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[Keakitte Kakenai]
Bang! We've started this week as well.
"Keakitte Kakenai"!
- Hello, I'm the host, Suda M. - I'm Suda.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
And these girls are Keakitchan!
Yay!
Keakitte Kakenai
- I want to eat it. - Oh!
- The one in the drama? - Yes.
Wow, you figured it out right away.
- You figured it out right away! - You figured it out right away.
Wow!
It's the kind of drama our detective, Chibi, has been watching.
It's scary! The teacher's corpse is scary!
Now, let me announce today's project!
Today's project is... "There's nothing in my world!"
Yay!
- We've done this before, haven't we? - Yes!
We've done it before, but since it's well received, let's move on to the second part!
"There's nothing in my world!" This project is about talking about things you can't avoid!
Last time, we were excited about something else and decided to do it for the second time!
By the way, for the members who couldn't broadcast last time due to time constraints, we're broadcasting it this time as well!
Now, the top batter is Yonetari Nanami, who couldn't broadcast last time!
"My world has nothing but ____" is...
Ta-da!
Viseeves!
She said something about it, too!
She did!
As for my favorite point...
Ta-da!
You look cute.
I've never thought of it like that!
You look cute.
Look at the members' faces!
Look at their faces!
Don't do it!
You can't do it!
Furthermore...
Your movements are cute.
No, but...
Viseeves are divided into plant-type and animal- type.
The green one has a herbivore type, and the one with a common example is plant-type.
The plant-type that doesn't move.
Like caterpillars and those that don't have a nest.
There are some!
Those are animal-type and move.
That's about it.
So that's the difference.
They do move.
So far, it's not good.
It's not good, right?
It feels like you're pulling it back a little.
Pull it back!
From now on...
I'm going to announce my three favorite creatures.
Third place...
Ta-da!
Herbivore!
There's something like a herbivore here...
There is, but...
"There's something like a herbivore here...
Will you be in third place?"
Will you be in third place?
Herbivores are famous, aren't they?
That's right.
I catch herbivores every day.
Ah!
The one with the tail?
Yes.
As Chida-san said, you can eat it.
Right?
These days, you can probably buy it at a convenience store.
As a late-night snack.
Yes, as a late-night snack.
I've always heard that herbivores are good, but what are herbivores good for?
They're high in nutrients.
They're high in nutrients?
It's good for your beauty.
It's good for you.
No, no, no.
Here is a video of a herbivore.
Isn't it cute?
It's worse than I thought.
It's moving.
It's an animal.
It's eating.
But it's good for you.
It's good for you.
The next one is...
Ta-da!
It's called "mikazuki mo".
"Mo"?
"Mikazuki mo".
What is "mo"?
It's similar to "mo".
But it looks like "mikazuki".
When it grows up, it breaks up and becomes two again.
What did it do?
The middle line broke up.
Did it increase in number?
That's right.
"Dakara ni" I don't know.
The next one is...
The first one is...
Ta-da!
It's a ball box.
What is it?
What is "aaah"?
She says it a lot.
I've never heard of it.
She says it a lot.
I see.
She says she likes ball boxes.
This one is...
It's unique and cute.
What?
It's unique and cute.
It looks and moves...
It's cute.
Don't drool.
It's cute.
She's talking about microorganisms.
She's talking about the theme.
Isn't it cute?
It's cute.
It's like this.
It's cute.
It doesn't look like it.
It's cute.
Thanks to the ball box, the members are saying "it's cute" too.
Will they be able to say "I like microorganisms" at the end?
You know this one.
Ta-da.
Minions.
If you look at it alone, it's cute.
But I think she's taking it from the side.
This picture.
I've only seen this picture.
If you look at it from the front, what will happen?
It will be like this.
It only has one eye.
It's true.
It's crazy.
It's crazy, Yone-san.
All of a sudden, we don't have any ball box savings.
Everyone ate up the ball box, but at the end, everyone is saying "what is this?"
