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Tonight's "Can't say I'm tired of it" is...
From the family questionnaire, the members' true nature has been revealed!
The information on the enemy's side has been revealed!
You're an idiot!
Can't say I'm tired of it!
Bako!
It's started again this week!
Keyaki means "Kakedai"!
I'm your host, Sayumi!
I'm Tsukuda!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
And everyone in Keyaki!
It's the beginning of Keyaki!
First of all, we would like to announce our plan for this week!
We wanted to know more about our members!
So we asked everyone's families!
We had a lot of plans to find out more about you.
But we realized it was easy.
We thought we should ask families.
- That's the fastest way. - That's right.
Everyone's calmness. Whether it's true or not.
Whether that child is healthy or not.
- What everyone cares about the most is family! - That's right!
Your parents and siblings have received an emergency survey!
- Thank you very much for your family. - Thank you very much!
- For your cooperation. - Yes.
- That's a little... - No, no!
- Let's get started. - Shall we?
The first survey theme is this!
What do you think your child is the best among Keyakizaka members?
This is...
Of course, family members will look at Keyakizaka members and say...
Ah, my child is the best.
My daughter is the best in this part.
She's not worse than any other child.
- That's probably what you think. - That's probably what you think.
I'd like to take a look at that.
First of all, Suzumoto's father.
- Suzumoto's father! - Father!
- His father says that Suzumoto is the best! - The best!
- The person who knows the most says it. - The biggest!
- The biggest!
- The person whose father wants it is... - From the members who participated in "Keyakki"...
- There are many cute members... - Yes! - But Suzumoto has the cutest smile!
- Other members laugh, but my child's smile is the best!
- My goodness... - This is Suzumoto... Suzuki...
- Look, he is crying! - Is he crying?
- What kind of emotion and tears are those?
- But the tears that his father wants...
- It's not tears, it's a smile! - It's a smile!
- Show me your smile! How do you feel about your father's answer? - Well, it's very embarrassing.
- Embarrassing? But isn't it a happy thing? - I'm happy!
- Your daughter's smile is the best! - Yes!
- Even though your father wrote it, your daughter is crying now!
- What kind of emotion and tears are those? - How does your father feel now while watching this program?
- "Oh, my daughter cried! She cried!"
- Next, Mr. Kobayashi! - Mr. Kobayashi!
- Next, Ms. Kobayashi! - Ms. Kobayashi's older sister!
- She is the worst! - Why is she the worst?
- Why?
- Among Keyakizaka's younger sisters, I think she is the best...
- She is beautiful!
- But... - She is beautiful!
- The members are saying "Oh..."
- But she is beautiful!
- I will show you! - She is beautiful!
- Can you stand up for a moment? - She is beautiful!
- She is straight! - She has long legs!
- She is thin! - This is what your older sister said!
- She said that you are the best! - I'm happy!
- You are happy, aren't you? - Other girls are dirty!
- You are dirty! - You are dirty!
- You are really dirty!
- Ms. Kobayashi's older sister is not a bad person!
- Let's move on! - Yes!
- Ms. Shida's mother... - Ms. Shida's mother is Ms. Shida!
- She is the best among the members!
- I like her overall balance!
- Her face with her hair tied up is also cute!
- I like her overall balance!
- This is a key point, isn't it?
- Her overall balance!
- I didn't expect Ms. Shida's ears to turn red!
- Are you embarrassed? - No, I'm not.
- What do you do with your hair tied up?
- I was doing club activities.
- I tied my hair up so that it wouldn't get in the way.
- How do you like it, Ms. Shida?
- You do look like you have your hair down, don't you?
- I really don't like it.
- You like it! - It's cute!
- She stopped right away!
- You like it! - It's cute!
- Why do you not like it? - I really don't like it.
- It's a little cut off.
- It's not cut off. - It's cut off!
- Ms. Shida, is it cut off? - No, it's not.
- It's cute! - I didn't expect it!
- Let's move on.
- Next is Ms. Watanabe Lisa!
- Lisa! - Ms. Watanabe Lisa!
- Among the members, I think Ms. Lisa's mother has the smallest face!
- That's right! - I think Ms. Lisa's mother has the smallest face!
- Even if you look at it with love and sincerity, I think my daughter has the smallest face!
