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Screaming!
High-class!
This "Keaki tte kakenai" is a reaction festival of members!
Here we go! "Keaki tte kakenai"!
Hello, I'm your host, Sabe.
I'm Tsuchi.
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
And this is Keaki!
Here we go!
Nice!
I was wondering if Shida-chan would join us, but she did it all by herself!
That's great!
It reminds me of the early days of "Nogidoko".
Because you're a viewer of "Nogidoko".
That's right!
Tsuchida-san!
Yes!
We're finally in a studio like this!
Yes!
Until now, we've been in a house studio in Tokyo.
That's right!
But now, like a travel entertainer, we've finally found our home!
Congratulations!
TMC!
That's right!
Mino-san, you've come a long way!
We've done many variety shows and dramas here.
That's right!
To be more specific, this studio is exactly where I usually sit in "Secret Inspection Office".
"Secret Inspection Office" is here!
That's right!
Mino-san may have a seat over there!
That's right!
With that said...
Yes!
We'd like to announce today's project!
Today's project is...
"Hiyaki Zakka 46 - First Reaction Check"!
So, this time, in order to check everyone's reactions,
Fuji-Q Highland went and filmed it for us!
Fuji-Q is the best!
It's the best!
It's a path that all young comedians can go through.
Whether it's Fuji-Q Highland as a family, or as a couple,
and even if we do a reaction,
and there's also "Toushin Dai"'s "Gundam",
and "Evangelion",
and for smaller kids, there's also "Thomas" in the back!
That's amazing!
There's also "Gegege no Kutaro"'s "Ghost House"!
It's the best place!
Not only Fuji-Q Highland, but also Fuji-Q Highland!
Fuji-Q Highland is the best!
The hotel next to Fuji-Q Highland,
there's also "Evangelion"'s hotel!
It's the best!
Fuji-Q Highland is a place that all humans can enjoy!
That's right!
So, everyone went there.
So, this time, not everyone,
but the members who went and filmed it...
Who is it?
Ah, there's quite a lot of people.
That's right!
What do you think? Looking at these members,
are you looking forward to their reactions?
If there are kids who like their reactions,
will those kids react?
From my point of view, it's the kids on the right.
Ah, I see!
Anxiety factor, right?
That's right! It's "the cool"'s two kids!
"the cool"!
Ah, it has a convenience store name!
That's right! "the cool"!
"the cool"!
It's a shitty name!
That's good!
Let's see how "the cool"'s two kids react!
Let's see!
First, let's see the classic "jet coaster" reaction!
Let's go!
Keyakizaka 46's first reaction check!
First of all, a screaming machine!
The members will try the world's most famous "jet coaster", Fujiyama!
What kind of reaction will the members show to the monster machine with the highest speed of 130km/h?
The first one will be these two!
No!
You're scared?
You're scared of it?
It's my first time too!
Well...
I don't like it!
Are you okay?
I don't like it!
Now, the two of them are on the coaster!
I don't like it!
Are you okay?
Zoom in and answer me!
Are you okay?
And now, Fujiyama starts to move!
I don't like it!
The coaster that the two of them showed is 79m high!
I don't like it!
And now, it's falling!
The signal is...
That's a good voice!
That's good!
And now, the number of turns has increased!
Anyway, they're screaming and laughing!
They're screaming and laughing!
Who is this?
It's already flying!
I can't react anymore!
The next challenger is Nagasawa Nanako!
She seemed to have plenty of time to look for Mt. Fuji, but...
Your hair is amazing!
Oh, you're right!
The next challenger is these two!
It's my first time here, and I don't know what it's like yet, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it!
I've been here a couple of times last year.
I got on it! Oh, but I died!
She's smiling with all her might!
It's cool, so it doesn't make a noise!
Oh, this might be bad! What should I do?!
What should I do, Lisa?!
Hey! Hey! She's got emotion!
That's great!
And as the summit approaches...
Oh, no!
Nice!
Watanabe! Watanabe!
Don't hide your face!
I'm going to die!
I'm scared! What should I do?
Hey, I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
My stomach is coming out!
What are you talking about?
My stomach is coming out!
Your stomach is coming out?
Meanwhile, Watanabe is...
Watanabe!
My fist! My fist!
What are you doing?
I had a lot of fun.
You had a lot of fun?
I was scared.
I got carried away.
Now...
Yes.
We've seen a few Jet Coasters.
Yes.
First of all, the Imaizumi-Hirate Combination.
Yes, the Combination.
We've seen it.
But I'm glad it felt like a protest.
That's right.
It was cute, too.
Yes, it was.
And...
When we arrived and got off...
I felt like I was a little mad.
That's true.
You were really mad.
Imaizumi, were you mad?
I didn't feel like I was on a Jet Coaster anymore.
