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♪ I'm a beaver, I'm a beaver ♪
I'm Iinuma Kisara, and I'll be narrating today's "Ikutsuba".
This time, we'll be delivering the segments related to our new songs.
Lastly, there's also a solo segment by Riko-chan!
I love fortune-telling, and I've been waiting for this segment!
This time for sure, we'll be first place!
Please look forward to it!
Today's theme is...
"Our shift work".
Shift work?
Shift work?!
What is it? Recruit? Recruit?
It's shift work!
I don't know if it's an intonation or not, but it's shift work.
First of all, aside from idols,
have you ever bought a job that you thought might be your shift work?
Yes, we have!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Here's everyone's answer!
Everyone's different, and it's interesting!
By the way, I chose my job because I like little girls.
I especially like girls between one and a half and three years old!
I love it!
There's a lot of things, but since we're idols,
we want idols to be our shift work, right?
That's right!
If idols weren't our shift work, it'd be a little...
It'd be boring.
Right?
With that said, it's a little exciting right now,
but let's move on to this project!
"Tsubasa Factory" idol shift work diagnosis ranking!
From now on, one person will announce our idol shift work rankings!
This person will diagnose us!
Please come in!
Thank you for having us!
It's been about half a year since their reappearance!
Hayatomo-san, the strongest entertainer in the entertainment world,
who is too good-looking!
Hayatomo-san, who has trained many famous idols until now,
has actually been training us in the studio for a long time!
I was able to see you for about an hour.
Last time it was about ten minutes,
so I think it's about six times more!
By the way, do you remember me?
Of course we do!
We often talk about you in the studio!
We do!
Here is the result of last time's work luck ranking!
By the way, did you notice that we are sitting in this order in the studio?
I was last time at the bottom,
but this time it's a chance for a big reversal!
Why is that?
This time, it's not about work luck as a whole,
it's about whether you're suited for being an idol or not,
so it might change!
That's right!
So we've learned a lot of interesting things,
and we've ranked you based on the changes from last time's work luck results!
First of all, I'd like to say that not all of you are suited for being an idol!
You're all suited for it!
While you're suited for it...
It's hot!
I don't think you're suited for it that much!
That's what I thought when I chose you!
Everyone's suited for it! Let's end it!
Why do you rank us like that?
Exciting ranking announcement!
Let's start in the middle, in 7th place!
The most ordinary person!
In 7th place...
It's Yofuu-san!
Yofuu-san, you've gotten so much better!
Didn't you think you were the same person?
That's amazing!
You weren't as active as you were last time.
I had the impression that you were doing pretty well, but you have more fans and you are more confident now.
I think I am more confident now.
But you still have a little bit of self-restraint, like "Let's talk like this and like that."
If you can get some money and talk like your seniors, you might be able to win first place.
That's amazing!
I'm lucky seven, so I'm in the best position.
Shall we say that a lot?
Shall we move on to the eighth place?
The eighth place is...
Ms. Ono!
What is this? The color has changed.
The color has changed!
It's red bean color!
Last time, you had a lot of fans and you didn't feel bad about it.
But now you have a mental growth and I think you've grown up a little mentally.
I don't cry that much anymore.
But with your mental growth, you've started to look down on others.
Always?
A little bit.
So, I think you might be able to be a leader, not a leader, but a leader of your heart if you spread your vision and grasp the whole picture.
I don't think you look like an idol anymore.
There was a little difference.
If you calm down and look at it from a man's point of view, you don't look cute, you look like a good woman.
The nuance changes a little.
So you should do it desperately?
That's right. If you're exhausted and you've practiced so much today that you can't die, you should put on a dead face.
Recently, the organization says, "I didn't put on makeup, so I'll wear a mask."
Of course, you want to show your fans your beautiful appearance, don't you?
Put on makeup and get ready and die.
If you do that, you'll be this cute and work so hard.
It's better to be dirty in a cute state, isn't it?
That's right.
Now let's go up and see the sixth place.
The sixth place is...
Akiyama-san.
Really?
But you have a nice color.
I think Akiyama-san is as good as ever.
Yay!
There are a lot of fans, and moreover, as I said before, female fans who support Akiyama-san are probably the most among the members.
So, as a talent, it takes a long time for people who are supported by same-sex people.
Oh, I see.
So I thought it was a good feeling, but...
But?
However, from the perspective of an idol, it is better to be supported by opposite sex than same- sex people.
That's true.
I've been feeling it little by little, but what should I do to increase the number of male fans?
What?
