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Who is the most stupid among the members will be decided in "Stupid Queen Deciding Match"!
This is the result of last week's history game and balance match!
So far, Watanabe Rika and Sugai Yuka, who have obtained 10 stupid things, are one step ahead!
"Stupid Daruma-san's Day"!
"Stupid Daruma-san's Day" is an evolved version of "Stupid Daruma-san Fell Down", but "Stupid Daruma- san Fell Down" stops when a demon shakes like this, right?
This means that you have to pose according to the demon's theme.
So, if Daruma-san says "I drank tea", you have to pose like you drank tea.
But we don't know if "no" is really stupid or not.
That's right! "No" is this pose!
Group A will compete with these five people!
Then, start stepping!
Here we go!
"Stupid Daruma-san's Day"!
How about this?
Nel is cutting.
Odanana is cutting.
Watanabe Rika is...
Frying pan.
Hozeki is...
Stir-frying.
Sugai-san is...
Frying pan.
She is definitely hitting it, right?
What?
She is definitely hitting it.
She is definitely catching the ball.
She is definitely pulling it.
She is pulling it before it gets cold.
That's right!
She is turning over the frying pan like this.
Tsuchiya-san, how about this?
It's OK, right?
It's OK!
It's still OK.
Then, let's continue.
"Stupid Daruma-san Fell Down"!
Ozeki
Ozeki style
Ozeki style?
The other three and Sugai-san, do you know what this is?
This?
Wow, I'm so happy!
Right?
Ozeki's hand position is a little off
It's completely...
Right?
With a gun attached
Even with a gun attached, Ozeki is like "Yay!"
This is Ozeki style
It's good, isn't it?
This is OK
It's good, isn't it? Then let's continue
Ozeki has nothing to do with it
Tsuchiya-san, please be strict!
Daruma-san...
Fell Down!
Nel!
I made a mistake
Look, Nel is looking at four dogs
Is he a dog?
Is he one of us?
Nel is like this and like that
That's also...
That's also an Egyptian mural
"Which direction should I go?" I thought
"Ah, it's too realistic" I thought
"Ah!" I said like that
I see
Tsuchiya-san, this is...
Nel is out
Out!
That's why
With two out, it's 10 points
If Nel is out again, it's 10 points
To be exact, Ozeki already has 10 points
It's Ozeki style
You missed it
OK, let's continue
Daruma-san...
Fell Down!
Ozeki, please stop it
In an idol show, that face is out
Out!
That's out, Ozeki
Out!
Now, Ozeki, Nagahama, reach!
Yes
Now, let's continue
Daruma-san became a woman!
Stop!
I know it, I know it, this is the most common one
Don't move, please
Nel, don't move!
Nel, don't move
Nel is in this pose
And Ozeki is in "I'm sorry" pose
You two are out!
Ozeki and Nagahama get 10 ponkotsu!
Nagahama's is...
What was it?
Hey, hey
The next B-group member is Rika Watanabe
This is also...
Rika Watanabe
Rika is good at comedian's pose
I see, if there is something like that...
If there is...
Maybe...
Daruma-san is...
Sad!
Stop!
I know it, I know it, Kuritaro knows it, Yone-san knows it, Moriya knows it, Harada knows it
My hand...
Rika Watanabe!
Stop with the same pose!
Maybe she is sad
Is she sad?
Maybe she is even sadder than the people around her
The last day of earth!
What is this?
I wanted to do it
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
It's the time of the lesson, right?
She became a Yankee!
The next B-group member is Yonetani Nanami
Harada Aoi is out!
Yonetani Nanami, Atana America, and Harada Aoi are out!
Let's move on to the next topic.
Daruma-san became a comedian's gorgeous!
Okay!
Atana America, okay!
You did a good job!
Revolution!
Okay!
You two did a good job too!
What about you, Morio-san?
I was doing it.
Are you saying you are a revolution?
Yes.
What about you, Harada-san?
