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Tonight's rare bingo is...
I won!
I'm Momotaro.
Good, you're getting it.
In order to gain child popularity,
the members themselves thought of lines and stories
and challenged original Japanese old stories.
However...
I'll play with you!
Yeah!
Too free acting continues!
Come here and reflect!
Those who rule the variety world rule the entertainment world!
In order to grow into national idols, they face various trials with all their might!
Keyakizaka 46 Variety!
Our first challenger is Momotaro, from Gekidan Nijika.
Momotaro.
Do you have any special features?
First of all, I wanted to make it interesting, so I tried to incorporate some of the latest celebrity stories.
Some of the latest celebrity stories?
Like "Too bad!" and stuff like that?
That's old.
It's old.
It's not trendy anymore.
And also, the fight scene with the demon.
That's the highlight of the scene.
I see, I see.
Alright, I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
Well then, shall we begin?
Gekidan Nijika Presents, Momotaro!
Let's begin!
Story, Momotaro.
Once upon a time, there lived an old woman.
An old woman.
Today's dirt won't come off!
The children are watching her.
One day, as the old woman was washing her clothes in the river,
"Donburako, donburako" and a big peach came flowing towards her.
What a fine peach!
I'll take it home and eat it!
The peach is gone!
Oh no!
I have no choice but to do that!
(Singing)
She's back!
Mibra!
She got it!
Let's bring back Momo!
Yes!
My back hurts!
Good! Good!
A good start!
Well, let's cut it!
Good!
One, two!
Clap!
I am Momo!
You are born so soon!
There are people inside!
I will go to Onigashima and exterminate demons!
Are you serious, Momo?
You are developing so fast!
I won't let anyone who is in trouble pass!
Onigashima, where demons live.
Momo left for Onigashima.
And in the middle of her journey...
She's back!
Hey, Momo!
Where are you going?
I am going to Onigashima and exterminate demons!
Please take us with you!
Everyone has cheeks like an anchor!
I am sure it will be useful!
In return for your hard work, I will give you a kibidango!
Thank you!
Here you are, kibidango!
Thank you!
We will win against demons for sure!
Yes!
(Singing)
Why?
That's wonderful.
That's a great composition, isn't it?
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's interesting!
You're doing it properly, aren't you?
I didn't know it was of such high quality.
I'm so happy!
You stole a lot of money again today, didn't you?
I can't stop because I can lose and make money!
Hey, you!
That's enough!
Who are you?!
You don't look like you!
I'm Momotaro!
I'm here to get back what I stole from the villagers!
What did you say?!
Debt!
If you can get it back, go ahead and do it!
Go ahead and get it back!
What do you mean "get it back"?
Go, doggy!
Come at me!
You can do it!
I can't do it anymore!
You're weak, doggy!
Even monkeys are weak!
Fiji Punch!
Excuse me!
This is the last one!
Go!
- She lost. - She's stronger than I thought.
Is this all you've got?
Take this!
Don't you dare touch my Momotaro!
- Huh? - Who's that?
- Momotaro?
- You're here? - Momotaro?
You're here?
Grandma?
It's Grandma!
I was worried about you!
That's why I chased you!
Leave the rest to me!
- Okay. - Alright!
That's useless.
- Alright! - I did it!
- This is the last one! - Stop it!
- Oh, she's doing push-ups. - Push-ups?!
- I'm doing low push-ups now! - Oh, no!
- I'll leave the rest to you, Momotaro! - She's doing kick motions now.
Alright! Everyone, hold her down with your red face!
Stop it!
This is the last one!
- Oh, wow! - Oh, no! Thank you!
- She's cruel. - Is there nothing you can do now?!
If you do it, I'll be angry!
- She's so cute. - I did it!
And so, Momotaro and his friends defeated the demons.
Peace came to the village, and everyone could live happily ever after.
Happily ever after!
- I think it was really good. - I didn't know it would be of such high quality.
- So, Director, what did you think of their performance? - I have no complaints.
- No complaints? - They really are a group of geniuses.
- Momotaro's role, Hirate-chan. - Yes.
- How was it? - It was fun.
When we were all doing "un choco choco choco pii", a little kid was laughing at me.
- It was fun. - I was happy about that.
- It's easy to see because there are places like that. - That's right.
Now, let's ask the children for their impressions.
We just watched a play, who thought it was funny?
- Me! - Wow!
- Me! - A lot of people.
What was funny about it?
- I forgot. - You forgot, didn't you?
- I forgot about it. It was difficult. - You forgot about it, didn't you?
