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When I visit my mom for the first time, I will take it off.
Tonight's "Keabingo" is about members' ability to get married.
It is a competition for sons to get married.
But...
I don't want to fall.
As a result of judging, members shed tears.
Look, I'm crying.
Hey, don't do this project!
In Keyakizaka 46, who has the ability to get married?
Son's wife who wants to get married!
Now, judging is here.
I would like you to judge your sons' mothers.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ms. Kuwabata Rie is in the middle.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, let's have the members of Keyakizaka appear.
This time, it is the first time for him to meet his mother.
This is important.
With such a theme, he is coordinating his clothes.
Now, let's have 10 sons' wives appear.
Here you go!
Are you cute?
Oh, it's good, it's decided.
Oh, it's good, it's cute.
The head is sticking out.
Oh, it's good, isn't it?
Oh, what is it?
Hey, hey!
One of you is misunderstanding.
Now, 10 sons' wives have gathered.
Yes.
Saito, are you okay?
Yes.
Do you know why?
I'm okay.
I would like you to see me in a beautiful form.
Now, let's have the rest of the sons' wives appear.
Here you go!
Oh, it's decided.
It's decided.
Oh, it's good, it's good.
She is conscious of her mother and excludes some of the members.
It's an innocent impression, but...
Kuwabata-neesan, what do you think of the overall impression?
I don't know what the theme is.
No, it's true that Sugai is funny.
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Why do you look like that?
Well, it's my first time meeting my mother, so I'll do my best.
But she's rich, isn't she?
That's right.
She's very rich.
She's rich.
No, it's a big hit of drift.
No, but Habu-chan is good.
She's good.
She's said to be fashionable.
Habu-chan.
Is she fashionable?
She's fluffy, isn't she?
Yes, she's like a girl.
Her sleeves are fluffy and a little long.
Should she show her neck?
Her wrist.
Should she show her wrist?
It's like this.
Oh, it's not good.
How about you, Ozeki?
For people of high age...
High age?
It's rude.
I'm popular for my nose.
Your nose is...
That's right.
It's rude.
So, let's move on to the first screening.
The first screening has already ended.
It's over?
Yes.
We've already got photos and ranked them.
Yes.
The top 12 people can proceed to the second screening.
Wow.
It's terrible to drop seven people with photos.
It's terrible.
I'd like to announce the dropouts.
The dropouts are...
The failed-to-be-a-wife idol.
They've been carried away.
I hope they don't go there.
Please proceed to the failed-to-be-a-wife idol.
It's like a waste of time.
That's right.
The 13th place is...
Sugai.
(Sugai)
You came all the way here yesterday. Sugai, what did you not like about it?
When I first came to see you, you took it off.
(Sugai)
Don't you have it?
(Sugai)
I have it, but...
Sugai, what do you think?
It's really sad that it's in there.
(Sugai)
Don't be sad. (Sugai)
It's a shame. (Sugai)
Let's look at the 14th place.
Kobayashi.
(Kobayashi)
I don't think it's bad.
(Kobayashi)
It's a bit dull. (Kobayashi)
It should be a bit brighter. (Sugai)
We like bright colors. (Sugai)
Everyone here is pretty dull. (Sugai)
(Kobayashi)
But I think it's better to keep it down. (Sugai)
You don't like it flashy, do you? (Sugai)
What happens if you take it off? (Sugai)
If you take it off, it's fine. (Sugai)
That's good! (Sugai)
(Sugai)
You're number one! (Sugai)
(Sugai)
Do you like it? (Sugai)
I like it! (Sugai)
(Sugai)
In 15th place, there was a skirt with flowers that the judges asked the judges to wear. (Sugai)
(Sugai)
In 16th place, there was a long sleeved shirt that the judges couldn't accept. (Sugai)
(Sugai)
In 17th place, there was a casual outfit that became a trend. (Sugai)
(Sugai)
There are only two losers left. (Sugai)
(Sugai)
Who will be chosen as the worst two? (Sugai)
(Sugai)
It's impossible! (Sugai)
Your shoulders are no doubt good.
You mean it indeed.
You want me to hide your shoulders.
Should I raise my shoulders?
Oh yes, you can raise them.
Oh, they look cute.
That's right, you can just raise them.
Also, I am afraid my hair might not cut it.
No it won't!
I would like to announce the worst number one.
Number nineteen...
Saito!
An accident of a whole person.
Come on, Saito!
It's not a movie, is it?
You should have known.
By wearing this dress, I can't imagine a wedding dress.
If my son really brings a woman in this dress, I'll be worried.
I'm worried about my own son.
As you can see, all of them are in the rankings.
However...
It's a pity for her to be judged as a failed wife just by dressing up like this.
I'll give you a chance to appeal yourself.