I'm objective!
What do you think, Lisa?
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
She has the smallest face, but she's also tall.
That's right.
I'm saying this objectively!
This is a good evaluation.
It's a good evaluation.
I'm happy.
Let's move on.
Next is Ozekichi!
Ozekichi, what did Ozekichi say?
Here!
She said "otoshidama-atsume".
All of a sudden!
That's good!
Look at this objectively, Ozekichi!
My daughter is good at "otoshidama-atsume".
I haven't seen the other members' "otoshidama- atsume".
But I think my daughter has the smallest "otoshidama-atsume"!
She doesn't have legs or a face or a style!
She doesn't have "otoshidama-atsume"!
This is also an "ozeki" style.
What do you think about this?
I think I can get a lot of "otoshidama-atsume" this year.
My father planned to visit as many relatives as possible.
He got a lot of "otoshidama-atsume" this year, too.
He got more "otoshidama-atsume" than my allowance.
Look!
My father said it!
He planned it!
Do you visit your relatives?
When I go to visit relatives, I don't go to give out souvenirs.
I always buy souvenirs at the airport in Tokyo.
But I heard that it's early in the morning and people don't buy it.
So, I recommend you to buy it in your hometown and visit your relatives as much as you can.
I see!
If you don't have souvenirs, you can't visit your relatives.
You noticed it!
Yes.
Good for you!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Now, let's move on to the next theme of the survey.
If you were to give your daughter a copy of your catchphrase, what would it be?
I mean, you wouldn't give it to her outside of the office.
You'd give it to her as soon as you knew about it.
There's no doubt about it, right?
It sounds interesting.
Right?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Everyone's tone of voice today.
Now, let's get started.
First, Koike.
Koike.
Now, let's get started.
The catchphrase that Koike's family came up with.
This one!
"Smiley girl from Hyogo"!
That was Koike's reaction.
What's that?
Don't make fun of me!
Family? What's that?
What's that?
But it's easy to understand. She's from Hyogo and her smile is cute.
That's not good!
What's not good? Is it bad?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
It's true that it only smells like Showa.
The smiley girl who came to school.
She can change her name to smiley.
Smiley Kikuchi.
She's in our agency. Smiley Kikuchi and entertainer.
Let's move on.
Sugai!
Where is Sugai?
Sugai's family came up with this catchphrase.
One million horsepower idol who woke up from hibernation.
This is Showa.
One million horsepower idol who woke up from hibernation.
Why do you say "hibernation"?
You made me lie down once.
It's a mystery.
I did say "one million horsepower" in the first broadcast.
Did you say it?
My mother came up with it.
I see.
Then it's your mother.
It's your mother.
"One million horsepower" is a must.
I wonder if there's a horse term.
Horse term?
I've always known about it.
Do horses hibernate?
No, they don't.
What's Sugai's birthday?
November 29th.
It's not hibernation.
Horses don't hibernate either.
Why did you make me lie down once?
Is it because you sleep a lot?
Oh, you sleep a lot.
You sleep at home all the time.
Oh, is that why?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Let's move on.
Who's next?
Hirate.
This is a catchphrase that Hirate's family came up with.
It's like a shadow. It's not dyed in any color.
It's like mustard.
This is also Showa.
It's Showa.
Because of my dad and mom, it's Showa.
It's Showa.
Is this your brother?
Oh, this is her brother.
The brother who got mistaken for her when they were playing together.
It's your brother.
Your brother is cooperative.
You're a good brother, supporting your sister.
How about this?
It's too much.
Too much?
It's a little long.
It's long.
No?
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
She's a pure idol who doesn't have any color.
It's like a floor.
It's tough.
Her family decided it for her.
Her family knows her the best.
Let's move on.
Suzumoto.
She was teased in the previous zone.
What did you think it was?
Yes.
Suzumoto.
There are many.
Her family decided it for her.
Pegasus with giant wings.
It's Pegasus.
It's like a father.
It's a father.
Suzumoto's father pushes his daughter hard.
His daughter is cute.
She's Pegasus with giant wings.
She's getting bigger and bigger.
It's like that.
It's Pegasus.
It's not a little.
She can't break.
It's like that.
She's getting bigger and bigger.
