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Tonight's care bing is...
The older team and younger team will compete for idol's life, using their faces.
Good luck!
It's like a ritual to call for a UFO.
You're right.
And...
They will challenge each other for the first time.
Don't worry about my lips being beige!
Her lips are beige...
And...
Tonight's care bing will start!
I feel sorry for you!
Those who rule variety shows rule the entertainment world!
To grow into national idols, they face various trials with all their might!
Keyakizaka 46 Variety!
In the end, the world is all about faces, isn't it?
I don't know much about idols.
Especially idols. As long as you have a good face, you can say anything you want.
I don't think so.
First of all, your face is important.
So, this time, among all of us in Keyakizaka 46,
we will hold a competition to see who has the best facial expressions.
I see.
First of all, before we start the competition,
we will start with the oldest, Watanabe Rika, who is a facial teacher.
Facial teacher, please.
Yes.
What is this?
Teacher, we, Keyakizaka 46 students,
She has a small voice.
will ride on a facial ship
A facial ship?
Teacher, please.
She has a good face. It's an improvement.
I swear on my face that I can do it with my face.
She is swearing on her face.
Keyakizaka 46 oldest...
What kind of horse is this?
Watanabe Rika.
You said it right.
Were you nervous?
I was nervous.
Were you nervous?
Yes.
You sounded like you were nervous.
It's okay. My voice is small and I'm covering it with my face.
Is that so?
Then, please go back.
It's okay at all.
The oldest team, Captain Oda.
You can't lose to the oldest team.
I can't lose.
In Keyakizaka 46, the oldest team is stronger than the oldest team.
Really?
But the oldest team has a lot of "ponkotsu".
Who is "ponkotsu"?
There are a lot of "ponkotsu".
Are there a lot of "ponkotsu"?
Kimori is "ponkotsu".
Ozeki is "ponkotsu".
Watanabe is "ponkotsu".
Rika is "ponkotsu".
This is "ponkotsu".
She said it.
She didn't say it back.
She always says like that.
There is a member who makes weird songs for a team.
What weird song?
I love meat.
So I made a song about meat.
You made a song about meat?
Yes.
Let me touch it.
"Kanshio", "karaage", "zucchini"...
You have a singing ability.
You have a lot of lyrics.
Do you have lyrics about meat you like?
Yes.
What do you like most about meat?
"Zucchini".
It's popular these days.
By the way, there is a great reward for the winning team.
I think it's really good.
"Zucchini"?
It's not aged meat.
This is it.
Sweet.
It looks delicious.
Where is it from?
It's from a world championship.
It's "mascarpone".
It's shiny.
Please eat it and win.
Please do your best.
The first competition is...
"Face 50cm race"!
The goal tape is 50cm away.
The first team to cut the tape with their face will win.
The first team to win two games will win.
The first game is...
The older team is "ishimori nijika".
And...
The younger team is "hanada aoi".
First of all, both of them will challenge for the first bike performance.
Hey, hanada aoi!
I have something to say to you!
Even though you are always skinny, you come in front of people and say "I'm fat"!
Don't mess with me!
Oh, I'm getting angry.
You're going to hit a horse, aren't you?
I'm getting angry.
I know, I know.
I know!
But at that time, I was eating too much and I was fat.
I can only hear it in the dark.
I see.
I'm getting angry.
It's nothing like that.
Yes.
Let's say it back.
I'm saying it back.
Yes.
Hey, ishimori!
You're really stupid, but you think a lot about riding a bike like a stupid person!
What? Isn't she praising me?
But you're stupid, so in the end you didn't ride a bike!
You didn't ride a bike!
Oh, my!
She's doing her best.
She's doing her best, but she's not doing it for herself.
Because she's stupid.
Yes, that's right.
What part of me is stupid?
You said that you didn't know where the map of Japan was until recently.
The map of Japan?
I thought it was all connected.
It's not connected!
Can you say Shikoku? Shikoku.
Shikoku is...
Fukuoka.
It's not in there.
This is bad.
Okay, let's go. Are you okay?
Yes.
Come around my nose.
Okay.
Ready!
Which one was faster?
Which one was it?
I feel like Ishimori was a little faster.
If you look at it slowly...
The one who scored first is Ishimori of the older team!
And so, the winner is the older team!
Okay, how was it?
After all, it's important to go in from the screen, no matter what you think.
No matter what you think?
Yes.
That's what you just said, "no matter what you think"?
Yes.
You lost, didn't you?
To a fool.
Yes.
It's frustrating.
It's frustrating, isn't it?
You might not be able to eat the cake.
No, I want to eat it!
