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"TRAFFIC DRAMA BATTLE" D-1 GRAND PRIX!
Yeah!
First of all, we will use this board.
What is it?
I'm curious about it.
It's a legend.
It's called "Sakamoto Ryoma".
"Sakamoto Ryoma"?
"One next to another"?
"Shikaki" and "Seikin" are also YouTubers.
What does it mean?
"One-fourth of them are low-key".
What does it mean?
It's not "half-half"?
"Half-half"?
It's difficult.
So, we will have a "TRAFFIC DRAMA BATTLE" by two teams.
First of all, we will announce our team name.
We are...
"GO! TAMIGO DREAM CINEMA"
It took you so long to decide it.
It's a common theme.
Next, our team name is...
We are...
One, two...
"GO! NICO"
You were in sync.
Marin, did you overdo it?
I overdid it a little, didn't I?
Hi, I'm Mihane Ishii.
Recently, I've been posting photos of me with my phone on the back of my phone.
When I showed it to Marin-san, she was very attracted to it.
I'm so happy!
So, today, I'm going to cheer up and do it cheerfully!
Let me explain the rules.
The theme of the play is "freedom", but...
The lost roles in the play will be taken away from this list with a slightly different draft.
Each time each team calls for a lost role, we play rock-paper-scissors and...
...if you win, you get the role you wanted.
However, if you lose, you will be chosen for your opponent's role.
In the end, the team that shows off the drama with a decided lost role and...
...makes the story come to life better is the winning team!
Now, let's decide on our lost roles!
"People who only tell useless lies", and your team is...
"Gods"!
Nice!
Yeah, "gods" is nice.
Since Runo-chan said she wanted to play this role, I'd like to play this role.
So you had something you wanted to do in this role!
Yusuke-san, why don't we all play "human game" together?
Sounds like fun!
If we include "useless liars" in our team, we'll be "gods" in total.
We'll choose "gods" with an easy mindset!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"Gods" depend on what kind of stories we tell...
I don't know!
"Gods"!
Oh, you're right!
Now that we've finished choosing our roles,
each representative will play rock-paper-scissors.
- I'm 7 years old! - I'm 7 years old!
- I'm 7 years old! - I'm cute!
- I'm cute! - I'm small!
- I'm small! - I'm small!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Yeah!
The girl's smile team won, so you can freely decide the role of the opponent team.
- That's right. - Thank you. - What did you choose?
I can't help it! Someone who can handle it!
- What should I do? - No, no, no!
Now, let's move on to second place!
One, two, ta-da!
- I like it! - I like it!
- I really want it! - I absolutely want it!
It's "genius chimpanzee"!
- It's a combination of "god" and "chimpanzee", right? - It's a mysterious combination!
It's not called "genius chimpanzee", but it's a power given by God.
It's really good! It's really good!
Rock-paper-scissors!
This way, for example.
Cuter! Cuter! Please do it cuter!
I can't hear you at all!
Not even a millimeter!
You did your best!
We've been rolling for a while now, so we'd like to change our characters once in a while.
Then we'll come up with something new.
Goniko is a talkative ninja. What's the reason?
It's hard to say the reason, but...
At the last minute...
At the last minute?
Then...
Ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja...
Like "let's go to the ninja!"
I don't know.
With a little excitement...
I think momentum is important.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I did it!
I've been wondering about it for a year.
This is for you as a musical actor.
Thank you very much.
Yagi asked me to do it.
I'm going to destroy it.
Thank you very much.
I'm a musical time thief.
Oh, I see.
Yagi is a good actor.
Will Yagi's strategy work?
Next is the announcement of the 4th place.
One, two, ta-da!
Oh, she's back.
Genius chimpanzees can be in musicals, too.
A musical of a parade.
Of chimpanzees?
No, no.
"Merry Cool Halloween."
Isn't it great?
It's great!
There was a god.
But we should've had one.
Oh, we had one.
A god's character.
A role that pushes you is...
I can't do anything.
Do you want Elma-chan?
You're kidding, right?
I feel bad for you, so...
I'll explain about this star mark.
The team which chose the star mark can freely create the roles they want.
However, if you lose in rock-paper-scissors, you'll be forced to create roles created by the winning team.
There are stars, too.
A star can be any role, right?
And you can get weird roles over there, too.