What is it?
I see.
Depending on what you say, the rankings may change.
Is there anyone you want to appeal yourself to?
Yes!
All of you are here.
Let's start with Oda.
She's been holding something.
I brought something for you.
This is big.
What is it?
Please have a look.
It's an orange.
You look like a neighbor's old woman.
It's a local special orange.
Is it from Shizuoka?
Yes, it is.
Do you want me to rank you up with this orange?
Well...
Yes.
It's hard to compete with an orange.
It's a delicious orange, isn't it?
Is it really delicious?
Yes, it is.
If it's delicious...
Please have a bite of it.
I'll rank you up with it.
I'm glad you like it.
If you rank me up like this, I'll rank you up with your 12th place, Ishimori-chan.
Ishimori-chan ranks you up?
Ishimori-chan, what do you think about it?
I'm quick to ignore weeds.
So, if you have trouble with weeds in your garden,
I think it will be useful for you.
How do you ignore weeds?
I'm quick to ignore weeds.
You look like a youkai.
But it's easy for you to ignore weeds, isn't it?
I live in an apartment with a balcony.
You don't have ears, do you?
I don't have ears, unfortunately.
In vain of appealing weeds, Ishimori is eliminated in place of Oda.
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
Saito, would you like to say something?
Even though you are close to each other, you meet again.
Actually, this is a CD of an idol group I belong to.
An idol group you belong to?
This is me.
And please open it.
Two Seasons
What?
Over there.
What's going on?
This is what I do.
I feel like I've been given something.
What's your response?
I don't have it!
Unfortunately!
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
Sugai-chan, would you like to say something?
Yes!
Sugai-chan in a kimono.
I love horse riding.
If I and my son have children, I can teach my children horse riding.
She's rich.
She's rich all of a sudden.
Do you really know how to ride a horse?
Yes, I've been learning for about ten years.
She's rich.
She's a young lady.
She's really rich.
What do you think?
She'll be your relative.
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?
Please rank me up.
Rank you up?
I understand.
Does that mean you'll be eliminated?
Rika Watanabe!
Yes.
Do you have an appeal?
If you marry me, you'll have a genius cat, Pei- chan.
What's wrong?
When you want food, you don't say "food!" but you go and buy a cat.
I see.
Please take care of me.
Is she weak against rich people?
In exchange for money, Rika Watanabe is eliminated.
Is there anything else?
Yes.
Let's go, Moria.
Yes.
When I become a bride, I have energy and I can overcome any difficulty.
I can build a good family.
You can build a good marriage.
Yes.
And I have souvenirs.
Souvenirs?
When you are busy with housework, you can wear accessories and don't forget to dress up.
And you don't want your hair to get in the way.
Are you Santa Claus?
Stop me.
If you stop me...
She is cute.
Wait a minute!
She is cute.
What should we do?
Do you want to change your mind?
What do you think?
Do you want to change your mind?
Thank you.
Nagasawa will be eliminated.
Nagasawa.
I will say something.
Please say something.
I make rice at my grandparents' house.
I will make rice with a rice paddle.
It's big.
I want it.
You love it.
There are many delicious foods in Miyagi Prefecture.
There is a field in front of my house.
I make vegetables there.
What will you bring me?
Bended green onions are famous in Miyagi Prefecture.
There is one more.
I grow fruits.
I grow cherry tomatoes.
Cherry tomatoes and rice.
I also make strawberries.
Strawberries!
Rice, rice, rice!
It's like "hometown tax".
We can't do it together, can we?
You want to do it together?
Harada, do you want to do it?
Harada, show off!
My house is just a normal house.
On the balcony, I make cucumbers, tomatoes and eggplants every year.
I grow a lot of small things.
I'll give you a cucumber I grew on the balcony.
Why are you crying?
I don't want to fall.
She doesn't want to fall.
Wait a minute! If you do this, you won't fall!
I want you to play rock-paper-scissors!
Who's next?
Shida!
If you do this, you'll fall.
I love you, son.
This is the biggest one.
Actually, it's important.
You were about to choose rice or strawberries.
Let's do it together!
Can we change Moriya and Nagasawa?
Nagasawa will be disqualified?
Wait a minute! It's Harada's summer!
Nagasawa will be disqualified?
Hey, let's stop this project!
Since the judges couldn't decide who will be disqualified,
13 people will pass the first screening.
What's going on?
The second screening is "Can you praise your mother?"
In 60 seconds, four people will praise their mothers.
The first challenger is these four people.
Who will win?
Let's have the mothers praise their mothers.
Mothers, please!
Mr. Kuroboto is here!
No way!
Ready, start!
I always watch you on TV.
As a mother and as an entertainer, I think you are very active.
Excuse me, I have something to ask you.
Where are you from?
