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Here we go again this week.
Keyakitte Kakedai!
I'm your host, Sarabe.
And I'm Dozen.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
And everyone at Keyaki-zaka46!
Last week, we had the shocking incident of Ishimori Nagasawa's tears.
- Are you okay, Ishimori-san? - Yes.
- Have you recovered? - Yes.
- She hasn't recovered! - She hasn't recovered!
Even after a week, she hasn't recovered!
- Are you okay, Nagasawa-san? - I feel better after eating chestnuts.
- That's good! - Chestnuts are effective!
Chestnuts have the same power as senzu.
- Your mind and body have recovered. - Yes, they have.
Again this week, we're doing a psychological test to find out more about Keyaki-zaka46!
Last week, Psychoanalyst Nijihiko Amon was interested in tests.
- How was it last week? - Well...
- It was awful. - See!
Sensei! See! Sensei, it's not your fault!
First, we have this test.
Draw a picture of a panda freely.
- Panda. - Panda.
Everyone, show us the picture!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Huh?
- That's amazing. - There really is one.
- Is there? Let me see. - Next to it...
- Bee... Bee? - Bee?
- What is it? - What is it?
- Or maybe it's sick... - Sick...
- Maybe it's a sick dog or something.
- Wait a minute. - Harada-san, look at this.
- Huh? - Isn't that sick too?
- There it is! Sick panda! - Sick... What is this?
- Do you know what happens after you play with mud? - This is bad.
You have to mix medicine in your food and make it eat it.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
- Didn't you think it was weird while you were drawing it? - I don't think so.
- She said "I don't think so," like a weirdo. - I don't think so.
- I don't think so.
- Her way of saying it... - It's like an old man's painting.
Scary.
- Maybe it's a little like a koala. - Maybe it's like a koala.
- Even the legs have fingers... - Four fingers.
- Fingers? Is this a finger? - That's right.
- It has fingers for the legs. - This time...
Why don't you print this panda on a T-shirt?
A scary T-shirt.
Also, Sato-san, it's kind of scary.
It's not like that.
I wonder what it is.
It's scary and she's good at it.
I wonder what it is.
There's a shadow.
There's a shadow in both ways.
The circle of silver.
I was too excited and I put red in the shadow and made it fashionable.
There's red in the shadow.
I really don't know what you mean.
I've never seen such a sad panda before.
I feel sorry for this shadow.
I wonder if this panda died two days later.
It's like the last picture.
Also, Nagasa-kun.
Nagasa-kun.
It's scary.
It's not stabbed but it ate a bamboo.
It ate a bamboo and ate a bamboo.
It's good.
Sensei.
What do you know from here?
I know what you're aiming for.
What we're aiming for?
We're aiming for fans.
The most popular panda in the zoo is you as an idol.
I know what you're aiming for.
I see.
In other words, this test shows the sales point that each member wants to push.
From now on, you won't know the answer you're interested in.
First of all, who wrote only their faces?
This kind of people want to win fans only by their cute faces.
They didn't write their bodies but only their faces.
Moriya san, you're saying "I'll fight with my face."
No, not at all.
You're saying "I'll fight with my face."
Right?
No, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
Moriya san's fans are showing their tongues.
Agohama san didn't write anything black.
She wrote something like "sasa" and something like "nikuman."
What did you write?
She wrote "nikuman."
I thought "panda" would be "chinese" and I thought "nikuman" would be "chinese."
This is not a meditation game.
Please write "panda."
Next, when we say "panda," we think of "sasa."
What does the picture of eating "sasa" represent?
Eating "sasa" is faithful to one's instincts.
It's a type of eating that you think your fans will eat naturally.
You don't force it.
You eat it as it is.
Imai Izumi san, you eat "sasa," don't you?
That's right.
Do you eat "sasa" or do you spit it out?
Which one?
Do you eat "sasa" or do you spit it out?
You eat "sasa" too much.
If you only have it in your hand, is it different?
