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SMILE FACTORY AWARD 2022!
Good evening! I'm Kasai Yuumi!
Last broadcast of 2022!
Unfortunately, I couldn't participate in recording on this day,
so I'd like to liven up with narration and commentary next week!
I woke up stylish this year and the staff said I was dyed in the city,
so I'd like to learn more about it in the future, too!
And I'd like to learn a lot about beauty, too!
Yay!
Everyone, in 2020...
No, in 2022, we had a lot of things going on, didn't we?
- We did! - We did!
- Wow! - Wow!
- We had so many things going on. - Our schedules...
- We're working hard. - We're working hard.
Even for big concerts like tours,
we had one, two, three, four of them.
- We always do. - We always do.
May and June are packed with events.
- And summer, too. - Yeah.
- We were busy. - Yeah, we were busy.
Oh, and Budokan, too.
- We did Budokan. - Oh, Budokan.
- It's Budokan this year. - It's Budokan this year.
To celebrate all of you who worked hard for a year,
- we prepared... - Huh?
some of the most gorgeous products in history!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It looks fancy!
With family and friends,
with your loved ones,
with your members,
you can get a super luxury hotel afternoon tea meal voucher!
- Yay! - Yay!
- That's crazy! - Yay!
Wow, that's great!
So, we're going to have a match with those gorgeous products!
We nominated each department for their behind-the- scenes stories
collected in advance surveys from all members!
From episodes in which each department won,
we will choose the best department and give the prize to the winner!
I wanted to be in it, too!
So, the first department is...
That was a pinch in 2022!
- Yay! - Yay!
We picked up episodes of "That was a pinch in 2022"
that happened while we were working this year.
- Wow! - Wow!
These are the three episodes that were nominated!
What kind of "pinch" was it?
There's an idol festival called "Tokyo Idol Festival" in the summer, right?
- So, we were on three stages, right? - Yes, we were.
So, when the first stage was over and we were on the second stage,
we decided to change our hairstyle.
So, we put a curtain on the floor and tied up our hair.
And someone said, "What?" and we said, "Oh, you're right! Yeah, yeah!"
And when we looked this way, we were like, "Geez!"
- We got scared! - We got scared!
- It hurt so much I couldn't move. - You had a big burn.
So I went to the hospital and when I came back, my water bag was too big and my legs were like 1.5 times bigger.
- That's how I made it to the third stage. - Wow...
- You made it a lot, didn't you? I thought you were amazing. - Yeah, when I came back.
- You had professionalism. - I didn't think I'd make it, but I hated losing.
I told my manager, "I'll definitely make it! It's okay! Let me go!"
- I made it to the third stage, but when I came back, it hurt so much. - Yeah...
- When you crouched and bent your legs, you did your best not to use them. - Yeah...
- Looking back on my life, I think that was my biggest crisis. - Can I say the next one, Saori? - Sure.
- I, Onoda Saori, couldn't remember four songs during the rehearsal of "Shakunetsu Live" on the day! - Huh?
- What? - What do you mean?
- During the rehearsal? Really? - Yes! I'm sorry!
- During "Shakunetsu Live", there were a lot of senior singers' cover songs and songs we did for the first time. - Yeah...
- On the day of the rehearsal, I barely woke up and looked at my schedule and said, "I don't remember!" - Huh?
- Really? - Huh?
- But you might remember! - You were really impatient, weren't you? - Yeah.
- The teacher who taught me the dance and the dance moves at the time was Ms. Mitsubachi Maki. - Yeah...
- In the past, when I was a Haro Pro training student, I was told, "Onoda, dance by yourself." - You asked me to dance by myself...
- When I didn't remember... - Yeah...
- I had a dancing experience and I was like, "What should I do?" - Yeah...
- "Guys, tell me! I don't know!" - Yeah, you might have done something like that!
- I desperately put in 4 songs, singing and dancing, in about 30 minutes. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- It's something you can remember in 30 minutes. - Yeah, somehow!
- I think everyone was helping me out. - Yeah, you were pretty pushed into it.
- Yeah! "Oh no! I don't remember! I don't remember!" I was rehearsing that day while fighting my heart and soul. I'm sorry about that!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- You're in a pinch! - That's amazing!
- Lastly, Naopi! - Yes!
- It's about me being an MC during a tour. - Yeah...
- It was like, "Something you want to do in the fall!" - Yeah!
- At the time, I said I wanted to dance with Kaga - san! - Yeah, you did!
- But there was a reason for that. - Yeah...
- The day before, I was filming a show called "Dance Academy". - Yeah...
