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One, two... Let's go! SMILE FACTORY!
Good evening! I'm Yagi Shiori!
This time, we'll show you a lot of scenes from our first recording!
Here's our first project!
Cinderella vs. Momotaro! An improvised musical battle!
Improvised, huh?
From now on, we'll split up into Cinderella and Momotaro teams and have an improvised musical battle!
We'll proceed with the story according to the synopsis on the screen behind each team!
However! Sometimes, we'll suddenly get a musical order with a countdown!
If you've received the order and your countdown is zero, please sing like in a musical and enrich the story!
Lastly, we'll have the audience decide which musical was better!
Here's the synopsis for each team!
Momotaro team's grandfathers and grandmothers only appear in the beginning, so we'll have them play the role of demons!
Here's the synopsis that was decided before the actual recording!
I played the role of Momotaro! I'm nervous, but I'll do my best!
First up is Cinderella team's improvised musical! Here it is!
Scary! Scary! Scary! It's violent!
It's gone! Clean it up!
Huh? There's dust on it...
I'm sorry!
Why can't you clean it up?
Punch! Punch! Punch!
It's violent!
Punch! Punch! Punch!
It's sweet! It's sweet!
Punch! Punch! Punch!
Use your strength!
Be gentle!
Punch! Punch! Punch!
Be gentle!
It's here! It's here!
Go shopping!
I can't believe it!
I am Giba!
I have this city...
I have wisdom...
I have everything I need!
And...
Our cute little girl!
Why does she have such lovely hair?
Praise me, too!
You look great today, too, Twintail!
Compared to that...
That Cinderella is...
I can't believe it!
It's dirty!
I'm sorry!
It's dirty!
It's dirty, isn't it?
You don't even wear clothes, do you?
It's dirty!
It's the same color, but it's different, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's a little dirty, isn't it?
It's terrible!
What is it?
It's terrible!
Oh, that's right!
It seems like there's a ball tonight!
Shall we go together?
Let's go!
Me, too! Me, too!
You clean it up!
Because it's a different color, isn't it?
Why?
Why?!
She's having fun!
It's terrible!
That person...
She's cute!
She's still cleaning it up!
Silent! Silent cleaning!
Why is it like this?!
Sing it! Sing it!
Prince, I want you to come here!
Ah, I'm lonely!
This is a song, isn't it?
It's a love song.
It's terrible!
Seriously!
It's not over yet, is it?
It's over!
Oh my, you're so worn out!
It was you!
I wanted to sing it!
Then you can't go to the martial arts world!
Who are you?
I'm a magician!
You're stupid!
You're young!
Ah, I feel so bad for you!
I feel so bad for you!
I can't look at you!
I don't think you can do it like this!
I'll cast a spell on you!
Here I go!
How beautiful you are!
Why are you so beautiful? What's your name?
My name is Cinderella. Cinderella, will you dance with me?
Nice voice! She's dancing!
She's having fun!
She's so cute!
You're beautiful, Cinderella.
Oh, it's already 12 o'clock.
Don't you want to play more with me?
I'm sorry!
I have to go home before this bell rings.
Is that so?
Oh, Cinderella again!
Oh, it's hot!
What's going on?
She's having fun!
She's dancing!
Why can't it be me?
She's not doing anything right, but I'm doing my best.
But she's always doing something wrong.
She's having fun!
I can't do it!
Um, excuse me.
Oh, what's wrong?
These shoes...
Are you looking for shoes that fit you?
Oh, you'll definitely fit in these shoes!
They'll definitely fit you!
I saw you wearing them!
Here you go.
Please wear them!
Here you go.
I can't wear them!
Please wear them!
You can wear them, right?
I can't wear them! I can't wear them!
I can't wear them, but they stretch!
Glasses stretch, too!
They fit when I wear them!
I can't wear them! I can't wear them!
Come in! Come in!
I can't wear them.
You can't wear them, right?
Aren't there any other girls?
Of course not!
Can I wear them?
Can you wear these shoes?
Yes!
They fit you perfectly!
Are you Cinderella?
Yes, I'm the prince of that time.
I've always wanted to meet you, Cinderella.
Prince...
We've finally met, Cinderella.
We've finally met, prince.
Our eyes are about to turn.
We're destined to meet, right?
Yes, we are.
Let's dance.
Yes!
That was great!
Prince, you were so cool!
