AISubs v3.5
This time, Keyakizaka is decided to be a silest minority queen!
Really?
Who is Keyakizaka's number one special guest?
Ojiisama!
Bagon!
It's started again this week.
Keyaki doesn't count!
Hello, I'm the host of this show, Osamu.
I'm Fuda.
Nice to meet you.
And one more person, it's Keyaki-chan!
JOLITY
"JOLITY" stands, I see.
It's selling well, "JOLITY"
It seems like it's selling well.
It seems like it's the best in history.
I heard about it.
It's number one in female groups.
Isn't it amazing?
It is.
It's selling well.
It's a debut song.
So, without further ado,
let's do this project.
Let's do this project.
This project is...
Who is the killer?
Silent Minority Survey
Silent Majority Survey
Your debut song is "Silent Majority".
Silent Majority Survey
This time, it's the opposite.
Silent Minority Survey
This time, we asked everyone
this question.
What comes to your mind when you think of 'xxx'?
We asked 100 questions.
We will announce the results of the survey.
Finally, we will ask Tsuchiya-san
to decide the silent minority queen.
I see.
This industry is...
There are many alternative entertainment industries.
If it were normal,
this industry wouldn't have survived.
Although there are some changes,
common sense is important.
We would like you to choose the queen.
The first question is...
"What drink do you buy at the vending machine
when you are thirsty?"
"What drink do you buy at the vending machine
when you are thirsty?"
This is easy.
You buy it at the vending machine when you are thirsty.
It doesn't seem to change much.
Let's see the majority answers.
Water, tea, carbonated drinks...
This is...
This is water and tea.
I think carbonated drinks are refreshing.
I see.
Among them,
Imaizumi gave a strange answer.
Let's see Imaizumi's answer.
Corn potage.
I don't buy it at all.
"When you are thirsty,
you don't buy corn potage and milk, do you?"
You don't buy it at all.
But corn potage makes you feel better.
When you want to feel better,
you don't buy corn potage.
But you don't get sick of it, do you?
You can drink it after a workout
or during a live performance.
If you put corn potage with water,
it'll be better.
Then you can't drink water.
Water is bad for you.
Let's move on to the next question.
The next question is,
what food do you carry around?
You carry around a lot of food.
Here is the majority's answer.
Snacks.
19 people.
Most of them carry snacks.
While 19 people answer snacks,
the minority's answer is
sweet and sour.
Again?
Let's start over.
Stop lying.
The sweet and sour minority's answer is
fish sausage.
Do you carry it in your bag?
Yes, I do.
Do you eat fish sausage
when you are a kid?
When I first heard
that you can remove
the fish sausage
with your teeth,
I knew about it.
Recently?
Yes, I've loved it since then.
Since when?
When did you start eating fish sausage?
About seven months ago?
Yes, about five months ago.
Oh, it's early.
Your debut is early.
Yes, it's early.
Did you meet recently?
Have you seen her eating fish sausage?
I haven't been found out yet.
You haven't been found out?
It's a crime.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here is the next one.
How do you call your parents?
Dad? Mom?
Here is the majority's answer.
Well, well, well.
Dad, dad, dad.
Mom, mom, mom.
But there are many dads and moms.
Twelve people.
That's right.
Dad and mom are diagonal.
Let's see the minority's answer.
Imaizumi.
Again?
Imaizumi's answer is
Nori-chan.
Mom's name?
Yes.
Why do you call her by her name?
When I was in elementary school,
a program called 'How to call your parents?'
was broadcasted on TV.
When I saw it,
many kids called me by my name.
I wanted to follow that trend,
so I started calling them by my name.
But if your daughter suddenly calls you 'Nori- chan',
won't your mom say it?
My mom didn't say it,
but my dad said,
""You must be looking down on your mom.""
He was very angry.
What do you call your dad like that?
My dad is called 'snowman',
or my dad is called...
Dad...
Dad, you're called 'snowman'?
No, it's not like that.
You're called 'snowman' without changing your name?
Why is it 'snowman'?
Does it melt in your mouth?
Dad always wears a white T-shirt
when he goes to bed,
and my mom says,
""There's a snowman sleeping over there.""
In my family, we call my dad "snowman."
What about the four-colored brothers?
We call them "big clothes."
But basically, it's my dad.
Sugai!
Sugai's answer is...
Let's see Sugai's answer.
Sugai's answer is...
My dad and my mom.