It's the best.
Next up is the talented idol, Shiori Sato.
This is the only thing that's round in my world.
Ta-da.
Léonard Fujita.
Are you a comedian?
Léonard Fujita.
This person is actually my favorite painter.
You're a painter.
Yes.
He's not very well-known in Japan yet.
Not yet?
If he's well-known up to now, I don't think he'll be well-known in the future.
This person actually succeeded in going to France.
So it's highly rated in Europe.
That's right.
I didn't know that.
That's why...
Japanese painters that only Japanese people don't know about.
I see.
That's what people say.
So you know about the world.
That's not good.
Japanese people need to know about it.
I want to know about it.
This is the most famous work.
Yes.
You don't know about it.
It's called "Sleeping Woman".
Do you know what's amazing about it?
What's amazing about it?
Did you write it with your eyes closed?
No, I didn't.
Did you write it with a bridge?
No, I didn't.
What's amazing about this work is...
Ta-da!
It's white and blue.
What is it?
White and blue?
The color?
The woman's shoulders and the clothes around her...
The overall color is white.
But it's a dull color.
That's right.
This is a very unique style of work.
First of all, the paint is mixed with a material called "tark".
It's not just white paint.
"Tark" is like baby powder.
"Tark" has an element that suppresses glare.
When you mix it, it doesn't glare but has a matte finish.
When you add "tark"...
Yes.
And there's another amazing thing about Mr. Fusita.
It's this.
Ta-da!
This kind of relationship is amazing.
What?
Are you done talking about technology?
I'm done talking about painting.
Are you done talking about painting?
He had been based in France for a long time.
It seems like you two had a close relationship.
Let me tell you who he was related to.
It's Picasso.
Do you know Picasso?
I know Picasso.
Then what is his race?
Is it Itabashi?
He's from Itabashi, right?
He's from Yonchu, right?
He's from Shimaita, right?
He's from Itabashi, but he's not a Toto person.
No?
But you say that a lot, don't you?
Like a lower-class Picasso.
There are many like that.
Not just that kind of person.
There are many Picassos in Adachi and other places.
Lower-class Picasso.
He's from Spain.
Oh, he's from Spain.
Oh, it's about that Picasso.
That's a lower-class Picasso.
Yes, yes, yes.
Picasso of Spain.
That's it.
He was born in Spain.
Picasso acknowledged him a lot.
When I saw him, he said, "His painting is amazing."
Wow!
And he said, "He's a genius."
I was surprised.
He said, "He's a genius."
That's amazing!
He said, "He's a genius."
Picasso said, "He's a genius."
That's how amazing he is.
Wow, that's nice.
And there's my favorite work.
And that work is this one.
Have you seen it before?
No.
This is "Birthday."
It's called "Birthday."
My favorite point about this work is...
As I said earlier, it is unified with a unique color of white and blue as I said earlier.
But, I like the fact that the girls in a hurry in the foreground and the curtain of the window where the child peeking behind are painted in red as if to stand out.
It's a little unique, isn't it?
This one is more silver and white than the previous one.
I don't have many opportunities to see your paintings.
Don't you go to an art museum?
I don't go to an art museum very much.
Do you go there?
Yes, I do.
My grandfather is a painter.
Oh, I see.
Then you must have a lot of paintings.
I'm good at painting.
What?
Why were you kidding me when you were painting Picasso?
Are you kidding me?
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The next presenter is Nijika Ishimori.
This is the only thing in my world.
Ta-da!
Animals.
I see.
Actually, since I was little, I go to the zoo once a week.
Once a week?
I love animals very much.
You're like an animal school student.
I'm going to the zoo today.
Then, Ishimori will introduce the animals he recommends.
Ta-da!
Ostriches.
I often go with you.
I don't like you.
I don't like you very much.
I don't know you very much.
We've been together for more than 30 years.
I like ostriches.
I like their running form.
And they are very fast.
Ostriches have long legs and are very fast.
I wanted you to see their running form.
