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Tonight, with a psychological test, the members' true nature will be revealed!
Unexpected diagnosis and results will be revealed?
Recently, I really don't know myself...
And their tears...
Now, this week has already started "Keyaki is not written!"
Good evening, viewers of "Osale" and...
Hey! I'm Tsuchida!
Tsuchida here!
And Keyaki writer "fortysix" everyone!
Now, Nagahama-san is...
It's from this week that you participate in recording properly, isn't it?
How is it? How do you feel being left out the most?
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
That's right!
I'll shake you a lot!
Hey, teacher! That's not fair!
She's the only one who's being criticized!
Everyone, what do you think of this?
Hey! Don't do it!
Don't make it like you're in a group!
Huh? Katapana Keyaki...
Katapana Keyaki...
That doesn't exist!
Self-proclaimed Katapana Keyaki...
It's good, but...
Of course we're not recruiting you for this show...
But we're recruiting you for our radio show...
Self-proclaimed Katapana Keyaki...
Let me announce this week's project!
This week's project is...
A first psychological test of Keyaki writer "fortysix"!
Recently, we've started to see each member's individuality...
But we want to know more about you...
That's right!
So we want to do a psychological test of you!
With that said...
Let's call in the teacher who will see each member's true psychology!
Teacher, please come in!
I'd like to introduce to you...
Katakana Keyaki's Psychoanalysis!
Here?!
For now, you two are fine.
Wow, you guys are so old-fashioned!
Psychoanalyst, Mr. Amon Nijihiko-sensei has conducted a test to find out about Psychoanalysis.
Here is the first topic.
Decorate a cake's picture freely, add various things and complete it.
I see.
Then, please show us the picture you drew!
Here you are!
Well, each of you have various pictures.
Is there anyone you are interested in?
Well, Mr. Ishimori's picture looks bad.
That's right.
What does it taste like?
I imagined a matcha milk crepe.
Matcha milk crepe?
It's good! It's good!
Mr. Habumeijin's picture looks like...
Habu!
He looks like a police officer.
And there are black ribbons underneath.
Is this for a funeral?
Is this for a funeral of Hapu family?
What can we learn from this?
Yes, teacher.
In fact, in this test,
you can see how suitable you are for being an idol.
Already?
Yes, you are already suitable for being an idol.
All of a sudden?
This rabbit in the middle of the cake
represents you in a place where people can see you like a stage.
Yes, yes.
That's you, right?
Yes, that's you.
As an idol?
Yes, and depending on what you draw around it,
you can see what you are like as an idol.
I see.
Basically, strawberries and other fruits
represent the presence of fans and supporters.
For example, other animal sweets
represent friends of the same group.
Oh, I see.
I see, it doesn't mean anything bad.
Oh, I see, friends of the same group.
And message plates represent people who want to voice their opinions.
Oh, I see. So, plates are more active?
Yes, they are.
And it's hard for me to put my last name in there.
Anyway, I'm Hapu.
Now, let's check the answers we were curious about.
First of all, Yui Imaizumi's answer.
She added two characters to the first row.
Yes, characters.
So, she wants to attract people with three good friends.
Oh!
The other characters are not so good.
Oh!
I see, the other characters are clearly in the second row.
You can't dance in the back row.
Are you thinking about it, Imaizumi-san?
No, no, I'm not thinking about it at all.
But it's coming up, it's coming up.
There must be something in their minds.
Maybe Imaizumi-san will join us and make a katakana contract with the three of us.
If you join us, you'll stand up for sure.
Next is Nagahama Neru who drew balloons.
On the contrary, balloons don't have a sense of reality yet.
They're floating and don't have legs on them.
That's exactly what it is now.
They've just become idols and don't have a sense of reality yet.
That's why there are things floating around them.
You're right.
They don't have a sense of reality yet.
Can you hear me?
Tsuchida-sensei is coming out.
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
I'm in the middle of a class.
Next is 15-year-old Yonetani Nanami.
I think there are a lot of candles.
There are a lot of candles.
