
Lastly, number eighteen is...
"Yonetani-san", right?
And...
"Myouji"!
"Myouji" came out, didn't it?
You know it, don't you?
You said it all, so I thought it was kind of gross.
Wait a minute.
You can't say it all, can you?
What do you mean, it's gross?
And as an actor, you say it all normally, don't you?
That's right.
I was surprised about that, too.
You said it's a punishment game.
You say it normally, this old man.
I did say it a little, but...
Didn't you say something like "Gotou Maki", "Ishikawa Rika" along the way?
No, I didn't!
Wait a minute!
You didn't say it, did you?
I don't want you to hate me.
Seriously.
I don't want you to hate me.
Seriously.
For now, everyone cleared "myouji".
Can you say the question in its full name?
As for Yone-san...
The sister group, too, right?
Ah, you said that a lot, didn't you?
Yone-san herself likes that girl, right?
I like her.
It's the same name, isn't it?
Did you do the kanji, too?
Ah, I know!
"nanami".
Correct.
Hey, that's correct!
When you're talking, your memories come back to you, don't they?
Hurry up and come back to me, you idiot.
You're too stubborn.
Stubborn!
Shida-chan...
Ah, is it wrong?
I'm sorry, it's wrong.
Shida Manaka!
Number 11...
Kobayashi Yui!
Wow!
What does this remind you of?
I don't know what it is right now, but it came out like "duwaa"!
That's gross.
Is it okay, Kobayashi-san?
"I don't know what it is right now, but it came out like "duwaa"!
That's how much you remember of it.
If you remember of it, you should have said it first!
I'm sorry!
Hey, you guys are friends, aren't you?
No, we're not friends!
We're not friends!
We're not friends! We're partners, aren't we?
I don't know your contact information! I know it! I know it!
You deleted it, didn't you?
You deleted Saito Shida's website, didn't you?
No, that's right! Number 12!
Huh? That's your name! I remembered it at first!
Harada... Huh?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ishimori! Ishimori!
What was your nickname when you were in elementary school?
Chocoman! Chocoman!
Chocoman in elementary school!
You were called Chocoman, weren't you?
But my name has nothing to do with Chocoman!
Will Kojima be able to say Ishimori's full name again?
Wait wait, no no no, Yoshiko is stronger
Oh! There's no one called Yoshiko!
- Isn't this...? - Wait wait - Isn't it coming up? - Wait wait wait wait wait!
- Isn't it coming up!? - I'm telling you to wait!
Wait wait wait wait - Yes! Five!
Wait wait, stop with the "five"
- Four - Stop with the "four"! Wait a minute wait wait
- Ten! - Stop with the "ten" wait a minute
- Two! - Stop with the "two" wait a minute
Stop it! I told you not to count down!
Okay, show us the answer!
Oh, Nijika Ishimori!
That was close!
Wow!
That's great! Are you going to forgive him?
Yes, I'm relieved! I was thinking of changing my name!
A rocker!
Well...
That's right!
Oh, that's good!
Chiori Sato!
Oh!
Correct!
The best one would be...
That one...
Ojou-sama, right?
I'm going with Jiia.
If you go with Jiia, you'll be the last one!
Jiia is now flying with a helicopter with a gun!
Bang, bang, bang!
Like in a TMC!
Ojou-sama!
If you try to go home by car, you'll be shot from above!
I'm not going to be shot!
Be careful of laser pointers!
Please be careful of them!
Oh, what about number 7?
That's also a member's name, right?
Oh, that's right!
You're good at saying members' names!
Wait a minute! I'm getting impatient!
What color do you like?
Harada...
3...
2...
Wait a minute!
1...
Yoshiko!
It's Harada!
Isn't that great?!
I hate it!
What's your name?!
It's Aoi.
Ah, I see!
"Aoi" with "ji" too.
Harada Aoi!
See, it's a cute name!
Yes, yes, yes!
Everyone calls you "Aoi", right?
That's right!
This is a bit of a shock, isn't it?
I hate it.
You hate it, right?
Did you like her in the first place?
Who are you asking?!
I don't like her in the first place, but...
For Harada, who still doesn't have enough appeal and doesn't remember his full name...
With a sense of remorse, he will receive a massage that will make you want to leave the room for 10 seconds!
Leave the room for 10 seconds! Ready, start!
Look, you're still young!
5, 6, look!
Sensei! Sensei!
Time's up!
Huh?! Huh?!
But Harada is healthy, so...
But Harada is...
But it's a little strange...
Sensei said it, so maybe it's a little like Kojima-san...
Kojima-san must be in pain...
So, Harada...
Can I give you a massage for 800 seconds?
Massage for 800 seconds? What's that?
Massage for 800 seconds!
10! 10!
10! Wait a minute! It hurts! It hurts!