As expected.
Sugai says she's not his daughter.
That's why.
My dad and my mom don't say that.
They don't say it.
They've never said it to their kids.
Ever since I realized it, I've been calling my dad and my mom.
You don't go through that path even once.
That's right.
My dad and my mom have been calling me my dad and my mom.
What about your grandparents?
My grandpa and my grandma.
Really?
That's amazing!
When you go to the park as a kid, don't you say, "Grandpa!" when you don't see your grandpa?
Grandpa!
Grandma!
It's like you're in a forest.
That's amazing.
My grandpa must have a pipe because of his white hair.
It's like you're sitting in a chair like this.
That's true.
You have to say it.
If you had a little brother...
What would you call him?
Big brother.
Big brother?
That's not a big brother.
We still have more.
Risa!
What did Risa answer?
This one!
My dad is...
What is it? Is he rebellious?
He's the one who feels the most distance.
That's true.
I hope your father's name is "Nei".
"Watame Nezaburo".
In short, "Nei".
Well, I don't call my father.
My father doesn't have any business.
No, no, that's impossible.
It's really sad, isn't it?
It's a family's patriotism, isn't it?
Really.
How long does your father call you?
About once a week?
He doesn't call me.
What?
He doesn't call you in his memory anymore?
No, he doesn't call me "Dad" or "Dad".
Do you like your father?
I like him or not.
Oh, it's the worst!
Human indifference is the worst.
Indifference.
Like it or not.
That's right, you're conscious of the person you hate.
Like it or not, it's the worst.
Is that the best?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Oh, he's really angry.
He's really angry.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Here it is!
Where do you first wash yourself in the bath?
Okay, let's look at the majority's answers.
Here it is!
Head, hair, 14 people, 3 faces.
Do you wash from above?
That's right.
Right?
Do you remove dirt like this?
If you wash your body and then go to your head,
don't you feel like you're going to be sloppy?
That's right, normally you get that kind of thing,
so you wash it from above.
It's an image of a head or a face,
but let's look at the minority's answers.
First, the minority's answer is this!
Bangs?
Not bangs, but bangs...
I wash my bangs first and then my back hair.
Your back hair?
Why your bangs?
You should go together.
If I don't decide on my bangs the next day,
I don't want to go to school and I get irritated,
so that's how important it is.
That's true for young people.
It's already decided.
Is that the best?
It's not the best yet.
What?!
It's already decided.
It's not the best yet.
If you look at your baby hair in the hallway,
your bangs will be like this.
He's really angry.
There's more.
Next, Ozeki!
Let's look at Ozeki's answer.
A chair?
Saito, do you know?
Is this a genre?
That's right. What does it mean?
Isn't it washing your body?
Ozeki, what does it mean?
Before I go in,
when it's been a while since my mom went in,
it gets a little cold, doesn't it?
And I don't like sitting behind people.
I wash it in hot water and then sit down.
I know that.
Well, well, well.
That's right. But...
That's not what it means.
But you're right.
But if you look at the question,
it's the first place you wash after you take a bath.
It's not written on your body.
So...
It's around there.
There's a place like Ikkyusa.
The punch works.
That's right.
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Yes.
What job do you think you're rich in?
There's a lot of them.
What happened?
What could it be?
Here's the answer to the majority of questions.
A company.
A president.
It's rough.
An oil king.
It's like an elementary school student's answer.
I think it's an oil king.
First place.
Yes.
It's like...
Huh?
What's wrong?
I asked you if you were first place.
Yes.
When I was playing a life game...
Ah!
In that life game,
the oil king's card was first place.
It's there.
High income.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
I see.
The oil king is living based on life games, right?
Yes.
Yes, it's definitely a gem stone.
It's probably a rock.
Yes.
There are many of them.
But there's a minority answer.
An oil king.
Let's look at the answer of the oil king.
Here it is!
A pharmaceutical company.
A pharmaceutical company?
Is it an employee?
What does it mean?
It's like a pharmaceutical company.
Pharmaceutical companies have high hourly wages, don't they?
Compared to normal part-time jobs, it's about 2,000 yen.
A pharmaceutical company.
It's not cheap, is it?
You have to get a first-class degree to get in.
It's a great job.
However, I often came up with it by pinpointing it here.
A pharmaceutical company.
I see.
So, even if it's a pharmaceutical company that doesn't have a contract, it's a little...
But it's still a car shop.
Car shops are the best.
