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Today's guest is Kiyaki Tekakenai.
Hello, I'm your host, Suwabu.
I'm Tsukuda.
Nice to meet you.
And these guys are Kiyaki and Tekken.
They're getting carried away.
I don't think they're getting paid enough.
I don't know.
They're already getting paid.
There's a reason for this.
Now, let me announce today's program.
Today's program is...
"Hiragana Kiyaki Detailed Dissection"!
So...
What's wrong?
I can't even remember their names!
"Hiragana Kiyaki" has finally started.
Today, we're going to dissect each one of them one by one.
We are...
One, two...
"Hiragana Kiyaki"!
Thank you for having us!
I'm so happy!
I'm glad we have someone we know today.
She's one of the people we know.
Mel is here, too.
She's still a trainee.
Mel, do you know about everyone?
We haven't had many opportunities to do lessons together.
I see.
How many times have you done it?
About five?
- That many? - That many?
The top batter is...
Saito Kyoko, 19 years old from Tokyo.
I'm Saito Kyoko, 19 years old from Tokyo.
I'm sending you my love and support!
Nice to meet you!
That's nice!
You have your own personality.
You are a very indoor person.
You don't go out much, do you?
No, I stay at home all the time.
Do you have any hobbies?
Do you like watching videos of people eating ramen?
You don't know much about this, do you?
I love ramen.
I often go to a ramen shop.
Before I go there, I do a lot of research about the ramen shop.
I watch videos of people eating ramen and it makes me happy.
What kind of ramen do you like?
Where are you from?
I like Jiro ramen.
Do you like Jiro ramen?
How old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
Do you like Jiro ramen?
Yes, I do.
But you can't eat Jiro ramen unless you are young.
That's true.
I haven't eaten Jiro ramen since last year.
I think we can talk about it with a technician.
That's right.
All the technicians in this show are from Jiro.
Saito's special talent that no one can boast of is impersonating KUMIYA KOUDA.
Hello, I'm KUMIYA KOUDA.
I'm going to do my best this year as well.
Thank you for your support.
That's all for today.
I understand.
But you sound like a proper KUMIYA KOUDA.
If you exaggerate this, your agency will lose money.
Next is KUMI SASAKI, 20 years old from CHIBA.
Nice to meet you. I'm KUMI SASAKI, 20 years old from CHIBA.
Please remember me as "KUMI who likes gummies".
How tall are you?
I'm 166cm.
166cm...
Then you're about my height.
My height...
How tall are you?
I'm 171cm.
Then you're about my height.
How much effort did you make in this year?
I remember you like a soccer player.
You're amazing.
Trumpet!
Hey, don't mess with me.
Especially, trumpet!
You wrote it well!
My seniors chose it for me.
Of course you know about it, right?
Yes, I know about it.
Can you beat her?
I can win.
No, no, no!
When will you beat her?
She has a great sense of stability.
Can she beat Uemura?
The song is "Whiteberry" and "Natsumatsuri" (summer festival)
Then, please start.
Trumpet!
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're good!
You're the second one!
Can you do it one more time?
You should say "trumpet" to your fans.
Trumpet!
You know it, right?
I can play it well.
You can play it well, right?
Yes.
If you fail next time, you won't be able to play it.
I'll start.
Wow!
She's really strong!
She's a really strong woman!
Usually, when I go there, I make a mistake again and again.
But you did it really well!
I'm sorry.
She's really strong!
What you do every day without fail.
Screaming!
Yes.
I like to fill my room with my own voice.
What do you mean?
Can I do it for a moment?
Fill this studio with your voice?
Yes.
Try it for a moment.
Screaming!
Oh, I'm scared.
Recently, young girls are scary.
Do you scream at home?
Yes.
Sometimes, I call my brother's name with this voice.
Why?
When you call your brother?
Yes.
Can I call my brother?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Ken-chan!
You haven't played a dangerous drum, have you?
You haven't, have you?
You don't do it while you're recording.
Don't do it suddenly.
Don't say "Ken-chan!"
We're surprised, but you're surprised the most.
But you don't say "Ken-chan!" because you want us to do it.
Nell, are you OK?
I'm OK.
Are you OK?
But I want you to call me.
Nell?
Go and call her.
Nell-chan!
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
In the end, we want you to collaborate with your brother.
Your brother who raises you up.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Hiragana Keiki is thoroughly dismissed.
The third one is Mei Higashimura.
I'm Mei Higashimura, a third-year high school student from Nara Prefecture.
I'm 18 years old today.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, I see.