Candles are things that give you light.
They're like weapons for idols.
It's not a bad thing that there are a lot of candles.
But if you spread your hands too wide, you won't be able to see them.
That's not good.
Sensei, that's not good.
I thought you were complimenting me.
You're giving results.
There are a lot of candles.
I was greedy.
You were greedy, weren't you?
Thank you very much!
Suzumoto-san, you didn't draw a chestnut.
Why didn't you draw a chestnut?
You said you could draw anything, but you drew a chestnut.
I'm sorry.
I'm not blaming you.
I don't mind, but you said you could draw anything.
That's right.
I thought you could draw anything.
I didn't draw anything.
But your apology was very funny.
It was funny.
Then...
I'll give you a prize.
What is it?
I'll give you a prize.
What is it?
What is this system?
This is Suzumoto system.
Suzumoto limited system?
When Suzumoto says something to me, I'll pull his chest.
You said it before.
I'll make your pocket full of chest.
Do your best.
Suzumoto will actively say it.
Finally, we will announce the first place and reunion of idols.
Who is the most suitable member for idols?
Sensei, who is it?
It's Hirate-san.
It's just a number of strawberries.
In Hirate-san's case, there are 37 strawberries depending on my number.
There are strawberries on top and below.
That's right.
It's not only for familiar fans, but also for older fans.
There is also a plate and you can go forward a little.
Sensei, I didn't think of it like that.
Even if you don't think of it like that, it will come out.
It's an almond test.
Who is not suitable for idols at this stage?
I'm sorry, Ishimori-san.
It's not good.
That cake is weird.
Don't cry.
Why?
It's a psychological test.
Sensei!
It's not a psychological test!
Sensei!
Idols are not suitable for idols.
Sensei is impatient.
He is not suitable for idols.
No, no, no.
It's okay, Ishimori-san.
Are you kidding me?
Ishimori-san, you are not suitable for idols.
You are too naive.
Tsurumoto-san said, "It's my system!"
It's like I don't have one and you don't have one.
On the contrary, if you change your mindset, your aptitude for idols may increase.
Even if you don't have one, if you do it here, you may eventually become an actress or an idol.
You may see a different path.
What? I don't like it.
I really don't know myself these days.
You're worried, right?
It's okay. You can worry a lot now.
It's okay.
It's that time of year.
It's okay because you'll worry about it and come back in two years.
You can worry about it a lot.
Right? You got it, right?
Yes. Thank you very much.
If you don't like it that much, you can give it to the girl in front of you.
She'll be very happy.
I'm not a danger dragon.
This program is brought to you by Tony Music.
Draw your own picture of yourself riding an animal.
It's okay to draw an animal you can't ride in real life.
I see.
Please show us.
That's Lisa.
Lisa with a hat?
Yes.
Look at Lisa.
Wow!
What's that?
I'm scared.
What's on it?
A bird.
A bird?
A bird.
What's around it?
A wind.
A wind?
Does it show speed?
Wow! It's flying at a great speed.
She can exercise, but she doesn't have a picturesque mind.
She doesn't have a picturesque mind.
She can't draw without a picture.
Speaking of pictures, Mr. Sato.
Yes.
Mr. Sato, isn't it creepy?
It's true.
It's like a horror movie.
It's true.
I said it on this show before, but I don't think it's a dangerous drug.
It's okay.
It's true that it's a picture of a suspect fighting with his mind.
It's a picture of a suspect fighting with his mind.
And another picture is you, Mr. Koike.
It's cute.
Yes, it's cute.
A penguin?
Yes.
A penguin.
Why did you draw a penguin?
I like penguins and I can't fly them.
I drew it like it's flying.
Nagasa-kun.
I'm going home.
Why do you have two eyes?
Nagasa-kun.
But Nagasa-kun is having a lot of fun riding it.
Nagasa-kun is riding on top of it.
He's having a lot of fun.
He's spreading out his hands.
It's like an ending of an old Japanese story.
It's nice, it's nice.
It's nice to be human.
