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Alright, it's started! Let's go, Tsubaki Factory!
For this recording, Ninuma-san is taking a break due to her health problems.
This time, I'm going to do a project I really want to do.
That is, serious hypnosis!
It's been hot lately, hasn't it?
It's hot.
What did you eat?
Noodles.
That's nice. I'm also cooling down.
By the way, isn't this our first narration together?
Yeah, it's our first time.
To be honest, I feel like we're on the wrong schedule.
Me too!
It's our first! Let's have fun!
This time, we'll do it like this!
Yay!
In the planning meeting to decide what to do for Season 4...
Yes!
...everyone will receive hypnosis.
Yay!
What do you mean "serious"?
Serious! Serious hypnosis!
Serious hypnosis is important!
Serious, right?
Serious hypnosis that everyone wanted to do will be decided!
It's okay if it's just a guess, but...
Is there anyone who seems like they'll get hypnotized easily or hard to get hypnotized?
From past memories, I think it's Mofi.
Mofi seems like she'll get hypnotized easily.
PURE?
PURE. YUMI seems like she'll get hypnotized easily too, right?
But, I tend to believe a lot of things.
Yeah, that's true.
I think I'll get hypnotized if I believe in Santa Claus.
That's true!
If you believe in Santa Claus, you'll get hypnotized.
But, what about me?
I don't know!
You're alone, right?
This time, we'll call a teacher who will hypnotize everyone!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a hypnotic coach, Hazuki-san!
Nice to meet you!
Teacher, what is hypnosis in the first place?
Yes! As long as you have a brain, you are hypnotized every day!
What!?
Every day!?
Every day!
You are hypnotized every day, so you are not in a particularly unusual state!
That's right!
When you wake up, you feel like you're in a daze.
You may fall asleep again and again.
You may not be sleeping or awake.
Or you may be concentrating on reading a book.
You may not be able to hear the sounds around you.
That's also a state of hypnosis!
Wow!
So, even if you call me "Ami-chan", no one will notice you, right?
No one will notice you, right?
You've been hypnotized all along, haven't you?
That's what it's like!
Ami-chan seems to be hypnotized easily!
You can't hear me, can you?
It's always like that!
You have to get rid of your microphone!
Get rid of it!
Get rid of it first!
In fact, this time, in order for everyone to be hypnotized easily,
we have you hypnotize in advance!
How did you like it?
Maybe it's because of that...
I'm a little fluttery now...
Are you?
Do you feel a little sleepy?
I feel like my body gravity is going down.
I totally understand you!
Was there anyone who didn't seem to understand you?
You!
What?
You!
Me?
I could have done it all!
First of all, we will hypnotize you so that you can't move your hands!
Then, please put out your right hand like this!
And then, please grip it tightly so that you don't wrap your nails in it!
And then, please cover it with your thumb!
And then, please grip your right wrist tightly with your left hand!
And then, please bring it in front of your face!
And then, please imagine!
Please imagine that there is a dry adhesive in your hand!
There is a sticky adhesive in your hand!
Please grip it as tightly as you can!
Sticky, sticky, sticky!
It will come out between your nails and your fingers!
Please grip it as tightly as you can!
After you grip it as tightly as you can...
After you've done it all, look only at your thumb!
Look only at your thumb!
If you look only at it, the adhesive will get drier and drier!
It will get drier and drier!
And then, your hands will get really hard!
They will get really hard!
They will get harder and harder!
If you count to three, your hands will completely stick together and you won't be able to open them!
One, two, three!
They won't open anymore!
You tried to open them and they got stuck together, right?
Those of you who got stuck together, please have fun!
Those of you who got stuck together, now your left hand will stick to your right wrist!
If you count to three, your left hand will stick to your right wrist!
One, two, three!
You won't be able to move your right or left hands anymore!
Those of you who can't move your hands...
Okay, raise your hands!
Raise your hands as they are!
Those of you who got stuck together, now raise your hands!
Why are you doing that? It's not a bad thing!
Right?
Those of you who got stuck together...
Oh, there are some of you who got stuck together!