I'm from Osaka.
I like traveling, so I'd like you to travel with me to Osaka.
Where did you go with your husband when you were little?
Was it a park or something like that?
We played together in a park.
He loved me so much.
That's why he gave me such a wonderful son.
I think everyone goes there.
Your skin is so beautiful!
I'm excited!
Do you take care of your skin every day?
I don't do anything in particular.
Your skin is so beautiful!
What kind of food does your son like?
I like stir-fried bean sprouts.
Do you have any tips for stir-frying bean sprouts?
Tips for stir-frying bean sprouts...
If you stir-fry it for too long, it won't be crispy.
I'll use it as a reference.
That's all for today.
What is this about stir-frying bean sprouts?
Among you four,
who was the best at complimenting others?
Please announce your name.
It's Ota-san!
She's emotional.
Why is that?
She's full of energy.
When she sees her mother-in-law,
or when she sees her son-in-law as his wife,
she'd be happy if he was as excited as he is now.
I see.
And then...
He has a wonderful smile.
I like everything about him.
I'd be happy if we could get along.
These three won by complimenting their mothers-in- law.
However, there are members who don't agree with their judgment.
Don't you feel frustrated, Hanada?
I do.
Especially since you lost to Moriya.
That's right. I used to be in 10th place.
That's not true!
Son-in-law competition.
These four want to be the final judges.
It's time for the final judging.
The final judging is...
Who does the kid like the most?
Check!
The kid.
Yes.
These four will play with the kid in the bedroom.
The member who communicates with the kid the best will win.
Do you play with your kids?
Yes, we do.
I went to kindergarten once a week after I graduated.
We played together in kindergarten.
Do you like playing with little kids?
Yes, I love it.
You seem to be particular about it.
My little sister is older than me, so I can take care of her.
Is she far away from you?
Yes.
How far?
One year.
She is not one year old.
Let's start the final screening.
She is coming.
Hello.
We will play with you.
Let's go and play with your little sister.
Let's go.
Are you going to play with your little sister?
She is coming.
She is not going.
Wow.
She is crouching.
She is playing with her little sister.
She is charismatic.
She is playing with her little sister.
They are communicating with their little kids.
How about their little kids?
Their little kids are playing by themselves.
No one is playing with their little kids.
That's not what we talked about.
Let's check if they are communicating with their little kids.
When a little kid casts a spell on you, can you ride it and make it happy for you?
The first target is a puppy that is not popular with little kids.
Do it, Hanae.
Be a dog.
Hanae.
Be a dog.
Be a dog. Be a dog.
Even children don't know the correct answer after becoming a dog.
That's right.
Be a poisonous snake! Be a poisonous snake!
After this, children's excitement exploded!
"Tiabingo" Blu-ray and DVD box sale decided!
High-priced special video contains a lot of making.
Please laugh a lot.
Continue on Blu-ray and DVD!
Check if you can really communicate with children!
The next target is "Oda".
Be a chicken!
Good strategy!
Be a snake!
Be a poisonous snake!
Thank you for your hard work!
How was it?
I had a lot of fun!
Did you have fun?
Yes!
The problem is the clock.
Don't you get lonely sometimes?
No, I don't!
I don't get lonely.
Sometimes I get carried away.
The way you look at me is different.
Result announcement!
The most attractive member in "Tiaki Saka" is...
Oda Nana!
She was energetic and she was able to deal with snakes.
Oda-san, you are the winner!
I feel confident now.
I can get married anytime.
It's too early for that.
After this...
Pajamas and girls' talk! "KeaBeam"!
Here is an announcement from the program!
"KeaBeam 2" will start streaming on the Internet after the broadcast
with the online video distribution service "Hulu" and "Nittele on Demand"!
For more information, please visit the program's homepage!
This time it was "My son wants me to marry him" competition.
How was it, everyone?
It was difficult, wasn't it?
When my son says "I want you to marry me",
if my son doesn't like it, I may not be able to get married.
Don't you think so?
I think so, too.
Kimono? You wore it, didn't you, Sugai-sama?
It's been a while since I wore a kimono.
It looked good on you.
Really?
You wore a new one, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I wanted to show off my skin care.
You wore a new one, didn't you?
How was it? Your son brought you here.
I thought, "What an amazing boy he is!"
Is he going to be okay?
In addition, the members' super private photos will be broadcasted on Hulu after the show!
It's out!
For more details, please visit the program's homepage!
Okay, okay, I'm your mom!
The next "care bingo" is...
Teacher, I don't like it if it's just the two of us.
She says it over and over again!
I'll stay with you until you fall asleep.
Wow, wow, wow.
I hope I don't get killed by my skin care fans!
On top of that, the members are demanding a huge amount of money!
What in the world is going on?!