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Happy New Year!
I'm Kanato Takasugi.
I'm Morin Kato.
We started "Kana Morin TV" this month as well!
Let's call out our energetic friends!
Come on!
Thank you!
Let's introduce ourselves one by one and talk about our goals for this year!
Let's start with Sai-chan.
Hi! I'm Kamiya Sai. I'm 18 years old and in my third year of high school.
In 2013, I'll graduate from high school and become a college student.
I'd like to try new things and do my best!
Say something funny!
It's not funny!
Is it okay?
I'll go to Disney Land a lot!
How many times did you go to the internet cafe in 2012?
I went there three times in spring, once in summer and three times in Halloween.
I went there ten times!
That's amazing!
So you've been there more than ten times today?
I've been there a lot.
When I become a college student, I'll buy a year pass.
That's it!
I'm Nemon Nishida, 17 years old, a second year high school student.
My goal for this year is to become a third year high school student.
An entrance exam student!
That's right!
An entrance exam student!
It's like you didn't get hurt.
I'll leave my entrance exam aside for now.
You can't leave it behind!
It's a legend!
This is my last year of high school, so I'd like to wear a lot of uniforms and play and eat a lot of food.
Eat?
I don't know much about eating.
I like eating, so I'd like to go biking a lot.
Let's all go together.
That's a good idea.
Let's all wear uniforms.
Uniforms?
That's enough!
I'm going to be a fourth year high school student.
Let's all wear uniforms.
Yes, let's go!
That's it!
I'm Takasui Ikana.
I'm an 18-year-old third year high school student.
I'm the same age as Sae-chan.
I'm graduating this year.
This year?
Yes, this year.
I'm graduating this year.
I'm going to do a lot of things and do new things.
What?
I think it's a fairy.
I'm going to live my own life.
I'm going to work hard this year, too.
Work hard.
I'll do my best.
You have a lot of hair.
Yes.
I'm 14 years old and I'm a third year middle school student.
That's right.
My goal for this year is...
Everyone calls me "stupid" all the time.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Do you study for an hour every day and get smarter?
Only for an hour?
Two hours.
Two hours?
It's the peak season.
Because it's an exam.
I'll do my best.
Do your best.
I'm Azusa Manaka, a second-year high school student. I'm 16 years old.
I'm also a third-year high school student like Lemon- chan and Noid.
This year, I'm taking an exam.
What?
I'm taking an exam.
You haven't taken an exam yet.
I want to improve my brain and pursue beauty.
I want to be rich in 2013.
She's a high school student.
I'm a high school student.
I'll do my best.
I'm Itou Suzuka, a 19-year-old high school student.
I want to pursue everyone's dreams.
But, I can't pursue my own dream.
I'll do my best in 2013.
I'll do my best in 2014.
Thank you for your support.
Shut up!
You shut up!
That's all.
This program is a variety show challenging various projects with themes like "Let's do anything in swimsuits".
Then...
As usual...
Shall we start?
This month, too, KANA-MARIN TV...
Ready, set...
Start!
KANA-MARIN TV
"KANA-MARIN TV Competition" begins now!
I will be in charge of MC today.
I'm FUJII SHABO. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
So,
this is the competition
we will have today.
Ta-dah!
"Diversible Jumper Relay"!
Diversible Jumper Relay
I will give the jumpers to the leaders.
I will explain the rules.
This is "Diversible Jumper Relay".
First of all, the leaders, please come here.
And,
we will relay the jumpers to each other.
The next jumpers will
hold hands together.
Hold hands together.
And, the last jumpers will
put the jumpers on the next jumpers.
Put the jumpers on the next jumpers.
That's how we will relay the jumpers.
I will choose the jumpers
from the four jumpers
and put them on them.
Are you ready?
We will do it!
"Diversible Jumper Relay"!
Diversible Jumper Relay
Ready, go!
Go!
OK!
You guys are good!
I will announce the results
I'll announce it later.
This is what I said, but of course, the loser will be punished severely.
I'm sorry!
No, no!
I'd like to start.
I'll go.
Ready, go!
Hurry up!
Don't let go of your hands!
Go ahead!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
Go ahead!
OK!
That's great!
Now, there was such a great face of Marie at the end of just now, so please do it in slow motion!
Now, it was a great feeling, wasn't it?
It's amazing!
It was a great face!