Your hands are turning red!
- I can't move! - My hands are too hard!
Oh...
- My blood is stopping! - Ouch!
Oh, my blood stopped!
I have to move fast!
If you count to three, you can move them like you always do!
One, two, three!
Okay!
- I'll move it for you! - Wait!
- Huh? It's not moving. - I can't take it off.
- You can't? - It's stuck here!
- I can't take it off! - You can't?
You can't?
- One, two, three! - Oh, no!
- Oh, thank goodness! - Oh, no!
- One, two, three! - Oh, no!
- Not yet!
- Oh, thank goodness! - Thank you very much!
- One, two, three! - Oh, no!
- Oh, thank goodness! - Oh, no!
- I'm exhausted! - But you're tired, right?
- I'm exhausted! - Oh, thank goodness!
- I can't take it off! - Thank goodness!
- Oh, no! - I can't?
- I can't take it off a little bit. - A little bit?
- It's a little difficult. - A little?
- It's a little! - I can tell by myself!
- I can tell you can't see the shadows!
- I can tell where you're pressing. - I can tell!
- I can't see where you're pressing! - I can't see where you're pressing!
- You can't tell, right? - My blood keeps stopping...
- I really think you have great hypnosis.
Next, hypnosis that controls your movement!
Next, we'll do hypnosis where you can't stop moving your arms!
- Sounds fun! - The ones who'll receive hypnosis like this are...
- Ohyohoyori-no-chan... - Yagishiyori-chan...
- Yamagishi-san!
[ aan-sanמן asks them to dance]
It depends on the environment, if they dance or not,
but will it spark in everyone?!
Here we go!
Please do it all you can!
Round and round and round and round!
Well you won't know how to stop it!
You won't know!
If you get caught, you won't know anymore!
One, two, three!
You'll never stop, you won't!
Stop if you try to! You'll never stop!
You'll never stop! You'll never stop! You'll never stop!
You'll never know! No idea! How to stop it!
"What's that, Moa?" "You won't stop."
Amazing.
You don't know which way you're turning it, and you turn it the wrong way.
That's true.
You'll never stop! You'll never stop! Turning and turning!
No stop! No stop! You'll never stop! You'll never... Don't know how you do it...
See, it got stuck again!
- It fell off. - What kind of game is that?
I'm having fun.
I thought it would stop.
If you do it one more time, you can stop it, right?
Yes, you're right.
Spin it!
Faster!
It doesn't stop!
Do you have your own way of stopping it?
Wow!
You can concentrate.
Thank you.
You know how to stop it.
It seems like Luna is good at hypnotizing.
Next,
I'm going to hypnotize you
with wasabi.
Wow!
Next is hypnosis with your senses.
You can hypnotize me with wasabi.
The person who will be hypnotized this time is...
Ono-san, Akiyama-san, and Kishimoto-san!
Wow!
What?
You made me cry!
Wow!
Thank you, Azuki-san.
Thank you.
In order to make it easier for you to be hypnotized,
Wasabi will become sweeter?
You will be hypnotized in a very comfortable hypnotic state.
My head is white and only my voice is comfortable.
When you wake up next, you can eat wasabi very deliciously.
Because today's wasabi tastes like matcha ice cream.
You can eat sweet and delicious wasabi like matcha ice cream.
Then let's wake up.
One, two, three.
Yes, wake up.
Yes.
Wow, I'm sorry.
Yes.
It's matcha ice cream.
Because it's matcha ice cream.
It's delicious.
It's matcha ice cream.
Certainly, you may get this soup you bought at the supermarket.
Then let's eat.
It's delicious.
Two, two, three.
Here you are, it's delicious and sweet.
Sweet.
It's delicious and sweet.
You can eat it like this.
Two, two, three.
Here you are, it's delicious and sweet.
I usually don't eat wasabi.
Why?
Because I don't put wasabi in sushi.
Isn't it delicious?
I care about it.
You don't eat wasabi, do you?
I don't eat it at all.
But if you count three wasabi, you can eat spicy food again.
One more.
