AISubs v3.5
This week, the members will enjoy summer in yukata!
And! Once again, Intele Vs. Obaka's battle without humans begins!
Bang on! Once again, Keiaki vs. Kakenai's battle begins!
Hello, I'm your host, Sabu. And I'm Shida.
And these guys are Keiaki-chan!
This is a mess.
Is it finally time?
Is it finally time for the recording to be boycotted?
No, we haven't boycotted you.
This time, it's a special version.
Our costumes are a little different from usual.
So, we'd like you to appear in a fashion show style.
Is that so?
Okay, everyone!
It's a yukata!
Oh my!
It's been a long summer festival.
Oh my!
Isn't it great?
Hot, hot!
That's what you say.
The sound studio's...
They're going to stop right there, aren't they?
They must have practiced.
They're rehearsing.
Oh my!
The equipment and...
Oh my!
It's dangerous.
It really is. These things give you a different image when you see them.
That's right.
They come out...
They don't say a word.
They stay still...
Oh, how cute!
They don't say a word.
Oh my!
Look, it's like blood.
Oh my! Oh my!
It's good, isn't it?
Oh my! Oh my!
Do you think we can do this pose by ourselves?
I think so.
Turn around...
Oh, it's hard to throw.
Oh, it's good.
It's cool, Odana's way of saying it.
That's right.
It's cool.
Yes.
I wonder if those two can do it.
Oh my!
It's a little slanted.
That's right.
It's too late to walk!
Come here.
If you didn't say "come here," we wouldn't have been able to do it.
It's a monocopter to do it together like this, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a simple cable.
It's good, after all, yukata.
It's cute, isn't it?
Hurry up and run, Hanao.
You've been waving your hand for a long time.
Oh, it's three of you!
It's three of you now.
That's right.
It's good, isn't it?
Oh, Saito-sama, you forgot about it now, didn't you?
I forgot about it, didn't I?
The one in the middle is an elementary school student, isn't it?
I'm not an elementary school student!
You're forgetting about it, aren't you?
You're making me say it all the time.
That's right.
Oh my!
It's good, isn't it?
I don't really see yukata that much.
That's right.
It's good, isn't it?
Okay.
It's good, isn't it?
It's about time you put on a weird yukata.
Aizuki, Uemura...
They're wearing similar colors, aren't they?
That's right.
Even with a small voice, "Wow!"
The fans can't stand it, can they?
That's right. It's hard to see them wearing yukatas.
Oh, what a big heart!
Who did you send that big heart to?
To all of you.
Oh, that's good.
Really.
It's hard to say it, even for an old man like you.
Here it is.
As expected, they're wearing the same thing.
That's right.
Shida and Lisa.
It's a bit of a cool yukata, isn't it?
That's right.
It's chic.
It's not very serviceable, is it?
Even though you're wearing yukata.
Oh, it's tight!
It's tight.
Now, is it the last one?
It's the last one.
Kobayashi.
Oh, that's good.
The fans can't stand it, can they?
That's right.
Turn around and...
It's bad.
With that said, let me announce the project we'll be presenting in yukata.
This project is...
If it's summer-like, we won't lose!
Interi vs. Old Men! Summer Project Battle!
In this show, Interi and Old Men are fighting all the time!
That's right!
All the time!
Can you still fight?
The battle between Interi and Old Men is divided into the upper and lower levels of academic tests.
In the last battle, Interi won by physical strength.
For the second battle, I'd like you to have a summer-like battle.
Can I say something?
What's up?
Does it make sense for us to have this battle?
Does it have any merit?
It doesn't have any merit.
We won by studying and by exercising.
Does it have any merit for us to have this battle?
That's what you're talking about, isn't it?
That's right.
If Obake-chan's team does something funny for us,
we'll fight back.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
What's up with that two-top?
What's up with that ugly two-top?
You can do that, right?
What's up with that? What's up with that?
If it's funny, what will you do?
There's something I'd like you to do.
Watanabe Risa...
What do you want us to do? Let's ask her.
There's something I'd like you to do.
If you don't do it, we won't have a battle today.
Watanabe Risa does something you'd like her to do.
Can you do it?
Yes.
I'm Tara-chan!
You look like her!
I'm Tara-chan.
So, is it okay for you to compete against each other?
Well...
Well, well...
Do you have a reward for us?
No, we don't.
We don't have anything in particular, but do you have anything in particular?
But we do have a reward.
As an intelligent team...
Then, let's do it like this.
The winning team will go around the whole team.
But one team can't go out for a round.
So, there are fewer people.
And there will be more fake images.
What do you think, Ms. Ota?
Let's do it!
Because the intelligent team is confident.
The intelligent team, indeed.
You idiot, shut up.
You can do it, right?
You're confident, right, Imaizumi?
I am.
Come on, Sabe-san, you can't do it.
He only has confidence.
Imaizumi...
Imaizumi definitely only has confidence.
He only has confidence.