- At the time, I was in a pretty sad mood, like "This is Kaga-san's last recording!" - Yeah...
- I kept thinking about "last" all the time. - Yeah...
- So I said "Ah! I'll say Kaga-san's name!" as an MC. - Yeah...
- But even though it hadn't been announced yet, I said Kaga-san's graduation concert date! - Yeah...
- I see... - Yeah, I didn't realize it at first.
- So I told my manager on the bullet train, "Akiyama, did you say Kaga-san's graduation date?" - Yeah...
- So I said, "Eh? I might have said it..." - Yeah...
- And then I got a message from Kaga-san saying, "You're messing up!" - Yeah...
- At the time, I was sitting next to Mopin's bullet train. - Yeah...
- Before my manager told me, I got a message from Kaga-san saying, "How about Mopin?" - Yeah...
- "You're messing up, Mopin!" - Yeah, and Mopin didn't know at the time.
- He said, "What is it? Laugh!" - Yeah...
- Yeah, I didn't know at the time. - Was it fun?
- But when I found out later... - Yeah?
- Even though I didn't say it, I was really nervous. - Yeah...
- It's fine if it's about you, but... - Yeah...
- Right? - Yeah!
- Other groups' senpai's... - Right!
- Ah, I'm nervous! - Senpai is scary!
But Kaga-san was really kind and was like, "I'm glad you're at home," and texted me, but...
- I thought, "Oh man, I've done it." - I didn't know at all!
- While the staff is thinking about it... - Yes!
Let's look at the "big pinch" episode that leaked from Oshikumo Senkou!
- Here it is! - Oh, there's a lot of it!
- Aren't there a lot of words like "budokan"? - That's true!
- Oshikumo Senkou! - That's right!
- It continues with "budokan." - There are four "budokan."
- Iyamoni, Iyamoni... - Right? Are there a lot of "happening" stories?
- But there was a "budokan" performance at Yuumi's last rehearsal. - Ah!
- "Nenza shita." - Ah, "nenza shita" was...
- She did a lot of "nenza shita" performances, didn't she? - It was really amazing!
- There were quite a lot of "budokan." - Like, "koketeru" or "me" or...
- "koketeru" or "me" or... - Of course it's "me" and "budokan"!
- Well, it looks like we've decided on the winner, so I'd like to announce it! - Ah, I'm nervous!
- The winner is...
- Ah, there it is! - Wow!
- It's a full-scale performance!
- It's Saori Onoda! - Wow! - I'm so happy! Thank you!
- Can I say "thank you"? - Congratulations, Saori!
- Well, I really had to apologize to you all, and I thought I would never do it, so I'm pretty happy! - Really?
- I'm happy! - Thank you! - It was a heartwarming episode!
- Then, the next category is...
- "2020 Private Unintentionally Cute Show"! - Yay!
- Unintentionally! - Unintentionally! - Unintentionally!
- The winner of "2020 Private Unintentionally Cute Show" will be the winner of "Cute Unintentionally Show"!
- "Cute Unintentionally Show" - "Cute Unintentionally Show" - "Cute Unintentionally Show" - "Cute Unintentionally Show"
- These are the four episodes that were nominated for "2020 Private Unintentionally Cute Show"!
- Then, please show us "Cute Unintentionally Show"!
- When we were in Hiroshima Park, we had some free time, right? - Yes, we did.
- So, we went to Asakura Kiki-chan and Miyajima, but... - Yeah, yeah.
- Just now, Uemura Akari-san of Juice=Juice, Danbara Lulu-chan and also Lulu-chan's family... - Oh, really?
- Ichido and... - Ichido... - Coincidentally...
- Coincidentally we met... Oh, we coincidentally met!
- Oh, I forgot about that! - We met!
- It was such a coincidence that I was so surprised!
- The moment I knocked over the lemonade I was drinking!
- That's funny!
- Then, when we first met, Lulu-chan's father helped me clean up.
- Wow, that's kind of you! - Yes.
- I'm really sorry about that.
- Wow, that's cute! - That's cute!
- Ah, that's cute! - Ah, I want to go to Tanimoto Ami too!
- She's going in! - Kitsukawa!
- Kitsukawa!
- Um... I... well... I often take a taxi, you know? - Wow!
- That's not cute! - That's not cute! - That's not cute!
- Um... like, after I eat out... - First, eat out!
- That's cute! - Make yourself at home! - At home...
- You take a taxi, don't you? - That's not cute!
- Well, etiquette is important, isn't it? - Yeah!
