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Tonight, Keakizaka's Queen of Intelligence will be decided!
What?!
What's going on?!
Who will be ranked higher?!
Bagon! The construction has begun too! Keyaki doesn't count!
Hello, I'm your host, Osamu.
I'm Fukita.
Nice to meet you.
And these girls are Keyaki-chan!
I'm Hadao.
So without further ado, let's get started with today's program.
Today's program is...
Keyaki's Gun-46 Intelli-Joe Deciding Round!
Recently, quiz shows require knowledge even for idols.
So, which members are suitable to appear in them?
In other words, we will decide who is the smartest.
This time, we are going to decide who is the smartest.
At first glance, I think the smartest member is...
Who could it be?
We haven't had such a smart conversation, have we?
Don't you think so?
We haven't had such a conversation, have we?
That's right.
Therefore, this time, we will have a paper test in advance.
The top five with high scores will decide who is the smartest.
The winner will be the Intelli-Joe.
As for the test this time, each of the top five with high scores will get 200,000 points.
That's a total of 1,000,000 points.
By the way, the average score for this test is 54.3.
The average score for all of you is 54.3.
Therefore, you are already a little stupid group.
Now, I would like to announce the ranks.
First of all, let's look at some of your answers.
Let's start with the national language.
Here is the first question.
Speaking of Natsume Soseki's representative work, "Honyarara-chan", let's first look at Moria's answer.
Moria's answer is...
"Bocchan".
That's correct.
That's...
I was a little worried about the kanji.
Ah, Bocchan's kanji.
But I'm glad.
Everyone knows this answer.
Next, let's look at Shida's answer.
Shida's answer is...
"Bocchan".
The meaning is...
"Bocchan, Bocchan".
"Bocchan", the meaning is similar, but "new math teacher, Bocchan".
Is there a new math teacher in NAZACON?
Next, Nagasawa-kun.
Let's see Nagasawa-kun's answer.
Here it is.
What is it?
This is...
What is it?
It's like...
"minben" and "mukade".
This is...
I was going to write "boc"...
It's a little different, isn't it?
Let's see the next question.
Here it is.
Put the same kanji in "kuuran" and complete the four- lettered word.
The meaning is...
"You know everything about the world".
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's see Imaizumi's answer first.
Here it is.
"umissen yamassen".
This is correct, isn't it?
Imaizumi is the only one who got this question right.
Wow, that's amazing.
Are you good at four-lettered words?
I'm good at it.
Did you know "umissen yamassen" before?
I did know it.
Wow, that's amazing.
But it's amazing that you're the only one who got it right.
You're the only one who got it right.
The others got it wrong.
Let's see.
Let's see Rika's answer.
Here it is.
"umiichi yamaichi".
That's not enough.
One is enough, isn't it?
Are you stretching it?
"umi yamaichi".
Are you crazy?
Next, Suzumoto and Kuritaro's answer.
Here it is.
"umi mo yaman".
This is bad.
It's written in kanji and in four letters.
That's right. Even though we say it in kanji, it's still "umi mo yaman".
It's like C.W. Nichol's "nature is important, forest is important".
Next question.
Write the full name of the two hosts of "keyaki tte kakenai" in kanji!
We've done this show about 30 times, haven't we?
Probably.
We've been doing it for more than half a year.
There's no way we can't write it!
If we can't write it, we won't be so lonely.
That's right.
Let's take a look.
First, Ozeki!
Here is Ozeki's answer!
"tsuchidateru yuki".
Correct!
Wow!
Both of you are perfect!
When the two hosts became "tsuchida" and "sabe" for the first time,
I searched for them every day on the Internet and I remembered it.
Oh my!
We were doing research.
What kind of people they are.
That's where it starts.
It's vintage.
Let's go with "ishimori".
"ishimori"'s answer is...
"tsuchidanoboru sawabe shinchi".
What a shame!
This is the name of my uncle's relative.
Next, let's see Suzumoto's answer.
"tsuchidashinya sawabe yukio".
"sachio".
"sachio"?
Which one? Don't show it to me!
For me, it's "sachio".
What is it?
Next, Oda.
