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This week's topic is "Can you cut your hair and hang it up?"
I'm your host, Zambi.
I'm Tsuchida.
Thank you for joining us!
And Keyaki-chan!
You look like Okada-kun.
Thank you very much.
Today's topic is...
Apologize to your TV seniors, Tsuchida and Tamei!
It's like this.
Before their debut, they didn't know much about TV recordings.
Today, Tsuchida and Tamei will answer your questions about TV.
Here is the first question!
Before recording, is it better to go say hello to the two hosts in the dressing room?
Who wrote this?
Yes.
Oh, Uemura-san.
Yes.
This... I see.
Why did you think of this?
You know, entertainers often say hello to their co- stars in the dressing room in advance.
We talk about such episodes, don't we?
We met for the first time when we introduced ourselves, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
We hadn't met in advance back then.
Right.
We met one by one.
I thought we'd say hello during the next recording.
Or we'd say hello after the recording.
But we went home very busy after the recording.
I'm sorry.
Busy?
It sounds like we're trying to look cool.
No, no.
We said we'd do the same next time.
Yes, we do.
So we've never said hello during the next recording or the next recording.
Right.
Should we say hello to our co-stars in the dressing room?
Yes.
This is difficult, isn't it?
What do you think?
I think it depends on the person.
Yes, yes.
Tsuya-san?
I'm totally against it.
Right.
There are different types of people.
But basically, it's better for the hosts to say hello to their co-stars in the dressing room.
We'll talk about it in the next episode.
Right.
Let's say hello to our co-stars in the dressing room.
But we're fine.
We're fine.
Let's move on to the next question.
We don't know how to say hello to people passing by in the hallway of the studio.
Who is this?
Oh, Kobayashi-san.
This is...
There are a lot of people who aren't involved in this show, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
That's right.
There are a lot of songs and studios, aren't there?
What should we say to them?
When we pass by...
There are a lot of programs included in this show.
But we don't know.
It's better to say "good morning" with a smile.
If we say "oh, they are...
...good kids"...
They might say "we raised them".
I don't say hello at all.
What do you do when you pass by?
I look down and walk.
That's what you do, right?
I've been doing it for a while, but I pretend I didn't notice it.
If we say "oh, you are..."
They might say "oh, I know you!"
Oh, nice to meet you.
What are you doing today?
Oh, are you serious?
Nice to meet you again.
Basically, we say hello with a smile.
They are good kids.
Got it?
Yes.
Please say hello with a smile.
Let's move on.
Is it okay for me to react?
Is there anyone who thinks like that?
There are a lot of people who think like that.
Is it okay for me to stand up?
What?
Sugai?
When you watch TV,
people stand up and say hello.
Do we have to do the same?
What do you think?
It depends on how you handle it.
The first row of people who say hello...
...usually get treated badly.
Who is today's guest?
Who is it?
Were in order
Because we are a group-
Shall we say it one more time?
Let's say it one more time
" señ
Doesn't know the meaning?
I see
What?
Awesome
It's a promise, right?
It's a variety show.
There are four of us now.
What did you say?
It's important for us to stand as a group.
But it's also important for one of us to stand out.
I see.
Instead of everyone standing in front of you...
What is this?
You're kidding me!
The host of this show can't help but make fun of you.
Do you really have to do that?
You're kidding me!
It happens, doesn't it?
I don't usually do it, so I'm annoyed.
Next, we have a question from Imaizumi.
It's a bit hard to understand, but what is it about?
Next, we have a question from Imaizumi.
There are a lot of cameramen in the studio, right?
Yes, there are.
And when this person is on the monitor and switches to another person,
don't the cameramen start to feel like "it's me, it's me"?
What do you mean?
Everyone is nodding.
I don't know what I'm saying at all.
It's a bit difficult, though.
What Imaizumi is saying is about the monitor in the studio.
Here, all the cameras switch while shooting,
but it seems like the question is why the cameramen don't bump into each other and switch properly.
The person who is talking is Mr. Switcher.
Mr. Switcher is there?
You don't know that, do you?
What?
What is it?
Mr. Switcher has been in the industry for a long time.
I thought you decided it yourself.
It's like "I'll do it now."
It's not that crazy.
It's not like "it's me, it's me, it's me!"
The cameraman's gravity is crazy.
My buttons don't move at all.
Why is it my camera?
It's not like that!
The cameraman is shooting this picture.
This picture on this side and this picture on this side.
Mr. Switcher is up there.
Imaizumi is talking now, so I'll go over here.
It's like a three-camera picture.
When Mr. Switcher presses the button, the picture of Mr. Three-camera is shown on the monitor.
A hundred copies are sold at a glance.
On behalf of Imaizumi, he visits the surveyors.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
Look!
There are so many adults working.