So, this time, it's a sudden, on-air match!
So, the first match is...
When you think of summer, you think of "sukuu" (save)
Yes, "sukuu" (save)
What is "sukuu" (save) in summer?
What is it?
It's a goldfish.
As expected of you idiots.
Yes, so...
The first item you'll be saving is...
This!
Ta-dah!
It's a summer classic.
When you say "sukuu" (save) in summer, you mean "tsukamu" (grab) right?
Yes, "kamu" (grab)
So, the first item is...
Nuru Nuru Unagi Sukui Battle
Iki no Ii Udan Yo
It's a game where you have to grab something and move it from place to place with your hands.
The team that moves more items within the time limit wins!
First up is the Intelligence Team Challenge!
By the way, you can see the order here.
Let's get started!
Intelligence Team Challenge!
Ready, set, go!
3 minutes!
Wait, wait, this is gross!
You can do it!
You have to put it in!
Put it in! Put it in!
Hurry up!
You have to put it in!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and put it in!
You can do it!
You only have 3 minutes!
Wait a minute, who are you talking to?
You can do it!
There is no sin in eel!
You can do it!
He looks like a master!
Master!
Hurry up and put it in!
Next!
You are doing great!
You only have 1 minute and 30 seconds!
Hurry up!
You only have 1 minute and 30 seconds!
Nel is struggling!
Eel VS Nel!
Nel is struggling!
You can do it!
Next!
Moria!
You only have 1 minute and 30 seconds!
Moria!
Only one minute left!
Moria!
Just a little more!
I'm not in a bad mood!
2 minutes and 15 seconds left!
45 seconds left!
You can do it!
She's calming down.
Is she selecting the eels?
She suddenly gave up.
It's a problem if you can't catch it.
Hurry up!
Sato!
Hurry up, Sato!
You can do it in the end!
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
As a result, Interi Team has 5 eels!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
Eel-saving battle!
First, Interi Team has 5 eels.
Can the stupid high school girls break Interi Team's record?
Here we go!
Ready... Start!
Touch it first and then scream!
Scream first and then...
Hang in there!
Poor Unagi-san! Hang in there!
Use both hands! Use both hands!
Go! This way! This way!
A little more! A little more!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
She did it! She's fast! She's fast!
She's good!
She's fast!
She's good!
She's fast!
The Obata-chan team is...
Open it! Open it!
She's pretty fast!
She's good!
Don't throw it!
Put it in! Put it in properly!
Spit it out! Spit it out! Spit it out!
Okay, next! Rika!
Hey, Rika!
Rika!
Hang in there!
What's that?
Is something coming out of it?
Is something coming out of Unagi-san?
Hang in there!
Hurry up!
There's no time!
For now...
She's fast!
For now...
She's fast!
You can't throw it!
Don't throw it!
Don't play with it!
She's fast!
Okay!
There are five of them now!
If you don't use your head...
If you put this in...
She's fast!
If you put this in, there are six of them!
She's fast!
If you put this in...
Six of them came in!
The end!
What's with you?
And with that...
This match ends with...
The Obaca-chan Team's victory!
That was good!
We got to see reactions we don't usually see!
That's right!
And I didn't think...
That there would be an eel!
An eel...
Like...
It was like...
It was like a local festival...
It was like...
It was like an eel-throwing festival...
The next event is...
Win against the cold and eat shaved ice all you want battle!
Each team, three representatives will participate.
The first team to finish eating all shaved ice wins.
Isn't this advantageous for the intelligence team?
Intelligence team? Is it?
Because in this show, all three of us eat a lot.
That's right, we eat a lot.
The three of us eat a lot.
Who are you confident in?
I can drink it now.
She drank it!
It's like Uganda-san.
Uganda-san said it's like a curry drink.
On the other hand, Obaka-san's team, is it okay?
Actually, Suzumoto and Haru are in a different cabin.
That's right, it's like Suzumoto is in a different cabin.
That's right, she said it.
Yes.
Isn't it the worst life?
What about you, Imaizumi?
I'm okay.
You're okay?
Yes.
But Imaizumi is not pulling.
Imaizumi is motivated in the beginning, but in the middle she says, "I can't eat it anymore because it's cold."
She might get sick of it.
That's right, she might get sick of it.
[Imaizumi vs Imaizumi]
Ready, set, go!
Add syrup as much as you like.
Imaizumi won't add it!
She won't add syrup!
Wouldn't it be harder for you to eat?
She'll eat it as pure ice.
Huh?
Wait!
Huh?
Isn't it like Uganda-san?
Drink it! Drink it!
Oh, Nagasawa-kun!
Nagasawa-kun is like a food fighter.
He's closing his eyes with no thought.
He's eating it as pure ice.
Now, now, now!
Yes, yes!
Imaizumi is motivated in the beginning...
Imaizumi-san!
Adding syrup will make it more liquidy, so it's easier for you to eat.
It's easier for you to eat!