What should I do?
The one you chose earlier?
Can I choose a different one?
I think you should choose a different one.
It's about time.
What do you want?
Let me line you up.
I got it!
A rival.
We need a rival.
But...
We don't have enough time to go to Ketsu, do we?
That's right.
We need another chimpanzee.
Is it a team?
Is it a rival?
Or...
The worst chimpanzee.
But I have an idea.
I think I can be the worst chimpanzee.
Let me announce the results.
One, two...
A chimpanzee?
A chimpanzee with a star?
You want a rival?
I want a rival.
A genius chimpanzee's chimpanzee.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
OK.
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Go ahead.
Rock-paper-scissors.
So, Black Hair Long Cinemas can force the role they like to Gonico.
On the contrary, Tsubaki, Fanzawa, Naoki.
It's difficult.
One fifth, one fifth, one sixth.
One eleventh.
I like Mogura.
On the contrary, Sixth Fanzawa, Naoki, Mogura.
Huh?
I don't like Mogura.
Mogura, Mogura.
Wow, it's strong.
Is it OK like this?
Is it really OK like this?
I don't think it's good like this.
But, does it mean we can choose from here?
That coin seems to be interesting.
That's right, that's right.
So, I...
Yes.
That's right.
In order not to make it interesting...
That's right, it's not interesting.
Let me choose.
Is it OK?
No, it's not interesting.
No, it's interesting, it's interesting, it's interesting.
Here is the role I will give you.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
Huh?
Falling in love?
Falling in love.
No human...
How did you come up with it?
Falling in love?
I was thinking of doing it like this.
Falling in love?
It's really good.
It's a little funny.
I was talking about it, but...
It's funny, it's funny, it's true.
There is a chimpanzee, and it's a land animal.
So, I wanted to make it like a sea.
Oh, you wanted to make it like a sea and a land.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
I wanted to make you confused.
I wanted to make the story messy, too.
That's amazing.
"Black Hair Long Cinema" consists of six people, so you will be assigned the last sixth place.
The role of “Hope” is “Dreser”?
One, two...
Ta-dah!
It's out!
Write it back cleanly!
I'm serious!
I can show! I can show!
Black hair, long hair, cinemas, unfortunately lesser, lesser!
The role that will be forced is...
The role I came up with is my best friend's girlfriend's twin!
Thank you very much!
She made a good story with the role I came up with!
The god...
The god is the axis, right?
Yes, it is.
The god can't be a beetle.
Ah, I see.
It can't be anything.
It can only give you strength.
I see.
Okay!
First of all, I thought it would be better to decide on a story.
At first, I thought it would be interesting if we all did it for one night as human beings.
But we couldn't get anything we wanted more than we expected.
That's right!
There is a way to reincarnate in another world, right?
If we look for that and go to another world, it would be like this.
It would be like a human game.
So, human game can be an axis, right?
Yes, it is an axis.
It is very difficult to come up with a story.
Because we are in the sea...
Human...
It is very good!
I want to see it in another country.
It is wonderful.
Ah, isn't it good?
Since you want to see dancing, isn't it good for musicals?
That's right!
It is very good!
Today, we would like to reincarnate in another world.
It is like a human game that starts with a project.
It is like a human game that is skipped and becomes a human game.
It is very good!
Eh?
Then, I think it would be more interesting if we do it in the same order.
It would be better if we do it in the same order as our seniors are doing it.
Eh?
Do you know Seiken?
Somehow...
Ah, then, it's okay!
Eh? What do you think?
We have to sing Seiken TV's song.
That's right!
Let's do it like a flash mob.
Ah, that's right!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Ah, that's right!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
I think it would be better for us to do it one by one.
Let's do it one by one.
Eh? Wait a minute.
It's already the first one.
It's fast!
Where did you freeze?
And then, in the end, if we sing it together, it would feel like it's over.
Let's make that song!
We like that song, too!
That song...
The chairs are like this...
That's right!
And they're gathered like this...
666.
Is this correct?
No, it's not.
We have to think about the direction of the camera.
I think this will be the camera.
I like the chair.
I know, I know.
She is here.
She was here.
She came here and said "Jinro is going to start."
It's better if we proceed without a mystery.
Is there one Jinro in this?
Yes, there is.
So we will start from there?
Let me turn it off.