- So, when I get off the taxi, I say "thank you for the meal" to the driver of the taxi!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Well, you know, I eat out a lot, so... - That's not cute!
- That's not cute at all! - That's not cute at all!
- Yes! I, Asakura, have a younger brother who is the same age as Runo! - Yeah!
- We're seven years apart, and she's my older sister, so I wanted to cook for him! - That's not cute at all!
- For breakfast, there's toast, right? - Yeah!
- I drop an egg in it, and put some mayonnaise on it, and make a toast sandwich! - That's cute!
- I worked hard for it! - Yeah!
- Yeah, I worked hard for it! - That's cute!
- That's a good point!
- But, you know, it's something you eat when it's half-cooked, but... - Yeah!
- The moment I made him eat it, it was so half - cooked that... - Yeah!
- While he was eating it, it just... - Yeah!
- It just fell apart, my younger brother! - That's so cute!
- I'm really sorry about that! - That's so cute!
- My younger brother fell apart and I'm really sorry about that! - That's so cute!
- Lastly, Runo! - One day, I went to a restaurant. - A restaurant?
- You have to say it properly! - A restaurant! - A restaurant!
- So I went there! - Yes, you went! - And... - And? - And I sat down.
- And... - And I was going to order something. - But they didn't have a menu, so I bought it.
- And I was waiting for it. - They didn't have a menu, so I bought it and waited.
- And then, 30 minutes later... - Eh, really? - How long did you wait? - 30 minutes?
- Wait, wait, wait, an hour later? - Maybe that long. - Eh? Eh? - I don't know, but I was waiting for that long. - No way!
- I was like, "Why aren't they coming?" and I said, "Excuse me, we don't have a menu," and even though I didn't order anything, I was like, "Is this a course?"
- A course meal! - Did you go somewhere like a course meal? - No, I didn't! - So I said, "We don't have a menu," and I was like, "Huh?"
- And I was like, "Did you order something?" and I was like, "Huh?" and then I saw a QR code here.
- Ah! - So I typed in the QR code and it said everything on the menu!
- I was waiting for an hour! - Kyaaa!
- You're a genius! - You're a genius!
- Yes, it doesn't matter what you think, but please listen to what I think!
- I tend to oversleep quite a bit, but I never get late!
- Now, I will announce the episodes that were unfortunately decided.
- What could it be? - What could it be?
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - Two colors? - Huh? - Two colors? - There's only two colors!
- The one at the top of the screen is really funny! - This one! - This one is funny! - What is it? - What is it?
- When we went sightseeing in Miyajima, we wore a hat so we wouldn't get sunburned.
- But, when we were riding the train, we took it off and when we arrived at the station, we went out like this.
- Then, we were like, "Huh? We're not wearing hats!" - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- I thought, "Oh no!", and we ran inside the train, went to get our hats, and when we were about to leave, they closed!
- We said goodbye to the three of you who were there at the time.
- Ami was running desperately and said, "I got it!", and then she closed it and you could see it!
- It was raining from the window! - I want to see it! - With a straight face! - With a straight face!
- It was really funny! - It was funny!
- Can I ask you one more thing?
- These eye drops... - Oh, those!
- What do you mean? - I have them!
- I don't usually use eye drops myself.
- So, when I come to Tokyo and use eye drops...
- Well, there's no one around, so no one uses eye drops.
- There's no one around, so you use eye drops like this, right?
- But you can't see with your own eyes, so you're like, "Where should I put it?"
- Then, before I knew it, I ran out of eye drops and I was surprised!
- You keep making mistakes! - I'm surprised!
- That's cute! - That's cute! - That's cute! - That's cute!
- Now that we know who won, we'll announce it!
- 2022 Private Ukkari Kawaii Award for Best Picture is...
Asakuna Kiki!
How do you like it?
I'm glad you took care of me like a little brother.
Episode was born!
Those who haven't been nominated yet!
Here's a big chance!
2022 Nice Drowning Show!
I want to drown!
You will show your drowning episodes, which are not yours, in a group.
The person who drowned the best will win the championship!
Ready, start!
Yes!
Oh, then Kiki!
Yes, well...
YouTube sub channel "Happily Spending So Young"
IKL's birthday party.
I called Akiyama Momochi as a guest.
My little brother was also there as a caretaker.
I mistook him for my little brother and called him by his name.
On the contrary, I called him "Little brother" and I was very mistaken.
You're like a grandma.
You're mistaken.
I'm wrong?
I was always wrong.
Really?
There is a drawing.
I was drawing a drawing.
Akiyama-san...
What?
There is an ink called "drawing".
