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Idiot!
I can't write "keaki"!
I'll be the next servant!
I'll be your subordinate!
It's "fooey"!
It was "tsuchi", wasn't it?
Please tell me your name!
And these guys are "keaki", you idiots!
This is fun!
Now, let's announce this year's project.
As it is the first project of the year,
Keyakizaka 46 2016 Drawing Contest!
All of you have drawn your goals and aspirations for this year,
so let's take a look at them one by one.
That's right.
I want to know what you all think about this year.
That's right.
First of all, 14-year-old Hirate Yurina's goal for this year is...
To be like a middle school student.
To be like a middle school student...
That's not like a middle school student anymore.
It's just cute.
That calmness...
Last year, I was told that I was mature and quiet.
You're firm, even though you're a young girl.
So, like a middle school student, I'll do my best.
Hirate!
But like...
You're making her play with you.
That's true.
You're making her play with you.
You're being mature.
No, I was just playing a little.
You were playing a little, right?
So, what happened to Hirate in 2015?
Her older brother's friend said he didn't like her being mistaken for his girlfriend.
Oh.
This is...
I usually hang out with my older brother.
I go out with him.
At that time, I happened to meet my older brother's friend.
I was teased a little that she was his girlfriend.
Huh?
I'm relieved.
No, I'm not relieved.
I'd like you to talk about your experience.
Mr. Kosakai is listening with a smile.
Next, Uemura Rina, 19 years old, what is her goal for this year?
Ah, it's torn.
Huh?
What is it?
That's "ponkotsu" (scum)?!
It's not "ponkotsu graduation"!
Besides, what does it say?
What does it say?
"ponkotsu graduation".
It's not "ponkotsu" yet.
It's "sotsu".
It's not "sotsu".
It's similar, isn't it?
Kanji doesn't have a concept of "similarity".
There is a proper "sotsu" for it.
What is Uemura Rina's 2015 self-news?
I was surprised by the size of Sabe and Tsuchida's voices.
I was surprised because I could hear them even from a distance.
That's right.
Because you are a professional!
Because we grew up on stage!
But you have to say it, right?
Yes!
Right?!
Yes!
Right?!
Yes!
Right?!
Yeah!
And then, 17 years old,
Oda Nana's goal this year
is to pass Eiken.
I like English.
And when I grow up, I want to live abroad.
Oh, is that so?
While being an idol, I want to study English.
But can you speak a little bit already?
It's more stupid to push her.
Nothing will happen.
Oda-san's news.
Sarabe-san has a surprisingly small face.
It was smaller than what I saw on TV.
Also, I thought she was a scary person, so I was relieved when I actually met her.
Maybe it's because you're next to me, so you have a small face.
That's possible.
I'm pretty big too.
I see, but I thought you were a scary person.
Unexpected, Sarabe-san.
Oh, is that so?
Tsuchida-san too.
I'm scary, though.
Me too.
Me too, because we're in a set right now and we're kicking about two staff members.
Really.
Next, 17-year-old Watanabirisa's goal for this year is...
Speaking actively.
Do you think you can make it this year?
You're not speaking actively anymore.
You've already been answered with a sigh.
Was this a bit shocking for you in 2015?
I'm not used to speaking in front of a lot of people.
You're not used to it.
That's right.
If I'm asked something, I don't know what to do.
My head goes blank.
That's right.
If you were asked something and answered it right away, our jobs would be gone.
You can do this?
Yes.
Nogizaka was so cute on TV and I was surprised.
Oh, Nogizaka-neesan.
It's true that they're pretty.
There are various idol groups.
It's true.
But if you actually meet Banana Man, he's cute too.
Himuken.
Himuken is super cute.
What are you trying to compete with?
Isn't Himuken cute?
But she's super cute.
She's cute.
She's a senior who makes you want to sigh.
That's right.
Who in particular?
Everyone is cute and I can't choose.
Who wasn't there in the first place?
There wasn't anyone.
That's weird.
Is there anyone?
Wasn't there a farm girl?
Why?
But the farm girl is a really good girl.
I like her a lot.
Didn't we talk about this before?
Among girls like this, I'm curious about what's in the box.
We're in the same group.
You're not an idol, are you?
That's true.
I thought you were a good girl.