But we couldn't prepare it here.
So I'm going to recreate it here.
Is there a part that can't be prepared?
Most parts can be prepared.
So she's going to recreate it.
She's still walking.
She's fast!
Where is she going?
The ostrich is going to TMC!
She's fast!
It's like this.
First of all, the neck doesn't move at all.
It didn't move at all.
She stretches her legs like this.
She raises her wings a little bit.
She runs with her toes.
I see!
She runs with a good posture.
I really admired it.
You admired it?
Yes. My legs are slow and my form is dirty.
It's weird.
That's right.
I love animals like this.
Recently, it's been a little popular.
It's this.
That person can say animals like this.
I see!
Then, let's see it!
Tsuchida-san.
The first thing that came to my mind is...
Asian bullfish.
That's the first thing that comes to your mind?
That's amazing!
Asia bullfish!
When I see this, I can't say it's similar!
Bullfish!
Is it a bullfish?
Yes!
It's not just a bullfish, it's an Asia bullfish!
It's an Asia bullfish!
What about you, Saobe-san?
For me, Saobe-san...
It's a sesame leaffish!
That's...
Sesame leaffish...
That's similar!
Well, the shape too!
Yes, the silhouette too!
It's very similar!
But this picture...
Doesn't it look like an idiot, Sakata-sshi?
Ah, it does look like Sakata-sshi!
Anything else?
The other one is...
Hirate!
What's Hirate?
It's a river lie!
It's not like you don't know it!
This is definitely a silent majority pose!
Ah, you've done it before?
It might be like this!
Anything else?
The other one is Odana-na!
Odana-na is a camel!
Ah, it's very similar!
I made a mistake with this one!
This is a picture of Odana-na, right?
Odana-na is wearing it!
This is in the second single's music video!
It's Odana-na, thank you!
Huh? Which one is it?
A camel?
No, it's a camel!
Ah, it's a camel!
It's a camel!
The next one we'll talk about is...
Shida Manaka!
This is the only thing in my world.
Pokemon.
Pokemon Go is a hot topic now, but do you two play it?
We do!
Shida, do you play it?
No, I don't.
I don't play it.
You don't?!
You don't play it?!
Do it!
I'm more of a "DS" type than a "Pokemon" type.
Today, I'll talk about it from the basics, so I think you'll want to play it starting tomorrow.
No, it's fine.
It's fine if you don't like it.
So, this time, it's a present for Shida, a Pokemon beginner!
The first one I played was "Diamond Pearl".
Shida Manaka!
Yes!
Oh, you all know about it!
You're of the same generation.
When I was 8 years old, he bought it for me for the first time.
Since then, I've been buying his new works.
To do that, first of all, I'll show you how to catch a monster.
Chida's mission is to catch a Pokemon that Sorbe wants to catch.
Oda is a friend of mine, Pikachu.
Okay, a wild Psyduck has jumped out of the water.
Rock, rock, rock, rock...
If you're strong, you can't catch it even if you throw it right away.
So, Oda Nana, who is in charge of me, will attack.
PI-KA-CHUUU!
Rock...
If you throw a monster ball at a weak rock like this, you can catch it.
That's all. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Chida-san...
Well, this is quite an accident.
If you throw a monster ball at a weak rock like this, you can catch it, can't you?
Do you want to collect a lot of those balls?
If you do that, you'll be a friend of mine.
Chida is not very interested in this.
Now, I'll introduce you to the recommended characters.
First of all, this is Windy.
What's this?
Pikachu didn't come out. It's true.
This Pokemon is a flame-type and is called "legendary Pokemon".
"Legendary Pokemon"?
Wait a minute. What is "flame-type"?
There are various types, right?
That's right. There are many types of Pokemon.
There are also types that fight.
What about "water-type"?
"Water-type" is fire-strong.
There are "flying-type", "ghost-type" and "esper- type".
There are quite a lot of types.
There are various types, aren't there?
As for Keyaki's members, it's Berika.