Here you are, it's spicy.
Did you swallow it?
Yes, I swallowed it.
It's in my mouth, but...
It's spicy.
After eating it, I feel like it's spicy.
Do you feel like it's spicy?
I...
Are you okay now?
I feel like it's spicy.
You feel like it's spicy?
It's spicy twice.
Oh, no.
I ate it.
If you count three wasabi, you can eat all of it.
All of it?
One, two, three.
I'm running out of it.
I have only one, but I can't eat it all.
One, two, three.
I ate it all.
I don't think you have it.
I don't have it.
I'm sorry.
I really don't have it now.
You two had a lot of wasabi.
But I don't like the discomfort of the cafeteria.
I don't have it anymore.
The discomfort of the cafeteria.
If you count three, you can completely get rid of the discomfort.
One, two, three.
I ate it all.
Why?
Really?
Great!
I can eat wasabi.
You can eat it.
When I eat wasabi in a sushi restaurant, I get teary-eyed.
I didn't get teary-eyed.
And I felt it sweet and swallowed it.
I'm really grateful for it.
Great!
I'm sorry.
I didn't get teary-eyed.
It was like when you put too much wasabi in a squid.
Hypnosis that makes you overcome your weakness is terrible.
And after this, that person will be in trouble.
Next, I'd like you to hypnotize me so that I can't stop laughing.
Okay.
The person who will be hypnotized is...
Danimoto-san, Yumi, and Onoda-san.
Next, we'll hypnotize you so that you can't stop laughing.
The three of you will be hypnotized again.
I feel comfortable.
All my strength is going away from my head to my toes.
When I woke up the next day, I saw Fukuda-san raising his right hand.
It was very interesting.
The more I raised my right hand, the more interesting it became.
Even if I had already imagined it, it was very interesting for me to see Fukuda-san raising his right hand.
The more I raised my right hand, the more interesting it became for me.
The higher I raised my right hand, the more funny it became for me.
Let's wake up.
One, two, three.
Wake up.
I will raise my hand a little.
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Try flying.
Look at that.
It's funny, isn't it?
Raise your hand.
Oh, no.
I lost everything I had just now.
One, two, three.
It's not funny anymore.
Look at me.
I can't do it anymore.
Why are you leaning against me?
I'm leaning against you.
She's crying.
She's laughing at this scene.
I'm crying.
It's funny when Marin-chan comes up,
but it's even more funny when I look at the reactions around me.
I don't know if I'm leaning against you or not.
How do you like it, everyone?
It's funny.
Hazuki-san, is it only her who laughs when she sees Marin-chan?
It's not only her.
It's like she's hypnotized herself.
She hypnotized herself.
She's a professional.
She's talented.
Onoda-san, is it hard for you to talk?
It's hard for me to talk.
I don't have enough concentration.
When I said "sensei",
Hazuki-san, you had your eyes wide open.
And you said "sensei".
It's funny.
I want you to rewind it.
You did it like this.
I'm sorry.
It's hard for me.
You don't have enough concentration.
I want you to open your eyes wide.
I'm spaced out now.
I can't say anything.
I can't hear you.
She's hypnotized.
That's amazing.
Everyone, please go back.
That's amazing.
Next is hallucination.
I want you to hypnotize yourself
so that you can see black water.
Next is hallucination of black water.
This is the easiest hypnotization.
I will try it.
Let's get started, Hazuki-san.
Have a seat, please.
I concentrate a lot.
I think I used my brain a lot.
Next, when you wake up,
I will ask you what color is the water in this plastic bottle.
Next, when you wake up, you will answer it is black.
It is black for you.
Now, let's wake up.
One, two, three.
Wake up!
What color is the liquid in this bottle?
Black.
What kind of black is it?
It looks grayish.
Grayish? Hold it for a second.
If you shake it, it will get darker and darker.
How is it?
Grayish.
Grayish? What kind of gray is it?
It looks like black.
Grayish.
If you count three, you will go back to your usual color.
One, two, three.
What color is it?
It is transparent.
What?
Wow!
You guessed it right. Congratulations!
