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Tonight's "Keyaki tte kakenai" is Keyaki Zakao 46, Aki's physical strength.
One of the members, Yondo Onchi-chan is...
Here we go again this week!
Can you draw Keyaki?
Huh?
It's been a while since we recorded this, so the distance between us has shortened a lot.
It's like we're three-dimensional.
Now, let me announce this week's project.
This week is...
Keyaki Zakao 46 Autumn Physical Strength Measurement!
The members will challenge these nine subjects.
Each member will introduce the subjects they are interested in.
Exercise, nervousness, good people, bad people...
It seems like there are a lot of things!
Yes!
Yes! So, let's watch the VTR! Here we go!
I'll do my best to get into the top five.
Here she is, Kobayashi Saitama.
Is it normal? I don't know.
I don't know about the time.
But it's a girl's way of running.
Yes, it's a girl's way of running.
8.14 seconds.
But I think it's a little late.
Among the members, you're second?
You're second? That's amazing!
My left hand breaks.
It's her habit.
It's like a sandwich culture.
Bridge.
What is this for?
The bridge is made.
The distance between hands and feet.
Do you shrink this?
It's 51 centimeters.
This is flexible.
My body is hard.
It's fast!
It's a good point!
She said "I did it!"
Did you exercise?
When I was in elementary school,
I did a little track and field.
That's why you're fast at short distances.
But it's not flexible.
My body is hard.
It's a positive point.
Don't say it's a positive point.
It's a dynamic positive point.
You raised your legs high.
Trumpeter.
I'll do my best!
Trumpeter, what do you think?
That's no good!
That's a strange pose!
But you're slow!
Am I slow?
You're slow!
Why is your jersey so heavy?
I'm late!
But I did my best!
Jumping three times is difficult!
It's a special way of jumping!
It's the same leg after you jump!
You're slow!
Is it okay?
It's not four people!
I'm glad you didn't get hurt!
I exceeded my goal!
You were about to break!
Ready!
You're slow!
That was good for jumping!
It hurts!
My head...
You can't do it, can you?
She can't do it!
It can't be helped!
But you practiced playing the trumpet while everyone was exercising!
When you were young!
I did!
Overall...
She's not good at exercising!
But it can't be helped!
You all practiced playing the trumpet when you were exercising!
When you were young!
I see!
Are you going to play the trumpet?
I don't think I can play it right now!
I'm sorry!
I heard you say "oh" all the time!
While you were exercising...
That's right!
...you improved your technique!
Show him what you've got.
Wow, stable.
Speaking of Imai Izumi,
he's got a strong personality.
He's fast at running away,
but it doesn't have much to do with this.
Anyway, I'll do my best.
He's spreading his legs wide.
He's fast at running away, but it doesn't have much to do with this.
Is he fast at running away?
9.18 seconds.
9 seconds?!
He's in the middle of the race.
He's really fast.
His grip strength.
Is it okay?
Can you do that?
7.6 seconds.
He's probably a first-year math teacher.
He's probably as good as a UFO catcher.
His grip strength.
Sometimes you can't catch him.
You can't catch him at all.
Can you open the door?
I used to do gymnastics.
I'll do my best.
Please.
He's flexible.
He's just shaking it by himself.
He's amazing.
Wow!
It's going to be a circle soon.
Please.
Wow!
21.5 seconds.
He's second.
There's someone better than him.
He used to do various sports.
Wow!
He's talking!
Wow!
7.7 seconds.
He's got it!
Let's see how strong he is.
Shake hands with all your might!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Can you move a little?
Huh?
Can you do it for me?
Huh?
Can you do it for me?
What is it?
Why are you shaking hands with all your might?
Basketball.
Hirate.
I'm not very confident in my legs, but I'll do my best.
Basketball is about agility.
That's right.
Basketball is about balance.
But you look like a manly man.
That's right.
You look like a manly man.
That's right.
You look like a middle school student.
You look like a handsome boy.
You have blue hair.
I don't do it much at school,
so I don't know if I can do it,
but I want to do my best.
Ready!
This is it!
Jumping with scissors!
This is it, Fumura-san!
I used to do ballet, but...
Oh, you used to do ballet!
I got really stiff in the middle of it, so I don't have much confidence.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
She did it with her toes! With her toes!
She's the first generation of Tiger Mask, Sayama Satoru!
Hidate-san!
Hidate-san was amazing!
You were good at sports, weren't you?
Yes!
You're a middle school student now, but you used to run like a man, didn't you?
There are men in my class, aren't there?
Yes, there are!
Men who can do sports!
But, you know...
It's not like that for men in their 20s and 30s.
Do you not like to put up with things?
It's not like that, but...
But...