I'll buy it for you, mister!
What's with you?
Next up, the second match is Suzumoto versus Nagahama!
Hey, Nagahama!
Your face is scary, Nagahama.
Don't worry about my lips being beige!
Your lips are beige?
If I don't put on makeup, my skin will turn all beige.
Your blood isn't circulating, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Then, you're wearing red lipstick, right?
Yes.
Then, show me your beige "c" next.
Yes.
Then, I'll sleep.
Yes.
Hey, Suzumoto!
Even though you're only 18 years old, don't ask your mom anything!
Oh my!
Don't ask your mom if you can eat this or not!
Oh my!
Don't ask your mom anything?
That's sad.
What's wrong?
I can't decide if I can eat it or not.
So, I asked my mom once and she said it's okay.
Really?
You're like a dog.
I'm glad you said that.
Then, let's begin.
Ready!
Wow! They're almost at the same time!
They're almost at the same time!
Let's check it out in slow motion.
With just a little gap, Toshie's team's Suzumoto is in first place!
They're saying it with their eyes.
This is Toshie's team's victory!
Yes!
It's a win in a row.
With that said, Toshie's team is the winner of the 50cm layer on their faces!
Yes!
The team with two wins wins.
Yes.
But as of now, Toshie's team looks like a piece of junk.
What?
It's a piece of junk.
Huh?
It's a piece of junk.
As for the order, are you really younger than me?
I think I'm older than you.
You're older than me.
The second competition is to see how many times they can make you count in 15 seconds with the pedometer on their heads.
Face pedometer!
That's a weird picture, isn't it?
The number of times they counted together will determine the winner of the team with the highest number of times.
That's good.
It's locking in.
The result is that the older team won 61 times and the younger team won 50 times.
Once again, the older team won!
My forehead is burning.
Are you okay?
Now, the third competition is...
Face rice crackers!
Yes!
Putting rice crackers on their foreheads and carrying them to their mouths without using their hands,
each team will be challenged one by one.
You've done this before, haven't you?
No.
You usually do it.
Everyone does it.
We do it a lot when we're that old.
Don't you do it now, young people?
Do it.
If you don't do it, do it.
If we do it, it'll be fun.
The older team, Sugai and the younger team, Hirate, will be challenging.
Hey, Hirate!
What is it?
You're a middle school student and you're wearing perfume. Don't act like an adult!
Middle school students are like middle school students.
Squeeze a lemon next to fried chicken and eat it!
That's a terrible saying.
Squeeze a lemon and eat it.
You're wearing a really nice thing.
You're wearing a nice thing?
And it's an accessory.
It's an accessory for middle school students.
Hey, middle school student, smell it.
What is it?
It's a strong smell.
It's a sweet smell.
You're noisy.
I don't think it's a middle school student's smell.
Yes, it's an adult's smell.
Have you liked it for a long time?
It's a smell fetish.
It's a smell fetish?
Yes.
Does it mean you're a little cheeky?
Yes, I'm cheeky.
Does it mean you're a middle school student?
No, I'm not.
Okay, let's start with Hirate.
Okay.
Hey, Sugai!
What is it?
I heard that Karuizawa has a best.
How rich you are!
And don't ride a horse!
A horse?
A horse? A mare?
I like mares.
Karuizawa has a best.
She's a great young lady.
That's what it feels like, isn't it?
No, it's not like that at all.
How much money do you have?
What? I don't have that much.
How much do you have?
Is it really like that?
How much do you have?
I don't want to say it like that.
First of all, the youngest center, Hirate's challenge.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Ready...
Go for it!
That's it!
Slowly! Slowly! Slowly!
Can you eat it?
Can you do it?
Go for it! Go for it!
A little more! A little more!
Go for it! Go for it!
A little more!
Go for it! Go for it!
What a shame!
That was close!
It was so close!
I'm disappointed!
It's a shame, but isn't it really funny?
It's funny!
Next, the 20 year old lady, Sugai's challenge!
I'm going to start.
Ready!
It's good, you're inviting her with your eyebrows like this.
It suits you.
It's good, it's good!
You're doing it like Masabune!
It's good!
You're doing it like Masabune!
You can do it!
Be careful!
If you succeed, you win!
It's good!
It's a good situation!
You can grab it!
You can open your mouth now!
Grab it with your tongue!
A little more!
You can look down a little more!
Don't drop it!
A little more!
You can do it!
You can move it with your tongue!
You can do it!
Wonderful!
It was the most exciting!
It's like a model!
It's the best of the best!
How was it?
It's fun!
It's really fun!
This alone is enough for 30 minutes!