Kuritara.
What?
It's scary.
I don't know what it means at all.
It means she's strong.
Pegasus with powerful wings.
But I'm not weak.
I'm positive.
No matter what happens, I'll do my best.
That's right.
Pegasus with powerful wings.
Let's move on.
Next is Risa Watanabe.
This is Risa Watanabe's catchphrase.
Change! Let's change! Pegasus! Risa Watanabe!
That's amazing.
What's this?
It's in the election.
A political poster.
Political posters are common.
Change! Let's change! Pegasus! Risa Watanabe!
But it's okay, right?
What? You don't like it?
I'm scared.
You're scared?
What's this?
Oh, it's her mother.
It's her mother's idea.
I can't believe it.
But I think it's good.
Let's change.
As a professional...
As an idol...
Change! Let's change! Pegasus! Risa Watanabe!
Change! Let's change! But Risa Watanabe...
I don't know which one it is.
Do you want me to say "Risa Watanabe" or do you want me to change?
When you become an adult and run for election, you want me to say this, right?
You'll say it, right?
Well...
Let's move on.
Next is...
Nagahama! Neru Neru Nerune!
The catchphrase that Neru Neru Nerune's family came up with is...
Neru! Neruda! Nerius!
Today, you're the best! I'm Nagahama Neru!
I think...
I think it's great.
I came up with this catchphrase when I was with my dad.
I think your dad studied the greetings of current idols and...
That's right!
But you know...
Neru's dad is very serious.
That's right!
I think he saw current idols and...
Did he see them?
And he said to his daughter...
Neru! Neruda! Nerius!
Today, you're the best!
It sounds like English grammar.
Everyone is jumping around.
What's wrong, Saito?
It sounds like English grammar.
That's right!
That's why you're the best.
That's right!
You idiot! Didn't you know?
Didn't you notice?
I knew it right away.
You can use it like that, can't you?
I can.
Well, then...
Please.
Since we're here, let's introduce ourselves using your dad's grammar!
"Neru", "neru ra", "neru rest"...
Today, your minimum condition is "neru" as well.
That's good!
"Neru", "neru ra", "neru rest"...
I'm sure your dad will be happy when he sees this!
That's good!
Well, that's good! You're doing well!
That's good!
Your family is doing well!
Well, next up is...
"Meijin"!
"Abumeijin"!
The catchphrase that your family came up with for "Abumeijin"!
Yes!
It's this one!
"Kamei Guntan Gensai"!
Isn't it great?
It's great, isn't it?
"Have a good time, yes I have"!
Isn't it great?
It's great!
It's all in English!
It seems like your dad came up with this one!
"Have a good time, yes I have"!
This is great, isn't it?
It's great!
You can make a cut-scene commercial right away, can't you?
Of course you can!
I'm Japanese, right?
That's interesting!
If your dad hadn't come up with this one, this wouldn't have happened!
You don't like it?
It's a little...
What do you think of it?
Do you think it's cool?
I think it's good!
On the contrary, it has a lot of personality!
Right?
But since your dad is also from the "have" family,
he might have said this himself without thinking of you as his daughter!
As a student!
"Is that okay?" he said!
"Oh, the "have" family is like that!"
"I want to be a student!" he said!
But it's good, isn't it?
Here is the catchphrase of the other members!
Dear family members, thank you for your cooperation!
But as for that, Oda-san,
you're like a comedy idol!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
Eh, it's really random!
It's really random!
Comedy idol!
Oda is like that!
That's true!
It's a little random, isn't it?
But it's super positive, isn't it, Saito-san?
Saito...
And Sato-san is like a comedy...
Oh, you're like an art student idol!
Ah, I see!
I understand this kind of thing!
I see!
Naga-san, who do you want the most?
What is it?
This is...
It's not in my list!
Isn't it?
Become the best!
Harada-san!
Hang in there, middle school student!
I'm not a middle school student anymore!
Maybe middle school students don't know about their own daughters...
That's terrible...
But, you know, Moriya-san's "Everyone's hearts are dyed in red",
you made it yourself, didn't you?
At events and such,
there are people who say "It's dyed in red",
but it's actually red.
Ah, that's good!
It's already penetrating!
Yone-san!
Yone-san in school uniform!
As expected!