Now, it's finally time for the result announcement!
How many seconds was the first match?
Yes.
Hanachi.
Yes.
The time is...
12 seconds!
Wow!
It's fast!
It was a long time.
I don't know.
The first match is...
Marie's team.
The time is...
18, 18...
20 seconds!
Wow!
Now, Marie's team won!
Wow!
Now, each of you will show us your best impersonation!
Wow!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let's do it in the order of delay.
Shall we say it here?
Can you do what you said?
Ah, that...
Ah...
But...
It's okay!
Then, let's do it!
The impersonator is...
Yoshio Kojima!
I knew it!
Let's do it!
Two, one, go!
Hi, Oppanpi...
No good!
Thank you!
Because you are cute. Because you are cute, I'll forgive you.
I don't respect you at all.
That's great. Thank you very much.
So, this is embarrassing, isn't it?
Yes.
So, what will you do?
Kaede-chan.
Kaede-chan, do you have anything you're good at?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Can I say "nothing"?
So, let's have Kaede-chan do it.
So, this is Wild Sugi-chan. Go ahead!
So, I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first.
I'll go after three seconds. I'll go after three seconds.
Go for it!
Three, two, one, go ahead!
I'm wild, aren't I?
Cute!
You're cute.
That's great.
She said "oh" a little.
That's great.
When you go next time, please forgive me.
So, what will you do next?
I'll go next. I'll go next.
Oh, did you feel a little danger?
I felt it.
By the way, do you have anything you're good at?
What is it? What is it?
Nothing. Nothing.
Nishioka Sumiko.
Nishioka Sumiko?
I don't like Nishioka Sumiko.
Kaede-chan's Nishioka Sumiko.
Nishioka Sumiko.
Three seconds before.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
I'm Nishioka Sumiko.
I'm glad.
I'm surprised at this development.
For such a high quality, all customers say it's low.
I'm surprised and can't react.
Thank you very much.
Well, it's the last one, so it's better to be difficult, right?
Yes.
So, I'd like you to try the most popular EVANGELION right now.
How do you do it?
Just do it for now.
Just imagine it.
You don't have to know it.
Just imagine it.
This is a match game.
I'll do it.
Three seconds to go.
Two, one, start!
Just imagine it.
You did it, but you don't have to do it.
You can do the same thing.
Just you two.
You two.
Mari, you go first.
Why?
Because it's an easy game.
Well, you two.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
EVANGELION.
Right?
I really don't know.
Do you want to go first and second?
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Ready, start!
Thank you very much.
No!
First of all, thank you for the punishment game.
I just noticed it, but it looks like you've been punished by the customers who are watching this punishment game.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
That's all for today.
Thank you for playing games with us.
Thank you very much.
The next match is also the first in the series!
This match is about defeating our opponents with our proud butts!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Say it again!
Say it again!
This match is about defeating our opponents with our proud butts!
Say it again!
Cut! Cut! That was a cut!
Shiri?
Huh?
Which idol said "shiri"!?
Sorry, this is the mainstream in my hometown.
The first match is...
I will defeat Saiponko!
I'm going to defeat her!
Good luck!
The opposing marine team is...
I'm going to defeat her!
Again!?
You're cheating!
You can't win!
You're cheating again!
You can't win!
You've won all matches so far.
You're cheating!
You can do it!
You won't lose this time, Marine.
I won't lose.
She's scared of you.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Like this?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Weak! Weak! Weak!
My butt hurts!
The next match is... This team is...
Lemon-chan is up against them!
She's taking revenge!
Excuse me, I'm not very good at this...
Well, well, well, well.
Yes.
Well, you know.
We're a tough team.
We'd like to go easy on you.
Easy?
We'd like to go easy on you.
We can afford it.
That's right.
You're cute, so we won't go easy on you.
I'm a little scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Let's go easy on you.
Right away.
I knew it!
Great!
I told you!
Don't look at me like that!
Don't look down on me!
So, the winner of this series is...
The Marine Team!
But...
But my team, Malacas...
It's your first time, isn't it?
I want to have fun!
I'm sorry, but it's too expensive.
Can you do it for me?
I'm counting on you!
Please!
I think you can do it.
I'm counting on you!
Shut up!
I won't lose!
Shut up!
I don't want to do it!
Do your best!
Please!
I don't know how to ask for it...
I'm counting on you!