I don't know where I was taken.
You were a little distracted.
I was in a place where I didn't know where I was going.
I've always been worried about safety bars.
I know.
It's okay in Japan!
It's okay.
Everyone's on it, so it's okay.
But Imaizumi...
When you came back, you took off your helmet.
How did you feel about that?
That's a good reaction.
Surprisingly...
It's fun to betray.
It's funny.
Just before you reach the goal, you move it yourself.
That's a pro.
If you do it too early, you won't be able to take a GoPro video.
You won't be able to take it.
How about you, Mr. Hirate?
Mr. Hirate wasn't surprised, either.
Even though I have the image of a mature young man...
That's right.
He was talking a lot.
I could see his cute side.
That's right.
It was good.
And then, Zoomies scolded me.
They were too noisy.
But you know, Zoomies scolded you in the middle of it.
Hey, Zoomies!
Hey, is this okay for a bar? Is it okay for a bar?
She was ignoring you.
And "the cool" too.
Yes, "the cool" two.
"the cool" two talked a lot.
Because Shidawa-san talked a lot.
He didn't talk at all.
You can talk now!
You can't keep talking!
You can talk now!
You too, Watanabe-san.
You too, Lisa. How was it for you?
It was fun.
I don't think I can do this kind of show anymore!
It's okay!
I'll do my best!
It's okay!
Because you took it with the camera!
Yes!
But, I remember the most memorable one.
When I was young and a person named Ide-rakkyo in Takeshi Union told me his reaction.
When Ide-san did a jet course,
His fixed camera failed.
Because Ide-san went to his own lens.
Because he put it back at his own point.
He always went into the camera angle.
As expected of Takeshi Union!
As expected of İde-rakkyo!
As expected of Takeshi Union!
Go for it! Don't give up!
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Their first reaction.
Next, these two will try it.
I'm not good at roller coasters, but I have no choice but to ride it, so I'll do my best.
I'm not good at it either.
I want to get on the coaster as soon as possible so as not to bother the people around me.
The two coasters, who were determined, finally fell off the coaster.
Wow!
Good!
Let's go!
On the other hand, Uemura...
Hahaha!
She's in a trance.
The coaster accelerates even more.
Then...
Wow!
Good!
On the other hand, Uemura, who is expressionless...
Hahaha!
Good!
Uemura is amazing!
Wow!
Uemura!
Ouch! My leg!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Wow!
Next, these two will try it.
Hahaha!
Minami isn't okay, is she?
Hahaha!
You have to make a big wave.
I'm not good at it.
I'm kind of scared.
I've been praying since I woke up in the morning.
Hahaha!
She overcame her fear and somehow made it.
Are you okay?
I'm not good at it.
Hahaha!
This is good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But...
Since Koike is crying,
Yone-san has to be strong.
Hahaha!
Yone-san!
As the coaster starts to rise...
Hahaha!
That's good!
Are you okay, Mirai-san?
- We're okay! - We're okay!
- We're from Kansai! - We're okay!
- We're from Kansai. - You're riding for the first time?
- Yes. - We're okay!
As the coaster rises to the top...
It's finally going down!
It's hot!
But it's nice.
It's nice.
It's nice for people who don't like it.
It's nice, Yone-san!
It's a nice contrast.
It's nice, Yone-san.
It's nice, isn't it?
What is this?
It's amazing.
Let's go to your opinion.
Don't do this to me!
It's nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's hot again!
I want to go home!
She talks a lot.
She talks a lot, doesn't she?
It's nice, isn't it?
I'm alive!
That was good.
The two from Kansai were good.
It was funny.
We were good.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
It's better to comfort the local children.
Is it your first time riding it? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
This was a little scary for me.
It was scary.
It's a luxury before you ride it, isn't it?
Yes.
Yone-san supports it.
Yone-san said, "Are you okay?" and then...
Suddenly, Yone-san was funny.
I was like this.
If you really fall, you'll be fine and you'll be gone.
I was like a party people who flew in the middle of it.
And...
Uemura Ozeki.
Uemura closed his eyes all night.
He was meditating.
He didn't speak.
Next time...
Can you ride it with Sanren-chan?
Yes.
Of course, I'll put Ozeki next to it.
Then, all of Ozeki's fluid may come out of his body.
That's amazing.
That hasn't happened before as an idol, has it?
That's true.
He's drooling like that.
If Takeshi Gundar-san sees it now, he'll say, "Damn it!"
Damn it!
Did it come out?
When I was riding for a long time, I didn't realize I was drooling.
When I got off the bike, I thought it was cold, and when I rubbed my chin like this, I thought I was wet.
At first you thought you were bleeding.
When you came back, you were blowing your nose like this, but what about your nose water?
It wasn't very noticeable.
It came out a little, didn't it?