Right?
Sugai-san is good at it.
Because you like horses.
I like horses.
You usually ride them.
What are you talking about?
You're good at writing too.
Really?
You're good at it, but you're not good at it.
You're better at it.
You've been watching horses for a long time.
Uemura-san.
You know what it is, right?
It's like a falcon in a Never Ending Story.
With white eyes.
It's a dog I have at home.
A bandit?
Ozeki.
Ozeki!
Ozeki, what is this?
Ozeki!
Ozeki, you're wearing something yellow.
It's a backpack.
A backpack?
Before you tell us about the backpack, tell us about the animal too!
It's Harada-san's...
It's Komichi-san's...
You missed it!
The yellow one below is a weird carrot.
This is...
What do you know about this, Sensei?
This is...
This is... everyone's narcissism level.
There are various kinds of narcissism.
Yes, there are.
I see.
In the first place, riding an animal means you are in a position to rule it.
Depending on the animal you ride, you may have higher standards.
I see.
So, depending on the animal you ride, you can see how confident that person is.
This is narcissism level.
I see.
Birds and animals that fly in the sky are very narcissistic.
I see.
You are very narcissistic.
I see.
You are very narcissistic in this picture.
For example, lions and bears and animals with brain tumors are people who are confident in singing and dancing and in fields related to work.
Kobayashi-san is a singer.
I see. She is a singer.
She is a singer.
On the contrary, these three people who ride small animals like hamsters have low narcissism levels.
And these two people who ride non-existent animals are people who are narcissistic in the field of fantasy.
They are people who tend to make a little misunderstanding.
What about you, Yone-san?
In terms of fantasy?
I eat a lot.
What?
I eat a lot.
See?
It's unnecessary information.
It has nothing to do with it.
You eat a lot.
What is a frog?
A frog is an animal that many people think is creepy.
People who draw such things are people who are not confident in themselves.
I see.
Nagasa-kun, you are not confident?
I'm not confident.
What's wrong?
Sensei!
I'm almost confident!
Sensei, you make girls cry!
You're a sinful man! You're a really sinful man!
You make girls cry!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
That's...
modesty!
That's a good meaning!
Modesty!
That's too much!
Modesty!
Sensei, that's a good meaning!
That's right!
That's a good thing!
It's good! You can build up your confidence little by little!
I can't help it!
You're so mean!
You're a fool!
You can't help it!
I can't help it!
I know, but...
Look!
Susumu-san is about to cry!
What?
My chest is getting smaller and smaller!
Bring me more tonight!
What's wrong with you?
You're so careful!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
Don't cry!
You're not a child! You're a fool!
We're not friends!
What will happen to the hosts?
Keyakizaka's 21 people and Tsuchida-san and Sabe- san will take commemorative photos.
Please choose your place and Tsuchida-san and Sabe- san's place based on your intuition.
I see.
Everyone, please show us!
Here you go!
It's weird.
It's completely different!
What does this mean?
This is...
This is your evaluation of the hosts you have in your hearts.
Is that so?
I'm scared!
Those of you who wrote in the first row,
"first row" means "respectful feelings", right?
Those of you who wrote in the middle row,
it means "it's worth using".
Those of you who wrote in the middle row,
it means "it's worth using".
Those of you who wrote in the middle row,
it means "he thinks of us", right?
Those of you who wrote in the back row,
it means "comrades" or "friends", right?
It means "equal".
Equal?
This is clear.
Saito! Saito!
Isn't it "equal"?
How many years have you been doing this?
24 years!
Those of you who wrote in the middle row,
it means "it's hard to get close", or "it's scary".
Those of you who wrote in the end row,
it means "friendly", or "caring".
Those of you who wrote in the back row,
it means "they look down on you".
Saito! Saito!
This is bad!
I'm scared!
I'm not your friend!
I bought you a lot of juice!
From now on, let's check out their answers!
First of all, Imaizumi who wrote in the back row.
I wrote myself in the back row,
so it means I'm totally in favor of the end row.
Is that so?