If you do it like this, it's more fun. Was there something like that?
Um... I want you to make sure the birds fly properly.
- She wants you to make sure the birds fly properly. - No, that's pretty difficult.
- It's difficult even if it's a play. - That's all for now!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- No, it's relatively highly rated. - I'm glad.
Now, we'll have you try the play "Urashima Taro" by the theater group "Aoi".
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- What do you think of the result? - I think it's perfect.
- Perfect? - Yes.
- I thought children like singing and dancing. - They like it.
- So I made it like a musical. - I see.
- A musical? - Yes.
- Does that mean someone will start singing? - Yes, that's right.
- I see. - As the center of "Urashima Taro",
I made it so that the characters around me can enjoy it too.
- So I hope you'll pay attention to it. - I see.
- Now, shall we begin? - Yes!
Theater group "Aoi" presents "Urashima Taro" "Hajimari! Hajimari!"
Story "Urashima Taro"
No, no! Don't curse me, Meme!
- It suits you! - Help me!
- That's bad. - Help me, Danny!
Stop! Good boys and girls! Don't bully animals!
- It suits you! - Kane-san, are you okay?
Thank you! You are the savior of my life!
- What's your name? - What was that? - Urashima Taro and Universe!
- Cool! - Urashima-sama!
- I'd like to thank you! - She has a good voice. - Would you like to go to the Ryugu-jo? - Ryugu-jo?
Please get on my shell!
Ryugu-jo, the bottom of the sea!
- She said something weird. - She said "yabai" (bad) - She said "yabai" a lot. - She said "yabai" a lot.
- She put on a microphone. - It's like in the sea. - Beautiful!
- It's beautiful, isn't it? - Yeah!
These two don't match.
Wow, I didn't know there was such a wonderful castle in the sea.
Why do you have such a host voice?
The turtle's benefactor...
No, it's not.
Thank you very much for saving me, turtle.
I just did what I had to do.
Hey, what's up with you?
You're a real person.
I hope you'll enjoy yourself today.
What's up with you?
I hope you'll enjoy yourself!
Yeah!
What?
You've changed your voice a lot.
Sir, please relax.
Please enjoy your meal.
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle!
The castle in the sea is such a wonderful place.
Turtle, take me there.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Who's next?
Please enjoy yourself.
What?
Is this team okay?
But they're imitating.
It's a girl.
They should have been here at the same time.
Is it good?
It's been a long time.
I'm sorry to say this, but we should go home now.
This is a gift for you.
What's in it?
In this box, there is the time you spent in Ryugu.
But if you open it, you will go back to your original life.
You will return.
So you should not open it.
It's difficult for children.
Thank you.
Goodbye!
Urashima, let's go home!
What's going on?
This is a reflection meeting.
When Urashima Taro returns from Ryugu Castle,
there is a world 700 years later.
His family and friends are gone, and Urashima Taro is in trouble.
Oh!
By the way, Otohime-san said that
if you open this box, you will go back to your original life.
If you open this box, you may go back to your original life.
No! No! No!
Oh!
There is smoke.
Are you kidding me?
No! No!
That's not how you wear it!
I can't go back to my original life!
Oh!
What's going on?
She laughed.
The voice in the sky...
I want you to hear me...
What? Are you kidding me?
I want you to hear me...
I'm doing it properly at the end...
I want you to hear me...
I'm not saying it out loud...
I want you to hear me...
It's like the musical is ending...
I'm looking for you...
Thank you very much!
Okay, come over here!
Come over here and reflect!
Okay, Director Harada!
What did you think of everyone's acting?
It was very good!
I feel like it's a problem movie...
In terms of quality...
Oda thinks a lot about it, right?
What?
Does he have it too?
He doesn't know what he's doing...
Come on, come on
We noticed that Kamu-san's lines don't come out from time to time.
Was it on purpose?
It wasn't on purpose.
Did it really fly?
Yeah.
What is it? It smelled like night overall.
Oh, yeah.
It was a photo shoot.
Now, how did the children feel about this problem work?
Urashima Taro's voice was super cool.
I'm happy.
It was funny when grandpa became grandpa.
Thank you.
How was it?
That's all for now!
First of all, he's not used to it, so it's a problem.
Now, the next challenger is...
...from "Gekidan Nanako"...
...Ms. Saru Kani Rassen.
Thank you.
Ms. Kani Rassen.
Now, Mr. Nagasawa...
...what's special about her?
She uses various tools...
...to seriously punish the monkeys who did bad things.
She seriously punishes them.
Using various tools?
Using tools.