Wow!
Can you see the other side of the bottle?
Is it transparent gray?
No.
Is it like water diluted with a lot of water?
Water diluted with a lot of water?
I couldn't understand it.
I thought it was the best, but I was thinking about it all the time.
I thought so, too.
Is it like that?
Yes, it is like that.
My hands started shaking a little.
I was surprised.
Were you surprised too much?
Even though you are a human being.
I am motivated.
Are you okay?
Motivation of nervousness.
When you are nervous, your heartbeat gets faster.
Yes.
Amazing.
Your sense of sense is amazing.
Everyone is really hypnotized.
I can't believe it.
This time, I will hypnotize someone or animals.
I will be hypnotized.
I will do my best.
Please have a seat.
I don't have concentration.
I quit reading books at first page.
Amazing.
But you were hypnotized by things.
Yes.
Can you do something funny?
Yes.
From now on, we will hypnotize you to be happy.
I want to be happy.
Happy?
I want to be happy.
Finally, we will hypnotize you to be happy.
What will happen?
I want to be happy. I really want to be happy.
If you want to be happy, please fly me.
I want to fly you. I really want to be happy.
Let me be happy.
Let's be serious.
Let's concentrate.
Let's look in front of us.
Let's look in the mirror.
Let's not look at each other.
Let's concentrate only on me and you.
First of all, I will hypnotize you to be happy.
Fluffy.
Your right hand goes up and up, lightly and lightly.
That's right. It gets lighter and lighter.
It gets lighter and lighter and higher.
Lighter, lighter.
Go up, up.
Go higher, higher.
Go up, up.
Go higher, higher.
Like cotton, like wings.
When the wind blows from below,
you will fly up.
Go higher, higher.
The balloon will lift your right hand up.
From head to toe, all forces are released and you feel very good.
You feel very comfortable and you just relax.
From head to toe, all forces are released and you feel very comfortable.
You feel very comfortable.
Now, when you wake up next, you will interact with everyone as "Funassyi".
I'm sorry.
It's melted.
You need to be okay with hypnosis.
But you knew you were hypnotized.
You were hypnotized.
I wanted to be Funassyi!
It was embarrassing.
Did you feel relaxed or hypnotized?
Yes, I did.
Did you focus?
Yes, I did.
Because you raised your arms.
Yes, I did.
I don't remember it.
Wow!
You were a deep hypnotized person.
I've never seen you like that.
I was out of my mind.
You were hypnotized in a strange way.
Focus on your body.
One, two, three.
Like this.
Move your arms.
No?
No, no.
It took me a long time to think about anything.
I was wondering if I was hypnotized.
You were.
I was hypnotized.
That's great.
That's it for all hypnotic techniques.
By the way, this is how easy it is for the members to be hypnotized.
It's my first time seeing everyone hypnotized like this.
I want to try real hypnotic techniques, too!
Let's do it!
How did you like our real hypnotic techniques?
Your voice was so comfortable.
I know!
It was so natural.
Yeah.
You can't stand spicy food, even if you try.
But you were able to change it with your own consciousness.
It was amazing.
I want to try super spicy food.
Yeah, that might work.
When I was hypnotized, I was told that if I did it before a live show,
it would make it easier for me to stay focused during a live show.
When I heard that, I thought, "Oh, I can do hypnotic techniques myself and stay focused during a live show."
So, I want to practice self-hypnosis before I go to bed.
It'd be nice if you could do it during a live show.
Yeah.
I don't have much concentration.
Oh, really?
That's why I don't study much.
I want to be able to increase my concentration by myself.
I'm still spaced out.
What?
Yumi is the most focused.
Let's do it properly.
I'm so nervous!
Look at me.
When I count to three, you'll feel refreshed.
One, two, three!
- Did you melt? - Did you wake up?
- I'm fine. - You scared me!
- Simple surprise!
- Surprise! - We were so close!
Right? It's scary.
- But you know... - We were so close.
My hands were always sleepy and warm.
- But now they're starting to get cold. - Wow!
- But your eyes changed. - Yeah, they changed.