End row, huh?
I don't know about that anymore.
I don't like it when I have to say "thank you" every now and then.
You're like a girl.
Imaizumi, were you in favor of the end row?
Thank you very much.
That's good! Keep up the good work!
Next up is Uemura who wrote in the back row.
I respect him,
but I'm not totally in favor of him yet.
You're in the middle, right?
But I want Tsuchida-san to like me.
Tsuchida-san, can you bring me the receipt of the trumpet?
Tsuchida-san, you're going to break the trumpet.
In the end, there is a corner.
No matter how you write it, there is a corner.
Next is Nagahama.
It seems that the two MCs are more interested in the picture than the position.
Tsuchida-san and me...
You made me look stupid.
You two are playing with me.
You're right.
How did you write my hairstyle?
I thought it would be easier to understand.
I didn't write anything.
You also wrote your butterfly necktie.
I see.
You're a Serbian because you're from Serbia.
You're far from Serbian.
I have nothing to say about that.
You're the most childish.
What is that?
Next is Ishimori, who wrote the two of them in the second row.
Since it's the second row, I think it's worth mentioning.
But since you two wrote it in a big way, you're quite open-minded.
But I think it's good that Serbian people like you.
Thank you.
I see.
Is it worth mentioning?
I see. You're a Serbian.
I'll say it again.
Don't eat it.
Tell me your three favorite jobs.
Also, tell me why you chose them.
I see.
Flip...
Open!
Now, now, now... I see.
What can we learn from this test?
What's important is not your occupation, but the reason for it.
The first reason is what you want to be in the future.
What kind of person you want to be.
The second reason is...
It's easy to like someone. It's a type of hypocrisy.
The third reason is...
It's a type of self-sacrifice you want to get married in the future.
Getting married is the third reason?
Yes, it is.
Let's check the answers we were curious about.
First of all, Nagasawa Nanako's answer.
The condition you want for marriage is...
Stability?
Getting married is...
Stability. Stability is important.
That's true.
In short, you want a public official.
It's a tough job.
I want a serious person.
A serious person.
Is it better for you to be stable financially?
It's better for me to be stable.
You don't want to chase your dream all the time and become a musician?
I don't like it.
She doesn't like it.
She's a firm person.
I see.
Getting married with a public official after becoming an idol is a tough job.
The next one is No.7.
The condition you want for marriage is...
What do you mean by "someone who gives you sweets"?
Oda's marriage partner seems to get a lot of sweets.
And for some reason, it's limited to Meiji.
In the first place, it says "employee of Meiji".
That's right.
It seems like you get a lot of sweets.
If it wasn't like this in the future, I would have wanted to come here.
You wanted to come here.
If you want to marry someone like Oda, you want to marry someone who gives you a lot of sweets.
That's right.
That's the most important part.
The person who gives you sweets is the most important.
Sweets are important.
Next is Minami Koike.
It seems like there is a big gap between the type you like and the condition you want for marriage.
You want to solve the problems of people who are worried and want to grow crops.
So you want to marry a farmer while you are listening to their worries.
You want to listen to their worries.
She is an idol in the first place.
When will a farmer consult with her?
I see.
Why did a farmer tell a farmer about his worries?
So you want to marry a farmer while you are listening to their worries.
I see.
Isn't it painful?
You want to marry a farmer while you are listening to their worries.
There are many typhoons this year.
I see.
There is a lot of rain and it is hard to grow crops.
I like it!
I want to marry a farmer.
Next is Yoneta and Nanami, who are 15 years old.
The ideal marriage partner is a researcher?
Does Yoneta want to marry a researcher who observes living things?
A researcher.
I like researching for a long time.
She wants to do what she likes all day.
I see.
One day, Yoneta's husband may win a Nobel Prize.
Suddenly?
Yes.
His wife may go to his wedding.
Is it possible?
It may be possible.
Yoneta's wife may win a Nobel Prize.
Next, we will continue with "Chin Kaito".
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, psychological test second half!
That horse and dog might be a mistake.