What?
Please!
I'm counting on you!
Let's do it!
That's my girl!
What's going on?
It's a minimum competition!
She's cute!
She's small!
I don't like it!
I'm sorry!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
I'm sorry!
You're lying!
I wanted to do it.
Unfortunately, I couldn't do it.
You're so small and powerful.
I've done a lot of things, so I have a lot of experience.
That's what you learned.
Hanamani TV
The last match is a two-person round game!
Yeah!
By the way, do you know what a two-person round game is?
Yes!
Huh?
What is it?
The rule of this game is...
It's a traditional New Year's Eve two-person round game.
Wow!
The one who eats more shortcakes in two-person round game wins!
Oh!
Let's do our best!
We have to eat it neatly, right?
I think we can do it if we eat it.
If you eat it, it's okay.
Please keep it neat.
Really?
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
I'm not confident about it.
Oh!
I'm not confident about it.
All right.
Let's start the two-person round game!
From Kana team...
The one who eats it is Lemon.
Yes!
The one who shakes hands is Sae.
Yes!
Yeah!
Good luck!
Oh!
Good luck!
Just shaking hands is cute.
Good luck!
I'll support you.
Wow!
A little more!
Wow!
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I'm sorry!
The opposing Marine team is...
these two!
Yay!
I can't see you!
I knew you'd come!
Sorry!
I'm Marine Ikato and I'll be tasting them!
I'm Suzuka Ito and I'm in charge of tasting!
Yay!
That's enough!
Okay!
Start! Start!
I want to eat strawberries! Strawberries!
Choppers?!
Strawberries! Strawberries!
Oh, oh, oh...
I can't move my face like this, right?
This is bad!
Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Okay!
Drink orange juice!
Not yet!
I'm not strong!
Orange! Orange!
Drink orange juice!
Don't move!
Drink orange juice!
Orange! Orange!
Chin! Chin!
Up! Up!
Chin!
Up!
Oh! She's angry!
She ate it!
It looks like it's coming to her right hand!
Is it good?
It's good.
Try it.
Hurry up.
Try it.
Okay.
What about juice?
Juice?
Thank you.
I'll drink it.
It's okay.
Your face...
Your face turned black.
Wipe it off.
It's okay.
Your face...
Right?
Left?
It's okay.
Are you going to drink it?
Go home.
Stop it.
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
It's hot!
It's very hot!
I'm sweating under my nose.
It's your fault!
It's very hot!
You're laughing, too!
It's your fault!
I didn't do it.
You did it!
I blew it.
I didn't do it.
I'm embarrassed. I can't win.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
Shut up!
HARA MINI TV
We, Marine Team, won this time!
We're tied!
We won in public.
We were embarrassed in front of everyone.
We won.
I'm glad we won.
We're going to announce the prizes every time.
Here we go!
My 7th DVD "Girl's Body, Girl's Heart" has been released.
It's two copies and full of off-shots.
It's like a record of my year.
You can see me from 13 years old to 14 years old.
Look at me!
Wow!
I'm going to release my 3rd DVD "Can I be 16 years old like you?" in January.
You're a talent!
I had a lot of fun shooting it.
Please check it out!
My 7th DVD will be released in January.
January?
No, December!
It's been released!
The title is "Shizuku Suzuka's first DVD in Okinawa".
It's sexy, isn't it?
I remember the jacket.
It's sexy.
I did a lot of things.
I think it's going to be interesting.
Interesting?
It's not interesting!
My DVDs are all about fun, sexy and cute.
Me too!
After lunchtime, it's penalty game time.
This penalty game is...
You'll go out without your swimsuit!
Wait!
It's winter now.
Listen!
It's mid-winter outside.
Wow!
It's not good!
Come up here!
Wait!
Won't it be exposed?
Will it be okay?
It's cute!
Honestly, I'm not going to make excuses!
You're going to make excuses!
I'm not making excuses!
You're making excuses!
Now we're going to play a penalty game.
As you can see from my outfit, it's very cold.
Let's start.
Kana-chan team!
Come up here!
No!
Come up here!
No!
Come up here!
It's so cold!
Go away! Go away!
Go away!
It's so cold!
Hey!
It's so cold!
It's cold?
It's windy!
Why is it like this?
It's windy!
It's not cold if you stick to it!
It's not wind!
It's scary!
See you next month!