It's Toyota, right?
Okay, let's move on.
Here's the next question.
How old are you?
If you're in your teens or something like that, it's pretty early.
It's early, isn't it?
Let's look at the majority of answers first.
Huh? It's surprisingly high.
35, 40, 45...
No, 60 is already a little red, isn't it?
No, that's right.
It's a little early for me to say "old man".
It's an answer that gives you courage.
Courage?
It's an answer that makes a technician go "whoosh"!
Now, we have answers from the minority.
First of all, Kobayashi.
Let's look at Kobayashi's answer.
Here it is.
Huh?
37 years old.
It's sharp.
What's the difference between 36 and 37?
That's true.
It's like...
It sounds like 36 and 37.
I'm not sure if I can say 36 yet.
You're not sure if you can say it yet?
Oh, you've already said it to your friend.
What about you, Usobe?
Hmm...
What do you mean?
What's wrong?
Huh?
Kobayashi is 37 years old, isn't he?
36 is still young, isn't he?
What about you, Sabe?
Hmm...
I'm sorry.
Kobayashi is definitely older than Sabe.
That means you're looking at him at about 37, right?
I'm 36.
No, you're 29.
Why don't you look at him when he's in his 20s?
After this, Sabe will be famous and it will be a big hit!
Who is "bou" here?!
Let's move on to the next question.
Here it is!
If you could be someone for one day, who would it be?
Who would it be?
This is a majority answer.
Here it is!
It's a skin point.
"Nano," "Rola," "Shiraishi Mai," "Pamu Mizuki."
Wow!
There are members!
Do you want to be someone?
Yes, I do.
Why?
When I heard that the club was talking to foreigners, I felt really envious.
Oh, it's kind of cool.
What is it?
When we were at the station, a foreigner came up to us and said, "Hello?"
Nanpa?
He said, "Sorry."
"Sorry," "Sorry," "Sorry," "Sorry," "Sorry," "Sorry," "Sorry,"
"Hello, sorry" is a little rude, isn't it?
Hello! I'm sorry!
No, I guess so. You have a good style and you're tall.
I want to see it from that perspective.
I see.
You're about 170cm, right?
Yes.
You're tall in many ways.
But you're the same for your brain size.
Your brain is also large.
I know you're a cool guy.
This...
In Cosmic America, you want to be a man.
I'm so tall...
You're very masculine.
Like Andrew the Giant, very tall, like Andrew the Giant.
Don't you want to go that far, Shohen Baba? Like Mr. Giant Baba?
Why is it only pro-wrestling?!
Isn't it?!
Where are you going?!
Even though you're stupid!
Now, there's another minority's answer.
Kobayashi!
I like Kobayashi again.
Kobayashi's answer is this!
"Football hour", Mr. Goto!
Huh? Why?
With a pinpoint, Mr. Goto!
Why is it like this?
For people who are stupid,
I'd like to make a funny comment.
I'd like to do something like that.
Well, you two old men can't make funny comments.
I'm sorry, but...
I can't think of a phrase.
Yeah, you can't think of one.
That's why it can't be helped.
If you don't know why it's Andrew the Giant, you'll say it.
Now, let's move on to the next question.
The next question is...
What is the scariest thing in the world?
It's a deep question.
Let's see the majority's answers.
Not bad.
Humans.
Darkness.
Ghosts.
"Darkness," "ghosts," "insects," and so on.
"Humans" is amazing.
Uemura, Shida, and Risa.
Shida would say "humans."
"Humans" don't know what we're thinking.
So, when we're walking in Shibuya,
we don't know what we're thinking.
What do you mean?
There are some suspicious people.
Yes.
Maybe they're coming from behind us.
They're pretty dangerous.
Yes.
Maybe they are.
So we turn around and run away.
But you don't do anything, do you?
You don't do anything, do you?
Do you walk around thinking like that?
What would you do if you didn't do anything?
Would you say "I'm sorry" in the crowd?
I'd say "I'm sorry" like that.
You're so cautious.
Let's see the minority's answers.
Kobayashi.
Kobayashi's answers are increasing.
Kobayashi's answer is...
Hidden consumption tax.
What is this?
Hidden consumption tax.
What do you mean?
What is this?
I want to buy something.
Like clothes.
When I see the price tag,
it says "2900yen" or something like that.
But it says "under 3000yen" or something like that.
I want to buy something like that.
But I don't know if it includes consumption tax or not.