Oda Nana's answer is...
"tsuchidaterufuyu sawabe kentaro".
kentaro
But there is something like "kentaro".
Yes, I know.
It's not "kentaro"!
I know, I know, I know.
Please reflect on yourself!
It's "kentaro", isn't it?
It has an image of a baseball boy.
I know, you're right.
It has an image of running around the countryside.
It has an image of a boy, doesn't it?
Yes.
It's the same!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Let's move on to the next question.
The next question is...
Make a sentence using the following terms.
"Hana wo oru".
First, let's look at Nagahama's answer.
Here it is.
"Choshi ni nortte, tengu ni natte iru ano hito no hana wo orte yarou".
What a splendid answer!
That's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
It's obvious, isn't it?
It's obvious.
There's no one who can't answer it, right?
No one.
Right?
There's no one, right?
Then, let's see Nagasawa-kun's answer.
Here it is.
He knows the answer.
Yes.
"There is a person who only boasts about himself, but I don't like that person very much, so let's break our noses together".
He knows the answer!
That's amazing!
He knows the answer, but...
You're inviting someone, aren't you?
Well...
It's weird for me to be alone...
Let's break his noses, too!
Let's do it!
Next...
Kobayashi!
Yes.
Let's see his answer.
Here it is!
Let me break your noses!
I think Nagasawa-kun said it.
Let's break noses together!
No! "Let me break your noses!"
It's connected, isn't it?
Yes.
Nagasawa-kun invited Kobayashi and said "Let's do it together!",
but he said "No, leave it to me!".
I can't get your hands dirty!
Let me break your noses!
That's amazing.
It's scary.
Next...
Oda!
Yes.
His answer is...
It smells like fish, so I broke my noses!
What?
In reality?
No...
It smells like fish, so I broke my noses...
Stop it!
This room smells fishy.
I'm scared.
What's wrong, Oda?!
Now, it's time for the ranking announcement!
Yes.
By the way, who do you think you're number one?
Half-meijin.
Meijin too.
I'm a meijin.
Who do you think you're in the top three?
"Oh, there you are." "There you are." "There are two of you." "Oh, that's right. Imaizumi." "Yes?" "Are you confident?" "Yes." "What subject are you confident in?" "Everything." "Everything?" "Yes." "Oh, public." "Well, on average." "Yes." "Oh, I see." "First of all, I'm in the tenth place, but there are two people, so I'd like to announce one person at a time." "Then, please." "Keyaki Saka Forty-six." "Intelligent Queen Decision." "Tenth place." "The first one is..."
"Saito Fuyuka." "Saito!" "I'm glad." "Tenth place." "I'm happy. I'm glad." "But I thought you were a little higher up." "Yes." "Oh, that's right." "Furthermore, for the second place, Koikeki Nami is in the ranking." "The eighth place is..." "Kobayashi Yui." "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my!" "I can't believe it." "I can't believe it." "I can't believe it." "I can't believe it." "I can't believe it." "The average is fifty percent."
My average score is 14.3, so it's above average.
Wow! Your smile is the best I've seen since this program started.
I'm so happy right now!
Moreover, Moriya Akane is in 7th place.
And in 6th place is Sato Shiori of "Genki Bidaisei"!
And now, we'll announce the top 5 who will advance to the finals!
In 5th place is...
Nanako Nagasawa!
Wow!
Nagasawa-kun!
I'm scared!
Nagasawa-kun?
Are you going to say my name with a smile on your face?
I'm Nagasawa-kun.
65 points.
You're good at studying.
You'll advance to the finals.
Now, let's move on!
In 4th place is...
Oda Nana!
As expected of you! You were confident!
Yes.
In 4th place is...
I'm really happy!
But not everyone can do it.
Not everyone can do it!
It's not like I'm that smart or anything.
But I'm pretty high up.
Wow, you can't stop boasting!
You're pretty high up!
So, from here...
It's S-series.
From here, it's also top series.
Because you two have already decided.
Imaizumi and Shida.
And HABU said they were in top 3.
I see, I see.
It's decided by these three.
Top 3.
The first team to be called is...
Harada and Aoi!