If you only have it in your hand, it means you have a talent to become a weapon.
So you want to use your special skills and hobbies to attract fans.
Kobayashi-san is like that too.
Oh, I see.
He appeals with his guitar and singing.
Sugai-san appeals with his horse.
I don't know what it is to appeal with a horse.
If you only have it in your hand, it means you have a talent to become a weapon.
Yone-san is like that too.
Do you appeal with your Hanyeo religion?
Yone-san is like that too.
He appeals with his Hanyeo religion.
Yone-san is like that too.
Nagasawa-san eats "sasa" too much and has it in his hand.
Even though it's not natural...
Look, Sensei is laughing too.
Even though it's not natural...
...it means you have a weapon.
It's a type of bamboo, but is it okay?
Bamboo is...
...a great nutrient.
What are you talking about?
As a weapon, you have a violin.
The members who have nothing but their whole bodies are...
Their style and sexiness are their weapons.
Hub-san.
Hub-san's style is good.
Isn't his house a little fashionable?
Yes, I think so.
But if it's a party T-shirt, it's fashionable.
It's not bad.
And Hirate-san.
Hirate-san too.
I see, Hirate-san is also stylish.
Her style is...
Right, Hirate-san?
Yes.
Good!
Good job!
No, it's not.
It's already out.
Oda-nana's panda has a hood.
What is this?
It has a hood.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's more of a face-up style.
It's cute and you can talk with it.
I wonder how it is.
How is it?
What do you think of it?
It's interesting.
It's interesting!
It's interesting that you can talk naturally.
That's right.
It's a natural feeling.
I see.
It's a little awkward way of talking.
Awkward?
It's awkward sometimes.
It's awkward.
It's awkward sometimes.
Yes.
It's like "Huh?"
Huh?
Also...
I'm curious about Koike-san's style.
Yes.
It's a sleeping panda.
On the contrary, fans don't like it.
I think it's annoying.
It's a natural response, right?
It's like the sun is selling itself.
When you shook hands the other day...
All I could say was "thank you".
- Ah, I see. - I see.
But I guess it's natural for you to say "shiotayo" like that.
- On the contrary. - Yes, and the fans will say "ko-i-ke-no-shi-o-te-yo".
I don't know if it makes sense or not, but the fans will say it.
- Because it's a character. - It's nice, isn't it?
I'll tell you later.
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The second question is to use only one kanji for "flower" and make a sentence freely with about 20 characters.
What can we learn from this?
In the current environment, for example, Keyakizaka 46, what do you think is cute?
Wow! Can you tell by this?
Yes. A sentence with about 20 characters.
I see. 20 characters.
"Flower" is a kanji that symbolizes one's attractiveness.
The number of characters "flower" represents one's rank.
I see!
The first person who thinks "flower" is cute is...
That's right!
Right? Saito-san, Sato-san, Shida-san, Hirate-san, Watanabe Rika-san.
Everyone wrote "flower" first!
That's right!
Sato-san, what is this?
"Flower" is a kanji that symbolizes one's attractiveness.
Isn't it something like "old woman"?
Saito-san...
"Old woman"!
Isn't it something like "old woman"?
"Old woman"!
"Old woman" is a kanji that symbolizes one's attractiveness.
In Saito-san's case, it is written in two places.
It represents that you are shaking violently.
It also represents that you want to be number one.
Well...
It also represents that you are number nine.
It also represents that you are number three.
Saito-san...
What is that?
At first, you wrote "flower" and tried to put twenty characters in it.
But, you wrote "six" and "four" and it became twenty- four characters.
In the first place, you wrote "flower" in advance.
Idiot!
And Shida-san...
"Flower" and "flower" have the same pronunciation, so it seems difficult for foreigners to remember.
Sense!
Shida-sense!
You are number one, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
But, you are already number one!
You can't hide it, can you?
Watanabe and Rika-san...
Five
You are confident!
And, Rika-san, what did you write?