- They changed. - Wow!
Even when we were counting, it was so funny.
I don't know. What am I saying?
- You're right, you're spaced out. - You're spaced out.
- Teacher, wake her up! - When you count to three, you'll feel refreshed.
One, two, three!
- You scared me! - Did you wake up?
- Simple surprise! - Surprise!
If I have the chance to get hypnosis next time, I want to be more energetic.
- I want to be more energetic. - I wanted it.
- I wanted to see you energetic. - I did.
- You two were talking in a dark room. - You're right.
- But you were energetic. - I'm scared.
- You're right. - You're scary.
I didn't know what to do.
From now on, we'll show you the goods we want to make for August's "Shakunetsu Live" show.
- Let's start with Runo. - OK.
- Ta-da! - What do you think?
These are the goods Runo came up with.
- Sunglasses? - These sunglasses...
- Sunglasses? - These regular...
- Sunglasses? - Sunglasses?
- The one you arrange. - Yeah.
- And Watame's... - Cute.
- Like a bag. - Yeah.
- Watame's bag! - Cute!
Here is Marin's anniversary gift!
I wanted to do a Marin's art production.
Yes.
I thought it would be fun to mix water with kappa.
- That's right! - That's right!
I also put in a kiss as a festival.
- Good! - I like it!
Here is Yumi and Maupin's gift!
This year, I want to do something like eating out.
I want to eat soft serve ice cream or yakisoba.
I want to do something weird with Gacha-gacha.
I want to make it luxurious.
- Luxurious? - What?
For example, I want to go to a school.
That's scary!
- But it has to be expensive. - I want to do it!
- How much is it? - It's 5,000 yen.
- Once, it's 5,000 yen. - That's expensive!
You're not a YouTuber, are you?
Next, Ono and Onoda's gifts.
A random sticker. I want one, too.
That's nice.
It said "water gun,"
- so I thought it would be nice to have a kappa. - Kappa.
- That's great! - Isn't it great?
- I like that idea! - I want to do it!
- I think we'll like it. - Yes, just one song.
- Can we do a water gun fanchant? - Yes!
- That's nice! - I want to do it!
How about we do it after the encore?
- That was our suggestion. - That's nice!
- We should definitely make towels, too. - That's true!
- We have towels! - That's nice!
This is what Ami-chan came up with.
And this is what Yume-chan came up with.
I don't like this kind of hot goods.
- Oh, you don't like it? - It's written in black and white.
It has all the titles we've written so far.
- I don't like it! - She laughed.
Ami-chan laughed for us!
I'm sorry for making fun of you, but I want a normal T-shirt.
- I want a normal T-shirt. - I know.
And this is what Ninuma-san and Yamagishi-san came up with.
Ear fans. I came up with that, too.
From the front of the name, it's a towel.
My name and last name are all blue!
Towel.
I'm happy with any of these, but I wanted normal goods, too.
- That's what she had in mind. - Yes, yes, yes.
- The one from Berries Workshop. - It's easy to understand, isn't it?
- And it's like a festival. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's like a festival. - Yes, yes, yes.
And a goldfish sheet.
We'll design the sheet you'll put in the goldfish.
- That's nice. - The heat-resistant version.
There's a lot of them. I can't choose all of them.
- What about last year? - Body...
- Body paint seal. - Paint seal.
- That was pretty good, wasn't it? - I want a body paint seal.
- We can make a logo, too. - That's true.
- A heat-resistant logo. - Then we can use it all.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I wonder if we can make one like this come true.
What kind of goods will they be?
Everyone, please come and enjoy "Shakunetsu Live"!
Please come and enjoy!
Tsubaki Factory's regular program, "Let's go, Tsubaki Factory"!
All eleven of us will do our best for thirty minutes!
If you watch this program, you will like Tsubaki Factory even more!
Yumi-chan is doing it!
She's got a lot of fire and she's got a lot of momentum, right?
Yeah!
In the next broadcast, we will create collaborative goods for "Shakunetsu Live" in summer!
What can we do?
Look forward to it!