In order to dry the liquid...
I did like this.
But I thought it wouldn't dry.
Then, Akiyama-san put on a mask.
What?
Are you stupid?
You're really stupid.
Shut up!
I called my little brother "L".
Shut up!
Then, Kiso.
On Miyajima...
On the next day of Hiroshima park...
When we were playing...
Ami-chan was being "fooned" by a deer in front of me.
Really?
Just now...
I saw a picture of Misoho-chan.
It was a nice sunset.
I thought it would look good.
I was taking a picture of her.
Then, a group of deers gathered around me.
I don't know why...
But they were "fooned" only around me.
"Fooned" only?
One more!
Then, Shiori.
With Fukuda Marin-chan...
Until the third date scene...
There's a part where we dance together.
From the autumn tour...
The part where we dance together...
The lyrics say that we're closer than other girls.
We're getting really close.
From the autumn tour.
Every time...
It's always "two".
But...
It comes a lot.
I can't do it.
Every time...
It's "two"...
Or "two and a half".
I do it around there.
Oh, really?
Really?
That's right.
I see.
That's about it.
I probably won't be nominated.
That's probably it.
The story itself is interesting, though.
The way it's put together is...
Now, we have all the episodes.
Well, Akiyama-san...
You have a lot of episodes like this, don't you?
I'd like to talk about Yofu and Runo-chan.
When we were on the radio together...
We were at the wrong place.
And we were late.
While the staff is in their minds...
I'd like to introduce someone from the manager.
On January 22nd, Yamagishi Blog...
At the end of the live show...
It says "Oronamine C" is indispensable.
But before checking the blog...
It says "Oronine C" is indispensable.
I was worried that I might have gotten injured somewhere.
I see.
I often make such mistakes.
Don't look at me.
I'll hit you.
One day, while we were moving on the Shinkansen...
Tanimoto slid his hand...
And drank yogurt...
And was always stuck in the seat.
To not let it slide to the seat in front of us...
We wiped the floor with all of our members since morning.
- That's crazy! - I remember!
- I remember it was really hard.
I was like "wheee!" and then...
Ah! It slid away. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
We were watching it all, right? All of it sliding away.
- Yeah, we were watching it all. - Yeah, and we all gave tissues...
- But we only gave pretty expensive ones. - Yeah!
- Yeah, we were like "ah, that's a shame!" - Yeah, we were like "ah, that's a shame!"
- We were like "ah, that's a shame!" - We were like "ah, sorry!"
- I remember! - I remember! - The celebrity ones...
- Well, it seems like we have a winner... - Yes!
- So we'll announce it! - Please!
- 2022...
NICE Achievement Award...
The winner is...
Niinuma Aki Sora-chan!
I did it!
An episode of "Chicano Fun"?
Thank goodness!
Thank you, Ami-chan!
What about my award?
You don't have one!
That's too bad.
You still have a chance!
The next category is...
"Anything Goes News of 2022"!
I'll announce some personal news that happened in 2022.
The person who said "Anything Goes" the most...
...will win the award and announce it more and more.
Okay!
That's fast!
What about you, Maupin?
I have a habit of...
...chewing my own mouth...
...but I fixed it!
You fixed it!
That's true, "Anything Goes"!
I fixed it!
"Anything Goes"!
What about you, Rimen?
Recently, I've been eating a lot of chikuwa.
That's amazing!
I eat it about three times a month.
That's amazing!
On my payday...
...I go to the bank and check how much I have in my wallet...
...but I don't do it anymore!
That's true!
I installed an app!
You installed an app!
It's a web bank.
What about you, Saori?
When I changed my smartphone, my phone bill became cheaper!
That's true!
I'm happy!
How can I repay you?
It became 1,000 yen cheaper!
And I got a new model!
I'm so happy! I'm going to watch it again!
Watch it again? What's that?
On November 11th, I got 1,000,000 points for my test!
1,000,000 points!
That's amazing!
Marin!
Last year, for the first time in my life, I had a smartphone.
Until now, I've only been able to go to places and destinations for work while having my colleagues help me.
But recently, I've been able to read my own map!
That's amazing!
Chiyori!
Yes! Personally, I'm really happy about something.
"Wicked" and "Crazy for you! No! Joy!" of the drama series "Wicked" have been decided!
Wow!
It doesn't matter! I don't know if it's because of me!
Yes!
Well, I'm not sure if I should say this, but...
Since I joined this year, I've been able to peel off the skin under my feet!
That's amazing!
I didn't want to say it!
I thought I'd say it today.
You said it!
You said it too much!