I want to go to a firework show and eat apple candy.
You won't eat it, will you?
I'll pay you later.
Go ahead.
Rika-san, you think so, too, don't you?
And, Hirate-san...
Hirate-san!
You wrote the sentence properly, but...
You wrote it first, didn't you?
And, you may think that...
...the content of the sentence is beautiful, cute and vivid.
You just cried, didn't you?
Oh, no!
Teacher!
What's up?
Hirate-san just cried!
You just started it.
That's right.
I feel sorry for you.
I'm sorry.
You didn't cry at all.
You were trembling.
Among them, there is one member I'm curious about.
Nagasawa-san wrote...
Yes.
...the 33rd character in "My Feelings".
That's right.
The number of characters is large.
So, among these members...
...some of you may think you can't beat Nagasawa- san...
Why did you write the 33rd character?
Everyone is cute and it's hard for me.
Everyone is cute and it's hard for you?
Nagasawa-san is cute, too!
Huh?
Nagasawa-kun!
You've been crying for 20 years!
Nagasawa-kun!
Was it you who was crying?
Nagasawa-kun!
You're in high spirits!
Oh, no!
It can't be helped!
This week, we'll use the same system!
Alright!
We'll give Nagasawa-kun two chestnuts!
Two!
In total, it's the third chestnut!
A mysterious system to give Nagasawa-kun chestnuts!
Is that so?
Chestnut supply system!
Next is this!
You transform into a hero of justice!
After transforming, please draw whatever you like!
Please show us!
There's a lot!
What's wrong, Tsuchiya-san?
Huh? White top and bottom?
White sweatshirt top and bottom?
Heroes use quite flashy colors, don't they?
Wow! The sweatshirt goes up to the right angle!
It's quite scary!
Kobayashi-san is easy to understand!
Because he transformed into a girl!
That's right! And in pink!
In the middle...
Huh? What's that? Did you put your middle finger up?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Is that so?
That's ridiculous!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You put your middle finger up with a smile!
There was a funky and anarchy idol!
I thought you were wearing a cute costume!
Is that so?
First!
Geta Watarabiri-san!
Huh? Last week...
She was riding a bird!
But in fact, she was a hero!
She was a hero!
Hirate-san!
Hirate-san, too!
Isn't that costume...
Isn't it the same costume as Oda-san's costume when you did a self-promotion?
It's the same costume as Oda-san's costume when you did a prank!
I thought about myself after I transformed...
I thought about myself after I took off my hero- like costume...
Doesn't it still look lame?
T-shirt and denim pants!
What is this? A hat? A letterbong?
I don't think we should show this. Ishimori-san! Copyright!
Please get rid of it!
I'm surprised! Is it really this lame? Copyright!
Amazing! Sensei, what can you tell with this?
With this test, you can tell your dissatisfaction with the current environment.
Dissatisfaction?
The way of seeing justice is to correct injustice in the first place.
By correcting injustice in the first place, you can tell your dissatisfaction with the current environment.
We just started, but there are already people who have dissatisfaction!
That's why Kogai-san raised his middle finger.
That's how it is! Management staff!
Management staff!
But Sugai-san also raised his middle finger.
You guys!
There are a lot of members who raised their middle finger.
First of all, there are people who haven't changed much from who they are now.
Heroes rarely have dissatisfaction.
They are satisfied with themselves, so there is no need for heroes to wear fancy clothes.
For example, Hirate-san or Watanabe Rika-san.
Really?
Yes.
Watanabe Rika-san!
I'm scared!
What happened to you when you transformed?
What kind of image and hero are you?
Later, the beam...
Ah! It went in!
From now on, we will announce the members with big dissatisfaction.
First of all, Koike, whose dissatisfaction was reflected in the intense beam. What kind of dissatisfaction is it?
Do you have any?
No.
You don't have any?
No.
Tell me a little about it.
If it's my dad...
Your dad?
You suddenly chose your family.