Today's recording...
But wow, Mei-chan, you're like your parents' Totoro generation.
- Totoro has nothing to do with me. - It has nothing to do with you?
- Yes. - Where do you come from?
- I was raised like this. - So you're Mei.
- Yes. - I see.
My daughter also voted for Mei-chan.
You want to call her "Mei-chan", don't you?
Mei-chan's specialty is using a color guard's rifle.
- That's great! - Amazing!
- That's great! - You can work at Disneyland!
- Right? - That's amazing!
That's the specialty of Kushi in the keaki group market.
- It's the first time I've seen a proper specialty. - It's very pop and cheerful.
- I'm happy! - It's like you're an idol!
In addition, high-speed braiding...
You're fast! You're fast!
- Are you done? - Yes.
You're fast!
- What's this? - Is it fast?
- We don't know what it is. - We don't know what it is.
- Is it fast? - It's fast.
- It's fast.
- Can you do "neru"? - Can you do "neru"?
- "Neru"? - Yes.
- I'll do it. - Yes.
Ready, start!
- Huh? That's pretty fast. - Huh?
That's pretty fast. I think Neru's is faster.
- Huh? Did Neru steal Mei's special skill? - Mei, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
Don't trash your junior's special skill!
Use it very late! In those moments!
Next up is 17-year-old Mana Takase from Osaka prefecture!
I'm from Osaka Prefecture, 17 years old, 3rd year of high school, a global girl from Hiragana Keaki, my name is Mana Takase.
Nice to meet you.
A global girl from Hiragana Keaki.
I lived in England from 4th grade of elementary school to 1st grade of middle school.
So you speak Japanese and English.
Yes, and I teach German and French at school.
You can speak German and French?
Yes.
That's a lot of strength you have.
Please introduce yourself in French.
When do you want to have a conversation with Torshay?
Anytime, anytime.
Anytime, right?
Even if you're asked if you want to have a conversation with Torshay, you can say it, right?
It's not understood by anyone, but it's something I like.
When do you want to hug your mom?
When I'm alone in my room and I feel lonely.
Say "Mom".
I don't say "Mom".
What do you call her?
I call her "Ika-chan"
I don't call her "Ika-chan"
The fifth one is Ayaka Takamoto, 17 years old from Kanagawa Prefecture.
I'm Ayaka Takamoto, 17 years old from Kanagawa Prefecture and a third year high school student.
I can do Kyudo. Nice to meet you.
How cheap is Kyudo?
It's a high school club activity.
For three years?
Yes.
What is your specialty? Macaron.
Macaron is amazing.
Macaron is difficult, isn't it?
It is.
Is it because of the dough?
Yes.
I fail at least once or twice.
You fail?
You are good at it.
Don't write it down.
What makes you different from others?
What do you like about fish shops?
I like them.
If you go to a fishing school, you can't get enough of it.
I wanted to be born as a daughter of a fisherman.
I worked at a fish shop when I was a student.
When I work for a day, I can smell it on the train.
I envy you.
You worked at a fish shop.
I envy you.
I've never been told that.
What made you cry recently?
I met Nelson Nagahama and I was so happy and moved that I couldn't stop crying.
He is someone I really admire and I've been watching him on TV.
What made you cry?
I'm happy.
You are happy, aren't you?
It's a good thing.
You met Nelson and you were so happy that you couldn't stop crying.
Even if you meet us, you may not cry at all.
You may look like "Why do you ask me such a question?"
Right.
Don't worry about it and go to a fish shop.
You may be chosen by other members.
Next is Shiho Kato, who is 18 years old and from Tokyo.
I'm Shiho Kato, who is 18 years old and from Tokyo and a first-year university student.
Nice to meet you.
You are a college student.
Yes.
Your personality is "my pace", isn't it?
Yes.
After "my pace", you wrote "henyo henyo", didn't you?
When I asked Kumi Sasaki what I was like, she said I was "henyo henyo", so I wrote it.
Oh, so that means you are funny, don't you?
That's right.
What do you mean?
I'm "henyo henyo".
I'll never give you up.
So, this is your "henyo henyo" pose, isn't it?
Kato's specialty in "henyo henyo" is soft tennis.
I'll serve you.
What? What's going on?
Are you going to hit me?
Well, it doesn't matter if you don't hit me.
I'll just hit you.
I'm sorry.
That's amazing.
It's pretty high.
That's amazing.
The cameraman is pulling you.
But you're smiling.
Are you happy?
I wonder if you're happy.