That's amazing.
Egashira-san is good at this.
That's right.
He's a good boy.
He's close with Takayama-san.
What was the title of "Trending English" again?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Moriya Akane, 18 years old.
Her goal for this year is to gain muscle.
My back hurts.
I was told there's a reason why I don't have muscles.
That's true.
I have back pain, too.
You need to balance your abs and back.
That's what old men talk about.
They talk about it in the practice room.
Next, what is the goal of 20-year-old Yuka Sugai and her friends for this year?
My true self.
Wow, I feel like I'm going to write that when I'm in middle school.
My true self.
Serbe and Tsuchida said that I'm like a princess.
But I don't think I'm like that at all.
This year, I want you to know my true self.
What do you think is normal?
I like McDonald's.
In our case, if you like McDonald's, you might want to buy a hamburger.
In your case, if you like McDonald's, you might want to buy McDonald's headquarters.
Dad, buy McDonald's.
It can't be helped.
It's a little different.
Do you scratch your own shoes?
I don't scratch it.
Don't you scratch it?
Then you're not a princess?
I don't usually scratch it.
All the members scratch their shoes.
I don't scratch it.
Don't forget about Odana.
Don't you scratch it?
Odana, don't you scratch it?
I don't scratch it.
I don't scratch it, either.
It's not an order.
Do you scratch it?
Excuse me.
I was wondering if you were talking to each other.
My own news.
In August, when I was in the passenger seat of my classmate's car, my hood rose and collided with a tree and I lost my car.
Isn't it true news?
Your hood hit and became like this.
It became like this and became like this.
You didn't think anything, right?
You can buy me another one.
This year's goal for 17-year-old Minami Koike is to train her abs.
My mom told me that I have a small voice and that I can't scratch it.
So I'm going to train my abs and try to speak more.
What do you do on a daily basis, muscle training?
I don't have a lesson.
Oh, you don't do muscle training or abs in lessons.
Don't you do it in your own room?
I don't do it in my room.
Oh!
I don't do it in my room.
Hahaha!
Are you brainwashed?
Brainwashed!
Hahaha!
I went to Oda and Harajuku.
The buildings in Tokyo are high and there are a lot of people.
I'm scared of people walking normally.
I was waiting for the train at the station and a stranger said in my ear, "You're in my way."
Hahaha!
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
What did you say back then?
I'm sorry.
Oh, you can't say that.
If you're in Saitama, huh?
Hahaha!
Daisuke, please.
Where are you?
Can you do it?
The goal of "Attack on FUBUKO" and "FUBUMIZUHO" this year is to overcome what we hate.
I can't eat osechi.
Only beans.
Hahaha!
Osechi is unique, isn't it?
That's right.
Don't you like it?
I don't like the taste of it.
What about shrimps?
I don't like shrimps very much, either.
What about crickenton?
I can't eat it.
You hate crickenton, don't you, Suzumoto-san?
But I can't eat osechi's crickenton, either.
What?!
You like it so much, don't you?!
Next, what is the goal of this year for the 17-year-old and 18-year-old Nagasawa?
Well, Mr. Nagasawa, please.
(Crack)
Hahaha!
I want to be strong.
Hahaha!
You just lost half your life. What's wrong?
I want to be strong in singing, dancing and private life.
Do you know that people say you are not strong?
Everyone is strong, so I thought it was a little dangerous recently.
Look around you.
Yes.
Sasoshi, your own news.
I often go to play alone in autumn.
At that time, I was surprised that there were interesting people every 10 meters.
A 50-year-old man in sailor clothes, a piccolo cosplayer who painted his whole body green, and so on.
Well, well.
There are.
Yes, yes.
There are.
But you can't talk to me.
Hahaha!
Just in case.
Next is 17 years old.
What is Saito Fuyuka's goal for this year?
Cooperate with Mr. Dega.
Oh! This is...
I love Mr. Dega very much and he is cute.
Hahaha!
No, you can't say that on TV.
Mr. Dega is cute.
He was very popular when he was young.
Mr. Dega.
He is so popular now that he can't even compare when he was in his 20s or 30s.
He is very popular.
So I don't know.
Hahaha!
You say it yourself.
Mr. Dega.