If you don't like to put up with things, is this industry a little...
No, it's okay! I don't like to put up with things!
(The next day)
She did it!
"Kuri", "kuritaro"
I feel like I'm being chased by a crocodile.
I'm going to run away.
"Kurita" = "run away"
"Kuritaro" = "run away"
What? "Kuritaro" = "run away"
(She was chasing a crocodile)
You're talking weird.
Oh, but...
You're surprisingly fast!
Aren't you fast?
You're a girl, but...
(She was chasing a crocodile)
Oh, seventh place!
(She was chasing a crocodile)
- Oh, close! - Ah, close!
That was close!
Eh...
I'm sad that I couldn't fly.
- No, your emotions... - I'm not that sad!
Your emotions aren't coming out at all!
- Oh! Beautiful, beautiful! - Yes.
Thank you very much.
She's running away!
- You don't want to be in the frame as much as possible, right? - I'll go!
Oh...
Eh!
Yes...
- You're leaving so soon. - No, I can't.
Yes... Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
She doesn't want to talk about anything other than the crocodile!
When you were talking about the crocodile, you were talking so much and it was so painful!
You really don't want to be on TV, right?
- What's with you? - I don't want to be on TV!
You didn't want to be on TV that much?
No, it's not like that, but...
It's like...
Maybe I should leave as soon as possible?
- No, no, the staff will ask you to say something! - That's right!
- They'll say "don't ask me any more!" - That's right!
When you do something well, you'll increase your tension level one by one.
- That's how you get emotion! - That's how you get emotion!
I got so many chestnuts today!
My pocket is full of them!
I have to go back and eat them!
- Maybe you should prepare some next time. - Maybe you should prepare some next time.
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I'll do my best!
The atmosphere seems fast.
She ran all the way.
8.66 seconds.
She's fast.
I'll do my best!
That's a great comment.
She's fast.
I feel like I can fly.
Something is missing.
I'll do my best!
What is it?
Something is...
I did it!
Turn around and do it again!
I did it!
That's why you turned around.
It's hard!
She'll turn around!
She turned around again!
I did it!
But you did it twice.
Your body is hard.
I can't do it!
It's okay.
She doesn't sound like an idol.
She's dynamic.
I might turn around.
She doesn't sound like a girl.
She's powerful.
It hurts!
Your voice is low.
I was nervous.
She looks like a baby.
It's okay, Oda-san. It's okay, Oda-san.
And you always jump high like this.
You always do like that. That's unconscious.
Unconscious?
It's unconscious.
Unconscious?
Oda-style.
I'm going to end my self-introduction as Oda-nana.
How much have you watched your self-introduction?
I'm going to bow my head.
This is Oda-nana's self-introduction.
I'm going to bow my head.
She has a bad intention.
You're dissing me now.
She's going somewhere alone.
Can she do it until the end?
I feel like I'm being chased by someone.
I'm going to run like a wind.
She has a great view of the world.
She shrunk.
Isn't it too early?
It's okay. It's early.
But it's early.
I ran like I was being chased by someone.
That's very important.
Lion.
It wasn't a human.
We were fooled.
That's right.
I did it!
That's great.
It's 30 meters and 50 centimeters.
But you're in first place.
I flew it.
This is amazing.
Please go up.
She's an idol.
Saiso-san, you can climb up this, too.
Please go up.
I did my best.
I'm going to catch you soon.
I'm going in.
That's terrible.
I threw up.
You threw up?
Chidoso was first in softball and nosebleed.
There was no competition like that.
There wasn't.
I'm glad you participated in the competition until the end.
I thought you'd go somewhere alone.
I thought you'd go somewhere far away.
You're a student, aren't you?
I thought you'd go somewhere alone.
Were you okay until the end?
I was there.
Was it dangerous on the way?
It was a little dangerous.
What kind of competition did you think you'd go somewhere?
I thought I'd miss the course like this when I was in the self-defense team.
On the way?
On the way.
I thought I'd go somewhere while running.
Crouching start?
Normally, it's a bokeh.
Beautiful form.
The form is beautiful.
But it's not fast.
That's right.
I'm sorry, I'm injured.
It's been eight seconds.
What's with this style?
It's getting late, so I'll recover from other competitions.
What is it? It's like a girl whose clothes are ugly.
Oh, it's a hocker bridge.
Please!
Hurry up and do it.
3.5 seconds.
Damn it!
Damn it! You're bad-mouthed!
Saito-san!
That's right.
Oh, you're a good woman.
That's just enough for you to burn.
I couldn't do it because I was injured.
3.5 seconds.
You're bad-mouthed!
Damn it!
Hachimaki?
Is that Hachimaki?
She's an aerobic woman.