Do you know Mr. Switcher?
Is he in the middle?
In the middle?
Are you Mr. Switcher?
That's right.
I met you!
I met the dream of Mr. Switcher!
Can you press the button once?
He pressed the button.
Look!
That's amazing!
Look!
It's like this, right?
Amazing!
There are various images of all cameras, right?
That's right.
And now we are here.
That's right.
We are going to make good reactions.
There are a lot of buttons.
Can we press it?
You can switch it now.
If you press it.
Ah!
Suddenly, Tsuchida-san, who was dancing, is switched.
It's long.
If you can do this...
That's right.
Did you learn something?
Yes, thank you.
It's not that little.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
It's been like this for a long time.
Let's move on to the next one.
The next one is...
I don't know any industry terms.
I see.
How about you?
Yes.
How about you, Ogana-kun?
Even when we are shooting or watching TV,
there are a lot of industry terms.
I say "I don't know," but I want to know a lot of things.
I see.
It's better to learn.
It's good.
Adults speak professional terms.
That's right.
Therefore, we will have an industry term quiz this time.
The members have already answered this question in advance.
We will check what they are interested in.
All at once...
Open!
Well, since everyone wrote their answers correctly...
There is not a single correct answer for "tx".
There isn't.
There isn't, is there?
Ah, thank you very much!
The most...
Right now...
I think it's "thank you very much" for me.
What about you, Imoizumi-san?
It's "televix".
"Televix"?
What is "televix" anyway?
I don't know what it is.
I thought it might be a name of something...
You wrote your answer, but you still haven't found it yet.
It's a very double structure, isn't it?
Tsuchida-sensei, can you explain "tx" for us?
"Televi-tokyo".
Eh?
So, everyone is most concerned about "televi- tokyo"...
No one can guess it!
It's not "televix"!
It says "scuba express".
What?!
I'm sorry!
Watanabe-san, you too!
Next up is "telecom".
It means "to switch something or something", or "to reverse something".
Ah, this is Nakahama-san's answer.
Nakahama-san, what did you write?
"Televi-communication".
"Telecom"?
"Televi-communication", reverse it!
"Telecom"?
What is "televi-communication"?!
It's a communication between the person on TV and the performer.
Ah, wouldn't you like to go out for a meal next time?
A communication between TV and performers.
"I did "telecom" with the producer over there the other day."
The last one is "ketsukatchin".
It means that there is another plan behind it and it can't be delayed.
It's also called "ketsugaru".
"Hirate-san, ketsukatchin".
Something like "ketsubatto" (butt pad)
Where in our industry is there "ketsubatto" (butt pad) ?
"Damn you, A.D. ! You are "ketsukatchin" !"
"Don't do it ! Don't do it !" "Don't do it !" "You are "ketsukatchin", you idiot !"
What a mischievous answer, Hirate-san ! Amazing !
Kobayashi-san said...
"This month, I'm "katsukatchin" "
When life is tough...
"No, I'm really "ketsukatchin" too !"
I can't eat anything !
"I'm "ketsukatchin" too !"
After all, you have to use the term "ketsukatchin".
At first, it's cool, but...
If you don't use it moderately, it will become popular.
So, you only need to know the meaning of the term you are using.
You don't have to use it that much.
That's right.
Next, we have a question from Uemura.
You can also hear it from your seniors, but what is the detail of it ?
We were in the same orchestra as many other idols.
Next to us was "nogizaka46".
When Yozuki said "Hey, hey, look at me !"
Erika Ikuta was sitting there and eating lunch.
It was a lunch box like ours.
We were supposed to heat it up and put water in it.
But we didn't open it and just opened the lid and ate it.
We finished eating it right away and went to pick up the next one.
I see.
When Ikuta eats three lunch boxes, you two may not be able to eat anymore.
It also depends on the orchestra.
That's right.
But can't all of these members eat three of each?
Well, I don't think we can eat that much.
Especially this show is tough.
If we get eaten that much.
Not "ufufufufu" but "yamba" sized lunch box plate and rice ball that AD-san is holding.
It's not that cheap.
What do you think about this?
I think this one will be eaten.
I see.
It's not what we expected.
How many lunch boxes do you eat? Two?
I eat one but everyone says "give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" and another lunch box is made.
Ah, everyone gives it to you.
I see.
Sometimes there are people who do luxurious things like fried chicken, salmon and lunch box and eat both of them and eat only fried chicken and say "thank you for the meal" but I don't think it's good.
If you eat fried chicken and lunch box as a whole and someone brings it back, you can do that so I don't think it's good.
I'm sorry.
Have you done it?
If you can climb up to some extent, please do it.
I haven't climbed up yet.
It's a luxury.
I see.
Let's move on. Here it is.
If we members are not tired of writing, how much money do we have for one recording?