She said "ice of the sea", but here...
She's an old lady, so she might not know it.
Add strawberry!
Wow, amazing!
Wow! Odaga!
It's syrup!
It's a strategy to melt it with syrup, Odaga!
Is this a strategy to swallow it?
It's bad for you!
The sugar content is amazing!
Right?
Now, ah!
Even with this, you have more guts than intelligence.
That's right!
Intelligence!
If Obaka-chan's team loses with guts, you won't get anything!
That's right!
You didn't study because you didn't have guts!
Nagasawa-kun is fast!
Nagasawa-kun finishes first!
As expected of Team Ippori!
As expected of Nagasawa-kun, who is fast and eats people's food in seconds!
As expected of Odaga! Odaga finishes first!
Oh no! Team Pinch is in trouble!
It hasn't changed at all!
Can you do it?
There's no connection!
Now, Yone-san!
Yone-san finishes last!
Okay!
Finished!
Weak!
You guys came here with a cafe atmosphere.
Huh?
It's not bad. No, it's not bad at all.
My heart started hurting in the middle.
What's wrong with her?
Dirty!
"Dirty" is a good excuse. What was that?
Nagasawa-kun, were you relaxed?
I was hungry.
She was stimulated and was hungry.
One of her shoulders and heart started hurting and she couldn't say anything.
She started moving.
As expected of Nagasawa-kun.
And with that, Team Intelli gets 10 points!
After this, a pub tower appears in the studio!
A pub tower!
It's a hot battle against the Onia family!
So far, it's exactly the same as before!
The next match of the third round is...
The next match is...
"Throw a float" battle!
"Throw a float" battle
"Throw a float" battle Throw a float to your teammates in a "throwing circle" way
The team that throws more floats within the time limit wins!
The first is the Enter team!
For the pin roles, three people with good athletic nerves, Sato, Mori, and Kobayashi will be chosen!
Now, this is the first challenge for the Enter team!
"Throw a float" battle! Ready, start!
Oh, I can't do it!
You can do it!
You can put out your hand.
Ah, good.
You can't catch it.
Ah, good.
Moriya is good at catching it.
Ah, good.
You're making good progress.
Sato is good.
Sato has a high ability to catch a ball.
You can't catch it.
Sato is already in trouble.
You can catch it with your arms.
Everyone is like a wrestler.
Ah, good.
You're catching it.
You're catching it well.
Ah, you can't catch it.
Can you catch it?
You're catching it little by little.
You're not being merciful.
You're catching it like you're hitting it.
You can catch one more.
You're great.
If you run out of balls, pick up the ones below you.
That's right.
Please pick them up.
Ah, good.
You're almost there.
Now, there's some time left.
Ah, you're catching it.
You can't catch it.
Now, you can catch all of them.
All of them.
Is it the head?
The head?
Jiminy and Nell and Harada have been catching it.
Now, there's 15 seconds left.
Can you catch the one at the end?
I can't catch it.
You're catching it little by little.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
Now, isn't this a team dive?
A total of 34!
Wow!
This is...
This is impossible!
That's right!
High school's Obaka-chan team will choose a tall trio and aim for 35 or more.
Obaka-chan team's floating bowl throwing battle.
Ready, start!
It doesn't matter if it's a flat board.
If it goes in...
It's good!
It's amazing!
Who is this?
It's Ozeki!
Ozeki's ability is high!
Ozeki's floating bowl throwing ability!
Floating bowl throwing! He's good!
He can do it in no time!
I don't want to use anything else but this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
It's good! It's good!
This is good!
If you don't get past 34, you lose.
That's a good pace.
That's right.
It might be good to use a hub tower once in a while.
Shida is already good.
He's good!
And now...
Hub...
Hub!
That's amazing!
Hub!
Tower!
Hub tower!
It's a hub tower!
No way!
A hub tower for TMC!
This is amazing!
Kinuta's hub tower construction!
A hub tower just now!
No!
Wow!
Shida is good!
He's good!
Now, now, now!
Only...
End!
Amazing!
And so, the O-baka-chan team...
Perfect Romance!
Those three are perfect humans!
Exactly!
Hirate, too...
There's a yellow guy in a place where it's hard to get facial expressions from the camera.
Just right.
And...
Ozeki's talent was amazing, too.
Ozeki's... These two's lines were amazing, weren't they?
Yes!
Ozeki's...
He flew it beautifully, didn't he?
He did it with a "fwat"!
Yes!
He did it with a "fwat"!
It was amazing!
Ozeki, did you do this in the past?
No... But...
Did you do it in club activities?
I didn't do it!
You didn't do it?
Yes!
The battle for the cast of the show ended with the O-baka-chan team leading in the first half!
Will the Intelli-team have a comeback after this?!
This show is brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Next episode, "Summer Project Battle Second Half"!
Something strange was shown.
"Members screaming in the distance of the stairs"!
You mean you were in front of the house?