It's like, "There's one side like this, too!"
You said it too much!
Manpi!
Yes! Well, I...
I had a little bag in the middle of my mouth.
I really don't want to say it, but I've been hiding it for a long time!
With a concealer or something like that!
But I said it here!
Oh! I did it!
I did it!
One in a million chance!
Yes, Misako!
I also bought a cream for my soles!
What?
To make it softer!
Oh! I heard a good story!
If you wear it, it gets hard, but I like cream for your soles!
Okay! I'll buy it! Thank you!
Okay, Marin!
Yes! About four months ago, my eyelash curler was too bad and I lost most of my right eyelash.
What?!
It doesn't matter at all!
That's right! It doesn't matter at all!
Didn't you buy eyelash curler?
Oh! I did! I did!
I'm glad you did!
Can I say something?
Yes!
I renovated my house a little bit this year, but I chose the color of the wall!
Wow!
I don't know about this wall!
I don't know about it!
Okay, Yume!
Last month, my mother was really...
She was really...
What should we do?! Should we stop it?!
What should we do?!
I'm scared!
Let's stop it!
What should we do?!
I'm worried about the continuation!
It's really funny!
I'm sorry!
Sorry for disturbing you!
Sorry!
Should we...stop it?!
Let's stop it!
I'm worried about it!
I'm curious about what Kishimoto-san has to say!
Your episodes are really good, but my episode "don't care about it" is...
I've recently started drinking a lot of herbal tea and tea that I used to drink in high school.
It's a growth.
So, what are the results of the election?
2022 "don't care about it" news show.
The winner is...
I don't think I can say it last year, but I've grown up since then.
Finally, there is only one section left.
The last one is this section with appreciation from the program.
How many have you announced the most in 2022?
From this year's New Year's Day to today's June 6th, all 12 people posted 3,619 posts on their blogs.
As a result of this, we will award the best award to the person who announced "how many" the most in this year's blog.
However, only the posts that were announced before the broadcast will be awarded.
I'm confident about it, but...
So, the ranking of "how many" is...
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it at all.
Is it okay if it's only at the top?
It's okay if it's only at the top.
Then what should we do?
I don't like this kind of thing.
Please.
I'm nervous.
Oh, no!
This is scary.
Oh, thank goodness!
Ami?
Look!
Wow!
So, it was Simo and Nina!
Wow!
How do you feel about receiving the award?
Oh, my God!
I'm happy!
It's love!
On the other hand...
What?
But look!
The number of comments is important!
What? What? What?
Sao has a lot of comments after the show.
Ah!
What? But if it's about comments...
I'm at the top!
That's right! That's right!
We have a lot of comments here!
That's why it's like that at all!
That's right!
I don't write comments deeply!
That's right! Comments... Because I'm number one in comments!
What? But it's okay! It's okay!
It's okay! It's okay!
I don't like being collected!
Well, I didn't think I was number ten!
Well, if this happens again next year...
For that reason, I would like to announce it properly!
That's why...
Since all departments have decided on the best award...
I would like to decide on the best award at last!
It's fair, isn't it?
But if I win, I wonder if I'll go with one of the members...
I'm not with anyone!
I'm not with anyone yet, but...
It's fun to be together!
You're in first place in my episode!
That's right!
The best award is...
This one!
I would like to decide it with this!
What?
What? What? Wait! Wait!
It's Yui!
Hey, wait! Wait! Wait!
What is this?
This is too much!
From the staff...
The person who contributed the most to the program...
I would like to mention him for a moment!
That's right!
Isn't it fun?
I'm getting nervous!
This is...
Next one is really informative!
Well then...
"The Roulette of Destiny"...
I'll spin it!
One, two...
"Cirino's Dance"!
I know which one it is!
A little more!
A little more?
It's almost pink!
It only looks like pink!
It's long!
It's really long!
I'm getting nervous!
It's pretty long!
There's a lot of information!
Take your time!
Just a little bit more!
So, the winner is Yumino Kishimoto!
I'm going to increase the prize money!
That's awesome!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Yume-chan, who do you want to tell these feelings to?
I want to tell my mom who raised me!
Mom!
Thank you for 22 years!
Thank you for your support this year!
Next year, too, Tsubaki Factory!
Let's go, Tsubaki Factory!
Thank you!
Happy New Year!
The next episode of "Tsubaki Factory" is...
"Us!
Three of us!"
Three of us will split up and check our bonds!
What is the most unforgettable thing you talked about in your family?
How many purikos did you eat?
"Us!
Three of us!"
Don't miss it!