I don't know.
Please tell me!
Please ask the agency about it.
But maybe it's like I saw it.
What kind of feelings do these fans have?
They admire you.
Yes, I know.
I'm happy.
They admire you more than you think you are cute.
So, how can I say it? It's like you are cute.
It's better for men...
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
It's better for men to be like you.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Please stay away from me.
So, let me introduce the ninth person.
The ninth person is...
Ms. Kasai.
Ms. Kasai, you look like this.
Overall, you look a little dazed.
Last time, you looked like you were in a bad mood.
But now, you look smarter than you did last time.
Wonderful.
I can't catch up with you.
I'm sorry.
But now, you look like you're looking at everyone from a different angle.
As an idol, I think you should go full swing.
Full swing is a little scary.
I think you'd be more interesting if you went out a little more.
But now you're looking at everyone from a different angle.
I'd like you to realize that you're not that smart yet.
You're smart.
Next is the fifth person.
The fifth person is...
Ms. Kishimoto.
What?
No way.
As usual, you have a lot of trust from people around you.
And you have a lot of support from your fans.
It's not common.
I think you have a lot of fans who will follow you no matter what you do.
That's cute.
Now you know why you're in fifth place.
But there is not a single fan who sees you as a woman.
What?
No way.
What? Really?
When did you do this?
I will release a photo book next month.
Yes, only women buy it.
I think men will buy it too.
But they don't see you as a woman.
They see you as a human.
You are cool.
Yes, many people see you as a human and think you are cool.
They see you as human and you are cool.
But I feel lonely when I see you as a woman.
I have never been told that I am a woman.
I think you are more popular than you think.
But you are more popular than you think.
You are more popular than you think.
I think you are more popular than you think.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
I can't do it.
I can't persuade you.
I think you are a full-time employee.
I don't think there are many entertainers who want to do small things like you.
I think realistically.
Is it written realistically?
I think it will last a lifetime.
It's hard for models and idols to do it for a lifetime.
If you only have three counters, you can do it for a lifetime.
I think you can do it and it suits you.
I think you can think bigger.
You are more popular than you think.
That's right.
You are more popular than you think.
That's right.
You are more popular than you think.
You are not called "you".
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's ring the bell!
Ring the bell!
Let's move on to the 4th place.
The 4th place is...
Fukuda-san!
Fukuda-san is really cool.
I think she is amazing.
She is still young.
I'm 17 years old.
That's right.
I don't think there are many people like her at 17 years old.
She is strong as a human being.
I think she is strong.
She is strong.
She has a lot of female fans, too.
Both male and female fans are in the middle.
If half of male and half of female fans support her,
the number of female fans increases and the number of male fans supports her, too.
It's not good to be biased.
It's not good at all.
Stop it!
I think she is a person who can become a star even if she doesn't do anything.
I still can't imagine how amazing she is.
That's amazing.
However, I think she has become a little annoying.
What does "annoying" mean?
It means "annoying".
Annoying...
That's amazing.
I still can't imagine how amazing she is.
There is no problem with her, but I think she is still in the fourth place.
That's amazing.
Let's start with the lower ranks first.
The 10th place is...
Ms. Tanimoto.
I'm sorry.
Gym.
Wait! Isn't it too simple?
It's been a while since I've drawn something so simple.
It's a little late, but the outside of the humanoid is a fan.
It's a distant person.
The inside circle is my heart and people around me.
For example, I draw the feelings of members and people at work around me.
I like myself very much.
But people around me don't think anything of you, Tanimoto.
Hey! Everyone!
Everyone!
Everyone, think of something!
I think you're self-sufficient.
You're the happiest.
If you're suitable for being an idol, what else are you suitable for?
I think you're suitable for being a model.
Wow!
It's weird to say you're a model, but if you look at yourself, you'll be fine for now.
You'll always be in a stance of "keep me the best."
If you sell out, that is.
At first glance, I feel like you have a lot of male fans.
Surprisingly, you're also popular with women.
I think you have a lot of people who like you as a person.
I'm not talking about you, but I think you have a lot of people who keep supporting you no matter what you do.
That's what I think.
From now on, please drive normally and do your best.
Yes, I understand.
Now, we're in third place.
Surprisingly, there are people who didn't make it last time.
There are a lot of people who didn't make it.
Yes, there are three of you who didn't make it.
Oh, it's just the three of you.
Thank you.
Three of you?
It's too early to introduce you, isn't it?
It's too early.
It's scary, but it's the two of you.
Now, we'll announce the third place.