And it's aerobic from the 1980s.
That's right.
It's 1980s aerobic.
If it's under eight seconds...
I'm good.
She looks relaxed.
That's right.
Isn't it good?
Her legs are turning.
She's fast!
Eight seconds and 23 seconds.
Yeah.
Huh?
She's fast!
I'm frustrated. Eight seconds was perfect.
She said "it was good that gold was good".
I've only gone 20 seconds.
But I fell down after entering here.
I want to fly it as far as possible.
Ready!
Wow!
It's pretty good.
26 meters.
Second place!
Second place?
But I wanted first place.
I'm frustrated.
She's frustrated all the time.
She's ambitious.
I think I can fly it.
I'll do my best.
That was close!
Wow!
That's amazing!
She's ambitious!
That's unexpected!
It suddenly got higher, so I lost confidence.
But I want to fly it as far as possible.
She's like that.
I'm happy.
That's amazing!
You were happy when you ran, weren't you?
I was happy.
Right?
Weren't you like "Yes!"?
I was happy.
You were happy.
Cool!
She's cool!
Cool!
Can you play rock-paper-scissors with your right hand?
Can you win with your right hand?
Your right hand is strong.
I can't win.
You can't win with your right hand.
I've never won with my left hand.
After this, it's time for an attack!
Oh, a big wave!
I'm not good at running, but I'll do my best!
Is it a demonstration?
Oh, it's slow!
9.08 seconds!
Oh, it's really slow!
It's about two next to me.
What? Really?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's a super-time loss!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Why is it so slow?
Oh!
Oh, wait! I can't do it!
No, no, you can do it!
It's flexible!
I'm at my limit!
Oh, you're slow!
It's 9.45 seconds!
You're like a newborn baby!
I've never done it before, but I'll do my best to make a big wave!
It's a big wave!
Ready!
(Whistle)
Ouch!
Wow!
She was shot in the middle of it.
I couldn't make a big wave.
I don't know much about the concept of a big wave.
Then, Ms. Koike.
Ms. Koike is...
A beautiful wave, right?
Wave...
It's just like you imagined.
Maybe.
You're not good at sports, are you?
I'm not good at it at all.
Right?
She's only good at badminton.
She's good at badminton.
She's only good at badminton.
I wonder why.
I wasn't good at it at first.
But when I wasn't good at it, my mom told me not to hold a pencil.
So I bought a lot of dollar bills and did it.
You bought a lot of equipment and did it.
Yes.
That's why you got good results.
You can go up to 25 meters.
You're right.
That's amazing.
You can go up to 50 meters.
Why did you go next to two people?
I went there without asking.
You went there without asking.
Do you play dangerous drugs?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
Hub.
Meijin is tall.
Hub.
Hub Meijin.
Meijin is tall.
Meijin is...
I don't like Meijin's attack.
Right.
I don't like it.
Her arms and legs are long.
But...
She doesn't have speed.
She's fluttering.
I'm faster than usual.
I run like a bird.
Like a bird?
Do birds run?
They basically fly away.
Here I go.
You're tall.
You're not tall, but you're tall.
You have a high bridge, don't you?
It looks like you can go in there.
But it's better than running, isn't it?
This is easier.
That's right.
The taller one has longer legs.
The entry is good, too.
It's easy.
It's different, isn't it?
Can you break the world record as it is?
It's hard.
You are 4th place now.
You are not 1st place.
I'm sorry.
A little more.
Why are you doing it slowly?
I wanted to make an attack.
I'll do it.
It's not good.
Is it that good?
One more time.
It doesn't look powerful.
That's right.
You can't do it.
I can't do it.
Didn't you do it when you were little? Like backhopping.
Once I did a front spin and I let go of it and it fell off my nose.
Wow, I see.
With that kind of thing...
That's right. And if you look at Habu-san, you only have 17 grip strength.
That's why.
So you let go of it, right?
I let go of it.
I can't grab it anymore.
It's only 17.
I see.
It's about the same as the UFO Catcher's Supreme No. 2.
It's a little strong.
Habu-san, do you have any special skills you can do here?
I'm good at half-jumping and flying.
But this is common for people of high social status.
I've won first place in my school years.
What?
The point is...
I see.
When everyone is fluttering, we can do it about once.
I see.
You don't have to move.
Right?
Can we do it?
Let's do it.
It's like a kiss.
But the point is...
I see.
My legs are long.
I see.
I can do it until the end.
I can only move a little.
No, it's because of the eyeliner.
Don't put your hands together.
You look like you don't want to do it.
Your face looks like you're about to die.
You look like you don't want to do it.
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It's interesting.
Next week, more members will appear one by one.
And there will be a shocking video.