You were a great senior, Mr. Dega.
Saito Fuyuka, 18 years old.
His goal for this year is to go abroad.
I want to go to Hawaii, but I've never been there before, so I'd like to go with Tsuchida and Sabe as members.
In that case, we can't take you all with us.
It's a realistic budget problem.
So I'd like you to do a lot of shopping and pay me.
I want you to pay me.
What do you think of us?
Do you think we like money?
If you're a little sweet, you're not an old man who will give you money.
In that case, I'll call you a banana man.
Only when it's expensive.
Who did you win?
After this, Sabe will be hit hard.
You're kidding me.
Imaizumi Yui, 17 years old.
His goal for this year is...
Onion rings.
Unscheduled failure.
Onion rings!
Onion rings. What is this?
I like onion rings.
I couldn't eat it last year, so I want to go eat it this year.
It's not that hard to get.
I want to go eat it.
A really big one.
Is there a shop you like?
Yes.
That's your goal for this year?
Yes.
I see.
Then...
I can eat it tomorrow.
I see. Onion rings.
I see.
Please have a seat.
"Please have a seat"?
What does "please have a seat" mean?
You sound like a doctor.
You're right.
Self-news.
As I started working, I realized that there are so many adults working for us.
I thought I had to do my best.
Amazing!
This is amazing.
You're a high school student, right?
Yes.
You reached that level at 18.
I realized it last year.
You're late!
Until then, you were all wearing pants.
You're a bastard!
The goal of this year's Nagahamanel, which has been ascending from Nagasaki, is to guide you around Tokyo.
Guide you around Tokyo...
What is that supposed to mean?
You're the idiot who came here recently, aren't you?
I want to become a master of Tokyo and take my grandma and my family who have never been here with me.
Guide your family, you mean?
Yes, yes.
Tell them "somehow".
Please have a seat.
Yes.
Self-news.
I was surprised to wake up in Tokyo.
There are a lot of crowded trains. I can't breathe.
There is no subway in Nagasaki.
I was surprised that there are trains up to the fourth floor in Tokyo.
That's why the escalator is long.
It's long, isn't it?
That's right.
The one that was recently built has to be built lower than the subway that originally existed.
That's right.
It's high, isn't it?
I feel like I'm going to the underground country.
I feel like I'm being invited.
If I had endured a little longer, I would have gone to Brazil.
It's that deep, isn't it?
I was surprised.
Even when I went up, I thought about what I would do if I went to heaven as it is.
On the contrary, when you go up...
I love chestnuts.
Miyu Suzumoto's goal for this year is...
"beauty".
What is this?
There is this kanji in front of me.
The more I am called that kanji, the less beautiful I will be.
In 2016, I will be beautiful.
That's amazing.
It's not "I want to be", it's "I will be".
"In 2016, I will be beautiful".
It's like "Casko" in "SK-II".
"I will be beautiful".
Was there a reason you wanted to be more beautiful?
All of the members are cute.
I thought I was very short.
I made this my goal.
Kurita, what is written perfectly on the back?
No, no, no.
"All of the members are cute".
The front is one word, but the back is a lot of kanji.
Everyone thinks it's a dialogue exchange.
I see.
Please sit down.
Please do it yourself.
It's a nurse's position.
Please sit down.
You don't have to be a nurse in a doctor's position.
Kurita's news.
"Hokuhokuri" from Harada mama was delicious.
It's Japanese sweets, but it's chestnut sweets.
Then, let's try how delicious it is.
It's different, isn't it?
Screams are coming up.
It's delicious.
Chestnuts are...
Do you want to eat it?
I want to eat it.
50 yen.
Did you steal money?
Next is 17 years old.
Shida Monaka's goal for this year is...
I don't care about adults' eyes.
It's like you, Shida-san.
Your handwriting, too.
Last year, I couldn't speak at all because I was worried about adults' eyes.
This year, I want to be able to speak without worrying about it.
It's like you're talking.
But you're used to it, aren't you?
You want to show yourself more.
That's right.
Shida-san, what kind of person are you?
I laugh a lot.
You laugh a lot?
You laugh more than usual?
Yes, usually.
But it's boring that you don't laugh on this show.
I'm sorry.
We don't have much time.
I'm sorry.