You were so cool!
That was great.
Shall we go now?
Next, we, Momotaro's team, will perform "Ikinari Sokkyou Musical" for you!
Here we go!
What is it?
What is Rena doing?
Shall we go to the mountains?
Mountains? Where are the mountains?
Mountains!
It's cold today!
I'm not sure if I like it, but I like it very much!
Lend me more and more and more and more!
What does "lend me" mean?
How old you are!
How old you are?!
Are you an old man already?
Are you in your mid 20s already?
(coughing)
(grunting)
Granny! Granny! Granny!
Oh, what is that?
What is it?
It's a big peach!
A peach?
You're hungry, aren't you, grandpa?
I'm hungry!
Is it good?
It looks delicious!
I am a granny.
Yesterday, I ate kimchi.
Because this peach is...
Let's go home and eat it together!
(applause)
Oh, but it's not ready yet.
It's ready.
(inhaling)
Bang!
(screaming)
This is a gift from God!
I will call you Momotaro!
Momotaro!
Take care!
Are you okay? What are you looking at?
I was born from a peach, Momotaro!
I'm full of energy, Momotaro!
I won't lose to you in strength!
Energy! Enthusiasm! Energy!
Momotaro, you are strong!
I will give you this!
What is it, grandma?
It's a kibi dango!
Kibi dango!
If you eat this, you can defeat the demons!
Grandpa, grandma, I will do my best!
There are only four of them, so eat them carefully!
Four of them!
Four of them, so think about how you will distribute them!
I don't know what to do!
Momotaro is strong!
I know!
You will defeat the demons!
I will go!
Grandpa, grandma, goodbye!
Come back!
- Cute! - Cute, isn't it?
Ah! Man-chan, what's wrong?
But you know, there are only four of them!
I want that kiwi dango
- Wow! - That's amazing!
And I want you to do me a favor!
If you give me this, what will you do for me?
If you give me that, I will do anything for you!
Then, will you help me catch demons?
I will!
- Cute! - Cute!
I got a partner!
- What's that? - It's a lizard!
- It's funny!
- It looks like you! - It's funny!
It's funny!
- Monkey, you look scared! - Can I run away?
- No, you can't! - Can I run away? - No, you can't!
I want a kibi dango, too!
I'm the most energetic monkey in the city!
If you give me a kibi dango, I'll be your friend!
Kibi dango, kibi dango, I want a kibi dango, too!
Monkey, you look energetic and strong!
I'm sure you'll be my friend!
Go ahead!
I'll do anything you say!
It's a crane, isn't it?
Are you ready? Go over there!
Go over there!
It's scary!
- It's close! - What is it?
- It's shiny!
- It's scary! - It's scary!
I'll protect you!
What's going on?
- I'm a knight! - A knight!
You still have two more kibi dango, don't you?
Give me one.
I don't mind if you give me one.
Of course you won't give me one.
She is greedy.
If you give me two, what will you do for me?
Well, if you have me, you can spy on the demon island from the sky and you can do anything.
It's me.
Okay, I'll give you both.
Thank you for your kindness.
Are you sure it's me or me?
She forgot me.
Momotaro, the demon island is in front of you.
It's weird.
It's different.
There are two weak demons there.
Are they demons?
Oh, no!
Come on, demons!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Stop it!
The demon island!
Help me!
Demons!
Ouch!
How is it?
Ouch!
Stop it!
That's what I did.
Oh, no!
That's it for both teams.
Now, it's time for the judges to judge.
Which team do you think was better?
Thank you very much.
Moving on, who do you think was better, Team Momotarou or Team Momotarou?
We don't know, do we?
I don't know.
Let's have the staff decide.
And so, the winner is...
I hope!
Team Cinderella!
I'm so happy!
Thank you so much!
It was so good!
The next event is...
"Win or Lose Tournament! Monoboke Battle Royale"!
Choose a bag with your favorite number...
and compete with each other with the items in it!
The match is tournament-style!
The winner will win or lose by the audience's applause!
The loser will receive the opponent's item...
and move on to the next stage!
The person with the least applause until the end...
will receive a penalty game!
The more you lose, the harder it gets.
That's right.
The person with the least applause will win, right?
Yeah!
So, let's get started!
Choose a bag with a monoboke item in it!
Look forward to what's in it until the match begins!
Now, I'm curious about the match cards!