You are in the way.
You two are funny.
I want to show you this as a play.
"We are stars"
"You are stars"
"We are stars"
"You are stars"
"We are stars"
"Don't hang out here. Let's find Jinro."
It's better if you two say it.
What about you, Naoki Hanzo?
Is there such a line?
I don't know.
I'm not Naoki Hanzo.
But, but, but, but...
However, when Hanzo Naoki says it, it's pretty common sense.
That's fantastic!
It's very different!
Oh my gosh!
I'm so thrilled!
I feel like I'm seeing a sign.
It's so cool!
I feel like I'm in a solo concert.
Wow!
My..
This is my stage.
Decide that you want to play against Hanzo Naoki and each other.
And then compete to see who stands out the most!
Yeah!
Strategy meeting over!
What kind of works have been completed?
First of all,
Black Hair Long Cinemas' live-streaming drama.
Here you go.
Wait, wait.
♪ Seikin Music ♪
♪ Seikin TV ♪
♪ Boom Boom Hello YouTube ♪
Hello, I'm Seikin.
Today,
Actually,
I heard about
how to reincarnate into another world.
What is it like?
You press the elevator button like this,
and you go into another world.
That's how you do it.
I'd like to try it.
I'll make my own elevator.
Seikin, you're amazing.
Here we go.
Huh? Did I get it wrong?
- Maybe I came to a different world. - Wow!
- Who is it? - It's been a while.
- Why are you here? - I don't know why, but...
- I came here because I wanted to go to a different world.
- By the way, make me the pasta you made for me last time.
- Really? Make it delicious. - I'll make it for you.
- You played Daifugo last time, didn't you?
- You were so mad that you became Daifumi, weren't you? - I'm really mad.
- I'm really mad. - I remember it very well.
- Just sit down!
- Maybe there is a human being in here.
- If you don't find it, you'll be killed tonight.
- Is it a human game? I like human games very much.
- Do you know it?
- A human being found... - I don't know.
- Wait a minute. - I don't know.
- Who is it?
- It's better for you to introduce yourself first.
- Then I'll do it. - Then I'll do it.
- It's called "seikin". Do you know it?
- It's very famous. - I'm a YouTuber.
- Wow! You have a lot of subscribers.
- It looks like you have a lot of subscribers.
- It has 4.54 million subscribers.
- By the way, "seikin" games has 1.43 million subscribers.
- That's amazing. - I saw it earlier.
- Since you're not a human being, let's move on to the next person.
- Then I'll do it. I'm just an ordinary person.
- I like human beings very much, so I think you can help me.
- I'm not an ordinary person. The pasta is really good.
- Please stop it. Let's move on to the next person.
- Then I'll do it.
- Who is it? - It's "sakamoto ryoma".
- He is a historical figure. - That's amazing.
- Japanese "Yuwakezeo". - That's amazing.
- The word "go" is funny. - I took "satsumahan" and "choushuhan" and "budoumei" to Kumase.
- You can't say it yet. - Next, I am...
- I am "one-fourth" Naoki Zawa. - Can I say it one more time?
- I am "one-fourth" Naoki Zawa.
- That's a rare name. - I've heard of it before.
- I am "one-fourth" Naoki Zawa.
- And... "three-fourth" Naoki Zawa.
- I am "two-fourth" Naoki Zawa.
- I am "one-fourth" Naoki Zawa.
- You are sexy. - You are sexy.
- If you believe in my intuition, good things may happen.
- That's a mystery. - Next, and last.
- I don't remember anything. - What?
- I don't know that I came here or that I am here now.
- I don't know anyone. - That's suspicious.
- That's suspicious. - I don't remember anything.
- Maybe I'm here. - It must be a werewolf.
- Wait, wait. It's not right for everyone to blame only us women.
- That's not right. - I don't remember anything.
- Let's not find werewolfs. - That's right.
- We're both werewolf and human. - That's wrong.
- So you're both werewolf? - No, we're not.
- You'd better be careful. - I saw it.
- What did you see? - You two.
What is it?
I'm curious. I'm curious.
It looks like it's very important.
I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious.
But you can't say it so easily.
I can't say it.
I see.
Then it's not.
But it's still suspicious, isn't it?
But I don't know. I don't know if I'm a citizen or a human being.
That means you're a human being.