I'm sorry, I don't know.
If you didn't say "gorgeous" right away…
I'm like a comedian's rich man.
A rich man?
A rich comedian's gorgeous man?
The next B-group member is Koike Minami!
Daruma-san became…
an octopus!
No, it's good. I saw Koike-san a lot.
Koike-san's beginning is like a breakdance.
He's expressing the octopus's legs.
Imaizumi-san is good too.
And I think Shida-san is more of the head.
Head!
And Saito-san is more of the octopus's legs.
Nagasawa-kun, everyone is soft.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like how you're saying "it's the octopus's legs" and "it's the head".
Two kings.
Exile's new single.
I don't know.
You didn't say "exile", uncle.
Daruma-san became…
Egashira-san!
Koike-san in this zone is good!
He's got a good angle.
He's got it.
Hey!
Yes, he's got his hands behind him.
It's true!
Harazuki-san in this zone is good!
Egashira-san!
He's got it right!
Everyone's hand angles are like this, right?
Nagasawa-kun…
Is this…
a "king"?
Nagasawa master "king"
I haven't seen my fingers like this before.
Egashira-san's?
Yes, Egashira-san's.
But if Egashira-san says "king", what will you do?
It's kind of elegant.
I want to see it. I want to see it.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and…
When you pee…
…we will send it to you with the sponsor you see here.
The next member of D.Grape is Hirate Yurina.
If you feel embarrassed like the entertainer before, you know?
That's right.
But it's okay. Hirate-chan next to you will do her best.
Can you do it?
I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it.
After this, Hirate's body and Go Minagawa's soul…
…Sherman-san has become Go Minagawa-san, the entertainer!
Peeeeee!
But you said it out loud! You said it out loud!
Peeeeee!
You said "peeeeee" just now!
Peeeeee!
You said "peeeee" just now!
Peeeee!
But you said it out loud!
Peeeee!
You said "peeeee" just now!
Is there a correct direction of "peee" for this, Hirate-san?
I think it's this way.
The correct direction is this way.
Uemura did it backwards once.
It came and I was like "oh, it's this way".
A big one came.
What is this? It looks like a deco and deco.
Anyway, it became bright Yasumura.
Look at this. It's worn out.
Don't worry.
It's worn out.
What is this?
I can't remember this.
This is it, right?
But this is it, right?
The one you can't see your panties due to front view position, right?
It's my first time seeing it.
I see it a lot.
I saw it on New Year's holiday.
I see.
And Kobayashi-san is this, right?
Daruma-san...
farted!
It definitely didn't move.
When you guys fart, you do like this.
Usually.
Is it true?
I don't fart.
Kobayashi-san, do you do it?
How about usually?
Tsutsuyo-san, when you fart usually, you do like this.
It's like this.
It's not like you're posing.
It's real.
It's not like you don't want anyone to know.
You always make a face like this.
I don't make a face like this.
I don't want anyone to know.
Basically...
This is how you really fart.
Can you do it?
Can you all do it?
That's how you fart.
That's good.
Kobayashi-san made a good face just now.
Kobayashi-san!
Kobayashi-san, do it again.
Do it again.
It definitely didn't move.
I'm sorry.
In the fourth event, "One Day of Daruma-san",
you will obtain these eight heavy bones.
"Heavy bones, tell me your name" battle!
Now, on the monitor you will see a picture of someone you know.
It's a simple game where you have to say their name in three seconds.
- Isn't it super easy? - Is it?
Now, let's start with Kuritaro's challenge.
Please!
- "Bundoki"? - "Bundoki"!
Correct!
- Wow, guys say "what the heck" a lot. - "What the heck"
- That was pretty dangerous. - It was pretty dangerous.
- But you said "bundoki" in the middle of it. - Yes.
Yes, it's a success. Please go over there.
Now, Kuritaro has succeeded.
Next up is Moriya's challenge.
3... 2... 1...