Harada, 87 points!
Harada, you have two full points!
Sansu and Rika have full points!
We did it!
Wow! Like a fourth grader in elementary school!
For me, it's Habu, Ima, Ezumi, Shida.
One of them didn't make it.
By the way, who is still confident?
Those two are confident!
These three are unstoppable!
Next, the second place goes to...
Yoneta and Nanami!
Yone-san, second place!
You have 88 points!
Yone-san, you have two full points!
Rika and Yoneta have full points in English!
I'm frustrated.
Frustrated?
There was only a little bit left...
No, there was only one place left, so I'm frustrated.
But if it's Harada and Yoneta here...
Huh? There's only one person left.
Didn't the three of you raise your hands earlier?
I am number one!
Unshakable confidence!
Confidence is...
Who will be the first place?
Nagahama Neru!
One! Eighty-nine points!
As expected, two perfect scores! The top three are amazing!
Amazing! But it's an English perfect score!
The level is high here!
It's true!
The score is rising sharply from here!
These three can study!
They can!
It's a big difference from the three who are just raising their hands!
It's different!
What are those three? They don't even have to go to graduate school!
They've been raising their hands all the time!
That being said, here is the top person for the paper test!
Let's move on to the final round of the top five!
Nagahasa-kun, how confident are you?
I'm not good at studying.
Besides, I think these five and four are no good anymore.
But it's true that Nagahasa-kun has sixty-five points and Nagahama Neru at the top has eighty- nine points!
It's true!
Just looking at the scores!
But you're already ahead!
Even if you had knowledge, you'd be too late!
That's right!
It's like reflexes, isn't it?
That's right!
I'd like you to do your best with instantaneous power!
I see! Nagahasa-kun, you're not good at speeding either!
Then it's no good anymore!
It's an innocent image, isn't it, Nagahasa-kun?
Well, for now, you've taken first place in this paper test!
Nagahama, how about you?
I like love, so it's fun!
Wow!
She looks stupid, doesn't she?
Her comments are super stupid!
That's right! But she's in first place!
She's energetic, isn't she?
I'd like you all to do your best!
The final round is a speed quiz competition!
The person who answers correctly and gets five questions right will become the queen of intelligence!
Question!
Who is the theoretical physicist who was born in Germany and is known for his theory of electric shock effect and special relativity theory?
I got it! Nagahama!
Einstein!
That's correct!
But when the question came up, there was a lot of noise in the back.
What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying?
They don't even know what the question is.
Which member will the Queen of Intelligence choose?
Question
What is the alphabet of Deoxyribosaccharide, which forms genes, in three letters?
Hayano-san! DNA!
That's correct!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Now, the first and second places are coming up.
Will it be a confrontation here?
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Question
Where is the city of Israel, where Judaism, Christianity and Islam are both sacred places?
There it is! Yones-san!
Jerusalem?
That's correct!
Yone-san is starting to look like Yoshiko Miyazaki-san.
That's amazing!
Question
Number two, prime number.
Yone-san, please give us the answer!
Helium?
That's correct!
Seriously?
That's amazing!
You pressed all of them at once for that question!
You knew what it was!
That's a little high level.
It's high.
Question
Which British writer, who created the famous detective Hercule Poirot,
is known for works like "Orient Express" and "Murder Case"?
There it is!
I don't know!
Nagahama!
Agatha Christine!
Now, Nagahama is catching up!
The other three, do your best!
Question!
A poet and animation writer from Iwate Prefecture,
his representative works include "Windy Matasaburo" and "Night on the Galaxy Railroad".
Here it is!
Nagahama!
Night on the Galaxy Railroad
Here it is!
Matsumoto Reiji!
No?
What was it? What was it? What was it?
This is...
"Night on the Galaxy Railroad"...
Yes!
Night on the Galaxy Railroad
No, you pressed it!
Now, Yone-san, you pressed it!
No?
Oda!
Kenji Miyazawa!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Nagahama!
Night on the Galaxy Railroad
This is "Night on the Galaxy Railroad"
Night on the Galaxy Railroad
Now, Oda is catching up a little bit!