When I introduced myself for the first time, there was electricity in the photo frame.
When I looked at it the next week, it was replaced with a new one.
And it was very annoying for me to be swept away by it right away.
She said "very annoying"!
And the second one is...
Mr. Harada.
Mr. Harada!
You have a weapon.
Yes, yes.
Because you have a lot of dissatisfaction.
Wow! You have a big one!
It's true!
What is it?
What kind of weapon is it?
It's a common "don".
A common "don"?
It's something like a "sonchou".
"Sonchou"?
I don't know what it is.
A cane?
It's a strong and big weapon, isn't it?
You have a lot of dissatisfaction, don't you?
Do you have something you want to say?
No, I don't.
Not at all?
You're invincible now, then.
You mean "keyaki zaka", right?
Eh? You also have something you want to say to your dad?
Is there anything else besides "keyaki zaka"?
If it's "otouto"...
Then let's ask him first.
What's in "otouto"?
How many "otoutos" do you have?
Two.
In the first grade?
Yes.
What do you do?
There's only one room for two people,
and it's separated with shelves.
I put garbage in there.
Cute adorable cute episode
No matter how old we are, a brother quarrels are plagiarism and fighting
Not good at all, cute
Cute good
Pode be a failure
Are we going to test the problem afterwards?
The last question is, all members will go to a ranch and have a one-day experience.
There, you will take care of horses, dogs, cows, chickens and sheep.
Please divide up the members in charge of each animal.
What do you know with this?
Do you know what that person thinks of each member?
I know what you mean.
After this recording, we will be beaten up in school.
First of all, horses.
Horses.
Horses are members who have aspirations and goals.
You have your own opinion.
That's a good idea.
However...
However, Mr. Sugai is working in real life.
So, Mr. Sugai is...
I see.
That's most of it.
Mr. Sugai was influenced by Mr. Sugai.
As a result, Mr. Sugai beat up 18 members.
Next, dogs.
I think dogs can be best friends.
That's a good idea.
Dogs.
Dogs...
Oh, Mr. Ishimori.
Mr. Ishimori.
Dogs are dogs.
Mr. Sugai.
Why did you contest?
Horses and dogs may be a failure.
Well...
Other than that, horses are...
By the way, dogs were beaten up by 17 members.
Let's focus and look at cows.
Next, cows.
I think it's worth using it.
I think it's worth using Oda Nana.
Art!
Oda Nana's speech.
Oda-san is a little too much overall.
Is it too much?
You have a lot of images, don't you?
Everyone is playing with Oda-san.
That's right.
They imitate Oda-san.
I think Oda-san is in the most neutral position.
Neutral?
I don't think Oda-san will get in trouble with any faction.
There is "the oda world".
I did it.
What are you talking about?
Please hold it down.
Because it's "oda world".
Oda-san received eight votes.
By the way, second place is Ozeki's five votes.
Next, chicken.
This is...
I think it's a little noisy and annoying.
Everyone, scream.
Screamed.
Everyone, scream.
I think I'll call for a fan.
Shall we say our names one by one?
Shall we say the names of those who have changed to chicken?
Just chicken?
Please don't make me angry.
Saito...
Yes, it's noisy.
Saito...
Harada...
Harada, Aoi...
Saito...
Huh?
Harada and Saito have the most votes for chicken.
A lot of votes.
Harada has 11 votes and Saito has 8 votes.
The votes are concentrated in two people.
As a member, Harada and Saito are noisy and lively.
It's a good thing.
It has a good meaning.
They are noisy now.
They must be angry now.
And the last sheep is...
Sheep don't care.
I don't like it.
I don't like it more than chicken.
What?
Rika Watanabe has many votes.
There is a theory about Rika Watanabe.
Rika Watanabe and her son have many votes for Rika Watanabe who doesn't care about sheep.
What do you think of it, Rika Watanabe?
You don't care about sheep.
I'm sad.
You are sad.
Thank you very much.
You don't look sad at all.
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