"Sanbaizer"?
Correct!
That was a super confident "sage".
"Sanbaizer"?
But it's correct, so please go over there.
Now, let's move on to Harada's challenge. Please!
3... 2... 1...
"Compass"!
Correct!
"Compass"?
- "Compass"? - I've never heard of it.
- You've used it once, haven't you? - Yes.
You know what "circle" is, right? Try using it.
Now, it's Uemura's challenge. Please!
3... 2... 1...
"Mizujoro"!
That was close!
- Is it a save? - It's a save.
I said "mizujoro"!
Now, let's move on to Imaizumi's challenge. Please!
3... 2... 1...
Wow!
Really?
What? What?
Wait a minute, please.
Didn't it come out?
It's like maracas, isn't it?
Maracas...
Well, first of all, it's "ka", isn't it?
In terms of katakana, it's right, isn't it?
Un, ta, un, ta...
It's "kastanetta".
It's pretty late, isn't it?
You did it, didn't you?
I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
Why is it blue and red?
It is said that it can be worn by both men and women.
What?
It came out.
It's a corner where Tsuchida's mischief comes out once in a while.
Thank you very much.
So, Imaizumi got 10 points!
Tongue.
Correct!
Next, Saito Fuyuka.
Uchiwa.
Correct!
Habu Mitsuho.
Correct!
Goggles.
Correct!
Yoneta's slant is excellent, but...
What?
Telescope?
Incorrect!
Unfortunately...
She got 10 points for her mischief.
You are Sugai-sama, aren't you?
Good morning.
Good morning. I'm sorry.
Please say hello.
Good morning.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry for using a dirty microphone.
I'm sorry.
I'll tell the teacher.
Now, it's Sugai-sama's challenge.
Please!
Three...
Two...
One!
Ah... wait...
Um...
Naruto!
Time out!
Out!
Out at last!
Why?
Won't you eat it?
It's hard for me to eat it.
Won't you eat it?
I can't eat it.
Won't you eat it?
We are running, but...
If you eat it, you'll get thin.
Don't eat it!
Now, it's Ishimori's challenge.
Please!
3, 2, 1!
Pudding!
Correct!
What was it?
For a moment...
Why did you pass me?
For a moment?
It's Hirate's challenge.
Please!
3, 2, 1!
Ba...barbel?
Too bad!
This is...
Barbel is...
This kind of big one, right?
Dumbbell?
Maybe an iron dumbbell?
Didn't you buy it for your dad for his first birthday in middle school?
I bought it for you and you still use it.
I don't have it.
Was it a dumbbell for your first birthday in middle school?
You still use it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Watanabe and Rika's challenge.
Please!
Earthquake?
Correct!
I was so close, but I only heard "quake".
It's like you brought it up to Gorgeous.
But the order of the photos is already decided from the beginning.
By chance?
It was Earthquake that Gorgeous had.
Yay!
Do you want me to do it?
No?
Do you want me to do it?
Shida is right next to me.
Do you want me to do it?
It's been a while. Do you want me to do it?
I hope Shida doesn't say anything unnecessary.
Revolution in your heart!
Thank you!
Go over there, Gorgeous.
Thank you!
Watanabe and Rika's challenge is the best.
Revolution in your heart!
Shida's challenge. Please!
Three, two, one!
Right-handed hat.
Correct!
Ubayashi's challenge. Please!
Three, two, one!
Tickling.
Correct!
Next, Odada's challenge.
Three, two, one!
Metronome!
Correct!
This is quite...
You've done finger metronome before, haven't you?
With that...
What are you two doing?
Next, Yasaka-kun!
Emitsu?
What a shame!
Is there a name for that?
Of course there is!
Kagami mochi!
You said it was mandarin, didn't you?
To be exact, it's not mandarin.
What is it?
Isn't it "dai dai" again?
What is "dai dai"?
There is a saying like that.
"Dai dai" means "may you be healthy".