No, it's not like that. It's not like that.
By the way, does this really die?
It looks like it. Tonight at seven o'clock.
Seven o'clock. Seven o'clock.
Oh, no. Three minutes left.
On the contrary, I think one-fourth of this is suspicious.
Why?
I'm telling you my intuition, too.
Oh, that's right.
Anyway, before you die, won't you do it alone?
That's right.
I can't open it.
I have to hold one finger.
Let's point fingers.
But it's best for a woman who has no memory.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think it's suspicious.
I'll protect you.
Thank you very much.
No, I think it's one-fourth of Naoki Zawa.
Because it's one-fourth.
Because it's one-fourth?
The Naoki I know isn't like that.
What is the Naoki I know?
It's a fake.
In the world we came from, it was called Naoki Hanzawa.
One-fourth is a fake.
It's a long one.
For now...
Well, well, let's vote.
How do we vote for this?
With our fingers?
With our fingers.
With all our strength...
With all our strength, we'll vote.
Have you decided?
I've decided.
Then we'll go with "ready, set..."
Ready, set...
Oh, it went well.
It went well.
Let's go.
It's coming!
Oh, no!
With all our strength...
It's one-fourth of my strength!
One-fourth of your strength is amazing!
What would you do if you used up all of it?
Amazing!
Next up is a live-action drama by Gonico. Here you go!
I am God's Kamihane.
Ah, I'm bored again today.
I'll cast a spell on that whale so it can fly from now on.
Pon!
I'll make that monkey bigger.
Pon!
I'll make that raccoon sing a song.
Pon!
What song is it?
It sounds like "Mermaid".
I'll make that chimpanzee do anything.
I'll make it a genius.
Pon!
Uki! Uki! Uki! Uki!
Uki! Uki!
Huh?
You're good at it!
I'm telling you you can do it by yourself!
Stop it!
Don't follow me!
You want to be a professional, don't you?
I'm telling you you can do it!
Mom, I'm really worried about you!
Don't follow me!
You can do it better!
I can do it!
Look, look at me!
Look at me!
You can do it!
You have to be a cooler musical actor!
You can do it!
I can't help it!
Let's practice at the sea where there are no people!
I'm going!
I'm telling you you can do it!
Come on!
Try practicing!
You can practice, right?
I can't do it at all!
What a beautiful movement!
Well, I got the ability of singing and dancing from God.
So, I'm having a lot of fun.
It's true, Uki!
Uki! Uki! Uki!
It's so cool!
Would you like to practice with me?
May I?
Of course you may!
Come on, stand up!
Uki! Uki! Uki!
Uki! Uki!
Uki! Uki! Uki! Uki!
You're right, you're good at singing.
I can sing, too!
Well, it can't be helped. Would you like to do it with me?
Thank you!
I'm happy, mom!
I brought new friends, too!
I'm happy!
I'm Rakko!
I'm...
Ukki Mao!
I'm Marina Fukudan, and I'm active as a musical actress.
All three of you!
I've already set up a stage for you.
What? A stage?
I-is that so?
When is it?
Very soon! Very soon!
So, all three of you!ces practice quickly and come with me!
Okay!
Okay, okay, okay!
IHHH!
"Every Song 2025"!
Coming soon!
We are stars!
「you are star」
「we are star」
So cool!
Today's hot spring is over. Finally, we will announce the results.
Anyway, it's fun and I want to sing more and more.
The title is "Everybody's star".
Everyone is a star.
Mom and God are together.
That's why I want to hear it.
"Everybody's star" was supposed to be said,
but for some reason Miha said "Everybody's star".
It's totally different from what I expected.
There was a sudden happening.
I was a little confused.
But you got a smile there.
It was fun.
The song was good.
Unfortunately, we lost.
How was it?
I thought it would be fun if we did it for about an hour.
I think we would have won if we did it for an hour.
We are serious.
Wait a minute.
Our team did it for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
The development of the story didn't go well.
I think it would have been better if we did it at a faster pace.
You are a professional.
That's true.
It was fun because everyone came out.
Suddenly.
That's all for "Draft Drama Battle D-1 Grand Prix".
Bye-bye!
"The pattern of the night" broadcast continuously!
Ah! I want that one!
Yes!
Please watch this 11 people's compilation!
Yes! Thank you for waiting!