And her specialty that no one can boast of is impersonating an old lady of Totoro.
Mei-chan!
Mei-chan, answer me!
What's up?
At this moment, we're looking for Mei-chan.
Because you're looking for her, Mei-chan isn't here.
But it's like...
It's like we're in a group.
It's like...
We need to make that kind of conversation.
It's like something's about to happen.
Because Mei-chan is here!
She's a member.
It's like that, right?
Like when we were MCing.
That's right, that's right.
It's like we're going downhill!
Next up is 16-year-old Sasaki Mirei from Hyogo Prefecture!
I'm Sasaki Mirei from Hyogo Prefecture and I'm in my second year of high school.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Were you in Taiwan?
Yes. I was there from first grade to fourth grade.
Oh, I see!
Can you introduce yourself in Chinese?
Can you do it?
Yes.
See?
Oh, come on!
She can do it!
The thing I laughed about the most recently...
When you were watching a drama, your mom got into the drama world and nodded next to you.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
My mom likes watching dramas.
She was watching a love scene and a handsome actor said, "Can you go over there?"
And when she looked next to me, my mom was like...
I was surprised!
What's that?
Don't you say anything about it?
No, it was really funny!
I was like, "What?!"
Don't nod at me!
I'm not telling you!
Oh, her wrist is soft.
Her wrist is soft.
What's this?
Your fingertip touches here when you shake it.
When you shake it?!
Can I try it?
Yes, please.
Wow!
Her wrist is getting softer and softer.
It feels good.
The eighth one is Ushio Sarina, 18 years old from Kanagawa Prefecture.
I'm Ushio Sarina, 18 years old from Kanagawa Prefecture and a first-year college student.
I'm going to sing a comedian's song that makes you feel like you can't sleep at all.
What do you mean?
(Speaking Japanese)
Yes, I'm sorry.
What?
Is she crazy?
Is she that kind of person?
She is that kind of person.
This is an Indonesian song.
Was she in Indonesia?
Why does she sing Indonesian songs?
From kindergarten to the third year of elementary school,
she sang Indonesian songs.
What is it? It's a global language.
Can you speak it?
Please introduce yourself.
Amazing.
Taiwan, Indonesia, right?
Nelga, where are you from?
I'm from Singapore.
Are you kidding me?
You said it in a realistic way.
You said it too long.
What is your favorite food? Something that you can chew on.
What is your least favorite food? Something you can't chew on.
You mainly judge it by chewing on it.
Yes, chewing on it is important.
I see.
Dried squid?
I love it.
Senbei, Senbei.
But I like Atarime more than Dried squid.
Atarime.
Senbei, hard Senbei.
I like it.
Something you can't chew on?
Like sea urchin or Chawanmushi.
Tofu?
Tofu.
I like tofu.
Are you okay?
Why?
It's difficult.
I hate tofu.
Momen, Momen, Kinugoshi, Kinugoshi.
It's Momen if it's Kinugoshi.
Oh, inside of the tofu?
Inside of the tofu is hard.
The ninth one is Kakizaki Memi, 14 years old from Nagano Prefecture.
I'm Kakizaki Memi, 14 years old from Nagano Prefecture, 3rd year of middle school.
Nice to meet you.
She's already 4 years old.
What did you hate the most when you were called "Noir"?
Your nickname.
Agomi.
Agomi is usually called by a shy girl.
That's not true.
You're not shy at all.
Why?
When I'm nervous, when it's cold, and when there's an explosion,
my jaw gets stiff at high speed.
So my friend called me "Agomi".
What you thought was rebellious at that time.
What did you hate about your dad?
Now.
Is he rebellious now?
Yes, he is rebellious now.
Can you not say that?
He touched my face and called me by my name for no reason.
That's how you treat your dad.
Dads all over the country are clumsy creatures.
Dads with daughters are clumsy creatures.
Please understand me!
Next is Yuka Kageyama, 15 years old from Tokyo.
I'm Yuka Kageyama, 3rd year of middle school in Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Catch copy.
What did you do?
She's a girl who loves soccer.
She's here!
Is she just trying to get Tsuchida-san's attention?
No.
Do you really like her?
I'll break you if you're shallow.
Do you have a soccer referee's level 4 license?
Yes, I do.
That's amazing!
Why did you want a level 4 license?
If I knew the rules better, I thought I could enjoy a normal match.
Do you have a favorite player?
I do have one, but it's more of a team strategy.
Where do you like it?
San Fletch, Hiroshima.
It's nice, isn't it?
And when I go overseas, I like Dortmund.