It's not mandarin.
I've been doing it regularly with Ikegami Akira- san.
You're almost like Ikegami Akira.
Yes, I'm almost like Ikegami Akira.
"jo".
"jo"?
What?
What a shame!
"jo", "jo"!
What?
"jo" in Nagasaki.
"Jo" means "ga" and "gi" comes up.
"Jo" and "gi" comes up?
If "uchida" comes up, it's still "jo".
Why does "bunbougu" come up?
It's "se".
Sense.
Wow, this is…
What a waste of the chance.
What a waste of the chance problem.
Now, let's start with the next challenge.
It's a challenge.
Tambourine!
Safe!
I've never seen such a lively audience like this before!
Tambourine!
It was bright.
Good, good. You were the tambourine.
I was happy that it came out.
Is it the last one?
It's the last one.
Is it the last one? The last one is Risa Watanabe.
Now, let's go. It's Risa Watanabe's challenge.
What?
Oh, it's a partner.
Unfortunately, it's not a partner.
It's a partner, but I can't accept it unless you say my name.
I see, but I don't know your name, either.
You don't know my name?
By the way, is there anyone who knows?
You reported me on this show, didn't you?
You shook hands with me once, didn't you?
Shida, do you know? Because you shook hands with me.
That's right!
I'm happy!
I'm going to celebrate Shida more and more.
After this, it's finally decided who's going to do "punkotsu" challenge!
After four challenges,
now, Watanabe Rika, Nagasawa, Boseki, Tsugai and Nagahama's five members will do "punkotsu" challenge.
In the fifth challenge, two members will advance to the final.
Please look forward to it!
If you can do it, of course you can do it!
Stand up and take off your socks!
If you can take off one of your socks quickly, you will advance to the final.
But you have to do it with only one leg, right?
The two members who were late will advance to the final.
If you want to take off your socks, raise your hand and say it.
That will be a signal.
Stand up and take off your socks!
Ready, go!
I'm struggling to escape.
I'm out!
One more!
I can't take it off!
I'm out!
So...
He's still there.
He's still there!
You're late!
Watanabe Rika and Nagahama Neru advance to the final!
So...
Watanabe Rika and Nagahama Neru advance to the final!
Who will be the queen of pork bone soup?
The final is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a suitable game for the final round.
It's suitable.
However, since they are two stupid people,
they must be exhausted.
Have you ever done it?
No.
No?
Do you know the rule?
I know it.
You know it, right?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors, right?
Yes.
Everyone, please shout it out loud.
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Let's practice it.
Yes.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Too fast! Too fast! Too fast!
Too fast!
A little more! A little more!
A little more!
It's quite hard for me.
It's because of the speed from the middle to the second half.
It's getting faster and faster.
Well, then...
Let's play rock-paper-scissors to decide who is stupid.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
You love it, don't you?
I'm scared!
Let's continue.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I fell! I fell!
Don't fall!
Don't avoid it!
You fell right away!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Tsutsuyo-san, you...
Tsutsuyo-san...
Time goes by slowly.
What's going on today?
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
PONKOTSU!
And so, the first PONKOTSU is...
WATANABERIKA!
It's been such a long time, but in the end it's WATANABERIKA!
I'm glad we didn't do it!
People will call you "PONKOTSU" from now on.
No.
It might even say "PONKOTSU" in your profile or in your name.
Let's put "WATANABE PONKOTSU RIKA" in our middle name.
Let's make it "P". Like Michael J. Fox.
WATANABE P RIKA
Is it okay?
Unpublished fashion check!
After this, unpublished clothes check!
This program was brought to you by SONY MUSIC and the following sponsors.
It's already started!
What?
It's already started!
Unpublished clothes check will be held next week!
What?
Unacceptable for an idol!
It's going to be tough for the unpublished clothes members!
I'm happy.
It's because you have a good style that you can wear anything, right?
I'm starting to let go of myself.