Ready, start!
Wait a minute! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
Ops da....
How long have you been doing this?!
How long?!
It hurts! It hurts!
Now, now, 3 seconds! What are you doing?
It's 3 seconds!
It's been 3 seconds!
Don't do it!
Stop it!
This is the end of the game.
Why did you do that?
Thank you very much.
Are you serious all the time?
KOJIMA, please sit down.
I will tell you the importance of this game.
The importance of this game is serious.
Please sit down.
She is sad.
Please sit down.
She is a big fan of KOJIMA.
KOJIMA, please sit down.
She is coming.
This is "oda" and "nana".
She is right.
It's Oda Nana.
It's Oda!
I'm so happy! I like you now.
I like you now when I remember your name.
Of course!
Next, Kojima will name No. 16, Uemura.
No hint?
I don't have confidence.
What do you mean you don't have confidence?
It's floating somewhere.
It's not like that.
I'll say it again.
Uemura Rina.
Wow!
Now only Sugai and Suzumoto are left.
Wait a minute. Why doesn't Sugai come up?
Sugai...
I don't know.
Wait a minute. Why doesn't Sugai come up?
Does that mean Suzumoto won't come up?
No, he won't come up.
That's terrible!
He is very angry!
As for Sugai...
It's Y, right?
Yes, it's Y.
What did you say? Did you say Y?
Yes, it's Y.
I've never seen Kojima thinking like this.
He looks serious.
I've never seen him like this.
He looks like a quiz king.
5 seconds left.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Sugai Yoshiko.
The answer is...
Sugai Yuka.
For Sugai who didn't remember the full name, it's a penalty game.
If you spin it, electricity will flow.
Bilibili Rubik's Cube.
Sugai-sama, please.
I'm scared. What should I do?
Here I go.
I'm shaking.
Did it come out?
It came out a lot.
My whole body is hitting my heart right now.
That's dangerous.
It came out from your right arm.
I don't know if it really came out or not.
Kojima-san, please do it for me.
I don't know.
You know, right? I really did it.
Why did I do it?
I'm scared.
I don't know if it really came out or not.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm really scared.
Yes, please.
Here I go.
I'm really scared. I'm telling you the truth. I'm not lying at all. I'm not lying at all.
Please cheer for me, everyone!
Yes!
Go for it!
I'm scared!
Why don't we do it together?
What do you mean "together"?
What happens if we do it like this? Do we have to put both hands up?
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's dangerous!
I don't care. You're my junior. Do it!
We're in the same class. What are you talking about?
We're in the same class.
I got it! Let's do it together!
Why?!
No!
It's convenient!
Why?!
We can just hold it and do it together.
I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
Which one do you want me to hold?
Do you want me to press it?
We have to hold it properly.
It's coming!
We have to hold it properly and it's coming!
Hey!
This is a comedy show!
I'm sorry!
It's coming!
Kojima! Kojima, give me your thumb!
Wait!
One, two...
That's why I don't like it!
You don't have to confirm it!
It's coming!
Will Suzumoto be the only one to answer?
I don't think it's possible.
Don't say such a sad thing.
Don't make me say such a thing.
My goal for this year is beauty.
That's right. You wrote it, didn't you?
Yes.
You said you wanted to be beautiful, didn't you?
Yes! Yes!
I want to make a lot of money.
I want to import and export a lot of things.
Import? Export?
Let's go!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Suzumoto.
Let's go!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Suzumoto.
Miyu.
Wow!
You said you wanted to be beautiful, didn't you?
You gave me a hint.
You said you wanted to import and export a lot of things, didn't you?
You said you wanted to make a lot of money, didn't you?
I don't know about that.
That's amazing!
I know about it.
You said you wanted to export a lot of things, didn't you?
You gave me a hint.
You said you wanted to be beautiful, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
By the way, what is your name?
Imaizumi.
I don't like it.
Three!
Two!
One!
Yurika.
Wait!
Imaizumi!
I don't like it!
Imaizumi! You are wrong!
But since Imaizumi is allowed to do it, I'll do it instead of him.
A penalty game instead of Imaizumi. Please!
I'm really scared.
Are you that scared?
Seriously, I'm really scared.
Let's do the final serve together!
What's with that, I don't know what you're saying!
I understand!
SERIOUSLY!
What are you doing?
You don't do it!
You're my junior!
You're only 4 months old!
You're doing a 20-year career!
Let's do it then!
ONE, TWO!
[Laughter and applause]
Oh, I don't like it anymore!
[Laughter and applause]
After this, it's obvious that Gozeki passed the audition!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
[Laughter and applause]
Next time, Gozeki and Kobayashi's unknown past will be revealed!
[Laughter and applause]
And, Keyakizaka 46's first single will be released!