The third place is...
Yamagishi-san!
I'm so happy!
Yamagishi-san, you were really good before.
I don't think you've changed much in terms of your colors.
I think you like groups more now than you did before.
That's right.
I'm doing spring tours and concerts now.
And I finished my second tour at Nippon Budokan Park the other day.
I think we've gotten closer and closer.
I'm happy.
I think people who like groups are necessary for groups.
You're a passionate leader.
I thought that was really good, so you're in third place.
And I think you're good at making others fall for you.
You're making me fall for you!
Are you making me fall for you?
I am making you fall for me!
Is that unconscious?
Or are you trying to make me fall for you?
That's my opinion.
I think you're trying to make me fall for you.
For example...
I talk with my fans at private events and such.
But I'm not good at talking.
I think you're better than an idol who's good at talking.
That's true.
I think you're better at talking than an idol who's bad at talking.
I'm happy.
And next...
You're in 11th place.
I don't like this place!
In 11th place...
It's Onoda-san!
Saori!
When I was talking about you in the dressing room...
I could hear you saying that you're pretty suitable for being an idol.
So I was like, "Oh, I'm in 11th place!"
You didn't look bad last time, either.
Something's different about you.
You look paler.
I think you're less excited than you used to be.
You looked unusually pale last time.
Well, today...
I was off-key, and I'm just less excited.
I'm always excited, too.
I was off-key, and I'm just less excited.
Even from this angle, I'm fine.
Oh, I see.
Then it might be just for today.
It might be just for today.
You looked unusually pale last time.
I was wondering why you looked so pale.
I see.
It might be because you're working or talking with your friends.
Oh, you're right!
That's what you think, right?
I didn't say it.
You looked fine.
Wow!
If you hadn't been off-key, you might have looked better.
That might be it.
That's right.
If you watch our show again,
we hope you'll be in good health!
We hope you'll be in good health!
That's right. Go home and get some sleep.
We will.
Then, let's move on.
2nd place is...
There are only 3 people left.
Sora, Kiori, Kiki.
I'm getting excited.
2nd place is...
Yagi-san!
Yagi-san has improved a lot compared to last time.
Last time, she wasn't good at anything.
On the contrary, I don't know what to do.
But now, instead of thinking about what you should do,
you should say and do what you want to say and do what you want to do.
That's how you used to be when you weren't here last time.
You're right. I posted a dish on my blog.
And I got a lot of feedback.
I posted anything.
If you give it up, you'll give up anything.
If you show that side of you, you'll get a lot of feedback.
That's really important.
For example, you may think you have something you don't like or you may have anti-fans.
Don't change your stance now.
If you're not good at it, you may be on TV a lot in a year or two.
That's good.
I hope you won't be on a cooking show anymore.
That's a little...
For now, you're the only one who has that kind of feeling.
I'll think about you more.
I'm sorry.
Now, it's time for the first place announcement.
Who is the best fit for being an idol?
Kiki or me? Please!
I'd like to announce...
The first place winner is...
Who is it?
Asakura!
I was watching you!
Anyway, wait for me!
The first place winner is Asakura.
Last time, she was really good.
But this time, she should think about being an idol.
As a result, I think she's definitely the best.
Why is that?
First of all, fans, members, and co-workers...
They have so much trust in you.
But you don't see it at all.
Wow!
I can't show my face.
You have so much trust in you.
But you're not good at it at all.
You only think about work.
Well, objectively...
You should do it like this.
Not only you, but the whole group should do it.
I respect you and think about it.
I think you stand out more if you get better at it.
I don't know.
I can't be confident.
You're always humble.
You should think about your future, not your own future.
What do you mean by "future"?
Wow!
I think you stand out more than this.
Really?
You should stand out more than this.
Really?
No way!
You should stand out more than this.
Wow!
You're awesome!
Yes.
That's it for my opinion about Shintani.
No, not yet!
I'm sorry.
That's it for Shintani's opinion about Shintani.
There are more fans now.
I think there are more people who support Shintani now.
But I think there are more weird fans now.
Weird fans?
You said the same thing last time.
About unique fans.
There are more unique fans now.
Thank you for saying that.
Thank you very much.
I think it's easy to get in touch with them.
So, if there are too many fans,
there is a possibility that you will have a hard time.
I was a little worried about that.
To be honest, I think Shintani is number one as a talent.
However, even if it sells well, it may not sell in the way you want it to sell.
However, her job was to be a housewife.
If she gets married, I think she will be a housewife.
That's funny!