Dortmund?
Yes.
What about you, Tsuchida-san?
San Fletch is certainly a good player.
Even people who know about soccer know about him.
Director Morias is really good.
I don't want to make Japanese people represent him, but it's Morias-san.
When we were doing "Doha's Tragedy", he was in a blanche position.
At that time, he was in a double-blanche position with Juvio's Yoshida.
He is a really great player.
He is great as a player and as a director.
But when I said "San Fletch", he said "Oh, what's up?"
Look, this is what happens.
If you do it for a long time...
You sound like an emcee's pet.
Tsuchida's handling gets better.
Yes, yes, yes.
And there is a special skill that no one can boast about.
Junichi Davidson's impersonation.
That's right.
I can't speak.
Good, good, good, good.
Being in "Keakake"...
May be...
Little Honda in my heart...
Guided me...
I don't know!
That's good!
It's similar, it's similar!
No, it's similar!
That's good!
After this...
A super strong character appears!
The last one is...
20 years old from Niigata Prefecture...
Mao Iguchi!
20 years old from Niigata Prefecture...
3rd year college student...
I'm Mao Iguchi!
You will love me!
That's crazy.
Because it says "charm point" and "ugliness".
"Ugliness" doesn't go with "charm point"!
I see.
Then, let's have Iguchi sing for us!
The song is...
"Otsukai no Sakuranbo"!
"Teichouhiraku to mo nirenpatsu natte" (When I opened my notebook, it was already two years ago)
"Yappa jikan surena naka de ni" (After all, I feel like I'm still in the middle of it)
Don't film me anymore! Stop it!
- That was bad! - That was really bad!
- You're really bad at it! - What's with you?
Iguchi's specialty is...
Drinking only one bottle of water!
- Two liters? - Just one of this?
- It's not 500? - Wow!
Here I go!
"Mizuja, ikki nomi" (Drinking only one bottle of water)
Stop it!
Give me back my bottle!
What's with you?!
Aren't you a little thirsty?!
I can definitely drink one liter of water.
- You can't drink one liter of water! - Not at all.
- I can always do it, but... - I think you can drink about 350 liters of water.
- You two are too funny for me... - I didn't say anything!
And her other specialty is...
Imitating a northern traditional song.
"Mou, mou kizu nante shinai!" (I won't kiss you anymore!)
"Hitosashiubi de sawattari mo shinai!" (I won't touch you with my index finger!)
"Narenaishiku mo shinai!" (I won't get used to you!)
"Hoppen mo hatakanai!" (I won't pat you on the cheek!)
"Zettai ni hankei gomeetro inai ni chikayamanai you ni... (I won't let you get close to me within five meters of radius!)
- Don't get close! - Don't get close!
- "Dakara... dakara..." (That's why... that's why...)
- "Mou owanai you ni..." (I won't see you anymore...) - Go home!
- This guy is definitely different!
- I don't know why, but it's also "onchi" (poop) and it's always like that!
- At first, it's like "Niigata Garden"!
- Finally, reading a letter to the members that Nel wrote down her current feelings!
- First of all, I want to tell you that I've been waiting for you all to come in from the bottom of my heart.
- No matter what work you do, at the end of each member's self-introduction,
- Saying "I'm Hiragana Keaki's Nagahama Nel!"
- It can be very lonely and makes you feel alone.
- That's why I was very happy that you all came in, and I was relieved that you finally became a team.
- However, on the other hand, I had concerns about Kanji Keaki, and I couldn't participate in the lessons.
- I joined you late again this time, and while you were already getting along, I was very anxious about whether I could join you later.
- I understand that you all are trying to become friends and welcome me,
- But I'm very sorry that I can't open up my heart to you.
- Even so, I'm very happy that you always call me "Nel-chan".
- Thank you very much.
- I want to know more about you all, and I don't want to be superficial.
- I don't want to be like playing friends.
- As a member, I want to slowly and carefully build a trust relationship with you all.
- I want to talk and take pictures with you all.
- Let's all go eat together again.
- Please continue to take care of me.
- Nagahama Nel.
That's right. It's always been like that. Hiragana Keiki was alone.
That's right. She was in a delicate position all alone.
We are still immature, but including Hiragana Keiki and Kanji Keiki,
we Keikizaka 46 32 people will do our best.
Thank you in advance.
Yay!
After this, members' dressing room hidden camera!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next episode, members' dressing room hidden camera to know each other's true feelings!
Are you really going to do it?
Members' well-known true feelings are exposed!
It's completely different!