Or if it's not taxed.
If it's taxed as it is,
it might go over 3000yen.
What do you mean by "taxed as it is", you're hiding it, aren't you?
It's like I'm talking about something bigger.
Let's move on to the next question.
If you were to give a nickname to Starbe-san, would you call him "minority" or something like that?
Minority or something like that, I'm not sure about that.
Would you call him "minority" or something like that?
I'd love to. If there's a good one, I'd like you to use it.
It'll shorten the distance of this show.
That's right.
It's better to call him by nickname.
That's right.
Here's the answer for "minority".
Yuyu.
Yuchi.
Sawayu.
It's like Kim Takumi, isn't it?
Sawa-chan.
Sawa-wan.
Sawa-bou.
Saito seems like he'd say it.
Sawa-bou is messing with me.
Saito is in the shadows and Sawa-bou seems like he'd say it.
Sawa-bou seems like he'd say it.
Well, well, well.
I don't think he'd say it.
You know he'd say it, right?
He'd say "middle of the night".
The answer for "minority" is a little unique.
Unique?
Let's see it.
Which one?
This one.
"Bacon".
"Bacon" from Sawabe.
Is that what you mean?
"Bacon".
Yes.
What about this one?
I don't think there are many people with "bacon" in their names.
People with "bacon" in their names?
I don't hear "bae" very often.
You don't hear it?
Like "tabe-san".
There are a lot of people with "watabe-san".
Like "watabe-san".
"Watanabe".
"Oseki".
"Bacon" with "bacon" in it.
There are so many people with "bacon" in their names!
Bacon
Why is it so cool?
I think it's a battle between "bacon" and bangs.
What do you mean?
"Bacon" with bangs.
"Bacon" again!
"Bacon", right?
I see.
"Bacon" with "bacon" in it.
Let's move on.
"Shida".
Shida
"Shida" looks easy.
The answer is...
"Bow".
Bow
"Bow" and "maru" (circle)
You need "maru" (circle)
You can't use "maru" (circle)
Yes, like "bow".
Bow
You can't use "maru" (circle)
You need "maru" (circle)
You can't use "maru" (circle)
Bow
"Bowse" with "bow" in it.
"Bowse" with "bow" in it and...
"Saint Chihiro" with "bow" in it.
"Saint Chihiro" with "bow" in it?
What is "Saint Chihiro" with "bow" in it?
It's a baby.
Oh, it's a baby!
It's like "Hiro" in "Yasuda Dai Circus", right?
He's messing with me!
Who's a boy?!
You bastard!
Next, let's see what Risa Otagami has to say.
This is a super tie.
She's messing with me.
A super tie?
She's dissing me.
Because you're wearing it?
I wasn't sure if it was a super tie or a boy's tie.
But...
But what?
Was this question that troublesome?
She said "yes"!
Ah, scary!
But I thought it might hurt you if I messed with you.
I thought it wouldn't hurt if it was a super tie.
No, it's not like I'm ripping it off.
That's right.
You're aiming for it.
That's right.
I'm just biting it, so it won't hurt you.
Try calling me.
Super tie.
You're noisy!
Stop it!
You called me with just a part of my voice...
And you too!
I know you!
Cute!
Cute?
Aren't you all looking at me like I'm an old man?
Don't say I'm cute like an old man!
You're an old man with a cute bow tie!
There's one more person.
Open your hands! Here's your answer.
Mooc!
Mooc?
There's a Mooc, right?
Oh, that Mooc?
No, it's like...
It makes me want to scream!
Where does it make you want to scream?
Your head?
It makes me want to scream!
The Mooc makes you want to scream?
Something like that.
Mooc and I have something in common.
I was the same as Mooc.
Why don't you wear white gloves next time?
When you talk...
Why do you have to bring me closer to Mooc?
What should we do?
Should we pick one of these?
Bacon?
I hate bacon the most!
Why does it have to be one of those greasy ones?
Keyaki-zaka news!
The other day, at the same place in Tokyo,
the final audition for Hiragana Keyaki was held!
As a result of limited judges,
11 people have been selected for Hiragana Keyaki!
I'm really happy that I can finally work with you all.
Hiragana Keyaki's future activities will be announced!
After this, the members still have a lot of crazy answers!
That's amazing!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, minority survey and second half battle!
It didn't go in! I can't search for it!
Google, how to start a fire!
Finally, which member has changed the most?!