That's what I think.
I think it's most likely that a person like you will sell well.
That's amazing!
If you look at your fame, I think you should quit now.
If you notice it, you might not be an idol anymore.
What are you becoming?
Ms. Park.
Here is the result of the ranking.
I'm back again.
In a sense, I'm lucky.
Let's say I'm number one.
After this result, I went to fortune-telling.
The fortune-teller told me not to believe in fortune-tellers.
As I said at the beginning, you are very suitable for idols.
I don't think there are many idols who are so talented.
I think it's amazing that 12 people are not buried in 12 people.
I'm happy!
No matter what you do, don't worry about it and do your best!
Yes!
That's all for "Tsubaki Factory Idol Transplant Diagnosis Ranking"!
Next, I won the "Teach Me, Teacher! Onoda Tsubaki Factory Kawaii Contest" of "Ikuze! Tsubaki Factory" which was broadcasted the other day.
I was told to do what I like as a reward, so I'm in the studio now.
And what I want to do now is this!
Ta-dah! A blanket!
This time, I got a blanket from Nishikawa-san in Shingu.
Speaking of me, Yamagishi, I can sleep anywhere, but this time I'll try sleeping in the studio!
Now, can Riko-chan really sleep in the studio?
From the exit, Mao-chan and I will thoroughly check it out!
It's fun!
It's like it's our first time doing something like this.
Right? It's nice, it's nice.
It's a surprise, you know?
From Riko.
Right?
Petit... Petit surprise.
It's very fluffy.
Wow, it feels good.
It's good. It feels good.
Isn't it good?
It's like a job. You can sleep while you work.
I don't think it's easy in the future.
But if it wasn't for Riko, I wouldn't have come up with this idea.
I've never done it seriously like this with the camera rolling,
so I don't know, but...
I think I can sleep within 15 minutes because I have this aroma and everything prepared.
Can people sleep for about 15 minutes?
Can you sleep?
If you're really tired, you can sleep.
But I was a little slow after work today.
I think you've been sleeping a lot, Riko.
But I did a live show yesterday, and I feel like I've accumulated quite a bit,
so I want to go into bed and sleep as soon as possible.
But when you're tired, you sleep right away, right?
But other than that, you're the type of person who listens to music and sleeps slowly.
Maybe.
I can't sleep.
Me neither.
I can't sleep.
Then I'd like all the staff to leave the studio and go to sleep.
I'd like you all to leave the studio.
Bye-bye.
Good night, Riko.
Well, I'm really...
going to sleep.
It's getting dark.
She's trying to sleep.
Iko-chan, you're the type of person who sleeps with your right eye open, aren't you?
But I tend to fall asleep pretty quickly, you know?
I know.
No, it's really like...
You're sleeping like you're at work, aren't you?
It's a little possible, you know?
Face the camera.
Yes, face the camera.
This way?
Yes, yes, yes.
She doesn't care which one it is, does she?
Pretending to be asleep.
I couldn't sleep.
But it's been going on like this for a while now.
Yeah.
It's a little...
Is it coming?
It might be coming a little.
Huh? It might be sleeping.
It's starting to look like it's sleeping now.
It's pretty big.
Robin, you're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared, so I might say "huh?"
I don't know.
I'm glad.
Let's try not to wake her up, okay?
Let's talk.
Let's do it slowly, okay?
It's so small.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not this one.
Where is it coming from?
Is it ringing?
Is it a bear-shaped bell?
It's not a bell.
Okay, it's been 15 minutes now,
so we're going to wake up Riko-chan now.
We're going now.
I can't wait.
Good morning, Riko!
Were you sleeping?
Really?
Wow!
Wow, Riko! You slept for 15 minutes!
It's so comfortable!
It feels so good!
It's so good!
I'm sorry!
Isn't it nice?
It was quick.
It's heavy.
I don't know if it's normal or not.
You were sleeping!
We expected you wouldn't be able to sleep.
That's right.
Were you watching us?
I was watching you.
I was monitoring you all the time.
Really?
We were pranked again.
I knew it!
But...
I was able to sleep, so...
I'll give you a reward.
Wow!
I'm glad!
It's a big success!
Next time on "Ikuze Tsubaki Factory"...
We were able to make it to the final of the tour!
With the end of the first world tour coming to an end...
We're going on a bus tour in Hokkaido!
While doing various projects together...
We enjoyed Hokkaido's food and nature!
Also! Our new song "Yowasa Janai Yo Koi"...
Is also being directed by the original music video!
Look forward to it!