Oda has one point, Yone-san has three points, and Nagahama has two points!
Two points!
Yes!
Now, next question, please!
Question!
In the 16th century, it was the first time that guns were sent to Japan!
Kaneda!
Huh? Like Kanegashima?
Correct!
Yay!
Well done!
Now, Kaneda...
Can he catch up?
It's a little bit like Yone-san is limping.
- He's pushing, though. - Yeah.
Question.
"Zuihitsu" from the Heian period.
"Makura no Soushi" by...
- Here it is! - Nagahama!
- "Senshounago". - Wow! Well done! Correct!
- But everyone is pushing in that area, though. - They are.
- Now, Nagahama is lined up with Yone-san! - They're lined up! 3 points!
It's getting interesting!
Now, how was it so far?
- What do you think of Habu-san's self-proclaimed "number one"? - I don't know what you're talking about at all.
- Huh? You were so confident just now. - Confident... Huh? One question?
- What about you, Imaizumi? - I don't know.
- Huh? You were so confident just now. - Yes.
- What about me, Shida? - I don't know.
- That's weird. - Is it weird?
Question.
In 2013, the economic policy raised by the Abe administration...
- Here it is! Nagahama is so fast! - She's fast.
"Abenomics".
Wow!
Nagahama!
Now, Nagahama is in first place!
- She's good at using buttons. - That's true.
- She pushes without wasting motion. - That's right.
- What's up? - What's up?
- Strawberry. - Strawberry.
- 1 point! - 1 point!
- Are we raising points now? - 1 point.
- Even if it's a joke, we'll raise it. - Let's raise it.
- It's a Karaoke TV system. - This is good. It's a nice joke.
- Even a good joke has a point. - Yes.
- So, we've reached Nagahama. - Yes.
- Will we decide with the next question? - Yes.
- Let's go with the next question! - Question.
- The area that's distributed like Japan's Sanriku coast is... - Here it is! Oda!
- Yes. Diaz beach. - Great!
- Oda is rising! - Oda!
- Oda is in between Echigo and has a funny point! - Oda is in second place!
- Will we decide with the next one? - Will we decide with the next one?
- Question. - The area that's distributed like Japan's Sanriku coast is...
- Here it is! Nagahama! - Here it is!
- If this is the correct answer, Intellijou will be decided. - Here it is.
- Go ahead! - Kuinghofseed.
- Great! - Great!
- So, Keikizaka46's first Intellijou will be decided in Nagahama!
- Great! - Great!
- Do you participate in high school quiz show, Nagahama? - Yes.
- I participated in both first and second year of high school. - How far did you participate?
- In second year of high school, I participated in Nagasaki final. - What? Nagasaki prefecture final? - Yes.
- What? - You're a quiz king!
- You're pushing it in a different way!
- So, everyone in each quiz show...
Please consider joining these members!
- So, the first quiz king is Nagahama Nel! - Yes!
- I'm curious about the other members' rankings too! - That's right!
- I do want smart people in a quiz show... - Yes!
- But we also need idiots! - That's right!
- There's always an idiot! - There's always an idiot!
- Shall we decide? - Oh!
- Next time! - Sounds good!
- So, next time! - Yes!
- Let's decide who's going to be the quiz king! - Yes!
- From their first single, which is currently on sale...
- To their couple song "Shibuyagawa" being performed for the first time in a studio!
Do you know that even if you change your name to "Shibuyagawa",
you won't get a clue? (You won't get a clue)
As if you've been forgotten in the corner of the city,
you still continue to whisper
It's like my feelings for you
(You won't get a clue)
As we chat and walk down the sidewalk,
I feel sad for some reason
because you're so close to me
I keep my love in my heart (In my heart)
I keep my distance from you (From you)
As days that don't stand out
flow by in a hurry
This Shibuyagawa that no one notices
will never wither and will never change (Will never change)
In that wind,
I carry dirty water and overflowing tears
to the sea
From the face of love,
where will you head to?
Take it off.
After this, "Shinkaito" will be exclusive!
Are you serious?!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, Keyaki Zaka's musical outburst will be decided!
What will be the shocking answer of the two MCs?!