I didn't have a chance to laugh and eat.
Please have a seat.
The nurse is coming out strongly.
16 years old who is good at guitar.
What is Kobayashi Yui's goal for this year?
I want to make friends.
What is this?
I'm alone on this show.
It's like the first training camp.
I wonder why.
Actually, you like being alone with Shida-san, don't you?
Surprisingly.
But you're okay, aren't you?
I'm okay.
You're okay.
You don't look tired.
You're the saddest one.
That's why you're good at guitar.
I'm sorry.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
Kobayashi-san, you are getting better and better at this game.
I like it.
Hirate-san is laughing.
I did it.
This game is interesting.
I will do my best.
You started playing the guitar, didn't you, Kobayashi-san?
Yes, I did.
Isn't it funny?
Well, I spent a lot of time at home.
The reason I started playing the guitar was painful.
She is 18 years old.
What is her goal for this year?
I want to get along with everyone.
What?
Kobayashi-san said something painful.
Recently, I started blogging.
My fans posted on Twitter that I only have one photo with my members.
They said I was being bullied because I don't have a photo with my members.
I am not being bullied.
I just can't say "Let's take a photo together."
Oh, you can't say "Let's take a photo together."
But, other girls like you take a selfie or a two- shot.
Yes, I am very excited and I am taking a photo.
I only have a little more.
I only have to say "Let's take a photo."
But...
You only have one more step.
That's right.
So, I decide to take a photo with someone for one day.
You decide the rule.
I see.
Is it okay for you to make such a declaration?
If you make a declaration, won't it be more difficult for you to live?
But I have to change.
You are great.
That's right.
Yonetani Nanami, 15 years old.
Her goal for this year is to become good at make- up.
Usually, make-up artists do my make-up for me.
But, sometimes they ask me to do my own make-up.
I see.
Do you do your own make-up?
I can't do it. What should I do?
I thought I could do it without make-up.
But, they told me I could do it without make-up.
I thought I couldn't do it without make-up.
It's true that you can do it without make-up.
But, you are still young.
You can do it without make-up.
If you are all make-up artists, you can do it without make-up.
That's because adults can't do make-up.
That's right.
We are friends.
We can't do make-up.
That's right.
All three of you?
Uemura can't do make-up?
No, I haven't done it for 18 years.
I see. Uemura, on the other hand, what can you do?
I know a man who is really good at make-up.
His name is Ikko.
Well, you say "man" clearly.
I call you "sister" once in a while.
I call you "grandfather" all the time.
Grandfather, shut up!
Grandfather!
I call you "Ikko".
She is 20 years old. What is her goal for this year?
I want to be able to talk.
You sound like a youkai human.
I want to be able to talk with people.
When I'm nervous, I can't talk.
I want to be able to talk.
That's right. She doesn't get nervous.
It's important for you to be here.
Yes.
I was so nervous that I took it again.
Right?
Yes.
When we talked about M-1, everyone was like, "Huh?"
Play with us! Play with us!
That's right. You have to play with us like this.
You guys, play with us!
That's right!
You can't say, "M-1 was fun" in a situation like this.
You can't say, "Congratulations on winning!"
We were preparing for it!
We were going to say, "You're the worst, you idiot!"
Has anyone seen M-1?
Oh!
Yeah.
How was it?
How was it, Moriya-san, M-1?
It was fun.
Who was fun?
Sawabe-san.
It's the worst, you idiot!
You're kidding me!
Please have a seat.
This comes up a lot.
This nurse comes up a lot.
Hirate applause.
She's only doing it for Hirate.
She'll be pulled out of it next time.
Self-news.
Yes.
Fifty cars fell at the harvest.
What?!
Fifty cars fell?!
What?!
About fifty cars fell.
Well, there's this incident, but...
You were going to be an OL.
Yes.
Couldn't you say it?
The motivation for you to quit your job.
I could say it.
You said it?
What was the motivation for you to quit your job?
What was it?
Thank you.
That's going to fall!
That's what HR people say.
Who is this guy?
He's here again for an interview.
Watch out! Watch out!
After this, the members will try cooking!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, Keyakizaka members will try cooking!
(Laughing)
Cooking beyond our imagination continues!
Good news!
(Laughing)
To hell!