Yes.
I see.
My score is high.
It's high.
As long as you don't blow your nose water, right?
That's right.
If you blow it, you'll get scolded by your mother- in-law.
She'll scold me a lot.
She said my nose water was like a diamond.
That's a terrible statement.
After this, there will be more reaction videos.
The first reaction video.
Next, these two will try it.
Moria looks relaxed.
What is it?
This face looks like a GoPro.
It's true.
As soon as they left...
Moria is relaxed.
Why? What's wrong?
It's still early.
It's early.
It's noisy.
You can see inside of her nose.
As the coaster starts to rise...
It's not good.
She's starting to laugh.
It's not good.
And finally, she falls.
She's getting on.
She's laughing.
She's relaxed.
Meanwhile, Oda is...
Oda!
She's laughing.
Next, these two will try it.
It's my first time getting on a roller coaster, so I don't know how it will go.
I haven't thought about it, but I think I can do it.
When I fall from the Keikizaka, I'll ask the cameraman if I can do it.
I'm going.
It's cold.
Unfortunately, it's cloudy.
We can't see Mt. Fuji.
We've already reached 50 meters.
She's relaxed.
She's getting on.
The coaster has arrived at the top and is about to fall.
Where is it?
It's a window.
What is it?
You said it yourself.
I'm scared.
Will she try it again?
I'm nervous.
What is it?
Meanwhile, Nagahama is...
I can't do it.
Next, these two will try it.
I'll get on it soon.
I'll get on it.
Aren't you good at it?
I'm not good at it.
Meanwhile, the coaster has arrived and it's finally boarding.
And here...
It's so scary that it hurts right in front of you.
You did it for me.
I don't like it.
So, leaving Watanabe behind, the coaster is taking off.
Is there such a system?
I don't like it.
The coaster with Kobayashi on it is about to fall.
Kobayashi!
Kobayashi is suffering from fear by biting his teeth.
On the other hand...
Watanabe was still crying.
You're getting wet while you're crying.
Watanabe retired just before he fell.
I'm sorry for leaving you alone like this.
I'm sorry.
I see.
This group is...
I didn't expect Watanabe to retire.
He retired.
Tsuchida-san, is that okay?
This is a reality show.
Moreover, this is a reaction program.
Everyone doesn't like it, but they're doing it.
They want to attack America strongly.
That's what I thought.
I also retired at the scene.
You're lying!
Fuji-Q Highland has also retired in Fujiyama.
You're a comedian!
You're just like Tsuchida-san.
Were you scared?
I thought I had to do my best and ride it.
I was scared no matter what.
That's right.
But I think everyone was scared.
I'm sorry for leaving you alone like this.
You're alone now.
Right?
Everyone is making a fuss about my reaction.
But I'm alone, so it's hard for me to make a fuss.
I see.
We can make a fuss together.
We couldn't make a fuss in front of other people.
But we became alone suddenly.
And you said you were tired when you got off the train.
Yes.
You said you had a "law ban syndrome".
That's why you said you were tired.
You didn't say anything at all.
You said you were tired.
You said you were like a female pro wrestler.
And you said "nernernerne" every time.
nernernerne
You were like "muh, muh".
How was it like for you for the first time?
I was like "tekkin, tekkyo" for now.
Tekkotsu
I was trying not to hit "tekkotsu".
You shouldn't hit "tekkotsu".
It's not that dangerous.
It's not "tekkotsu".
Please avoid "tekkotsu".
It's not like that.
If it was like that, you would have hit "tekkotsu".
Tekkotsu
Maybe we had the same idea.
And this is also a question group.
"oda" and "moria".
"oda".
It's amazing that you can make a fuss like that.
Yes, it is.
Usually, you make a fuss.
You make a fuss.
But you made a fuss.
That's right.
Do you broadcast that?
What? Do you broadcast it?
What is it?
Sekine Tsutsumo-san's "giant baba" face.
I know.
From the beginning, he had a GoPro-oriented face.
But now, he has a big face.
His nose is big.
What was the most difficult for you?
When I got up, I was like "ah..."
I could see my mother's face.
You could see your mother's face as soon as you died?
When I got up and looked at my mother's face,
when I got up and looked at my mother's face,
I could feel the air in my mouth.
That's amazing.
That's interesting.
I was screaming even before I got up.
And I became a woman.
But...
What are you talking about?
I'm not a woman, right?
No, you're not.
I'm not a woman, right?
If you're a woman, you have to think about it.
That's right.
If you're a woman, you have to think about it.
Then you have to make a different contract.
You have to make a woman contract.
A class-sized member is added to the strongest haunted house?!
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Next time, we'll check out their reactions at the haunted house!
Oh, this is nice.
She's mouthing it!
Is she going to cry?!
What's with Oda's tears?!