Everyone is wearing school uniforms!
Well, he's usually a veteran,
so even though he's wearing school uniforms...
Hey Yone-san, look at me! I'm wearing school uniforms today!
Hello?!
After this, the family is forbidden from talking on the phone!
Now, let's move on to the next theme of the survey.
Here it is!
What is the reason for your daughter's suffering of understanding, which has surprised her the most so far?
There are many reasons, right?
That's right. We only know about these quiet girls.
That's right.
But in reality, they do a lot of things.
First of all...
Thank you for waiting.
It's from Suzumoto's father.
Thank you, father!
She forgot the key to her house...
She took off the ironing board from the bathroom window and went into her house.
What?!
I didn't know about it, so I thought a thief had entered her house and was about to beat her up.
What?!
You took off the ironing board?!
No, I didn't!
You're a thief-pro!
I often forget the key, but...
I was quite active when I was little.
I really wanted to go into my house that day.
But I took off the screws...
I took off the ironing board...
You took off all of them with a screwdriver?
Yes, I took off all of them with a screwdriver...
You really are a thief-pro!
You have a great way of doing things.
It's interesting.
You're quite bold, aren't you?
I'm a bold rebel.
That's amazing.
Next...
It's from Ozeki's father.
Ozeki's style.
Ozeki's father...
It's hard for me to understand that you took off my crappy car on TV.
I remember the beginning.
Isn't it a majestic incident?
No, it's not an incident.
In the episode when he first appeared in the studio...
Ozeki told this story...
My car is a little worn out, so I always think it's nice.
When you said you like Majesta, you asked why, right?
Yes, but after that, I actually changed to a new car.
Oh, is that so?
Would you like to ask me about that?
Yes, that's right.
Hello!
Good evening.
Good evening!
Who are you?
I'm Ozeki's father.
Hello!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, no, not at all.
We're very happy to have you here.
How did you feel when your daughter told you about her worn out car?
I was shocked.
Shocked?
That's right, because you spent a lot of money on your dad's car...
It's worn out, isn't it?
And your daughter said it's worn out on TV...
It's not that worn out, is it?
No, it's actually worn out on TV.
It's actually worn out on TV!
Actually, yes.
Did you change it to a new car?
Yes, I did.
Is this a Magesta?
If you buy three of these cars...
If you buy four of them...
It's about the same price as a Magesta.
The new car you just bought...
If you buy three of them...
It's about the same price as a Magesta.
That's right, if you buy three of them, a Magesta will come with you.
No, it's fine.
A Magesta is expensive.
It's expensive, because it's a successor.
Are there any mothers nearby?
Yes, there are.
Oh, there are?
Oh, I don't like it.
Oh, mother...
You want to ask your mother, don't you?
That's right.
Hello?
Nice to meet you.
Mother!
I'm your mother.
Thank you for everything.
You're cute!
Mother, you have a young voice!
Thank you!
When I get a call from sales or something like that, I say "my mother is not here" and I'm looking forward to it.
She's proud of her young voice, isn't she?
She says "my mother is not here".
She's cute.
Can you do it for us?
Hello, this is a call from sales.
My mother is not here now.
She's cute!
She's wearing a lot of blood today.
She's doing it for me.
The Ozeki family is amazing.
The mother also has an Ozeki style.
I'm embarrassed.
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
Your daughter is more embarrassed.
That's right.
She has a bitter face.
Mother, is your daughter in trouble?
She's in trouble.
What is it?
After the bath...
Your daughter comes out of the bath wet all over.
The bath mat is wet.
It doesn't blow.
She's in trouble every day.
I see. It's a little troublesome.
Why doesn't it blow?
It's a natural sensation.
It doesn't blow at all?
It blows at the end of the bath.
It's annoying to bring a towel into the bath.
I think you're carrying it.
I'm carrying a face towel.
I'm wiping it out.
Calm down, mother.
I think it's a problem of discipline.
Your daughter has already passed away.
It's about time you had a natural sensation.
You have to do it right.
Do you have a message for your daughter?
Please do your best.
Thank you very much.
Can I start?
After this, that special flavor will appear on the phone!
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Dad, why are you doing this?
The next episode will continue!
Information from the family!
The studio melts in the chaos from the family!