Let's start the first match!
The first match is...
"Yutty" versus "Tanimoto"!
My eyes are spinning!
High school's Ami, please.
Can you open it?
My eyes are spinning!
What is the result?
Yumi won this game!
Thank you!
Ami, please take Yumi's item and go to the next stage.
Next up is "Runo vs. me"!
Oh, it came out!
It's this one!
It's the one that came out in the show, right?
It's been a while since I saw it!
What was it again?
Genius!
Runo jumped out of my nose!
Good job!
Next up is "Shiori"!
Beware of fire!
What is the result?
This game is...
Shiori won!
Thank you!
Next up is "Ono-san vs. Marin-chan"!
Ah...
It suits you!
Hot! Hot! My hair!
High school's Marin.
Will my hair grow?
The result is...
Marin wins!
Next, Asakura-san vs. Akiyama-san.
This combination is bad.
This is bad.
Ami! Ami, stop!
Next, Maopin!
What is it?
Melon bread!
The result is...
Kiki wins!
Thank you!
Thanks to Ami.
Next, Onoda vs. Ninuma!
Why are you guys competing?
Wait a minute!
Saori must have hated it.
That's right!
Let's see it!
Wait a minute!
Cute!
I don't need a circus anymore!
Next, Kiso!
One, two...
Kappa-chan is worried about her thin hair!
The result is...
Saori wins!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Good job!
Next, Yamagishi vs. Kishimoto!
What?
A pen lighter?
Next up is Yume-chan.
Here I go.
Well...
It doesn't suit you.
I really danced.
I really danced, but I was born as a monkey and a gorilla.
The result is...
The winner is Yamaguchi Riko-chan!
Yamaguchi Riko-chan wins!
Why did you lose and try to escape?
I did it!
With that said, the six of them lost.
The first match of the second round is...
Tanimoto-san versus Runo!
It's a tough time.
Rock, paper...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors...
Loser!
I don't like this!
Runo...
You're going with that?
Revenge, revenge.
Did I have this face?
No, you didn't.
You didn't?
The result is...
Ami wins!
I'm glad.
I'll give you a lot of this.
It's increasing.
Next up is Ono-san versus Akiyama-san!
Okay, Mizuho, please do an impression of me.
An impression of you?
Mizuho, please do an impression of me.
Ouch!
This looks like a rose, doesn't it?
But it's not!
Ouch!
I'm sorry! It's so funny!
It's so funny!
Then, Maopin of high school!
Ouch! My butt is red!
The result is...
Maopin wins!
I don't like it!
Next, Ninuma-san and Kishimoto-san!
I don't like it! Why are you two here?
Then, Sukito-chan!
I don't usually show you my panties, but I'll show you today!
My... panties!
Is it OK for me to say "panties"?
It's barely OK!
It's OK!
You said "panties" about your panties.
I'm sorry!
Then, Yume of high school!
Thank you for your hard work!
Excuse me!
Manager-san...
Can you give me my usual "quickly"?
Thank you for your hard work!
The result is...
Sukito-chan wins!
I won!
Now, it's time for the final round of "three times in a row"!
We'll have you show your panties in this order!
Go ahead!
Do your best!
I'm curious!
Please say "right" and "left"!
Right...
Left...
I'm sorry!
Next, Onomizuho-chan.
Open your eyes! Open your eyes! Open your eyes!
Next, the third one.
Kishimoto Yuna-chan.
Please.
Five years later, Kishimoto Yume no...
Thank you for today.
Oh, I guess I shouldn't have grabbed you in the first place.
I'm sorry! I'll do it again! I'm sorry!
As a result, the one who will receive the punishment game is...
Onomizuho-chan!
The punishment game is "the most bitter tea".
I'm really not good at this, right?
Then, please drink it!
Don't show it! Don't show it!
Don't show it!
Then, please show us the extension of "monoboke" that suddenly started here!
♪ Sen, koi suru atomi wa ♪
♪ Afu no nioi de kirei ni nai ♪
♪ Shuumetsu made ni ichi kilo o yasetai kibun ♪
I'm Yamagishi Rika!
Do you know it?
"Paricole".
We did it!
Ono-san! I'm glad you came back!
This was the first public recording of "Psyche the Tsubaki Factory"...
But we had so much fun!
Everyone, thank you so much for coming out today!
Thank you!