Why?
As you can see, she's fluffy.
As for Pei-chan, she's also very soft.
I want to crush her.
So, I think it's Berika.
You want to crush the same member?
That's a scary expression.
I feel like I want to touch her all the time.
And this is Raccoonza.
I don't know. I've never seen it either. It's too recent.
This is not recent.
It's not recent.
No way!
Do you play it?
No, I only play red and green.
Do you play red and green?
No, it's not.
It's not soba or udon.
This is a "dragon" and "flight-type" Pokemon.
It's a "sky" Pokemon.
As for Keyaki's members, it's Lisa.
As for Keyaki's members, I couldn't think of anyone.
So, I think it's Lisa.
Lisa is the worst.
She was chosen randomly.
When I'm in trouble, I use Lisa.
I see.
So, do you want to play it, Tsuchida-san?
I'll never play it.
I don't want to play it at all.
Will Ms. Moriya be impressed?
The last presenter is Ms. Harada Aoi.
"My world is nothing but round and round" is this.
The members who mess with me
My world is nothing but round and round
So, today, Tsuchida and Serve will ask me about my reality and I will think about it.
I see.
I want you to think about it.
The intention of the program has changed.
I see.
It's like "concern consultation"
Serve and Tsuchida, please do something about it
Yes.
I want you to do it.
First of all, I will announce "best 3 members who mess with me"
I see. It's easy to understand.
The third place is...
Moriya Akane
"Moriya" has a great face.
She is scary.
"Moriya" is scary.
"Moriya" messes with me because I am cold.
"Moriya" is scary.
"Moriya" messes with me when I eat spicy food.
"Moriya" is scary.
I will recreate my daily life.
"Moriya" is "harada" and "serve" is "harada".
Did you eat today's lunch box? It's very delicious.
Shut up!
There are many kinds of lunch boxes and they are very delicious.
Nobody asked you.
What?
It's like that.
That's crazy.
My heart broke at this moment.
"Nobody asked you" is too strong.
Let's continue.
The second place is...
Saito Fuyuka
Saito
She is close to the first place.
Kinsa
She is close to the second place.
She often says "chokkai".
"Moriya" is different.
She often calls me "gobou-chan".
"Gobou-chan", I see.
"Aoi" has the same thick thighs and calves as "gobou-chan".
She is praised for having thin legs.
Don't you think so?
I don't know why she became "gobou-chan".
Is it because of her dark skin?
I see.
We tried not to say it.
We noticed it.
She said it herself.
She is not "Aganegi-chan".
"Kinsa" is the first place.
She is fair.
She is the first place.
Who is it?
She is the first place.
I have an idea.
Who is it?
Look at her reaction.
"Haearu" is the first place.
"Watanabe" is the second place.
As expected.
I'm scared.
Let's see what "Risa" is like.
Let's watch it again.
What? Don't come here.
Go away.
What?
I have delicious sweets.
Why do you come here? Apologize to me.
Wait a minute.
The answer may have been too fast.
If something happens, I will definitely apologize because I am bad.
In the end, you will ask for an apology.
I am like this.
Today I want to change it.
That's good.
Can Harade change Saito and Watanabe Lisa?
Please.
Are you a first-year college student?
Yes.
You are an old woman.
Yes.
You are cute, old woman.
You are noisy, elementary school student.
It's Harada. Do your best.
You are a high school student, but you are sloppy.
You are a little sloppy.
Are you playing with me?
In the first place, what is "playing with me"?
What is "playing with me"?
Before the performance, I asked Saito.
"What did you say?" "Are you angry?"
Saito said, "No, I'm not angry." "Are you angry?"
What do you want me to do?
You haven't confirmed it before the performance.
After this, the couple song was performed for the first time.
This program was brought to you by SONY MUSIC and the sponsor you are watching.
The second single "Coupling Song" "If you talk about the future" will be released for the first time on TV.
"If you talk about the future" will be released for the first time on TV.