How much?
A lot.
You only talk about money.
As expected of Ozeki.
I always say I want to go skiing with my mom.
I have to save money.
It's always about money.
Everytime.
With your mom.
I see.
In my estimation, about 14,000 yen for one recording.
Then, about 4,000 yen for a round trip.
Then, about 20,000 yen for one recording.
I think it's about 500 yen for one person.
It's not that far.
It's not that far?
Let me tell you about this program.
It's 90% service.
How much do you two have?
One of you, Soabe, has about 900,000 yen in this program.
And I have 500,000 yen.
You're lying!
What's that?
What do you mean?
You're the one who has the book, aren't you?
No way!
That can't be true!
No way!
Tsuchiya-san has 4.5 million yen with this book, right?
It's not that little.
You're making a joke.
If I had 4.5 million yen in this program, I wouldn't work.
How can you say that?
It's too early!
It's okay!
It's before your debut.
Don't think about it.
Do your best at your jobs!
That's right!
But remember one thing.
Yes?
Soabe-san is laughing a lot.
Shall we move on?
It's dirty!
After this, Soabe-san will ask questions!
Soabe-san, can I proceed?
What is it?
When we were doing this survey,
Even if you look for it, you won't find it.
When we were doing this survey,
There were a lot of questions about you.
We will introduce them one by one,
So Soabe-san, please answer them one by one.
And now, it's "Questions for Soabe-san"!
The first one is a question from four people.
Why do you always wear a tie?
Soabe-san, please answer it.
Um...
No, it's not like...
Ask me when we're filming!
It's not like we're asking you while we're filming.
We're all thinking about ties.
Right?
Sometimes I'm wearing it, sometimes I'm not.
When I'm wearing it,
I have a lot of ties at home,
So I'm thinking about which one I should wear.
When you open your house, you have a room with a lot of ties.
You have a room with 20 pairs of ties.
Um, it's not self-promotion.
Stylist-san!
I didn't think you were such a guy with a lot of ties.
No, that's not it!
That's Stylist-san!
You all know him, right?
There's someone more famous,
Our agency's senior,
Bibiru Ooki-san.
I'm thinking about promoting that person with a lot of ties.
Ah, I see.
Our agency's senior.
Is there anything else you want to ask about ties?
Ties?!
It's not about ties!
You don't want to know, do you?
Who's this?
You want to know?
Why?
Every time I see you, you have the same length of hair.
I'm curious about where you cut it and how often you cut it.
You're most curious about it, aren't you?
How often do you cut it?
Once a week, if possible.
Even now, I think your hair has grown a lot.
I know you're here!
Damn you!
But you cut it yourself, right?
You cut it yourself.
Once a week, in a beauty salon.
How much do you...
Oh, you can cut it?
It's a waste of money!
Do you cut it yourself?
Hey, hey, you're making fun of me!
You're asking me while you're shy!
I can cut it!
Like this?
Like that?
No, like this.
Hey!
Damn you!
You cut it yourself, didn't you?
She's laughing.
She's laughing while looking at this zigzag.
Hey, Tsuchida!
You're making fun of me!
That's not true.
Everyone wants to know more about you.
Sometimes you wear wedding rings and sometimes you don't, but why?
This is a big problem, isn't it?
Do you look at it like that?
Girls especially look at rings, right?
Scary! Who is this?
Yes.
At the very first recording,
I thought, "Oh, you're wearing wedding rings."
But at a different recording,
you weren't wearing them.
I thought, "What?" and we broke up.
But we didn't break up.
Why do you think you wear them and take them off?
What?
Let's guess together.
You're lying.
Is there someone else?
No, there isn't.
It's not good.
But I really want to know.
This is...
There are various reasons.
On this show,
I dropped my ring.
And then the stone came off.
In the dressing room.
When we were in the same dressing room, I dropped it and picked it up.
Oh, there's no stone.
We were like this for a long time.
Give it back.
I put it in my pocket and put it away.
So I don't love my wife.
Your wife?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
You're the third person I don't know.
No, no, no.
You might know her.
No, no.
The last question is this.
How did Tsuchida react?
I wanted to get along with him more.
I don't mind him at all.
I don't mind at all.
But sometimes I tell the staff that he's a little crazy.
What? Me?
Yes.
Tsuchida.
On the contrary, I want the staff to come out and say a lot of things.
How much I'm thinking about you guys.
Certainly.
Really.
I don't mind at all.
In particular, Tsuchida may not think much of you.
I don't think of you at all.
Call me.
Tsuchi.
Kawa.
That's right. This story is only about Oda Nanazo.
Kawa's story.
Kawa.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
I don't like it.
The members are also excited about the sudden arrival of their family.
This is my brother, the public prosecutor.
The members' parents also urgently join in.
Hello!