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KASUGA PRODUCER
This program is brought to you by KASUGA PRODUCER.
In order for KASUGA PRODUCER, who is noisy about money,
to create the highest price with limited budget,
he chooses only things that are really valuable,
and sometimes he is bold, and sometimes he is severe in using money.
It's hot!
KASUGA LOCATION
KASUGA PRODUCER's travel show, "KASUGA LOCATION"!
Last time, three people came to Kawaguchi-ko by the most expensive train close to Koji-san.
Next time, it seems that they have prepared an attractive activity with a lot of budget.
In Japan, you can get on a Russian-made buggy and go through the mountains.
Hello, we are KASUGA LOCATION.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Tsuru-chan?
Yes, I am Tsuru-san.
You are Tsuru-san, right? You are rude.
No, it's okay.
You are too polite.
Tsuru-san is Kawaguchi-ko's one and only driver.
He is a pretty good driver.
Thank you very much.
But you can rest assured.
Let's get ready to get on.
Yes!
Wow!
You are wearing a helmet.
Thank you very much.
You are holding your head down firmly.
Yes, yes.
Here you go.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
I, I, I, I will get on too, won't I?
This is not for free.
What?
I will get on too.
Please be careful of your head.
Thank you very much.
The two people sitting in the back here.
Please turn your back here and grab like this.
The person in front of you, please grab around here.
Stretch out your hand and make sure you don't grab my neck.
Stop it!
I will never grab you.
I'm scared.
I won't do it.
It's not a neck or anything like that.
If you're kidding me, I'll pull you up.
He's really pulling me up.
I'm getting pretty nervous.
Here you go.
Okay.
Please.
I won't use it.
What is this?
It's just a slope.
It's diagonal.
It's amazing.
It's intense.
The tires on both sides move separately,
so you can do a 90 degree curve like you're drifting.
It shakes a lot.
Stop it!
Stop it for once!
Stop it!
My helmet is...
It's more normal than I expected.
It's impossible.
It's like we're promoting it like a forest jet coaster,
but it's also used in an accident scene.
I see.
It's also used for carrying supplies in an accident scene,
so you can go through any rough road.
It's good to be able to go to a narrow place,
so we're going to drive to a narrow place.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Take it slow.
Take it slow, please.
Thank you.
This is it.
I couldn't see the scenery properly.
No, no, no.
It's completely different.
You're going to a narrow place.
I'm scared.
It's a crane.
I'm scared.
It's a crane.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's a crane.
It's fast.
Hey, crane!
Crane!
It's different!
Crane!
Hey!
It's completely different!
Hey, crane!
Crane!
It's dangerous!
If you call me "crane" so much, I'll go a little further.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mr. Crane.
This car...
Yes!
It's a good thing to go up these steep hills slowly and carefully.
Hold me tight.
What?
I'm scared!
No!
You'll fall!
What?
You'll fall!
No!
What?
Even in places like this...
You'll fall!
What?
You'll fall!
No!
I'm scared!
No, no!
What's okay?
You'll die!
Okay, let's go down.
Go down!
It's fast!
It's fun!
Engine brake!
Slowly!
What's wrong?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hurry, hurry, hurry! - My butt's fine, it's fine!
I'm not pushing you!
Yeah. Take it slow and steady.
- I'm going back. - Okay.
Okay.
It's not like you said it would be.
- I didn't think you'd be this bad. - This is...
- It's really... - Hey, isn't that Tsutsumi?
- Isn't that crazy? - Isn't that crazy?
I think I hit crazy people.
- What's with him? - He's crazy.
- He's crazy! - He's crazy!
Um...
I don't think we'll ever meet again.
- Don't say that! - Don't say that!
It's because you're all smiling and not riding.
- That's right. - You guys...
- You don't know fear. - You guys are reacting so wildly.
- You're looking at me like that. - No, I mean...
- You guys should ride it. - You guys filmed me a lot.
Will it be broadcasted on TV?
- I don't know about that. - I don't know about that.
- I'm shocked it wasn't broadcasted. - I'm shocked.
- It's good. - It's good.
- This is my ideal. - You always wear a helmet.
- I always wear a helmet in the dressing room. - That's right.
- I always wear it and... - You're lying!
- It's about time you wore it. - This is my ideal.
- It's very tight. - It's great.
- It's one piece. - No, it's enough.
How long are you going to film me?
Since they continued to increase their budget,
it seems like they'll have fun without spending money next time.
- I'd like to ask you something. - Yes?
You're not having fun this summer, are you?
- Even if you don't say it... - I'm a little disappointed.
No, no, I mean you're busy.
- Ah... - You know, Matsuda-kun,
you're busy with work and live performances.
- Yes. - You have lessons and such.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- Sato and Mitaru simply don't have fun. - No, no.
- They don't have the image of summer men. - That's prejudice.
- That's right. - So...
- To those two... - Yes.
- I'll bring back the summer they lost. - Oh!
- Really? - I'm happy about that.
- Summer is not over yet! - Yay!
- Yeah! - That's amazing!
- Yeah! - Oh!
- You can enjoy summer like this. - Yeah.
- Well, you can experience it once a year, but... - But...
- It's summer after all. - Yeah?
- It's summer! - Fireworks.
- Ah... - Ah...
- That's nice. - Yeah.
- Last but not least... - Yeah.
- "Tube"! - "Tube", right?
- "Tube"! - Ah...
- You don't want to hear it. - "Tube" is a new name.
- A new name.
- A new nickname.
- Yes, it's the best. - Wow!
- So... - Ah!
- Inoki-san... Inoki-san is... - Wow!
- Eh? - What is it?
- Ah, there you are! - It's you!
- It's been a while! - Eh? You know me?
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- Yes, it's our first meeting, but it's been a while! - It's been a while!
- You came a lot! - Of course!
- Because it's a festival today! - Yes, it's a festival!
- Look at this festival! - It's a festival!
- It's a festival!
- One of the three festivals in Kawaguchiko area, which is visited by 35,000 people in two days, is "Hometown Era Festival"!
- It's a festival! - You don't have to spend money to enjoy the atmosphere, so it's perfect for after the storm!
- Even though you're not from here, we'd like you to join in the summer festival because of our announcement!
- What time do they start today? - What time?
- What time do they start? - What?
- What?
The main event of this festival is a long line of people who time-slipped to the Edo period and people who are energetic like Katsushika Hokusai.
It's impossible for me to ride it, isn't it?
Really? Is it okay for me to wear it?
Don't underestimate me and the president!
The purpose of producer Kasuga is to let me ride it and play the taiko with people in the city.
Moreover, he promotes Kasuga location.
This is how he promotes Kasuga.
I can ride it.
Really? Is it okay for me to ride it?
Let's go.
Is it okay for me to ride it?
First of all, they have a taiko lecture in the front row.
Can you teach me how to play it?
Yes, I'm good at it.
Can you stop it for a second? I want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
Let's copy each other's ears.
It's basically Tokyo temperature, isn't it?
Oh, you can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
This is not private!
This is a location!
Kasuga Location!
This is the location!
If you put "4" in September, it will flow someday!
Be sure to see it!
Please!
And please advertise it!
And "cool"!
Everyone here!
"Cool"!
I thought so!
Thank you!
"Cool"!
Good!
They spent money on trains and buggies, but the festival was free of charge!
Kasuga producer still has some budget left!
"Cool"!
Next time!
With excess budget, they eat high-class meat!
Wow! It was true!
Have you ever seen it?
100g 780 yen for 2200 yen!
Enjoy nature and sightseeing!
And it's good!
It's good!
Don't talk!