I see.
The second one is...
...to prevent children from getting sleepy...
...she added a play for children.
To make children participate in it?
Yes.
Oh, you like it.
Yes.
Now, let's go.
"Gekidan Nanako Presents"...
...Ms. Saru Kani Rassen.
Hajimari, hajimari.
Oh, you're already a participant.
"Story," "Saru Kani Rassen."
Once upon a time,
a monkey who picked up persimmon seeds
met a crab who had a delicious-looking rice ball.
Hey, hey!
Hey, you crab over there!
Would you like to trade with these persimmon seeds?
She's making a character.
She's making a character, isn't she?
If you eat these persimmon seeds,
you'll get delicious persimmon seeds every year!
Really?
Wow! Thank you!
Then, the crab raised the persimmon tree well.
However, even if you get persimmon seeds,
you can't climb up the tree.
Then,
Hey, hey, hey!
Have you already got persimmon seeds?
I'll get them for you.
Are you sure, Mr. Monkey?
Of course!
She has a bad feeling about this.
She does.
Wow!
Delicious!
These are the best persimmons!
Hey, hey, take some for me, too!
Shut up!
By the way,
these persimmon seeds are what I raised.
But you traded them for rice balls!
You've already forgotten about it, haven't you?
Take this, too!
Watch out, Mr. Monkey!
You're mean!
I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you, Mr. Monkey.
I'm Kuri, Kuri-taro!
I'm Usu!
I'm Bee!
Mr. Crab, what's wrong?
Are you OK?
It's Usu's voice.
What's wrong with you?
Actually...
It's terrible!
I won't forgive you!
All right, let's kill that bad monkey together!
Does Usu want to play this role?
I chose Usu.
I see.
Everyone went to the monkey's house.
They hid and waited for the monkey's return.
Oh, no! I ate it! I ate it!
It was a delicious oyster!
Take this, too!
What are you doing?!
It hurts like my poison needle!
It's a violent machine!
It hurts! Let me go!
Why don't you let me go?!
Let me go!
If you run away like this, you win!
Oh, no!
Please catch that bad monkey!
Oh, Usu came out!
Usu talks so much!
Catch that bad monkey!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Catch it! Catch it!
The best one to receive a punishment is...
There are many kinds of punishments!
Congratulations!
After this, Usu's role, Uemura's anxiety exploded!
Furthermore, in the last episode of "Teabingo", that member joined in an emergency!
"Usu" is fine? "Usu" is fine?
I thought that a softer, more casual-looking "Usu" would come.
Yes, yes. That's the image, right?
That's right.
Well...
It's like "Kyushin" from the past, right?
The professional baseball, right?
I'm not stupid or anything like that...
And after this, in pajamas, just talk, "KeaRoom"!
Now, an announcement from the program!
"Teabingo" online video distribution service "kuuru" and "nittele on demand" will start internet distribution from March 5!
For more details, please visit the program's homepage!
This is your first time in a cheer room, right?
Yeah, you must have been surprised.
But I was really looking forward to it.
Were you?
Yeah, I was always watching you.
Really?
Your kissing face and all.
I was thinking about it.
Yeah.
How was it acting for us?
It was fun.
This is Momotaro and this is Sarkani Gassen.
Oh, I see.
Usu!
Usu is a really good character.
I know, I know.
I added a little ad-lib just before.
Really?
It wasn't like "I'm Usu."
It wasn't?
It wasn't, but since I'm Kuritaro, it was like "Oh, I'm Usu, too."
At first, I was going to do it myself, but I thought, "Is Usu me?"
It's hard to understand, but...
Oh, you mean like "Usu?"
Yeah.
What?
You know, Yuka, you're so natural sometimes.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's hard to understand.
You're so natural.
Okay, Momotaro.
Yeah, it's Momotaro.
Momotaro.
He looked really good in Momotaro, didn't he?
He came out!
He looked cute!
Momotaro.
Really?
Momotaro wanted to put in a lot of laughter, didn't he?
In the middle...
Yeah!
He was funnier than Momotaro, wasn't he?
Yeah!
Cute!
Sorry about that!
I'm sorry!
Also!
The first kiss Momotaro showed us was...
After the broadcast, it was broadcasted on Hulu!
My eyes are red!
For more details, click on the show's homepage!
We welcome viewers!
Next time, the final episode of "Keabingo"!
Keaki Saka46's biggest rival appears!
It's not Nogisaka46...
It's not Hiragana Keaki...
That is...
Masako Ito, 46 years old!
You're in my way!
I'm filming you!