It's true!
Because their excitement was so high,
regardless of their win or loss,
other members decided to give it a try, too!
Here we go!
Four of you!
Try to fight somehow!
Ready!
It's a ritual to call UFOs.
That's right.
Oh, you're fast!
Shida, you're fast!
You're overwhelmingly fast, Shida!
You're already facing sideways.
You're fast!
Who's in second place?
What should we do?
Is there anyone who's really into it?
You're fast!
You can do it, Kobanishi!
I can't move!
Let her move!
Let her move her nose!
How do you move your nose?
Like this?
Like a clown!
You're cute!
I can't move!
A little more!
You're like a fox!
That's good!
We got a good picture!
Will it be an official event of the Olympics?
It won't!
It's fun, isn't it?
Let's do it at school!
Let's do it!
So, for the older team, which won all competitions,
there's a reward of sweets!
How is it? Is it good?
It's good!
But, in the second half of the show,
the scary filming project,
which will make the members smile,
will start!
And, after this,
pajama girls' talk,
hair room!
Imaizumi, you sang Joe Minho's song. How did you like it?
I'm glad I was able to perform the song I wrote.
I hope everyone remembers it, too.
I like writing lyrics and composing songs. I want to learn more.
Can you do facial exercises in singing lessons? Lip rolls?
Can you do it, Imaizumi?
Can you do it?
Stop it!
Can you wink?
Some people can't do it.
Can you do it, Shii-chan?
How is it?
Can you do it?
Bluefish?
Isn't it the best?
You're good!
I can't do it.
To you, Imaizumi.
Who sent you this letter?
Yui-chan.
It's Yui-chan's letter.
I became friends with Yui-chan and learned about you.
I'm happy to be together with you.
Imaizumi is moved by Shii-chan's first confession.
I'm moved, too!
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Today, we're shooting "Studio Tobidashite".
Today, we're doing a summer special project.
What is it? Beach ballet?
No.
We're going to a place with a little more ocean.
It's called...
Hot! Screaming! High-class!
"Mid-summer Horror Karate Grand Prix"!
Hot! Screaming! High-class!
This time, the members will sing karaoke while testing their feelings and compete for points.
The stage will be...
This is a building that used to be a hospital in the past.
They're going to have a karaoke competition in here.
It's forbidden.
That's right.
They say you can really go out here.
Please don't.
We won't stop.
If you see something you shouldn't see,
we can't help you, so please tell the staff.
And it's canceled.
Even if we say it, it's only scary.
It's only scary.
When we asked you, you said you had a cold.
Yes.
Do you have a cold?
I do.
Have you seen it before?
I've seen my hands coming out of my car.
What do you mean your hands are coming out of your car?
From your driver's seat?
It happens a lot.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
Please.
What is it?
Just go in!
It hasn't even started, so don't go in.
Before they sing karaoke,
they'll pay for their tickets.
Let's get excited!
So, in order to frighten the members, we've prepared a prank like this.
Okay, Sensei, please.
First of all, I'd like to talk about the precautions here.
This is Mr. Levi, isn't he?
By the way, Mr. Levi is Mr. Omura, the actor.
He usually plays the role of a youkai on stage.
Wow, but you're good at it.
It has an atmosphere.
It has an atmosphere, doesn't it?
Please speak loudly right away.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Hey, Imaizumi!
She's holding up, isn't she?
Imaizumi, are you holding up?
She's probably holding up.
Meanwhile, there's an order from Date to Mr. Levi.
Could you frighten Imaizumi for me?
Imaizumi.
One step forward.
You.
What's wrong with you?
Do you feel anything wrong with your body?
I feel sorry for you!
Please stand up.
I feel sorry for you!
It's okay.
You have a shiitake mushroom spirit.
You.
You have a shiitake mushroom spirit.
It's okay.
You have a shiitake mushroom spirit.
She's not laughing at all.
She's laughing.
Do your best and stand up.
A few people are laughing.
You have to stand up here.
A few people are laughing.
You'll have it with you for the rest of your life.
It's okay.
Look at my hand.
What's with the shiitake mushroom spirit?
I'll get rid of it in an instant.
Here I go.
Look at me.
How is it?
I'm fine.
Please have a white paper.
Everyone but Imaizumi is laughing.
Please be nervous.
How is it, everyone?
Imaizumi, please laugh.
Lastly, please say "haha" loudly.
I hope you like it.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of it.
And next week...
The scary karaoke plan begins!
Next time...
The summer horror karaoke grand prix begins!
Imaizumi is in a big pinch. What's going to happen?
Go!
Are you like me?